Touken Ranbu Ordinary Daily Life
Chapter 12 Is Mercury Retrograde!
Today should have been a peaceful day like usual, but a deep shadow shrouded the sky above Honmaru.
Bai Shu squatted in the corner of the wall with a dead heart.
After waking up early this morning, Bai Zhu began to be inexplicably unlucky.
No, to be precise, it started before he opened his eyes...
The little tiger from the Five Tigers retreated into Bai Shu's room somehow, and when Bai Shu opened his eyes, a paw pressed on him. Fortunately, he closed his eyes quickly, otherwise he would be blinded.
At that time, he didn't realize anything, but later, he got stuck in his crotch when he was wearing clothes, caught his hands when he opened the door, tripped over the threshold when he was walking, and it was only a short distance to go to the dining room. After killing Jiang Xue, someone gnawed her lips...
Fortunately, Jiang Xue was generous and didn't blame him, and lied to Xiao Ye and Zong San that he bit him.
Bai Shu sighed, choking on food and drinking water was nothing, the worst thing was that when passing by the swords and swords sparring venue, a knife dropped his hand and threw the body out!If it wasn't for Hasebe who happened to be nearby and reacted quickly, he might have been splashed with blood on the spot...
"This year doesn't seem to be my birth year. Do I have to wear red underwear?" Bai Shu muttered to herself and stood up, ready to go back to her room to see if there were any red underwear.
"Ah!!!!!!! Cough cough cough!!!"
"Ah! Why are you so careless!" Honosuke, who suddenly appeared, yelled, poking his neck.
"Who was careless! Cough cough!!" Bai Shu coughed non-stop while rubbing his chest that hurt from being hit by Fox.
Fox Zhizhu yelled guiltily: "Why are you coughing so loudly! Do you want to say that you were seriously injured by being hit by me! I don't have a small judge to compensate you!"
"Who made you pay a small sentence! I just choked on my saliva!"
"Who would have known that someone would be choking on saliva! How could you be so stupid!"
"Everyone will choke on saliva, okay! What do you know, a fox!"
"What's wrong with the fox! Do you discriminate against foxes!"
"Bah! It's obvious that you are discriminating against humans!"
With paw prints all over his face, Bai Shu walked into the living room with Honosuke, whose soft fur was messily plucked up.
Foxnosuke kept struggling, kicking his legs wildly, and shouting, "ZF's messenger can't be wrong!"
Bai Shu was kicked on the chin again, and he couldn't bear to be angry: "Enough!"
Foxnosuke was taken aback, his ears were pressed tightly against his head, and he stared at Bai Shu with his big eyes motionless.
Just as Bai Shu let out a sigh of relief, Foxnosuke scratched his face with another paw, and slipped out of his arms before he got angry, and said loudly, "Be serious! I'm here because I have something to explain!"
"Who the hell is being dishonest!"
Foxnosuke cleared his throat: "This time is an event organized by ZF. In the Secret Treasure, you can get enough jade in the Secret Treasure to exchange for the new sword object Yoshinaka!" Fox paused, looking serious He added: "You are not serious."
Bai Shu calmed down for a while, and told himself that there was no need to argue with a fox: "Obviously you started the trouble! But the name Wuji Zhenzong sounds a bit strange, Wuji..."
"It's called Wuji because it is said that he can bring good luck. Obviously, it's because you refute me first that you quarreled."
Bai Shu's eyes lit up, "Bring good luck!"
"Yeah." Seeing that Bai Shu hadn't quarreled with it, Honosuke said triumphantly: "It seems that you also know that you are wrong, so Mr. Honosuke won't bother with you!"
Bai Shu came to his senses and rushed forward angrily: "I'm not wrong! You're just going too far!"
"Oh, oh, oh, you actually grabbed my tail! You are finished! Lord Foxnosuke will not let you go!"
"Who is afraid of whom! Don't even try to get out of this Honmaru today!"
Yaoyan dipped a cotton swab into the lotion and gently applied it to Baizhu's face.
"I actually lost a fight to a fox..." Bai Shu sat in the corner with blank eyes.
Yaken raised Baishu's chin and painted it on his neck: "It's really dangerous, Mr. Fox is still biting his neck."
"Well, it's a fox after all." Xiaohumaru who was sitting on the side said with a smile.
"I actually lost a fight to a fox..."
Qingguang encouraged: "The master is already very powerful, Fox's tail is almost bald, and there were tears in his eyes when he went out."
Xiaohumaru couldn't help touching his butt when he heard the words: "Wow, that's really scary."
Yingmaru couldn't help laughing out loud: "But the master burst into tears in front of Foxnosuke-sama."
Bai Shu glanced at Ying Wan sadly, Ying Wan coughed quickly, pretending that she didn't say anything, and took a sip of tea calmly.
"By the way, why did Foxunosuke come this time?" Yaken put away the potion and asked curiously.
"It seems that the above has started the activity of the secret treasure. If you collect jade, you can get a new sword, Wuji Zhenzong." Bai Shu replied.
"Oh, that child, I know, I heard it can bring good luck." Yingmaru said.
Bai Shu nodded: "That's right, I need him very much! Tomorrow I will go to the Secret Treasure Village with the first team, and he will definitely drive away my bad luck!"
"No!" Hasebe refused straight away: "I will never let Master go to a dangerous place again."
"Where is the danger in the secret treasure! Fox Nosuke has said that there will be no injuries in the secret treasure!"
"No matter what, you can't. Have you forgotten that we went on an expedition together?" Hasebe frowned, and said helplessly, "Please don't worry us any more."
"That's different..." Bai Shu insisted.
"Where is it different? You also said in the expedition that there would be no danger. What happened?"
Bai Shu took a deep breath and looked at Zhang Gubu seriously: "Chang Gubu..."
"You trust me and everyone, don't you?" Hasebe said blankly, "This trick is no longer effective. If you trust me, please listen to me and stay in Honmaru obediently. Everyone will take care of you." Wuji Zhenzong brought it back."
"Taro and the others will take good care of me! Really!" Bai Shu didn't give up.
"Three big swords and three big swords?" Hasebe showed a mocking expression in front of Bai Shu for the first time: "I think it is more likely that they will directly throw you in the secret realm."
Bai Shu choked, thought about it carefully, and found that what Hasebe said was quite reasonable!So he said angrily: "Okay, okay, I know, if you don't go, don't go!"
Hasebe breathed a sigh of relief.
"Then I will send them to the Secret Treasure with you tomorrow, that's okay! Just send them! Don't go in!" Bai Shu finally fought.
Hasebe thought about it, if it's just a gift, it shouldn't matter, right?It's good for everyone to keep an eye on the master outside, and... Hasebe glanced at the poor Baishu, and finally nodded.
Bai Shu showed a happy smile: "You are so kind! Hasebe!"
Hasebe coughed lightly, and the roots of his ears turned red quietly.
Bai Shu turned around with a smile and grinned.
The author has something to say:
Bai Shu: I'll give it away!don't go in!
I received the test questions for the job application and it will be handed in in three days, but I will try my best to update them!
Bai Shu squatted in the corner of the wall with a dead heart.
After waking up early this morning, Bai Zhu began to be inexplicably unlucky.
No, to be precise, it started before he opened his eyes...
The little tiger from the Five Tigers retreated into Bai Shu's room somehow, and when Bai Shu opened his eyes, a paw pressed on him. Fortunately, he closed his eyes quickly, otherwise he would be blinded.
At that time, he didn't realize anything, but later, he got stuck in his crotch when he was wearing clothes, caught his hands when he opened the door, tripped over the threshold when he was walking, and it was only a short distance to go to the dining room. After killing Jiang Xue, someone gnawed her lips...
Fortunately, Jiang Xue was generous and didn't blame him, and lied to Xiao Ye and Zong San that he bit him.
Bai Shu sighed, choking on food and drinking water was nothing, the worst thing was that when passing by the swords and swords sparring venue, a knife dropped his hand and threw the body out!If it wasn't for Hasebe who happened to be nearby and reacted quickly, he might have been splashed with blood on the spot...
"This year doesn't seem to be my birth year. Do I have to wear red underwear?" Bai Shu muttered to herself and stood up, ready to go back to her room to see if there were any red underwear.
"Ah!!!!!!! Cough cough cough!!!"
"Ah! Why are you so careless!" Honosuke, who suddenly appeared, yelled, poking his neck.
"Who was careless! Cough cough!!" Bai Shu coughed non-stop while rubbing his chest that hurt from being hit by Fox.
Fox Zhizhu yelled guiltily: "Why are you coughing so loudly! Do you want to say that you were seriously injured by being hit by me! I don't have a small judge to compensate you!"
"Who made you pay a small sentence! I just choked on my saliva!"
"Who would have known that someone would be choking on saliva! How could you be so stupid!"
"Everyone will choke on saliva, okay! What do you know, a fox!"
"What's wrong with the fox! Do you discriminate against foxes!"
"Bah! It's obvious that you are discriminating against humans!"
With paw prints all over his face, Bai Shu walked into the living room with Honosuke, whose soft fur was messily plucked up.
Foxnosuke kept struggling, kicking his legs wildly, and shouting, "ZF's messenger can't be wrong!"
Bai Shu was kicked on the chin again, and he couldn't bear to be angry: "Enough!"
Foxnosuke was taken aback, his ears were pressed tightly against his head, and he stared at Bai Shu with his big eyes motionless.
Just as Bai Shu let out a sigh of relief, Foxnosuke scratched his face with another paw, and slipped out of his arms before he got angry, and said loudly, "Be serious! I'm here because I have something to explain!"
"Who the hell is being dishonest!"
Foxnosuke cleared his throat: "This time is an event organized by ZF. In the Secret Treasure, you can get enough jade in the Secret Treasure to exchange for the new sword object Yoshinaka!" Fox paused, looking serious He added: "You are not serious."
Bai Shu calmed down for a while, and told himself that there was no need to argue with a fox: "Obviously you started the trouble! But the name Wuji Zhenzong sounds a bit strange, Wuji..."
"It's called Wuji because it is said that he can bring good luck. Obviously, it's because you refute me first that you quarreled."
Bai Shu's eyes lit up, "Bring good luck!"
"Yeah." Seeing that Bai Shu hadn't quarreled with it, Honosuke said triumphantly: "It seems that you also know that you are wrong, so Mr. Honosuke won't bother with you!"
Bai Shu came to his senses and rushed forward angrily: "I'm not wrong! You're just going too far!"
"Oh, oh, oh, you actually grabbed my tail! You are finished! Lord Foxnosuke will not let you go!"
"Who is afraid of whom! Don't even try to get out of this Honmaru today!"
Yaoyan dipped a cotton swab into the lotion and gently applied it to Baizhu's face.
"I actually lost a fight to a fox..." Bai Shu sat in the corner with blank eyes.
Yaken raised Baishu's chin and painted it on his neck: "It's really dangerous, Mr. Fox is still biting his neck."
"Well, it's a fox after all." Xiaohumaru who was sitting on the side said with a smile.
"I actually lost a fight to a fox..."
Qingguang encouraged: "The master is already very powerful, Fox's tail is almost bald, and there were tears in his eyes when he went out."
Xiaohumaru couldn't help touching his butt when he heard the words: "Wow, that's really scary."
Yingmaru couldn't help laughing out loud: "But the master burst into tears in front of Foxnosuke-sama."
Bai Shu glanced at Ying Wan sadly, Ying Wan coughed quickly, pretending that she didn't say anything, and took a sip of tea calmly.
"By the way, why did Foxunosuke come this time?" Yaken put away the potion and asked curiously.
"It seems that the above has started the activity of the secret treasure. If you collect jade, you can get a new sword, Wuji Zhenzong." Bai Shu replied.
"Oh, that child, I know, I heard it can bring good luck." Yingmaru said.
Bai Shu nodded: "That's right, I need him very much! Tomorrow I will go to the Secret Treasure Village with the first team, and he will definitely drive away my bad luck!"
"No!" Hasebe refused straight away: "I will never let Master go to a dangerous place again."
"Where is the danger in the secret treasure! Fox Nosuke has said that there will be no injuries in the secret treasure!"
"No matter what, you can't. Have you forgotten that we went on an expedition together?" Hasebe frowned, and said helplessly, "Please don't worry us any more."
"That's different..." Bai Shu insisted.
"Where is it different? You also said in the expedition that there would be no danger. What happened?"
Bai Shu took a deep breath and looked at Zhang Gubu seriously: "Chang Gubu..."
"You trust me and everyone, don't you?" Hasebe said blankly, "This trick is no longer effective. If you trust me, please listen to me and stay in Honmaru obediently. Everyone will take care of you." Wuji Zhenzong brought it back."
"Taro and the others will take good care of me! Really!" Bai Shu didn't give up.
"Three big swords and three big swords?" Hasebe showed a mocking expression in front of Bai Shu for the first time: "I think it is more likely that they will directly throw you in the secret realm."
Bai Shu choked, thought about it carefully, and found that what Hasebe said was quite reasonable!So he said angrily: "Okay, okay, I know, if you don't go, don't go!"
Hasebe breathed a sigh of relief.
"Then I will send them to the Secret Treasure with you tomorrow, that's okay! Just send them! Don't go in!" Bai Shu finally fought.
Hasebe thought about it, if it's just a gift, it shouldn't matter, right?It's good for everyone to keep an eye on the master outside, and... Hasebe glanced at the poor Baishu, and finally nodded.
Bai Shu showed a happy smile: "You are so kind! Hasebe!"
Hasebe coughed lightly, and the roots of his ears turned red quietly.
Bai Shu turned around with a smile and grinned.
The author has something to say:
Bai Shu: I'll give it away!don't go in!
I received the test questions for the job application and it will be handed in in three days, but I will try my best to update them!
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