My vampire is dizzy

"What did my mother teach you?!"

Shang Haojia suddenly stood still, looked at the vampire in front of him in astonishment, and shook his head in disbelief: "I don't think this will work, if you turn into some kind of monster, you may be beaten when you go out..."

"I was originally a demon, so what is there to be afraid of?"

Wei Long answered leisurely, pressed him to sit on the bed in the lounge, suddenly leaned over, and stared deeply into his eyes: "My dear friend, you have received too many external messages, and these messages will Interfere with your thoughts and thus make you feel tired..."

Subconsciously met those dark eyes, but consciously seemed to be sucked in by something.Shang Haojia was startled, and suddenly woke up with a shudder: "My vampire friend—are you hypnotizing me?"

"Uh-yes."

Without the slightest embarrassment of being discovered, the vampire nodded sincerely after a moment of pondering: "I've been studying with TV, so it should be useful."

"Don't you all claim to be anti-science, why do you still live in such a scientific way..."

I thought that for a vampire, flashing and hypnosis should at least be cool innate skills, but Dr. Shang, who was deeply poisoned by film and television works, finally shook his head in disappointment after realizing the reality.

Slightly raising his eyebrows and looking at the other person's expression, a little meaningful blood flashed in the vampire's dark pupils, he smiled and snapped his fingers, and a rose appeared out of thin air on his fingertips.

"My dear friend, a vampire is just a non-human creature. There are too many extraordinary abilities, which are actually human imaginations imposed on us-but in order to fulfill your imagination, I am also very willing to learn those abilities. I would be honored and honored if you would give me the time and opportunity to..."

"Have you learned magic yet?"

Shang Haojia curiously raised his hand to poke the rose, but before he could touch it, the rose suddenly exploded out of thin air, turning into a cloud of smoke.

The smoke didn't disperse immediately, instead it gathered into a bat, bumped back and forth several times without thinking, and finally got into the vampire's body.

The process of playing handsome was forcibly terminated again, Wei Long finally showed some embarrassment on his face, coughed lightly and shook his head: "No—my friend. In fact, I just want to show my charm properly to promote our So please take my share. I did a little favor..."

"You can divide. Are you a bat? Can you show me again?"

Dr. Shang sat up straight with great interest, and patted the vampire in front of him on the shoulder in a friendly way: "To be honest, you are actually a part. The ability of body is already very cool, there is no need to pretend to be a magician... "

"Of course you can, but after all, bats are a creature that most people don't like very much. There is also a rule in "Vampire Love Guide", it is very inappropriate to release a bat casually in front of the person you like. Disrespectful behaviour...”

Unexpectedly, there would be such an unexpected reversal. The spirit of the vampire, who was already a little depressed, was lifted again, and the blood in the black pupil became a little thicker.His pale and slender fingers dexterously unbuttoned his suit, and a black mist rose around him for a while, and a bat flew out of the black mist.

"If you really want to see it, I can help you control them. After all, although my bat avatars carry my will, they still have the instinct of a bat..."

"No need, most of the animals in my hands basically dare not struggle."

Shang Haojia shook his head indifferently, took out a pair of latex gloves from some pocket and put them on.Accurately pinched the bat's wings, pinched the back of its neck with one hand, took out a delicate tweezers from his pocket, and skillfully checked the teeth of the experimental animal, while continuing to chat with the vampire in front of him leisurely. chatting.

"You mentioned 'The Vampire's Guide to Relationships' - is it a book? How do you even have a book like this?"

"Well……"

Watching Dr. Shang's skillful movements with the little white mice, the vampire felt faintly guilty for the first time, and after a moment of silence, he followed the progress of the conversation: "This is a code for pure-blooded vampire gentlemen to find their favorite partners. It's just——I have to admit that one-third of the content of this code has been invalidated by you..."

"My pleasure."

Shang Haojia chuckled, nodded noncommittally, and then returned the bat in his hand: "My friend, I don't study this thing, but according to my experience in dealing with mice all the year round, you The bat is getting a bit old."

"Thank you for reminding me. It seems that I really should change a batch. I'm dead."

Nodding guilty, the vampire, who has never known cold or heat all year round, tasted cold sweat for the first time.Although he was still insisting on talking, the blood in his pupils had already become more intense.

Shang Haojia looked into his eyes with great interest, took off the gloves slowly, and threw them into the trash can precisely in a ball: "It seems that when your eyes turned red, it really wasn't because you wanted to bite me."

"what?"

Before he knew that he had unknowingly become the subject of the experiment, the vampire blinked blankly, and the pupils quickly returned to pure black color again.

"Your eyes, maybe you haven't noticed it yourself - after all, you are not like normal people. When humans feel nervous, excited, joyful and painful, the pupils will dilate, and the breathing and heartbeat will also increase accordingly. .But your pupils have been dilated from the beginning, and your breathing and heartbeat are also non-directional, so I have been working on finding another clinical indication that can judge your emotions and is effective enough."

Biao went through a series of professional vocabulary, looking at the vampire in front of him who had obviously started to lose consciousness, Dr. Shang finally provoked a satisfied smile, and gently patted him on the shoulder: "To put it bluntly, I finally I found that as long as you are nervous, your eyes will turn red..."

"My dear friend, I have to admit—your observation skills are very keen, and you have helped us solve a mystery that has plagued the blood race for thousands of years."

Wei Long blinked her eyes twice curiously, shook her head and laughed lightly, got up and took two steps forward, taking the opportunity to have a warm embrace with the other party to celebrate the cognitive revolution.

"In fact, the eyes of the vampires do turn red when they want to suck blood, but what always troubles us is that in many cases, we obviously have no idea of ​​​​sucking blood, but our eyes still turn blood-colored. The resentment of many ladies and wives thinks that their spouses are not sincere and their minds are full of shameful blood-sucking thoughts. They even once said "my spouse always refuses to rinse after sucking blood", "I The spouse likes to hang upside down on the beams to sleep' juxtaposed, becoming the three major reasons for couples living apart in blood clan..."

"It sounds really sad, you should love science a little bit."

Without sincerity, Shang Haojia patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, and suddenly became interested in exploring the vampire society.

"Speaking of which, there's one more thing I've always wondered about. Apart from tuxedos and suits, don't you vampires have any other clothes?"

Probably because wearing a tuxedo is indeed a bit strange in modern society. Wei Long is wearing a well-tailored black suit, and even the shirt is a well-fitting pure black, with only a red tie.

Although it seems to have the demeanor of abstinent social elites, for Shang Haojia who looks the same every time he sees each other, he undoubtedly feels a certain degree of visual fatigue.

"In fact, we only choose suits and tuxedos, not because of any particular reason, but because we can't see our own image in the mirror, so we dare not try other styles of clothes easily - if you can help me choose Some other outfits that suit me, I'd love to try too."

Wei Long couldn't help shaking her head and laughing, she answered patiently, then suddenly took out her mobile phone and handed it to him sincerely.

"Actually, my aunt also made this request to me, saying that you are still very young, and my dress is somewhat old-fashioned, without the lively feeling of young people. She also said that you are wearing a white coat all day long. If I wear black When it comes to suits, there is always a feeling of black and white impermanence-what is black and white impermanence? Please forgive my ignorance, although I want to do my best to follow the customs, but the traditional Chinese folk culture is too broad and profound, and my understanding is still just a drop in the ocean..."

"You can always use 'a drop in the ocean', which means that you have already followed the Romans. Black and white impermanence is the ghost under the king of Hades. In your cultural system, it is probably at the level of the seven demon kings of hell under Satan."

Can't help wondering what his mother said to the other party, Shang Haojia shook his head helplessly, explained a sentence dutifully, took the phone and clicked on Taobao: "Actually, I don't care about buying clothes. If you are good at it, why don't you ask Mu Xi to help you pick it out, he can't wait to change eight pieces of clothes a day..."

"I seem to hear someone saying behind my back that I changed my clothes-so you really turned yourself in? How did you sleep last night?"

Before he finished speaking, a familiar voice suddenly came from outside the door.

Shang Haojia raised his head subconsciously, and saw An Muxi leaning in from the door, and rubbed his eyes in astonishment: "How can you say that you are here——you have evolved the function of summoning a beast now ?”

"You can understand it this way. After all, I was indeed arrested and sent here to help."

An Muxi nodded, straightened her clothes, opened the door and came in, her gaze suddenly fell on the vampire at the side, and she looked back and forth at the two in surprise: "Why are you two together? Can it be cured too?"