Back to Qingqiu as a fox
077 oil pan
The green thing took me flying for a while, to a barren hill north of Tianshitang.
It threw the little fox on the ground and turned around a few times.
I don't know if it can understand human words, so I tried to say: "What do you want to do? If you feel resentment because I killed your companion, it's for me, don't involve others!"
The little fox staggered up from the ground, and was thrown to the ground by the green thing again.
I was so angry that I raised my hand and gathered a cloud of spiritual energy and threw it at it, but when I touched it, it was all sucked in without hurting it at all.
The green thing jumped up and down, which made people very upset.
I took a deep breath, concentrated my mind again, gathered a few rocks and smashed them, but before I got close to it, they all bounced back towards me.After Kankan dodged, but the whole person couldn't move.
The green thing flew up, and I also rose higher and higher. It seems that I am tied up by it just like Jiu Xiao.
Afterwards, Jiu Xiao's shadow got farther and farther away from me until it disappeared.I was anxious, for fear that Jiu Xiao would be in danger if she was tied up.
I bumped up and down for a while, and finally landed on the edge of a cliff.
Is this thing going to throw me down?It would be fine if I really threw it down. I would not be thrown to my death from this kind of cliff, so I just took the opportunity to get rid of this monster.
It's just that the sky didn't fulfill my wishes, it lifted me up and slammed me against the cliff. Although I didn't feel pain, I could feel the impact and loss of spiritual power in my body.
After a long while, it finally stopped. The stone wall just now had a crack. I felt a strong suction force, and suddenly fell into darkness.Vaguely, the body seemed to be falling, and there was a suffocating sense of oppression in the heart.This feeling was fleeting, and then a burning pain swept through his body.
Why do I feel pain?
It's true that I don't have much time to think about it right now, every pore in my body feels like it's about to explode, and the pain is unbearable.
At this time, a lump of cold stuff approached me, and the pain in the place soaked by the cold was relieved a lot, but in this way, the pain in other places became more and more clear.
In a trance, I heard a shrill cry, which seemed to be my own voice.
Is it because I didn't disperse the resentful soul?
From just now to now, it was like a dream, one moment she was still flirting with Jiu Xiao, but the next moment, it was like being in a frying pan.
Of course, I did not guess wrong, I am indeed in a frying pan right now.
I can open my eyes slightly, and I can see oil bubbles rolling all over my body, splashing on my face from time to time.The pain in my body was a little weaker, and I lost all feeling in my hands and feet, probably numb.
Am I... am I going to die?Even if you are going to die, there are thousands of ways to die. Falling into an oil pan and drowning is really not very heroic.
I have always had great fortune and destiny, and according to common sense, at this time, a noble person should rescue me.
It's just that after waiting for a long time, I was still soaking in the oil pan, with my head resting on the side of the pan, and my whole body was completely unconscious, but my consciousness became more and more clear.
"Guji Guji~" An inexplicable voice rushed into my ears.
"Yuan Bao, why did you bring me here?" A young man's clear voice rang out.
"Gujijiwaguji~" It was this strange voice again.
I have some doubts, could it be that I have already died, and my mind was chaotic when I was dying, so I looked at these strange scenes?
The young man sighed and said, "Oh, I don't know what you mean when you're muttering."
"Cuckoo, cluck, cluck~"
"Forget it, I'll just follow you." The young man's voice became clearer from far to near.
I tried to open my almost closed eyes again, and saw a vague shadow slowly approaching.
"Huh? Why is there someone in the pot? No one has been here for a long time." The young man stood in front of the frying pan, "but his face was scalded, so he probably won't be able to survive. We can only...continue frying and eating. .”
? ? ? ! ! !
I must be dreaming, dreaming, dreaming.Thinking of this, he closed his eyes vigorously and opened them again, the oily bubbles and the blurred figure of the young man were still in front of his eyes.
Close it again, open it again, it really isn't a dream.
This time I saw his face clearly, he was about ten years old, he looked innocent and innocent, with two horns on his head, the word "Little Dragon Man" immediately popped into my mind.
It doesn't matter if you fall into the frying pan and drown, but it's even more humiliating to be fried into human meatballs!Who wrote my fate? Why do I always die inexplicably? Am I going to die again before I get married? !To die is to die, why is it disfigured?I treasure my face the most, if it is disfigured, how can I seduce Jiu Xiao?
But my worry is probably superfluous. In the current situation, whether I can live or not is not guaranteed.I'm going to make her sad again, maybe it's the last time.Because I feel that my primordial spirit is dissipating bit by bit, if there is not even a scum left, I am afraid I will never go back.
The young man said: "Oh, I forgot to bring the salt, Yuan Bao, can you help me get a salt jar?"
"Guck~"
I tried my best to open my mouth and said: "My little brother, I am a bit old, the meat is not fresh, and the taste must not be good."
"You can still talk, it seems like it will take a while." The young man rubbed his chin, "Since you are not dead yet, help me think about it, is salt and pepper better or cumin?"
I thought for a moment, and said: "I like honey better." No, it's not asking me what kind of taste I like, it's about cooking me, why should I cooperate with him!
"Honey...I've never tried it, but since you said it, I can try it."
I scolded myself: You bitch!The answer is honey!The answer is honey!That thing is sticky when you smear it on your body, it's disgusting!
"Gujiji~ Gujiji~" The voice sounded again, and I saw that it was a green fur ball that had been making strange noises.
"Yuan Bao is great!" The boy touched the green fur ball, "It's just that it looks like candy."
"Guji~" The green fur ball's ears drooped down, looking a little cute.
I have to admire myself, even being eaten, I still think this thing is cute!How did you develop such a state of mind? !
The young man waved his hand and said, "That's all, anyway, I have to dip it in honey, and it doesn't matter if I add some sugar." After finishing speaking, he sprinkled some white granular things into the pot.
I was instantly saddened by it, I finally managed to hug the beauty back, and I didn't even let the kiss end!Although the bridal chamber has passed, but thinking that she will never be able to bridal chamber again, she is even more heartbroken.
The boy shouted: "Are you crying so hard?! I just added sugar, sweet and salty mixed together, how can people swallow it!"
I said: "Since you feel that you can't swallow it, don't eat me anymore. How about letting me go?"
The young man shrugged and said: "My greatest strength is that I am not picky about food. As long as it is not dung, I can eat anything that is unpalatable."
My eyes lit up, and I said, "You didn't wash me before you fried me, and I still have feces in my intestines!"
"You are a girl, what you say is really disgusting. But it makes sense, I should fish you out, first cut out the intestines and then fry it."
This broken mouth!Talk about guts!What a shit!
"This handsome little brother! I see that you have a kind face. You must be joking with me. You won't really eat me up, will you? As long as you let me go, I will treat you like a cow and a horse, and tie a grass ring! "
I blinked hard, trying to impress him with my beauty.
It's just...he seemed to say that my face was burned...
It's over, the only beauty I can afford is gone, can it be that I can only wait to die?
"You don't need to be a cow and a horse." Just when I thought he was willing to let me go, he said again: "You just need to shut up, and I can consider waiting for you to die before using chopsticks. Actually, I like to eat Five mature."
I figured it out, this is a [-]% pervert!
Since he didn't want to let go, I didn't bother to talk anymore, I raised my head and closed my eyes, still unable to believe that what happened now is true.
After a while, the young man's voice sounded again: "Yuanbao, I think it's ready to fry. Go and get me a knife. It's too laborious to eat the whole thing. It's better to chop it into pieces. Take a jar of honey by the way."
I opened my eyes in fright and shouted: "You said that I would eat it after I die!"
The boy raised his eyebrows and said: "Why are you still alive? If you blow it up again, you will be dried up. Just listen to what I say, don't take it seriously."
As soon as he finished speaking, the green fur ball came over holding a large kitchen knife half a person's height, and a porcelain jar floated behind it.
I said tremblingly, "Little friend, are you serious? Cannibalism is not good! You have been out for so long, parents should be anxious, why don't you go home and eat?"
The young man smashed his mouth and said: "Father and mother? I have never had a father and mother. What is it? Is it delicious?"
I asked curiously, "Did you jump out of a rock like me?"
"I...was picked up by someone." The young man lowered his head and said in a deep voice, "It's just that the person who picked me up also left me and left. I swear, when I see her again, I will chew her up and swallow her into pieces." inside."
I swallowed my saliva, this little dragon must really love to eat people.
I struggled resolutely and said, "Let me tell you a secret. In fact, I'm not a human, I'm a fox. It's said that fox meat is so sexy that it's hard to swallow!"
The boy approached me with a machete and said, "I told you, I'm never picky about food."
Looking at his blood-red pupils, I really felt a sense of fear of being stared at by Yan Luo.
He reached out and conjured a colander the size of a person.This boy is well-prepared and presumably has some accomplishments in cooking, but it seems that now is not the time to praise him!
I closed my eyes, stretching out my head was a knife, retracting my head was also a knife, why don't I just abandon this body, Yuanshen struggles to escape, maybe there will be a glimmer of life!
The idea is good, the reality is miserable.My primordial spirit seemed to be imprisoned in my body, and I couldn't get out at all.
At this time, a sense of fear really hit my heart.When the green thing took Jiu Xiao away, I had no strength to resist at all.The powerful force that he was proud of in the past, hit that thing, like a feather, painless.Now that I have arrived at this ghostly place, I haven't even found the slightest chance of surviving.Perhaps the moment I fell here, I had already given up the idea of surviving.
I closed my eyes weakly and felt myself being moved to a hard board.After a while, something cool and slippery was poured on her body, followed by the feeling of a brush.The picture of the boy roasting suckling pig with oil brush appeared in his mind.
The author has something to say: I finally caught up with today's end... I finished coding... This chapter suddenly let me go
It threw the little fox on the ground and turned around a few times.
I don't know if it can understand human words, so I tried to say: "What do you want to do? If you feel resentment because I killed your companion, it's for me, don't involve others!"
The little fox staggered up from the ground, and was thrown to the ground by the green thing again.
I was so angry that I raised my hand and gathered a cloud of spiritual energy and threw it at it, but when I touched it, it was all sucked in without hurting it at all.
The green thing jumped up and down, which made people very upset.
I took a deep breath, concentrated my mind again, gathered a few rocks and smashed them, but before I got close to it, they all bounced back towards me.After Kankan dodged, but the whole person couldn't move.
The green thing flew up, and I also rose higher and higher. It seems that I am tied up by it just like Jiu Xiao.
Afterwards, Jiu Xiao's shadow got farther and farther away from me until it disappeared.I was anxious, for fear that Jiu Xiao would be in danger if she was tied up.
I bumped up and down for a while, and finally landed on the edge of a cliff.
Is this thing going to throw me down?It would be fine if I really threw it down. I would not be thrown to my death from this kind of cliff, so I just took the opportunity to get rid of this monster.
It's just that the sky didn't fulfill my wishes, it lifted me up and slammed me against the cliff. Although I didn't feel pain, I could feel the impact and loss of spiritual power in my body.
After a long while, it finally stopped. The stone wall just now had a crack. I felt a strong suction force, and suddenly fell into darkness.Vaguely, the body seemed to be falling, and there was a suffocating sense of oppression in the heart.This feeling was fleeting, and then a burning pain swept through his body.
Why do I feel pain?
It's true that I don't have much time to think about it right now, every pore in my body feels like it's about to explode, and the pain is unbearable.
At this time, a lump of cold stuff approached me, and the pain in the place soaked by the cold was relieved a lot, but in this way, the pain in other places became more and more clear.
In a trance, I heard a shrill cry, which seemed to be my own voice.
Is it because I didn't disperse the resentful soul?
From just now to now, it was like a dream, one moment she was still flirting with Jiu Xiao, but the next moment, it was like being in a frying pan.
Of course, I did not guess wrong, I am indeed in a frying pan right now.
I can open my eyes slightly, and I can see oil bubbles rolling all over my body, splashing on my face from time to time.The pain in my body was a little weaker, and I lost all feeling in my hands and feet, probably numb.
Am I... am I going to die?Even if you are going to die, there are thousands of ways to die. Falling into an oil pan and drowning is really not very heroic.
I have always had great fortune and destiny, and according to common sense, at this time, a noble person should rescue me.
It's just that after waiting for a long time, I was still soaking in the oil pan, with my head resting on the side of the pan, and my whole body was completely unconscious, but my consciousness became more and more clear.
"Guji Guji~" An inexplicable voice rushed into my ears.
"Yuan Bao, why did you bring me here?" A young man's clear voice rang out.
"Gujijiwaguji~" It was this strange voice again.
I have some doubts, could it be that I have already died, and my mind was chaotic when I was dying, so I looked at these strange scenes?
The young man sighed and said, "Oh, I don't know what you mean when you're muttering."
"Cuckoo, cluck, cluck~"
"Forget it, I'll just follow you." The young man's voice became clearer from far to near.
I tried to open my almost closed eyes again, and saw a vague shadow slowly approaching.
"Huh? Why is there someone in the pot? No one has been here for a long time." The young man stood in front of the frying pan, "but his face was scalded, so he probably won't be able to survive. We can only...continue frying and eating. .”
? ? ? ! ! !
I must be dreaming, dreaming, dreaming.Thinking of this, he closed his eyes vigorously and opened them again, the oily bubbles and the blurred figure of the young man were still in front of his eyes.
Close it again, open it again, it really isn't a dream.
This time I saw his face clearly, he was about ten years old, he looked innocent and innocent, with two horns on his head, the word "Little Dragon Man" immediately popped into my mind.
It doesn't matter if you fall into the frying pan and drown, but it's even more humiliating to be fried into human meatballs!Who wrote my fate? Why do I always die inexplicably? Am I going to die again before I get married? !To die is to die, why is it disfigured?I treasure my face the most, if it is disfigured, how can I seduce Jiu Xiao?
But my worry is probably superfluous. In the current situation, whether I can live or not is not guaranteed.I'm going to make her sad again, maybe it's the last time.Because I feel that my primordial spirit is dissipating bit by bit, if there is not even a scum left, I am afraid I will never go back.
The young man said: "Oh, I forgot to bring the salt, Yuan Bao, can you help me get a salt jar?"
"Guck~"
I tried my best to open my mouth and said: "My little brother, I am a bit old, the meat is not fresh, and the taste must not be good."
"You can still talk, it seems like it will take a while." The young man rubbed his chin, "Since you are not dead yet, help me think about it, is salt and pepper better or cumin?"
I thought for a moment, and said: "I like honey better." No, it's not asking me what kind of taste I like, it's about cooking me, why should I cooperate with him!
"Honey...I've never tried it, but since you said it, I can try it."
I scolded myself: You bitch!The answer is honey!The answer is honey!That thing is sticky when you smear it on your body, it's disgusting!
"Gujiji~ Gujiji~" The voice sounded again, and I saw that it was a green fur ball that had been making strange noises.
"Yuan Bao is great!" The boy touched the green fur ball, "It's just that it looks like candy."
"Guji~" The green fur ball's ears drooped down, looking a little cute.
I have to admire myself, even being eaten, I still think this thing is cute!How did you develop such a state of mind? !
The young man waved his hand and said, "That's all, anyway, I have to dip it in honey, and it doesn't matter if I add some sugar." After finishing speaking, he sprinkled some white granular things into the pot.
I was instantly saddened by it, I finally managed to hug the beauty back, and I didn't even let the kiss end!Although the bridal chamber has passed, but thinking that she will never be able to bridal chamber again, she is even more heartbroken.
The boy shouted: "Are you crying so hard?! I just added sugar, sweet and salty mixed together, how can people swallow it!"
I said: "Since you feel that you can't swallow it, don't eat me anymore. How about letting me go?"
The young man shrugged and said: "My greatest strength is that I am not picky about food. As long as it is not dung, I can eat anything that is unpalatable."
My eyes lit up, and I said, "You didn't wash me before you fried me, and I still have feces in my intestines!"
"You are a girl, what you say is really disgusting. But it makes sense, I should fish you out, first cut out the intestines and then fry it."
This broken mouth!Talk about guts!What a shit!
"This handsome little brother! I see that you have a kind face. You must be joking with me. You won't really eat me up, will you? As long as you let me go, I will treat you like a cow and a horse, and tie a grass ring! "
I blinked hard, trying to impress him with my beauty.
It's just...he seemed to say that my face was burned...
It's over, the only beauty I can afford is gone, can it be that I can only wait to die?
"You don't need to be a cow and a horse." Just when I thought he was willing to let me go, he said again: "You just need to shut up, and I can consider waiting for you to die before using chopsticks. Actually, I like to eat Five mature."
I figured it out, this is a [-]% pervert!
Since he didn't want to let go, I didn't bother to talk anymore, I raised my head and closed my eyes, still unable to believe that what happened now is true.
After a while, the young man's voice sounded again: "Yuanbao, I think it's ready to fry. Go and get me a knife. It's too laborious to eat the whole thing. It's better to chop it into pieces. Take a jar of honey by the way."
I opened my eyes in fright and shouted: "You said that I would eat it after I die!"
The boy raised his eyebrows and said: "Why are you still alive? If you blow it up again, you will be dried up. Just listen to what I say, don't take it seriously."
As soon as he finished speaking, the green fur ball came over holding a large kitchen knife half a person's height, and a porcelain jar floated behind it.
I said tremblingly, "Little friend, are you serious? Cannibalism is not good! You have been out for so long, parents should be anxious, why don't you go home and eat?"
The young man smashed his mouth and said: "Father and mother? I have never had a father and mother. What is it? Is it delicious?"
I asked curiously, "Did you jump out of a rock like me?"
"I...was picked up by someone." The young man lowered his head and said in a deep voice, "It's just that the person who picked me up also left me and left. I swear, when I see her again, I will chew her up and swallow her into pieces." inside."
I swallowed my saliva, this little dragon must really love to eat people.
I struggled resolutely and said, "Let me tell you a secret. In fact, I'm not a human, I'm a fox. It's said that fox meat is so sexy that it's hard to swallow!"
The boy approached me with a machete and said, "I told you, I'm never picky about food."
Looking at his blood-red pupils, I really felt a sense of fear of being stared at by Yan Luo.
He reached out and conjured a colander the size of a person.This boy is well-prepared and presumably has some accomplishments in cooking, but it seems that now is not the time to praise him!
I closed my eyes, stretching out my head was a knife, retracting my head was also a knife, why don't I just abandon this body, Yuanshen struggles to escape, maybe there will be a glimmer of life!
The idea is good, the reality is miserable.My primordial spirit seemed to be imprisoned in my body, and I couldn't get out at all.
At this time, a sense of fear really hit my heart.When the green thing took Jiu Xiao away, I had no strength to resist at all.The powerful force that he was proud of in the past, hit that thing, like a feather, painless.Now that I have arrived at this ghostly place, I haven't even found the slightest chance of surviving.Perhaps the moment I fell here, I had already given up the idea of surviving.
I closed my eyes weakly and felt myself being moved to a hard board.After a while, something cool and slippery was poured on her body, followed by the feeling of a brush.The picture of the boy roasting suckling pig with oil brush appeared in his mind.
The author has something to say: I finally caught up with today's end... I finished coding... This chapter suddenly let me go
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