Xing Dao Zhe I Dao Shu

old man simon

After helping the old man, the crowd gradually dispersed, and I walked in front and said: "Old man, go back where you came from!"Don't follow me!

As soon as I finished speaking, the old man leaped up to me, damn it scared me!The old man said shamelessly: "Otherwise, I will go home with you tonight. It's getting dark, and I don't even know the way home!"

I'll go, I'm picking up the old man for nothing, and Lao Li will be silly if he doesn't make me happy!But after thinking about it again, this old man won't really rely on me, right?I then said: Come home with me, it's fine, but it's only for one night, and you have to leave in the morning!

The old man was so happy that he almost spat out shit!Pidianpidian followed me and went to my house!

After arriving home, father and mother greeted the old man obediently as if they had met their relatives!Finally, the old man said: I have to sleep with you tonight!

What?You old bastard, what do you want to do?I was so chocked that I said: Come home with me, you old man, still want to sleep with me?No... no!

At this time, Lao Li said: "No, there is no other way. We have no place to sleep in the house, but your room is more vacant. You sleep on the floor, and the old man sleeps on your bed!"That's it, go to bed, and go to work tomorrow!

In this way, I was once again suppressed by Lao Li's toughness, I can't help it, go to sleep!Just as I was about to fall asleep, the old man said: Boy, have you been unlucky since you were born?Drinking pesticides, being electrocuted when peeing, and being hooked on the nose by a fishhook!

I, who was about to enter Mengxiang, was awakened by the old man's words, and said: How do you know?

The old man went on to say, "If you want to know your fate in the future, you can find me at Ernizi Roadside Cabin in Zhongshan Town tomorrow``````

As soon as the words were finished, I got up and took a look. This look really scared me to the pee. This is a big change. After the old man finished speaking, the sound didn't stop, and the person disappeared!I'll go, damn it~~! !I couldn't help calling out!The sound was quite loud, which alarmed my parents. As soon as they opened the door and came in, they saw me sitting motionless and looking at the ground.Lao Li asked, "You boy, what's the matter?"

I pointed to the place where the old man slept and said, "He's gone!"

Lao Li saw it and said: "It must be peeing if it's gone!"What's your name?

I said excitedly but in disbelief: Lao Li, that old man disappeared like a living person while he was talking to me. He also said that I was unlucky when I was born!Drinking pesticides, being electrocuted when peeing, and being hooked on the nose by a fishhook!

I went on to say: He also said that if he wants to know your fate in the future, he will look for him at the small wooden house on the roadside of Ernizi in Zhongshan Town tomorrow``````

At this time, Lao Li said: Is it a god-man?How do you know so many things?We have to meet tomorrow!

In this way, our family didn't sleep well all night. The next day, Lao Li took me to Ernizi's roadside cabin to find him.As soon as the door was opened, there was a dilapidated house inside, and there was nothing there. When we were about to return, we heard the old man's voice!You are here!Come in!

As soon as we entered the room, the old man said again: You are a boy with bad luck, and you are doomed to be unlucky all your life. If you are willing to go up to the mountain with me to learn Taoism, you can change your life and change your luck!As soon as the words fell, there was only a bang, and the old man fell from above!I fell down a big front!I almost didn't laugh when I was next to Lao Li, let's pretend to be aggressive, let's show my secrets!

At this time, Lao Li went over to help the old man and said, "Master, who are you?"

This is the old man saying seriously: I am Dao Ximen Chuuxue!

I muttered to the side: Xuanzi Ximen Chuuxue who also learned Taoism can pretend to fall from the roof and fall to the ground!

At this time, the old man Ximen said: There is no way, I am also dying!Its horse is much better than before!

The old man Ximen said seriously: Practicing Taoism can indeed alleviate this situation. The reason why I fell into it just now is because I am about to die, and my skills have long been exhausted.Without skill protection, bad luck will be entangled.But even so, I will not die easily, because people with a weak life can only die of old age, and rarely die of illness or accident. "

I muttered: What you said is true?But why do I still feel that you ran away from the Third Hospital?Tell me your name, I will call the Third Hospital to verify! "

At this time, my father patted my head with a big eardrum and said: "You boy, can you be serious, or else, I will use Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms for you!"

Under Lao Li's despotic power, I finally listened quietly to the old man's story

Old man Ximen: Speaking of which, come and worship me as your teacher. I have no children. After becoming my apprentice, I can inherit a large amount of my inheritance.

heritage?I asked excitedly: How much inheritance?

This old man Ximen said: 150 in cash and [-] million in IOUs

I said: Don't owe you 150 million?

The old man Ximen replied: No.I owe 150 million to others, and I need you to help me pay it back.

Without saying a word, I turned around and left!At first, I thought that my luck would bring me an inheritance, but now it seems that if I accept it, I will owe 150 million foreign debts immediately!Sure enough, I still have such a back!

The old man Ximen told Lao Li to leave first, saying that he could not listen to our conversation. If Lao Li heard it, he would definitely turn around and leave. At this moment, when I turned back and walked outside the house, I found that my body was not in control Yes, I looked around, there was nothing there!

At this time, the old man Ximen said again: Boy, you can't leave today, you must be my apprentice!Who told you that you are a bad luck!But don't worry, although I asked you to pay the debt for me, I will make it up to you. You kowtow to me first, and then I will tell you slowly.

no!My head was shaking like a wave drum, but I just refused to go over and kowtow to him!At this time, the old man Ximen said: Do you know why you can't move now?It's simple, because a female ghost has caught your back!

I am an atheist, advocating science and opposing superstition!How can there be any ghosts and gods in this world?Let go of me quickly, or I will yell for help!I threatened.

At this time, the old man Ximen took out a glass bottle from the black backpack next to him. The bottle was filled with a transparent liquid. He unscrewed the cap and wiped the liquid around my eyes. I struggled to call for help, but found that I No sound!My heart is finished, this old man must be trying to stun me, and then abducted me, and the old man Ximen sat back on the bench after applying the liquid around my eyes and said: "Xiao Li, look Look over there." The old liar pointed in one direction and said, I looked over there, and saw a young man riding a bicycle was about to bump into an old man on the road not far from the door, I hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up!" Get out of the way!

At this moment, my nose was bleeding, and I saw the young man riding the bicycle directly passing through the old man, and the old man looked at me with a smile on his face!However, the young man was frightened by my sudden yell, so he scolded: You are crazy!

At this time, I turned my head back in embarrassment. When I accidentally lowered my head, I saw a woman with distorted face and protruding eyeballs. There were tiny insect repellents crawling in the hollow eye sockets.She was wearing a white dress and was hugging my legs tightly.

I was so scared that my face was expressionless, I wiped my nosebleed with my sleeve, and cried, "Oh, my god, what the hell is this!"I'm going to freak out!

Next, I yelled loudly: Ghost ah```````

I was so excited that I passed out``````

When I woke up again, I was already in an unfamiliar place!The moonlight coming in through the window illuminated my watch, and I saw that it was past twelve! Where is this? Why is it night?

At this time, a girl of seventeen or eighteen opened the door and came in. She was wearing a white skirt, her shoulder-length hair was loose, her eyes were full of spirit, her chin was pointed, and she had a kind of classical beauty.I rubbed my eyes and said to myself, "It must be a dream, but Miss, you look familiar."

At this time, the girl said: If this is the case, you will feel more familiar.

At this time, the skin on her face peeled off layer by layer, many bugs crawled out from inside, and her eyeballs suddenly popped out!I was timid at first, so when I was frightened, I showed a constipated look and shouted: "Ghost ```Ah````!"As a result, she wiped her face with her sleeve, and she returned to her normal appearance, then asked softly: Do you believe that there are ghosts in the world now?

I nodded quickly, with a pleading look in my eyes, and said: Beauty, ghost beauty ``` let me go!I have no grievances with you, don't play with me, it will be bad! !

She said softly: Don't worry, I won't hurt you. If you are obedient, I won't scare you, otherwise I will scare you every day. Do you understand?The situation is stronger than people, so I hurriedly nodded in agreement.Then he settled down and said: Beauty, what do you want to do?I want sex but no color, money but no money, how about finding you a handsome guy?

She turned into a horrified look again and said: I don't want a handsome guy!I quickly covered my eyes with my hands and said: "Okay, "Okay, "Okay!"Don't be a handsome guy, I will give you all of my 112 yuan and 8 cents, as long as you don't kill me, I will listen to you!You can do whatever you want!

The female ghost said: You are now the No. 15 head of the Niujiaoshan Taoist Temple!When your teacher Fu was dying, he asked me to give you all of these, the Daquan Daquan and a bottle of Niu Tear, and a broken wooden sword, plus a copy of the book, 5 yuan in cash and an IOU!Besides, Master Ximen said, I will teach you all the Taoism in the future! ``Oh```By the way, that book, your master told you to burn it to him, otherwise he will come up to you and ask for it```````

In this way, I went up the mountain miraculously, became a Taoist official, and what else did I become the No. 15 generation head of Niujiaoshan Taoist temple. I have no money, and I have to pay 150 million to pay back the IOU!