As a travel idiot, you must bring an old driver

Yi Gan came to see all kinds of lollipops, and immediately fell in love with the same style in the cartoon. He took two and handed them to Chang Shun, "Here, buy two and try."

Seeing that they only bought ordinary colored lollipops, Wan Yi curled his lips and said, "Why don't you buy dot candies?"

Chang Shun looked at Wan Yi, and immediately found the shelf where the candies were placed, took a few types from it, and stuffed them into Geng Yuanju's hands, "Help me hold it."

"Do you really want to buy it?" Geng Yuanju looked at the dot candy in his hand with a complicated expression, "These are pigments, eating them is not good for your health."

Chang Shun smiled slyly, his eyes wandered to Wan Yi, and whispered to Geng Yuanju, "Give it to Lao Wu."

Geng Yuanju nodded slightly and didn't say anything, but he already guessed in his heart that Chang Shun would not realize this wish, and Wan Yi would not be so stupid as to obediently eat this weird candy.

Wan Yi felt that he was stared coldly behind him, and always felt that something was wrong. When he saw Chang Shun and Yi Ganlai muttering together, he felt that it was not easy. He put his arm on Nie Shu's shoulder and said, "Boss, they You actually bought it, don’t you care? We are still students.”

"You make it sound like you're an innocent little virgin?" Chang Shun joked.

"Cough, don't look, you're not either." Wan Yi scratched his head and shot back.

Chang Shun raised his eyebrows at Wan Yi, ignored Wan Yi's rescue, and took away all the lollipops he brought. As for the whereabouts of these candies, he had to discuss it with the fourth child.

"Second brother always knows about these weird places, so he must come here a lot." Wan Yi smacked his lips and looked at Mo Fei solemnly.

"It's because you are obsessed with love and don't know how to look for characteristics." Mo Fei despised Wan Yi as he said, "I smell the sour smell of love."

"Fourth and third, let's talk about you! You know you are addicted to love!" Wan Yi immediately brought the topic to them as well, he couldn't be the only one to bear the blame.

On the road, Chang Shun and Yi Ganlai kept discussing how to give Wan Yi this spoof lollipop smoothly. It was unrealistic to give him directly, and it was even more impossible to secretly put it in his hat. They wear T-shirts, shirts, and no hats that they can sneak in.

The weight of this lollipop will be detected immediately even if it is sneaked into the hat.

"If I had known last year when we went to his and Yan Peishen's house, I should have secretly bought it and brought it there." Chang Shun felt a little pity. Difficult, Wan Yi must have guessed their purpose, guarding against them like thieves.

"You think we are prophets, and you can guess the present so early in advance? If you say you are stupid, you won't believe it! Find another way." Yi Ganlai glanced at Chang Shun, as if he saw an idiot.

"You're smart, you've found a way." Chang Shun snapped back unconvinced.

"Shall we hide the sugar in his dormitory?" Yi Ganlai touched his chin and thought.

"He hasn't lived in the dormitory for 800 years, what's the use of putting it in?" Chang Shun rolled his eyes helplessly, "Can you have some constructive suggestions?"

Geng Yuanju was beside Chang Shun and listened to their discussions all the time, and understood that they were determined to trick his brothers, so he suggested, "Dumb, don't forget the existence of express delivery."

Chang Shun and Yi Ganlai's eyes lit up when they heard it, and they looked at each other and nodded in agreement. Chang Shun boasted without hesitation, "Marshal Geng, you are so handsome!"

"I'll go! Show affection in front of me." Yi Ganlai symbolically covered his eyes with his hands, turned his face to the side to face Kong Shengbo's arm, "Let's go, leave room for them to slowly love each other. "

Chang Shun shrugged at Yi Ganlai, "You two also gave me dog food, I don't know who ran to Guangdong to find me without saying a word."

"There's no need to repeat the past!" Yi Ganlai helplessly pulled Kong Shengbo away. He still can't forget why he went to Guangdong to find the third child.

Chang Shun laughed out loud behind him, causing Nie Shu, Mo Fei and Wan Yi who had been walking in front to look back at them. Passers-by on the side of the road also looked curiously at this group of good-looking boys. Chang Shun and Yi Gan One person came and swallowed an ordinary lollipop, and put the rest in a plastic bag so as not to show them.

At the gate of the Normal University, the group of people separated, and those who went back to the dormitory, Chang Shun and Geng Yuanju also returned to their home. Along the way, the plastic bag of lollipops was twirling in Chang Shun's hands, entwined around his fingers.

Chang Shun got home and took the car keys, "I'll go down and put the candy in your car, remember to remind me to take it with you tomorrow morning."

"Are you spoofing tomorrow?" Geng Yuanju glanced at the bag in Chang Shun's hand, and implemented the plan as soon as he bought the things, a little impatient, just like a child who buys new clothes and wants to put them on the next day.

"Then how many days?" Chang Shun said in a dazed voice, he wanted to see the dumbfounded and furious look of the fifth child, it must be super funny.

"It's up to you, but be careful of being beaten violently."

Chang Shun snapped his fingers and said triumphantly, "What are you afraid of, isn't there still you, hide behind you, he will never hit me."

As he said that, he took the car keys and went downstairs. If he didn’t do any pranks tomorrow, he had to put the Ding Tang in the car, and put it upstairs in case guests came. When he saw Ding Tang, he thought they were having a bad taste. But hiding in Geng Yuanju's car is different, Geng Yuanju has always been a walker, the car is rarely used, and no one will find out.

Chang Shun unlocked the car, and when he was about to open the door, he found that the door had obvious signs of being pried. He looked in from the car window in surprise, and he opened the door only after making sure there was no one inside.Call Geng Yuanju, "Your car door was broken, is there any valuables like cash in the car?"

"No, you pay attention to safety, in case the thief hasn't left yet." Geng Yuanju said and immediately went downstairs to check the situation.

Chang Shun didn't remember any important things in the car, but saw that there were no shortage of cigarettes in the bag on the car, and they were all intact in the bag. He carried the cigarette bag to Geng Yuanju and said, "Aren't you Are you saying that there is nothing valuable in the car? These cigarettes are worthless, and they can be sold for a lot of money. The thief didn’t take a pack of them, so stupid.”

Geng Yuanju couldn't help holding back his laughter, and couldn't bear to hit him.

"What's so funny." Chang Shun looked at Geng Yuanju with strange eyes, thinking that he was too calm, even the car door was pried, and he was not nervous at all.

"Dumb, you're so stupid, you're not even qualified to be a thief." Geng Yuanju gently rubbed Chang Shun's head with his palm.

"Why don't I be a good citizen and want to be a thief?! Do I look up to me or look down on me." Chang Shun frowned and looked at Geng Yuanju, what kind of theory.

"This thief is a veteran." Geng Yuanju called the property management to deal with the matter while speaking, and his car could still be pried in the parking lot of his own community.

Chang Shun was at a loss and still didn't understand that cigarettes can also be exchanged for money, "How do you know that the thief is a veteran?"

"Is there no shortage of cigarettes in my car?" Geng Yuanju didn't tell Chang Shun the reason directly, but asked Chang Shun to understand step by step.

Chang Shun opened his eyes and looked at Geng Yuanju seriously, listened carefully to his question and replied, "No, not even dismantled."

"What radical is the smoke, and what is it used to light it?" Geng Yuanju asked again.

"Fire." Chang Shun replied.

"So cigarettes carry fire, which means fire, and a thief will not steal cigarettes, because he is afraid of being caught on fire." Geng Yuanju didn't explain the reason until now, and Chang Shun was stunned when he heard it.

Chang Shun looked at Geng Yuanju in astonishment, "How do you know?!" As a pure Chinese, he didn't know, but Geng Yuanju was a mixed race, and he knew it better than him.

"Do you think it's for fun when you go out for travel photography?" Geng Yuanju patted Chang Shun's head angrily. What comes out has connotations, and you have to understand its story first.”

It was only then that Chang Shun realized that it was no wonder that he always felt that Geng Yuanju's photos were better than his own. It turned out that he was not only using words to express his own meaning, but also had a deeper understanding.

"I really want to see you and the old man sitting on the roadside in front of the yard, drinking home-brewed scented tea, and listening to the old man chatting about different customs and stories." Chang Shun thought of his grandma, "If my grandma still Now, if she can accept me being with you, she will be able to tell you a lot about customs and anecdotes."

Geng Yuanju stroked Chang Shun's hair and comforted him, "When you have no class, I'll take you for a walk and listen to the stories and customs passed down by the local elders."

When Chang Shun heard it, he was looking forward to it. Traveling is his favorite!And with the human navigator Geng Yuanju, he doesn't worry about the strategy at all. The old driver will do all the preparations before departure, and he just needs to bring luggage and people to follow.

Geng Yuanju waited for the people from the property management company to let them handle the investigation, while he took Chang Shun back upstairs, instead of wasting time with the property management here, he said to Chang Shun, "Take sugar first."

When Chang Shun saw a few staff members of the property, he immediately blocked the car door with his body, grabbed the plastic bag of sugar tightly, and pretended to be calm, "I know, how could it be possible to put it in your car? Has the sugar been heated by the temperature in the car?!"

Geng Yuanju remained calm, but with a smile in his eyes, he cooperated with Chang Shun very much, and directly pulled him upstairs.

However, Chang Shun's mind was full of the scene of Dingtang being melted by the temperature in the car, and when he returned home with Geng Yuanju, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, "My reaction just now was so quick and stupid, so smart, Witty. But if the dot candy is melted and given to Lao Wu, will he be more pleasantly surprised, I can’t stop thinking about it hahaha.”

Geng Yuanju let Chang Shun's mind wide open, and went back to his room to continue tidying up half of the room.