The day I was hugged by a goblin

It has been a while since I returned to the tea house, half a year has passed in a blink of an eye, probably because of the approaching Ghost Festival, the so-called calm before the storm, Gu Tianshi is surprisingly leisurely during this time, so because Jia Xiaojie closed the tea house Also open for business again.

Except that you will not be surprised by the male cashier behind the cashier after entering the door, the tea house seems to have no change. The chef is still the fat king, and the waiter is still the monkey jumping up and down.But that's only for outsiders.

I can no longer see monkeys bickering with Miss Jia, and I can no longer see that Jia Xiaojie who wants to sneak in all the time in his cubicle. While blaming himself for being boring, he will make tea for himself with duplicity... Gu Shu found it again A cashier, this time I'm looking for a girl who doesn't talk much but is honest. Although she was a bit stupid at the beginning and didn't have much education, she is very hardworking and down-to-earth.

Gu Shu thought, whether it is himself or Dawanghouzi, they will gradually get used to this girl and the days without Miss Jia.

However, Gu Shu has to say that after returning from Jia Xiaojie's hometown, Zhu Meili has changed the most.That's right, it's Zhu Meili. Whenever he thinks of Zhu Meili's recent strange behaviors, Gu Shu can't help but feel a headache, but all the changes in this guy seem to have something to do with him.

For example, that silly white pig seems to be using some crappy method recently to seduce/seduce me, but no matter how crappy the method is, I seem to be seduced by him every time, seduce There is nowhere to send out the fire.

Gu Shu rubbed his temples with a headache, but at this moment he suddenly felt a weight on his shoulders, and when he turned his head, he saw Zhu's beautiful claws reaching up again at some point. The Danfeng eyes that were originally charming, gave him a whole new look. A cheap convulsion came.

The corner of Gu Shu's mouth twitched, but this guy turned around and sat on his lap, then blinked hard at him, blinked... Gu Shu only felt that his eyes might roll a little uncontrollably during the twitching.

"Cramp?" Gu Shu said coldly and indifferently.

Zhu Xi's flickering eyes paused, "No, no, how could this be a cramp? Uncle, can't you see what I'm doing?"

"I can't tell." Gu Shu remained expressionless.

"I'm winking at you." Zhu Xi was discouraged again. It seems that the monkey's method is of no use.

Gu Shu: ...Winning, Gu Shu can only use an emoji to express his mood at the moment: there is no wave in my heart, and I even want to laugh a little.

Zhu Xi threw his head into Gu Shu's arms with a slumped face, and then he stopped winking, but let out a long sigh angrily, and mourned for his nth failure in sex.

But Zhu Nai didn't know that when he tilted his head and leaned against Gu Shu's arms, he looked deflated, lowered his eyes, and slightly pouted his lips. When Gu Shu lowered his eyes to look at him, his slender eyelashes, and slightly Pursed lips.Often at this time, Gu Shu's heart would be moved, and he was inexplicably picked up by this guy.

"Isn't it good to be your pig?" Gu Shu finally sighed, and put his arms around his waist habitually.

In fact, Gu Shu has been inexplicably depressed recently, probably because of the approaching Ghost Festival.Every year around the ghost festival, it will be the busiest time for their celestial masters, because there are always some little ghosts who don’t want to leave when they come, and there are many ghosts who will do something during the most cloudy time of the year, so At this time of year, Gu Shu will be relatively busy.

It’s just that this year is a little different, that is, in the past few days, Gu Shu has always felt inexplicable palpitations, always feeling that something big will happen, but no matter what method he uses, he can’t predict it, and he can’t even see it at all. shadow.

So behind Gu Shu's calmness, there was actually a heart hanging unconsciously.That palpitation even reminded him of the shadow that had tortured him for many years in his childhood.Since he was 13 years old and his grandfather took care of a ghost for the first time, he has not been troubled by those things for almost 15 years, but recently...

Gu Shu didn't know what was wrong with him at all, but luckily he had this silly white pig by his side.In fact, Gu Shu is an old bacon who has lived for 28 years, why doesn't he understand what this silly white pig is doing?He just never thought that this guy would have such feelings for him, and he also...

Zhu Meili in her arms suddenly straightened her head and looked at him, "I'm a pig, am I not?" What does it mean to be your pig well, what would he do if he didn't be a pig?

Looking at each other, Gu Shu paused for about two seconds, then nodded, "Yes, you are a pig."

Only then did Zhu Meili lean back in satisfaction, but soon he sighed dejectedly again, "Uncle, why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?"

Gu Shu's heart moved inexplicably. It was not the first time he heard from Zhu Meili that he liked him, but the liking he said at this time was obviously different from any previous time. Gu Shu also knew that Zhu Meili's change was the result of It started after Jia Xiaojie's incident.

And I, I don't know when I started, unknowingly no longer regard him as a pig or a simple pet, maybe it is every time he sits on my lap and acts like a baby, or maybe it is because he gets into the bed every night. When he was entangled in bed... In short, Gu Shu himself did not expect this at all.

But Gu Shu still looked down at the head in his arms and asked indifferently, "You know what you like?"

"Of course I know," Zhu Xi straightened his head and stared at Gu Shu with burning eyes, "I just like you." Zhu Xi said firmly.

Gu Shu was taken aback, but then he laughed, "Isn't that how we are now?" Staying together every day.

But she didn't want Zhu Meili to immediately frowned and retorted, "This is different. I don't want to be your pet, but your lover. I want to stay with you forever." It was firm again.

In fact, Zhu Meili's feelings for his master may have germinated much earlier than Gu Shu imagined, but at that time, he only cared about blind worship and full of love, and he didn't even know what kind of emotion it was.It wasn't until after Jia Xiaojie's incident that the ignorant Zhu Xi gradually realized this. For Zhu Xi, who is over 400 years old, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is in love at the beginning.

So he couldn't help telling Gu Shu that he wanted to follow him for the rest of his life, but at that time, he didn't know how to express his feelings.Just at that time, they met Qu Xiaojing, a deeply rotten girl. It was she who made Zhu Xi in the mist completely clear the clouds and mist, and only then did Zhu Meili, who is behaving strangely now, come into being.

Because when he realized that he fell in love with his master, as Gu Shu once said, he wanted to marry someone and have children for a lifetime, rather than a pet's simple admiration and dependence on his master, he found that he The owner doesn't seem to like him, or in other words, he just treats himself as a pet different from his liking for him, so there is the nth seduction/attraction since this period of time.

As for these methods, some came from Qu Xiaojing, but most of them were seen in Houzi’s TV series after he came back. Of course, there is also Monkey’s spare no effort to support him. You're boring and old-fashioned, so you have to work hard, Sao Nian."

However, he has been working hard for so long and still fails. For example, now, his master has no response to his temptation, and even hit him. His heart is also very desperate.

As a 28-year-old adult man, Gu Shu naturally didn't think so simply, so he sighed softly, "How long is your life? Have you ever thought that I am just a passer-by in your long life, very short?" I'm a passer-by, when I go to the underworld, we will be separated from Yin and Yang, and I will forget you, what will you do then?"

Now, Zhu Nai was completely silent, and leaned against Gu Shu's arms without speaking for a long time, but Gu Shu continued, "My life is very short, and I will grow older day by day, and will become more and more ugly."

"Then I don't care." Zhu Xi pursed his lips after being silent for a while, but for some reason, his eyes were a little red.

However, Gu Shu changed the subject and continued, "You forgot, you are going to become a fairy pig?" Gu Shu unconsciously raised the corners of his lips when he said this, especially when he thought of the first time this guy was so proud of himself. When he told himself about his great ambition, Gu Shu couldn't hide the smile on his face.

Sure enough, Zhu Meili, who had thrown this matter out of the blue for a long time, immediately fell into a big tangle. This can be said to be his lifelong dream, but now he has not only left it behind, but even shaken this great ambition .

After struggling for a while, Zhu Xi suddenly raised his head and looked at Gu Shu, "Uncle, do you know why I want to become a fairy?"

Gu Shu raised his eyebrows, with an expression of "please tell your story".Thus, Zhu Meili talked about his long and distant pig life in front of Gu Shu for the first time.

When it comes to his birth, Zhu Nai was a little unashamed to say that he was born in a pigsty of a farmer's family. He didn't know who his father was. Anyway, his mother gave birth to a big litter in one breath, as if It was eleven, but after three months, his brothers and sisters were all white and fat and were sold for a good price, but he, who was one size smaller than other pigs when he was born, grew up After three months, except for the lush hair, there is almost no growth, and it is very edible.

Farmers make a living by raising piglets. How can they accept this kind of pigs that are so fat that they can be eaten but not sold?Fortunately, the farmer's family was also kind-hearted, so they threw him on the mountain and let him fend for himself.

Zhu Xi didn't know how many years he lived in the mountains, anyway, he was still a pig with no intelligence at that time, until he met a man in the mountains.Seeing that he was cute, the man took him to his side and gave him a vermilion candy. After eating, he became a pig demon with human intelligence and brains.

Only then did he know that that person was a fairy, that is, a fox fairy who was cultivated into a fairy by a fox demon, and what he was given was the elixir of transforming spirits. Zhu Xi, who had gained spiritual wisdom, only thought that that person was his reborn parents. , especially as a foodie, seeing all kinds of delicious food in that fox fairy's house, he can see all kinds of big monsters visiting his house every day, not only sending all kinds of treasures, but also delicious food. Everyone gave him three points of comity.

So, from there, he determined to become a pig, to be superior to other monsters, to accept their worship and respect, and the delicious food they sent.

After listening to Zhu's pretty pig, Gu Shu said that although he was very inspirational, he still... wanted to laugh.