Boyfriend is artificially retarded

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You call me Siming, right?No, that's not his style.

Before returning to the car, Gu Ai called Mr. Yan a few more times. Yan Siming sounded awkward and reminded: "Do you still remember the day you were kidnapped and the night I rescued you?"

Gu Ai blushed and nodded, "I remember."

Yan Siming said: "Do you remember what we said between us?"

I thought to myself, think about it quickly, yes, you called me Siming, no one has ever called me that, I like it very much, think about it quickly, and say it out loud!

Gu Ai thought about it seriously, and then recalled all those words, "I said I was hot, so I asked you to undress me, and then I asked you to hug me, your body is very warm, which makes me feel very safe, We're each other's first mates, and our bodies fit together so seamlessly..."

Speaking of this, Gu Ai couldn't continue, his eyes became straight, and then he slowly approached Yan Siming.

Reminded by Gu Ai's words, Yan Siming also remembered the feeling that day. To be honest, he has been single for 26 years, and every time he needs to take a flight at most, but that soft and tough, warm and stimulating feeling, he is Feeling it for the first time, he really knows the taste.

These nights, he even had to rely on recalling the original feeling and comfort himself before he could fall asleep.

At this time, the atmosphere was thick, and he couldn't bear it anymore.

Now that they like each other, they can develop further.

The car had already driven to a smooth road section, Yan Siming adjusted the windows to non-transparent, and then adjusted to aircraft mode to let it drive automatically.A series of actions, just clicked two or three buttons, at the same time, his lips were already in close contact with Gu Ai.

An hour later, the aircraft had hovered over Yan Siming's house for half an hour before they had a good time.

Gu Ai put on his clothes and gave Yan Siming a thumbs up, "Mr. Yan, you are so amazing, no wonder Bai Haoyan has been chasing you so hard, and no wonder you have so many male and female fans, you are indeed powerful!"

Yan Siming's heart was blown by his praise, he pressed a kiss on his forehead, and asked, "What did you call me just now?"

Gu Ai blinked and thought for a while, "President Yan? Xiaoyan? Xiaoming?"

Yan Siming shook his head in disappointment, landed the aircraft, got out of the car and walked out.Does Gu Ai like to call him Siming only when he is in love?Is it because every time he calls, it is at this time, so he likes this name more?

He couldn't figure it out either, so he simply went in.

Gu Ai opened the trunk, pulled out two suitcases, and hung a pet transport cage around his neck before entering the house.Yan Siming was not in the living room, so Gu Ai let the cat out first, and then dragged the suitcase back to his room.After putting all the clothes in the closet, the shoes in the shoe cabinet, and the daily necessities in the bathroom, Yan Siming was still missing.

He came to Yan Siming's door and knocked on it, "Boss Yan, are you inside?"

Yan Siming quickly replied, "Yes."

"Oh..." Gu Ai just finished speaking, his stomach growled a few times, and he asked again, "Are you changing clothes? When are you coming out?"

Yan Siming seemed to be thinking about something, and after a while he said, "Is the lip outside?"

Gu Ai realized that it turned out that Yan always returned to the room immediately because he was afraid of cats. He held the cat in his arms and walked a little further, then said: "Boss Yan, come out, it's okay."

Yan Siming immediately opened the door and rushed to the toilet.

Gu Ai watched Mr. Yan's figure turn into an afterimage, and sighed distressedly, "So, I was so afraid of cats that I didn't even go to the toilet, tsk tsk." He looked down at the innocent man in his arms again. The cat said: "Yan is always a good person, don't bite him." The kitten meowed half understandingly.

Gu Ai thought for a while, then put the kitten into Yan Siming's bedroom, and closed the door.He thought, Boss Yan has already changed into his home clothes, and he will definitely not go into the bedroom again later, whether it is taking a shower or eating, he will always be outside.Cat and Mr. Yan will not meet each other either.

After a while, Yan Siming came out of the toilet and saw that the cat was not running around, so he said, "Are you hungry? I'll make whatever you want to eat."

After speaking for a long time, Gu Ai did not respond. After a while, Gu Ai said: "Mr. Yan, do you know that you are very sexy when you say this, I like it so much!"

Yan Siming smiled faintly, and said dotingly: "Then I will say it every day, three times a day."

Gu Ai was so happy that he almost jumped up. The two got into the kitchen. Yan Siming was busy working quickly, interspersed with the ingredients for the three dishes and one soup prepared with extremely skilled hands. Gu Ai watched carefully from the side, but he could I can't remember so much, I can only learn the same thing.

He still kept muttering, "It turns out that the tomato scrambled eggs should be fried separately. No wonder the dish I fried before always turned him into a mush."

After a while, he said again: "It turns out that the eggplant needs to be deep-fried first, no wonder the taste is so good."

After the two of them finished their meal, they were lying on the sofa watching TV, when they suddenly heard the sound of something breaking from Yan Siming's room.

Yan Siming sat up suddenly, thinking that there was a thief in the house, but then he thought, no, if someone forced his way in, the alarm would sound in the room, and he would know for sure.That's weird, how things can break by themselves.He stood up, picked up the fruit knife on the table, and was on full alert.

Gu Ai didn't remember what was going on, the kitten he raised was very good and would never break the owner's things, but when he saw the dangling knife in Yan Siming's hand, he was still a little worried, and hurriedly said: "It's the little cat. Cat, I'll go and see."

It turned out to be a cat, Yan Siming felt relieved, and threw the knife on the table.Although he was very afraid of cats, he would not take a knife to defend himself because of fear. After all, no matter how powerful the kitten was, it would only bite him once, or two blood holes.He wouldn't hurt the little animals just because of this.

He followed Gu Ai and took a few steps forward, but only a few steps, he did not leave the thick plush carpet in front of the sofa.

Gu Ai opened the door, first snorted, then heard the sound of him hugging the kitten to comfort him, and then heard a few beeps.

This was the cry of his smart alarm clock. Yan Siming leaned forward, saw the kitten was hugged tightly by Gu Ai, so he boldly took a few steps forward and asked, "What's going on?"

Gu Ai came out holding the kitten, and bowed to him together with the kitten, apologetic, "I didn't pay attention just now, so I put the kitten in your room, how did you know it got into a fight with Xiaozhi, did you?" My fault, please punish me." The implication is not to blame the kitten.

It turned out to be like this, Yan Siming said: "It's fine." He walked into the bedroom, took a look, and almost lost his mind.

Xiaozhi's fluffy body has been fucked off a lot of hair, exposing the inner part of the machine, he got his head into the pillow cover, and was crying sadly, a lot of stuffing was exposed behind him.Although it is not a living thing, it has accompanied Yan Siming for so many years. When Yan Siming is autistic and self-doubting, it doesn't help much, at least it distracts him.

It was impossible for Yan Siming not to feel sorry for seeing it being bullied like this.

Gu Ai hugged the kitten, and seeing Yan Siming's expression, felt even more guilty, and said repeatedly, "I didn't expect it, my fault, my fault."

Yan Siming put Xiaozhi in the palm of his hand, touched it, and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, why did you fight?"

Xiaozhi's small body trembled slightly, stammered, and choked, "It was the cat who came to beat me, and I didn't do anything, woo woo woo...Master, drive it away, it bites me all the time." Disabled, woo woo woo..."

The kitten seemed to understand what Xiaozhi said, shrank into Gu Ai's arms, and meowed softly.

Xiaozhi trembled even more when he heard the meow.

Yan Siming shook his head helplessly, "I'll send you to the manufacturer for repair tomorrow. Don't you like the shape of Transformers? I always didn't have time to change it for you before. This time, I just changed it for you. You won't be afraid of being beaten in the future." Come on, don't cry."

As soon as Xiaozhi was amused, he immediately turned his head, and there were still three marks of cat's paws on his face, "Really? Long live the Lord Silver!"

Yan Siming turned around and smiled at Gu Ai, "This way I won't be afraid of them fighting."

Gu Ai didn't seem to think that Mr. Yan would still smile at him. He thought Mr. Yan would drive the kitten out... It seems that what Mr. Yan said to Xiao Dong was true, and he seemed to be really good to him.It's not the kind of hypocrisy that human beings want to use robots. There seems to be real love surging in Mr. Yan's smiling eyes.

Yan Siming called a courier to come to the door, then turned off Xiaozhi's power, wrapped him up, put him in a box, and then talked to Gu Ai.

He took Gu Ai's hand, "Are you scared just now? I saw that your expression was very nervous just now. It's their business to quarrel. After all, they have no wisdom. I won't blame you for them."

Gu Ai felt the temperature passed from his hands, he felt as if he had taken a reassurance, nodded, and then said superfluously, "Actually, the kitten is very good, I don't know why it wants to be with the little cat." Chi fights, but it will never bite you."

Yan Siming said, "Well, I believe in you."

Gu Ai was encouraged, and then picked up the cat's paw and handed it over, "It's very good, you can touch his paw, it's very soft and easy to touch."

When Yan Siming heard this request, he felt nervous again, but he saw Gu Ai's expectant expression, so he plucked up the courage to touch the paw of Lip Lip, which was so small that he could touch the inside of it through the short hair. Bones are actually quite similar to human finger joints, but the pads are really soft.

Maybe, I really shouldn't be afraid of it, the kitten is still very cute.

Just thinking about it, the kitten hugged Yan Siming's finger, just like a child hugging an adult, with a kind of affectionate feeling.This might be a good start.

Yan Siming was thinking this, when suddenly, a fluffy head came over, then opened his small mouth, aww, and bit on his finger.Yan Siming was startled, and quickly withdrew his hand. It hurt, but only a small crater was left, and it seemed that there was no bleeding.

Gu Ai didn't expect the kitten to surprise us all of a sudden, so he hurriedly asked: "Is it okay, Mr. Yan, oh, it's strange, the kitten is really good at ordinary times, why would it bite you, alas, alas, this matter Blame me, it's my fault, are you okay, does it hurt?"

He also moved a big head to observe Yan Siming's fingers.

"It seems to be fine." As soon as Yan Siming finished speaking, the small hole in his hand began to ooze blood, just a little bit.

Gu Ai frowned, pinched Yan Siming's fingers and squeezed hard, the blood was squeezed out, Gu Ai put the cat in the cage again, pulled Yan Siming to the faucet, and used water to help him wash the wound , while saying: "Mr. Yan, your hands are really soft and tender. I have bitten other people with my lips before, and that person's hands are fine."

After thinking about it, it seemed that it was inappropriate to say that, as if he was saying that Mr. Wei Yan's fingers were too tender, that's why they were bleeding, and he added: "I didn't mean to blame you, I really think your hands are so soft , feels good in the hand. Especially when being held..."

Speaking of this, he suddenly stopped talking.

Because when they were in the car, his Xiaoai was held by Mr. Yan, so it seemed like he was flirting, but he didn't mean it at all.

Yan Siming guessed what he was thinking, but still couldn't help teasing him, "You know how to tease me all day long, why, you haven't eaten enough just now."

In fact, Gu Ai did not eat enough. He is a robot, and his endurance is far beyond that of ordinary people. As long as it is comfortable, he can continue to ask for it without stopping.But Yan is always a normal person, no matter how much he wants to be dissatisfied, he can't let Yan always waste his health for him.As the saying goes, when you are young, you don't know the essence. Zigui, but when you grow old, you will cry for Jukong.He wanted Mr. Yan to be healthy.

So he pretended to be terrified, ahh, and said embarrassingly: "No, no, you've been doing this for an hour. If you do it again, my battery will run out."

Yan Siming was very satisfied with Gu Ai's answer, and after laughing for a while, he realized that their topic seemed to be going too far.

He remembered that they were going to curl up on the sofa and watch TV at first.

After washing his hands, Gu Ai dragged him to apply some povidone iodine on him, and then went to watch TV with him in peace.He said: "Although the kitten does not have any diseases, it is better to be cautious."

Yan Siming nodded.

Yan Siming was vaccinated against rabies when he was a child, and this vaccine can last for life, so he is not worried.The two huddled together to watch TV. Normally, Yan Siming never thought TV was very interesting, but now he thinks watching TV is also very romantic, and TV series...seem to be good.

After watching a modern drama, Gu Ai took the remote control to switch channels, and switched to the drama "Return of the Demon King".He actually likes to watch this TV. The previous commercials were done very well, very suspenseful, and the protagonists in it are all very handsome and talented little fresh meat.Although Bai Haoyan played the role of the villain in it, the villain doesn't appear often, so it doesn't affect anything.

Without thinking too much, he fell into the plot.

When he saw the protagonist being framed as a murderer, he became worried along with the plot.

After a while, Bai Haoyan appeared, Gu Ai suddenly remembered this, and glanced at Yan Siming.Yan Siming thoughtfully said: "If you don't want to watch it, you can change the channel."

Gu Ai hugged him and kissed him, "No, I want to see, although he has done those things, but at this moment, let's just treat him as an ordinary actor."

Yan Siming has always liked Gu Ai's nervousness, a more civilized way of saying it is tolerance and generosity.

He nodded, and the two continued to look at each other.Until the two episodes were played, they were still discussing the plot unfinished.

"They are all jealous of demons. If one day Xiao Gong finds out that Xiao Shou has become a demon, will he kill Xiao Shou?" Gu Ai asked.

Yan Siming thought for a while, "I don't know, if it was me, I definitely wouldn't."

When Gu Ai said this, he had already brought himself into the little shou in the plot, and brought Yan Siming into the gong. Hearing what Yan Siming said, it seemed that the gong in the plot really couldn't bear the little shou. Gu Ai hugged Yan Siming who didn't know why.

After a while, the two let go.

Gu Ai talked about him and said: "This drama is really good, the filming is very dedicated, whether it is from the costumes or the scenes, it is first-class, no wonder this drama is so popular."

Yan Siming said: "Yes, if you want to act, I can ask someone to help."

Gu Ai hurriedly said: "No, I'm just saying, you know, I don't want my employer to find me."

Yan Siming said, "I mean to say."

Gu Ai: "..."

Of course, Yan Siming doesn't want to ignore the safety of the person he likes, and he doesn't want that employer to find Gu Ai. After all, Gu Ai is so perfect, and he doesn't know whether the employer is male or female, old or young, whether he will treat Gu Ai interesting.If it's really interesting, then wouldn't he be at a disadvantage.

After all, the employer has absolute ownership of the hired robot.

The two chatted indiscriminately, trying to ease some embarrassment.

What kind of embarrassment?

The two of them were probably sitting, but a tent was propped up in a high-profile place somewhere.

The author has something to say:

Please remember to bookmark my manuscript "The Demon Lord Always Wants to Murder Your Husband", also known as "The Return of the Demon Lord", which is the danmei Xiuxian drama in this novel.At that time, everyone can guess, who are Gu Ai and Bai Haoyan playing?

The reason why the name of my saved manuscript is so long is because the editor said that the name of the newcomer should not be too simple, otherwise it will not attract attention.This is probably the case, please support me a lot!Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm–