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Chapter 46 Jianwei Xiaoshi Tablets Chewable
"No no no, wait a minute—"
Seeing the eggshell in his hand that was about to shatter, Dr. Shang felt that his heart was about to shatter into pieces.He frantically tried to press the eggshell back, but before he could touch it, a small half of the eggshell in his hand was knocked off with a snap.
Under the breathless gaze of the crowd, a little orange kitten stood up while poking at the eggshell.
The little orange cat seemed not afraid of strangers, blinked its eyes and looked around, then crawled out of the eggshell with all four paws.It landed on the human doctor's lap with a snap, and raised his head angrily: "Mi!"
"I understand. It turns out that Taotie has been hiding in the world with the appearance of an orange cat..."
Looking at the little orange cat on his lap with complicated emotions, Dr. Shang sighed, and looked at the innocent-looking courier dragon: "I'm a doctor—you sent it here specially, is it because it has some symptoms? Like anorexia or something? You better answer yes..."
"How is it possible? Every dragon egg we send out has been strictly quarantined, and there is absolutely no problem!"
The dragon straightened its neck proudly, and answered loudly without thinking.He scooped up the little orange cat with another paw, and after looking around, a bit of doubt suddenly appeared in the round long eyes.
"It's weird, this one seems to be a little bit wrong—it's like this, because Taotie looks so strange, in order not to be abandoned by their parents when they are young, they usually pretend to be kittens, but I haven't seen this one yet. The color. Pay attention when feeding, I heard from them that the orange cat-shaped glutton is likely to suffer from bulimia..."
"... Isn't Gluttony a race that generally suffers from bulimia?!"
Looking at the Longzu whose conscience doesn't even hurt, Dr. Shang's questioning almost had a hint of heartbreak.The vampire at the side thoughtfully waved his hand, and summoned the golden exclamation marks left by the elves, and pressed them in the air one by one in coordination.
"Look at you, you're still a doctor. Why don't you understand why you're so sick? If you say you're sick, you're different from ordinary people. If you say it's bulimia, you eat more than ordinary people. , Taotie is the same way.”
The giant dragon caressed the non-existent mandibular whiskers maturely, shook his head slowly, and seriously educated the human doctor in front of him.
"The Taotie family is generally divided into three types—ordinary gluttony, elite gluttony, and gluttonous gluttony. The so-called elite gluttony means that they don't eat anything other than steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, and steamed deer tail. No touch at all. The so-called gluttonous gluttony means that they can feed on anything and are willing to eat anything. Just a little, and the mouth will never stop. It’s good that you don’t have an elite glutton. One of my buddies accidentally gave birth to an elite one. Now I’ve already smashed tripods and sold bronze for my children..."
"Okay, okay, don't talk about your buddy first-come here quickly."
Looking at the cute little orange cat the size of a palm, Jin Long's anger was unstoppable.He angrily interrupted the dragon's words, his eyes widened, and his tail hit the ground hard twice.
"I don't care about anything else—how did I explain to you? Did I say that I want to be as majestic as possible, and I must pull out the kind that can dominate the entire community? You got such a little thing, and you want it to be conquered by being cute. The whole neighborhood?!"
"His Royal Highness Lin, calm down. You are already married, so I don't know—we now have a new rule that anyone who signs two dragons must have a dragon egg as a gift, so that they can be transported to balance their luck. I have really tried my best, now Taotie is in high demand, if you hadn't said hello, what I got this time would be mediocre at least..."
Jinlong's status in the Dragon Clan is obviously not low. When he scolded him, the giant dragon's attitude immediately became respectful, and he swam up to him with his head down, lowering his voice slightly: "Qingqi doesn't do anything else all day long. , I know that you don’t learn how to get people to fight well, and you are so stupid that you can’t even understand a sentence of human words. If you raise only Chaos and take it out, people who don’t know will think you are walking pork——Then who can we give to the four evils? Besides, didn’t we give it a three-day ration as a gift…”
"Three days?!"
Looking in amazement at the hill-like special milk powder for the dragon clan, Dr. Shang felt as if he had received a second critical blow, and lifted up another dragon egg: "What about it—is this milk powder from the two of them? "
"That's a Bi An. It only ate meat when it was born, and didn't drink such pediatric things as milk powder."
Knowing that this is an acquaintance of His Royal Highness Lin, Julong's attitude was quite patient, he explained a sentence in a good-tempered manner, and then patted his chest hard: "Don't worry, Bi An is a serious beast, and it is absolutely first-class in avoiding disasters and eliminating disasters." .It is also good-looking, like a little tiger, don't mention how energetic you are when you take it out!"
"It's alone—I guess you haven't estimated its bulimia. So does it mean that this pile of milk powder is actually only enough for it to eat for about 36 hours?"
Dr. Shang obviously wasn't thinking about how cool Bi An would be, so he sighed heavily.He picked up the little orange cat and patted its furry little head: "It's too tacky to be called a rice bucket, and it doesn't sound good-I've decided, you will call it Jianwei Xiaoshi Tablets from now on."
"It's a good name, my dear. It's just a little too long, and it's a bit of a mouthful. Would you like to give it a nickname?"
The vampire also seemed to be quite interested in this little kitten, and curiously wanted to reach out to touch it, but the little kitten bared its teeth and blew its hair fiercely.I had no choice but to touch my nose resentfully, and took my hand back regretfully.
Seeing that Taotie and Wei Long were not close, Shang Haojia held the paw of the little milk cat, and forcibly shook the paw with the disgusted vampire: "The nickname is Wei Yao, whatever your surname is, and the other is mine." , I will talk about the name later..."
"My God - its pads are so soft..."
Being instantly hit by the little milk cat's soft meat pad, the vampire pressed his chest and sighed, then stood up abruptly and actively picked up the daunting pile of milk powder.
"Honey, please leave the job of feeding it to me, I will definitely take good care of our son—"
"Dad, that's not what you told me before!"
Stimulated by the stark contrast, Wang Laoji protested angrily.Meeting Wei Long's half-smile gaze, his voice suddenly weakened, and he sat down angrily before the other party could speak: "Sit down, sit down, sit down! You know let me sit down, if you have the ability, you can change it—"
"Stand up and go make milk powder."
The Pure Blood King ruthlessly raised the corners of his lips, and nodded in satisfaction as Wang Laoji stood up involuntarily and walked towards him.Throwing the milk powder into his arms, he patted his shoulder earnestly.
"You are the eldest brother, you have to take care of your younger brothers and sisters, and you have to be sensible, you know? Say you know."
"Know……"
Uncontrollably agreed two words, the wronged Wanglaoji cried out sobbingly, and ran out the back door with milk powder in his arms: "I am also the big brother at home, my dad is not like that." Bullied me!"
"Unfortunately, in terms of the legal relationship of vampires, the biological father is ranked after the biological father - so you will have to take what I say as the criterion from now on, please give my regards to Mr. Sincere apologies."
Looking at the cheap son who was hiding his face, the vampire answered with a smile and returned to the sofa.Looking at the other dragon egg with great interest, there was a bit of eagerness in his expression: "Honey, can you feel when this egg will hatch? I can't wait to greet its Little meat pad..."
"...Do you still have this hobby?"
Seeing the love twinkling in the eyes of his vampire, Dr. Shang came up with a dozen more treatment plans as soon as his eyes moved, and calmly weighed another little dragon egg in his hand.
"This one will probably take a while, and I can't feel any changes in it at all-but can we really keep cats at home? I remember that Mr. He has severe pet allergies..."
"Joke, we dragons are born invulnerable to steel and iron, when did we lose our hair! If you don't believe me, look—"
The giant dragon straightened up proudly, picked up the little orange cat and tossed it into the air twice, only to be scratched on the face by the kitten's paw.He gasped for breath in pain, but still tried his best to provoke a hideous grin.
"Look, I'm not wrong, right? Look at the sharp claws, the nimble figure, how much we have the demeanor of the dragon clan... Dear, remember to praise it~"
Seeing the eggshell in his hand that was about to shatter, Dr. Shang felt that his heart was about to shatter into pieces.He frantically tried to press the eggshell back, but before he could touch it, a small half of the eggshell in his hand was knocked off with a snap.
Under the breathless gaze of the crowd, a little orange kitten stood up while poking at the eggshell.
The little orange cat seemed not afraid of strangers, blinked its eyes and looked around, then crawled out of the eggshell with all four paws.It landed on the human doctor's lap with a snap, and raised his head angrily: "Mi!"
"I understand. It turns out that Taotie has been hiding in the world with the appearance of an orange cat..."
Looking at the little orange cat on his lap with complicated emotions, Dr. Shang sighed, and looked at the innocent-looking courier dragon: "I'm a doctor—you sent it here specially, is it because it has some symptoms? Like anorexia or something? You better answer yes..."
"How is it possible? Every dragon egg we send out has been strictly quarantined, and there is absolutely no problem!"
The dragon straightened its neck proudly, and answered loudly without thinking.He scooped up the little orange cat with another paw, and after looking around, a bit of doubt suddenly appeared in the round long eyes.
"It's weird, this one seems to be a little bit wrong—it's like this, because Taotie looks so strange, in order not to be abandoned by their parents when they are young, they usually pretend to be kittens, but I haven't seen this one yet. The color. Pay attention when feeding, I heard from them that the orange cat-shaped glutton is likely to suffer from bulimia..."
"... Isn't Gluttony a race that generally suffers from bulimia?!"
Looking at the Longzu whose conscience doesn't even hurt, Dr. Shang's questioning almost had a hint of heartbreak.The vampire at the side thoughtfully waved his hand, and summoned the golden exclamation marks left by the elves, and pressed them in the air one by one in coordination.
"Look at you, you're still a doctor. Why don't you understand why you're so sick? If you say you're sick, you're different from ordinary people. If you say it's bulimia, you eat more than ordinary people. , Taotie is the same way.”
The giant dragon caressed the non-existent mandibular whiskers maturely, shook his head slowly, and seriously educated the human doctor in front of him.
"The Taotie family is generally divided into three types—ordinary gluttony, elite gluttony, and gluttonous gluttony. The so-called elite gluttony means that they don't eat anything other than steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, and steamed deer tail. No touch at all. The so-called gluttonous gluttony means that they can feed on anything and are willing to eat anything. Just a little, and the mouth will never stop. It’s good that you don’t have an elite glutton. One of my buddies accidentally gave birth to an elite one. Now I’ve already smashed tripods and sold bronze for my children..."
"Okay, okay, don't talk about your buddy first-come here quickly."
Looking at the cute little orange cat the size of a palm, Jin Long's anger was unstoppable.He angrily interrupted the dragon's words, his eyes widened, and his tail hit the ground hard twice.
"I don't care about anything else—how did I explain to you? Did I say that I want to be as majestic as possible, and I must pull out the kind that can dominate the entire community? You got such a little thing, and you want it to be conquered by being cute. The whole neighborhood?!"
"His Royal Highness Lin, calm down. You are already married, so I don't know—we now have a new rule that anyone who signs two dragons must have a dragon egg as a gift, so that they can be transported to balance their luck. I have really tried my best, now Taotie is in high demand, if you hadn't said hello, what I got this time would be mediocre at least..."
Jinlong's status in the Dragon Clan is obviously not low. When he scolded him, the giant dragon's attitude immediately became respectful, and he swam up to him with his head down, lowering his voice slightly: "Qingqi doesn't do anything else all day long. , I know that you don’t learn how to get people to fight well, and you are so stupid that you can’t even understand a sentence of human words. If you raise only Chaos and take it out, people who don’t know will think you are walking pork——Then who can we give to the four evils? Besides, didn’t we give it a three-day ration as a gift…”
"Three days?!"
Looking in amazement at the hill-like special milk powder for the dragon clan, Dr. Shang felt as if he had received a second critical blow, and lifted up another dragon egg: "What about it—is this milk powder from the two of them? "
"That's a Bi An. It only ate meat when it was born, and didn't drink such pediatric things as milk powder."
Knowing that this is an acquaintance of His Royal Highness Lin, Julong's attitude was quite patient, he explained a sentence in a good-tempered manner, and then patted his chest hard: "Don't worry, Bi An is a serious beast, and it is absolutely first-class in avoiding disasters and eliminating disasters." .It is also good-looking, like a little tiger, don't mention how energetic you are when you take it out!"
"It's alone—I guess you haven't estimated its bulimia. So does it mean that this pile of milk powder is actually only enough for it to eat for about 36 hours?"
Dr. Shang obviously wasn't thinking about how cool Bi An would be, so he sighed heavily.He picked up the little orange cat and patted its furry little head: "It's too tacky to be called a rice bucket, and it doesn't sound good-I've decided, you will call it Jianwei Xiaoshi Tablets from now on."
"It's a good name, my dear. It's just a little too long, and it's a bit of a mouthful. Would you like to give it a nickname?"
The vampire also seemed to be quite interested in this little kitten, and curiously wanted to reach out to touch it, but the little kitten bared its teeth and blew its hair fiercely.I had no choice but to touch my nose resentfully, and took my hand back regretfully.
Seeing that Taotie and Wei Long were not close, Shang Haojia held the paw of the little milk cat, and forcibly shook the paw with the disgusted vampire: "The nickname is Wei Yao, whatever your surname is, and the other is mine." , I will talk about the name later..."
"My God - its pads are so soft..."
Being instantly hit by the little milk cat's soft meat pad, the vampire pressed his chest and sighed, then stood up abruptly and actively picked up the daunting pile of milk powder.
"Honey, please leave the job of feeding it to me, I will definitely take good care of our son—"
"Dad, that's not what you told me before!"
Stimulated by the stark contrast, Wang Laoji protested angrily.Meeting Wei Long's half-smile gaze, his voice suddenly weakened, and he sat down angrily before the other party could speak: "Sit down, sit down, sit down! You know let me sit down, if you have the ability, you can change it—"
"Stand up and go make milk powder."
The Pure Blood King ruthlessly raised the corners of his lips, and nodded in satisfaction as Wang Laoji stood up involuntarily and walked towards him.Throwing the milk powder into his arms, he patted his shoulder earnestly.
"You are the eldest brother, you have to take care of your younger brothers and sisters, and you have to be sensible, you know? Say you know."
"Know……"
Uncontrollably agreed two words, the wronged Wanglaoji cried out sobbingly, and ran out the back door with milk powder in his arms: "I am also the big brother at home, my dad is not like that." Bullied me!"
"Unfortunately, in terms of the legal relationship of vampires, the biological father is ranked after the biological father - so you will have to take what I say as the criterion from now on, please give my regards to Mr. Sincere apologies."
Looking at the cheap son who was hiding his face, the vampire answered with a smile and returned to the sofa.Looking at the other dragon egg with great interest, there was a bit of eagerness in his expression: "Honey, can you feel when this egg will hatch? I can't wait to greet its Little meat pad..."
"...Do you still have this hobby?"
Seeing the love twinkling in the eyes of his vampire, Dr. Shang came up with a dozen more treatment plans as soon as his eyes moved, and calmly weighed another little dragon egg in his hand.
"This one will probably take a while, and I can't feel any changes in it at all-but can we really keep cats at home? I remember that Mr. He has severe pet allergies..."
"Joke, we dragons are born invulnerable to steel and iron, when did we lose our hair! If you don't believe me, look—"
The giant dragon straightened up proudly, picked up the little orange cat and tossed it into the air twice, only to be scratched on the face by the kitten's paw.He gasped for breath in pain, but still tried his best to provoke a hideous grin.
"Look, I'm not wrong, right? Look at the sharp claws, the nimble figure, how much we have the demeanor of the dragon clan... Dear, remember to praise it~"
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