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A ghost brother who looked a little different from other ghosts said: "It's up to you!"

The storyteller suddenly smiled and said: "Then I will finish telling this story today."

The ghosts in the hall instantly quieted down and held their breaths.

"One of the women, Yang Caihuan, knows that she can't compete with Long Aotian, and she is ready to show her ambition with death. But Du Xiaoyue is not reconciled to being executed by the dog emperor. She called on Yang Caihuan late at night and told her not to think about it, and she would find a way to save her. Two lives."

"At that time, Yang Caihuan posted on Du Xiaoyue and made a hot move. Du Xiaoyue was a little unbelievable at first, but then she was indulging in Yang Caihuan's gentleness, and the clothes of the two were scattered all over the floor."

Speaking of this, while many ghost messengers opened their mouths wide, they also became excited and booed: "Sir, this paragraph must be explained carefully!"

The storyteller continued: "The red candles flickered, the bed curtains swayed, the figures of Du Xiaoyue and Yang Caihuan moved, making bone-crushing sounds, wishing they could embed each other into their bodies."

I widened my eyes, are people so civilized nowadays?There is such a content in the storybook!

This storyteller is indeed a talent. He raised his voice and imitated: "Xiaoyue...um...ah..."

I really want to run away, if I keep listening, if I do this kind of thing with Jiu Xiao in the future, I'm afraid it will leave a shadow!

"'We are so compatible, but we are destined to draw our swords.'" The storyteller gasped a few more times, vividly, "'Xiaoyue was too careless today, she came into my room alone, stripped naked, and How can I defend myself?'”

At this moment, the storyteller plucked the three strings in a hurry, and raised his voice: "It was too late to say it, and then it was too soon, Yang Caihuan took out a dagger that was shining with silver light, and inserted it into Du Xiaoyue's back two inches below the second rib." .”

All the ghosts in the hall were startled by this sudden change, and gasped.

"'Du Xiaoyue, is it better to be called the former princess?' Yang Caihuan put her lips next to Du Xiaoyue's ear and said, 'You don't know, Long Aotian has a queen named Ruan Caihuan.'"

I can't help but feel a little sad, this ending is really not happy.

"Yang Caihuan, maybe you should call her Ruan Caihuan at this time, and said: 'What you don't know is that Long Aotian has a quirk, that is, he is very fascinated by women's corpses.'" The storyteller said, "cluck giggle" sharp laughter.

I couldn't hold my tongue, my stomach was overwhelmed, I wanted to vomit very much, and I regretted that I got on this thief boat.

"Du Xiaoyue stared at Ruan Caihuan with two bloodshot eyes, full of resentment and unwillingness. She wanted to speak, but she had only her last breath left. In the end, she couldn't do what she wanted and died of hatred."

The ghost messengers below were full of enthusiasm, and there were miscellaneous reprimands, cursing and excuses one after another.

"This queen is so vicious!"

"Could it be possible that even if Du Xiaoyue is dead, the dog emperor will be humiliated!"

"You should cut off the lifeblood of that dog emperor!"

"Men! It doesn't sound like a big deal, it's just a matter of nature."

"This queen is indeed virtuous."

I listened to the uproar in the teahouse, and my ears were so noisy, it suddenly occurred to me that Zhengtai was only a 12-year-old child, how could he listen to such filthy language? !Immediately stretched out two hands to cover his ears.

But Zhengtai said: "I heard this story decades ago, you can continue to listen to it."

I was a little surprised, but before I could ask a question, the storyteller plucked a few strings to stop the noise in the hall, and said: "Afterwards, Long Aotian walked out from behind the screen, with lustful eyes, rubbing his hands and approaching Bed tent."

The storyteller paused, as if he was watching the big guy's reaction, he showed a meaningful smile, and continued: "It's just that as soon as he opened the curtain, a knife went into his heart, and he immediately fell to the ground and convulsed and died."

"What happened next?" The ghost messenger below saw him stop again, very anxious, couldn't help asking.

"It turned out that this was the plan of Du Ruan and the other two. They used the cover of the bed curtain to make Long Aotian think that Du Xiaoyue was dead, so that he could relax his vigilance and take the opportunity to kill him." The storyteller showed a sinister smile, which made people feel Seeing it, I shuddered, "It's just that among the two, only one survived."

The hall was silent, and everyone was nervously waiting for the storyteller to tell the final result.

"Du Xiaoyue pulled out the dagger from Long Aotian's neck, and plunged it straight into Ruan Caihuan's heart. The corners of her mouth curled up, full of provocation, 'The Han Meiren you poisoned to death three years ago belonged to the original owner of this body. Beloved, my mission is to avenge her.'”

This... This plot was really unexpected, and I couldn't digest it for a while, and I once again lamented that the lives of mortals are quite rich.

The storyteller imitated again in a shrill voice: "Hehehehehe, I am very sorry to tell you that your mission failed because of me, not Ruan Caiyu."

He switched to the other side again, made an unbelievable expression, and said, "Impossible, you lied to me!"

After finishing speaking, he quickly turned around and covered his chest, imitating the woman who was hit by the knife and said: "Idiot, you can't even see the disguise. My task is to stop you. As long as you can't kill Ruan Caiyu, I will win. Can you kill Ruan Caiyu?" The only one who went out was me."

"'How could this be so! I have been playing chess for two years, just for today!' Du Xiaoyue screamed while holding her head, and then laughed out loud, 'It's just that I am the ultimate winner, because I am the Ruan Caihuan." As she said, she slowly peeled off a human skin mask from her face, and underneath it was a face that was exactly the same as the person opposite."

If I had melon seeds in my hand at this time, I would definitely drop them in shock.By the way, why did you forget to ask for a plate of melon seeds? !

"'Why?! You!' The woman pretending to be Ruan Caihuan was so shocked that she could hardly speak, but Ruan Caihuan pretending to be Du Xiaoyue smiled brilliantly." The storyteller plucked the three strings in his hand casually, "'As long as your mission If I fail, I can enter a better world." Ruan Caihuan stuck out her tongue, and there was a brown pill on the tip of her tongue. Before the other person could stop her, she swallowed the pill, and a line of blood overflowed from the corner of her mouth. The two fell down together On the bed, her clothes were in disarray, and the woman who was stabbed tried her last strength to kiss Ruan Caihuan, and finally said, 'Remember, my name is Du Xiaoyue.'”

The whole audience was silent, my mouth was opened wide and I couldn't close it for a long time.

"Sir, tell me about the ending!" A small ghost guard scratched his head and said.

The tall, thin man next to him slapped him on the head hard, and said, "You idiot! Can't you tell that the outcome has already been decided!"

"I'm already stupid, but I'll be even more stupid when you hit me!" The little ghost guard was very aggrieved, "Why did she just say her name and stop?"

The thin and tall man said: "The person under the disguise is Du Xiaoyue who wants to kill Ruan Caihuan. If Ruan Caihuan is dead, Du Xiaoyue will naturally become the final winner. He is really stupid!"

At this time, the audience erupted into applause, shouting: "Wonderful! Wonderful!" Maybe other people thought of this level after being reminded by Slender Tall, maybe many people are still confused, in order not to be caught It's a joke, let's put on an air of reconciliation.

I turned my gaze back, looked at Zhengtai and said: "You Huangquan, you can really recruit a lot of talents every year!"

He replied calmly: "This storyteller is a writer. When he died for the first time, he told a wonderful story. He asked the ghost messenger to open the back door for her, and he didn't feed her Mengpo soup. Every time after that, They can bring new stories, so they cast many different births. This time, they tell the stories they have told before, but most of them have poor memory, and they probably have forgotten it long ago.”

I pinched myself, and my heart throbbed with pain. This is really not a dream.

"Let's go, I'll take you somewhere else." Zhengtai stood up and walked out.

Before I agreed, the blanket under my body was already floating up.

Along the way, many ghosts greeted Zhengtai.

Not long after, a bleak singing came to my ears.

He took me to stand in a place called Reincarnation Hall, and said, "This is where the order of reincarnation is determined."

We walked in and saw a stage inside, on which stood a girl of about 14 years old.Four ghost messengers sat facing her under the stage.

"My family life was miserable. Not long after I was born, my parents left. I was raised by my uncle's family until I was six years old. Then I was sold to Butcher Zhang's family. Butcher Zhang treated me well. He took care of me like a wife and gave me meat to eat. , worked hard for several years, and I was pregnant with his child when I was 12 years old."

I crawled over to the edge of the blanket and started retching.

"It's just that butcher Zhang took a concubine later, which made me feel very uncomfortable. Once she hugged my son, I felt that his body was full of her foul smell, so I had to soak my son in water , when it was scooped up, it was clean and white, which made me feel better."

I vomited even more, this woman is really perverted!

"Later my husband went home to hold his son, but his face was livid, and he asked why his son died. I was very surprised. Dabao was alive and well, why did he talk nonsense? I thought about it carefully, and felt that he wanted to take the opportunity to drive me out Let that vixen get my son." The woman on the stage smiled, "I can't let them succeed, so I went to the kitchen to get a knife, chopped them both up, and mixed them in the second In the meat that is going to be sold in the sky."

I couldn't listen anymore and said, "Let's go out!"

Mrs. Zheng took me out of the "Determining Pregnancy Hall", but still didn't say a word.

I felt my stomach was overwhelmed, and my mind was full of the picture that the woman just described.

He said: "I can't stand it at this level? It's really useless."

I said: "To this extent? What the woman and Butcher Zhang did, most people may react more exaggeratedly than I do! You are a 12-year-old doll, and you don't make any waves!"

"Ordinary people will be sent to the underworld after death, and those who will come to the underworld have at least one life. I have heard this kind of story for millions of years, how should I react?" He looked at the direction we came from, "The writer just now, in order to write a novel, has personally tried the feeling of killing people. How to dismember a corpse and how to eat people has been explained clearly before. Do you want to listen to it?"

I suppressed the discomfort and said, "I don't want to know, but there is a question, how can such a vicious person still have a good pregnancy?"

He thought for a moment, then replied: "If there are no evil people in the world, how can there be good people? When the good people do evil, it is better to let the evil people continue to do evil."

The author has something to say: there is a little cutie who left a message and the stories of these women are not clear, so I can only wrap up a blackboard for you to explain in detail.

[This is actually a spoof of a fast-paced text. First, let us sort out the relationship between the characters.Long Aotian: Who cares about him~ Yang Caihuan: This is actually a pseudonym, her real name is Ruan Caihuan, she is Long Aotian's queen, and her mission is to destroy the mission of the other two.Du Xiaoyue: What is the mission? Ruan Caihuan, but she used tricks to make Ruan Caihuan think she was dead, and the other party disguised herself as her.Nameless woman: The mission is to protect Ruan Caihuan, so it is set that she will not be afraid of being stabbed by Du Xiaoyue, but she doesn't know that this cannon fodder has already been killed by Du Xiaoyue, that scheming bitch.So, to get to the point, Ruan Caihuan thought that Du Xiaoyue was dead, and committed suicide because she wanted to sabotage the mission of the unknown woman, but in fact it was Du Xiaoyue who pretended to be herself.From the above, it is deduced that the final winner is Du Xiaoyue, she can successfully enter a better world, even if she is stabbed with a knife, she can waste so many words. 】

Use such a big blackboard to explain, tell me a truth, let you play tricks!Maybe I have to go back and edit the text?