left side of the solar system

"I said you are jealous of the rich, you look very energetic, you are too stingy, I have a house vacant, you can live in it..." Wang Xiangyuan murmured.

"Do you think I will live there?" Zhang Siyuan asked Wang Xiangyuan back.

"No..." Wang Xiangyuan replied subconsciously.

"Yes, I have no reason to live in your house! We don't know each other very well." Zhang Siyuan replied resolutely.

"Oh..." Wang Xiangyuan said regretfully, as if he wanted to say, "I don't want your rent, so you can go live."

"I wondered why those thieves were so careless. They helped me clean up the house and just cleaned it up. Why did they keep cleaning up? Every time it was like a car accident scene, it was horrible. After they cleaned up, I had to Follow their buttocks and clean up again, hey, they are just a bunch of rotten people, and even good people can't do it!" Zhang Siyuan said angrily.

"You can be content, if I come to steal, I will steal your old man, or put four wheels under the house and push it away, ho ho..." Wang Xiangyuan said with a smile.

"Don't be so cruel..." Zhang Siyuan replied with a bitter face.

"I said that lightly, I didn't throw all your things into the toilet..." Wang Xiangyuan continued.

"Your uncle is so perverted! Are my things so worthless!" Zhang Siyuan scolded.

"I'm kind enough, hahaha..." Wang Xiangyuan pretended to be fierce and said.

"I also want to change to a better house, but the rent of a good house is too high, I really can't afford it! If thieves come to steal again, I don't know what they can steal!" Zhang Siyuan continued with a bitter face.

"Nothing can stop the thieves. If they don't steal, wouldn't society be harmonious?" Wang Xiangyuan said helplessly.

"If I'm stolen again, I'll change my house! If I don't change again, the thief will really attack me. It's a trivial matter to steal me away. What should I do if I sell me to someone like you?" Zhang Siyuan said with a sad face.

"What's wrong with me, bitch! My God, you must have a writing desk anyway, right?" Wang Xiangyuan still felt unbelievable.

"Why do you need a writing desk? I can't even write my name! Do you use a writing desk for prayers? Christ is a foreigner, so don't tell people to do this or that. You have to call Jesus Father, I don't believe it. I believe in Chinese Buddhism, I am not only a handsome guy, but also a patriotic handsome guy." Zhang Siyuan said with a smile.

"Haha, that's too exaggerated. It's just belief. Not to mention, it can be used for eating!" Wang Xiangyuan continued.

"So why bother? You have to clean up after eating. It's just a bowl. If you like to clean it, you can clean it. If you don't like to clean it, you can use it next time! Nothing is delayed, water is saved, and resources are saved. TV is not It is said every day that our country is a water-poor country, and saving water starts with me, and I start with saving water for washing dishes." Zhang Siyuan spread his hands and said detachedly.

"My God, I really have you, you don't even wash the dishes! Don't tell me that you only need to wash your face three times in a lifetime: once you are born, once you get married, and once you die..." Wang Xiangyuan said to Zhang Siyuan with contempt .

"What's wrong with that, I often don't wash my face, I'm white... Remember you are the first stranger who came to my place and the first person to know the secret of my not washing face! How lucky you are, stealing Let's have fun! Do you want to wake up when you sleep." Zhang Siyuan raised his voice and said.