Back to Qingqiu as a fox

I lay back on the stone bed and closed my eyes.Speaking of this, I would like to mention that closing eyes is very simple for ordinary people. I also practiced with Nan Xian for several months before I could tell whether my eyes were open or closed.

At this time, the benefits of not needing to see things with eyes will appear.Even with my eyes closed, I can still know how a certain little fox approached me.

Fox Tuanzi looked around the entrance of the cave first, then tiptoed and tapped the ground, and slowly moved in two steps forward and two steps back.

She sat down by the stone bed, stared at me quietly for a while, then changed her position and continued to look at me.

At this moment, I cursed myself in my heart that I was stupid, why didn't I take off the tail before she came in!Now, is it possible to pluck the tail in front of her? !Although we have faced each other naked, and I am a thick-skinned person, it would be extremely embarrassing for me to do such a weird behavior under her nose!Besides, I haven't recited the mantra yet, and I don't know if the posture is good when casting the spell.

There is no other way at the moment, I can only slowly open my eyes.It's just a pity that I didn't learn how to show a smile before, otherwise I would definitely give her a bright smile.

She moved her lips and said, "Sang..." After all, she didn't say the last word, so she changed her mouth and said, "Master Huai, can you rest well? The Nanhai Immortal said before that you have just returned to your original soul, so you should go out and absorb more. Some essence of heaven and earth."

I slandered, "Nanxian is messing with me again, how can I go out to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon at this time?"Naturally, he should hold Madam's little hand well, and talk about how to save the common people from the fire and water... This should only be done when the brain is eaten by Qiongqi.The main thing now should be to pluck the tail, stick with the wife for a while, touch the face, and kiss the mouth.

"Lord Huai, you..." When Jiu Xiao spoke again, I interrupted her with a wave of my hand. If I let her talk like this again, even if I don't have five senses, my heart will hurt severely.

I silently recited the mantra that Mo Yun had written in my head before, a burst of air rushed out of the dantian, and the sky turned upside down in front of my eyes, and the white clouds turned into the familiar ceiling of the fox cave.I felt like I had turned into a fox on all fours.

I shook my head and got up unsteadily.Then I saw Jiu Xiao staring at me dumbfounded, without blinking her eyes.

Could it be that I suddenly cut off a tail and frightened her?

Just as I was about to explain, she stammered: "Master Huai, Master Huai, are you feeling unwell? I'm going to the South China Sea right now to ask the immortal to come and take a look."

Hearing this, I immediately shook my head and said, "I'm fine, but did the appearance just now scare you?"

"Although it's embarrassing to shake a tail off by exhausting... row... exhaust, you have to take your body into consideration." Jiu Xiao looked very solemn when she said this, and then said: "In the past You never bothered to open your mouth when you spoke, but you opened your mouth because of this matter, I know you must be very concerned about face. Jiu'er will definitely ask the Immortal of the South Sea not to tell others about this matter!"

It stands to reason that this should be very funny, but I can't laugh.Why is Jiu Xiao so spineless?In the past, I obviously let her face be disgraced many times, I took out her heart and threw her on the ground and stomped her feet a lot. Why, she doesn't want any integrity or dignity!

I should have told her in a soft voice that what was in front of her was not the priest of the Shihu clan, not the old fox who wholeheartedly rejected her thousands of miles away, but her son, her only son.

But in fact, it was I who stretched out a hand to grab her wrist, and said in a deep voice: "In your heart, what position do you put yourself in?! Why do you want to enshrine me all the time! If I really You should have laughed at me because you lost your tail because you were so angry, why are you so cautious?!" Actually, I knew it was no wonder to her, it was because I blamed her first, she would be so accommodating because of the loss Pass me once, I shouldn't be so angry.

Her chest heaved a few times, and she finally said calmly: "Jiu'er really shouldn't overstep the rules and care about your private affairs. I will tell my elder brother tomorrow and ask them to welcome you back."

I moved my mouth, but my voice was stuck in my throat.

I really, really hate Huai Sang.

The memories that flooded in yesterday really made my heart flutter, and I was at a loss as to how to face the person in front of me.After waking up, the simple word "madam" can no longer be easily pronounced.I hurt her deeply, what qualifications do I have to call these two words?Even if she wanted to put all the blame on Xiu Ming's love robbery in a grandiose manner, she clearly knew that those words that were on her heart in the past were indeed the truth when she said them.

Fortunately, I went around the world and became a real person for 20 years. I watched some TV dramas that made people feel sore and sour, and I was deeply inspired.If he really got into a dead end and always felt guilty, he would inevitably end up with Jiu Xiao and forget each other in the rivers and lakes.After thinking about it, facing such an embarrassing situation, the only way to deal with it is to use one's own strengths.

I buried my head between Jiu Xiao's two peaks, wrapped my arms around her soft waist, snorted and said: "I am an old woman in Madam's heart? I am very popular with each mouthful of honorific names! You saw that I lost my tail, so it’s fine if you don’t rub it for me, why did you call the Immortal of the South China Sea? Could it be that you want her to see my butt? My butt is very precious, so I can only show it to my wife!”

The person in his arms froze on the spot like a stone peak, and after a long while, he uttered the syllables "You...I...You...".

I continued to lower my head and said, "Madam, do you want me to use these two words to make sentences?"

"You were entrusted with inhumans before, and your vision is so poor!"

"I didn't know how to play before, so I really should fight!"

"Even so, can you allow me another chance to be entangled with you in this life?"

After saying these three sentences, I reluctantly raised my head from between the soft peaks, and stared at her pitifully with my mouth pursed.

Jiu Xiaoying's lips parted slightly, and she looked at me almost blankly.After the air froze for a while, he said, "Huh?"

I moved my hand to her face, and gently brushed the slightly dry lips with my thumb.

"Silly girl, I am more than 30 years older than you. I should pamper you and let you go. How can you coax me all the time? Or maybe you are born like me because you dislike me for being too old. Not on you?"

"How could I despise you?! It's because you neither smiled at me nor spoke softly to me after waking up. You were as cold as before. I thought, I thought you thought of everything, so you didn't want me anymore!" A few words, already stained with crying, my heart hurts and numb when I hear it, and I want to shed a few tears along with it.

"It's my fault. I always like to joke with Madam. I never thought too much and made Madam sad. I don't know the seriousness, so I should be punished!" I showed my usual frivolous appearance.

A crimson cloud suddenly appeared on Jiu Xiao's face, and she said angrily, "Because I'm not serious after just a few words, I won't be fooled by you!"

I innocently said: "Where did Madam think? My original intention was to ask Madam, do you want to punish me for pinching your shoulders and kicking your legs, or do you want to kneel on the washboard and hold the water bowl like ordinary couples?" Looking at the blushing person, "Did Madam think of going elsewhere?"

"No!" Jiu Xiao answered firmly, "Of course I think the same as you!"

I nodded, and said again: "I just said that, the original intention was that way, but now I have changed my mind, and I think it would be better for Madam to punish me to do other things. I don't know if Madam thinks the same as I just thought, Do you still think the same now?"

Jiu Xiao said slightly annoyed: "You're always someone who can get around! If you want me to punish you, just listen to me, why are there so many nonsense!"

I raised the corners of my mouth and said with some anticipation: "How does Madam plan to punish me? I'll do as you please!"

"Who is punished with this attitude!"

"Ma'am wants to punish me, even if I swallow dung, it is delicious, why can't I have this attitude?"

Jiu Xiao raised and lowered her hand, raised it, lowered it again, repeated it many times before saying: "You don't have a good word in your mouth!"

I held my stomach and laughed so hard that I couldn't straighten my waist, and joked: "Madam is so self-cultivated, but her mouth is a bit stupid. You put on that posture just now. I thought I would have to teach a lesson. I never thought that the last thing I said was only one sentence~ "

I thought that Jiu Xiao would suffer from being dumb again, but she suddenly lay on the ground, crying loudly, with big teardrops rolling down one after another.

I panicked for a moment, and immediately jumped out of the bed, wiped her tears with my sleeve, and said anxiously: "Don't cry, I shouldn't tease you like this! It's my fault, you can punish me any way you want!"

"I haven't hanged myself yet." Jiu Xiao immediately stopped crying, "Forget it, I'll do it next time."

I froze on the spot, I couldn't believe that Jiu Xiao would use such shameless moves.

The people on the ground quickly got up, showing a sly smile, and said, "What you said, I will punish you in any way!"

I resigned to my fate: "I will admit to any punishment, as long as I can relieve my anger!"

She raised her face, her gaze fell on the stone bed, and she said nunuzui, "Lie flat."

I lowered my head, with a feeling of refusal and welcome, and said: "What is Madam trying to do to me? I am weak and weak, you should be gentle."

The beautiful woman in front of her responded with a low voice, "I will love you well."

Hearing this tone of voice, most of my bones are already broken, but the remaining half is a bit ominous. Jiu Xiao is very different from the past, how could she say such things in the past!

It's just that the color makes the mind faint, and the beauty is now, how can I think of so many?Immediately jump into bed and lie down.

Jiu Xiao bent down, and a burst of fragrance hit me, and my heart beat a few beats suddenly.

She pressed against my ear and said, "Close your eyes."

I closed my eyes as I said, and my heart was pounding around.

Not long after, it seemed that some ribbon-shaped things were wrapped around me.I giggled a few times, and said, "What is Madam's intention? I feel a little itchy."

A gloomy laugh came from next to his ear, followed by Jiu Xiao's ghostly voice: "The more itchy one is yet to come."

I was startled, opened my eyes suddenly, and saw that I was tied up on the stone bed, like fish on a chopping board, and could only be slaughtered.

"What are you doing ma'am?" My voice trembled a little.According to my understanding of Jiu Xiao, it is impossible for her to act like this because she wanted to play some new tricks on the bed with me.I'm afraid this posture is really trying to torture me? !

"Sang'er is so smart, why doesn't she know how I want to love you?" Jiu Xiao picked up an extra feather at some point in her hand, and said while playing with it: "What the Immortal of the South China Sea said is true, I'm just pretending. After a few times of being sad and humbled, Sonny was easily fooled, and rushed to ask me to punish you. If I don’t fulfill your wish, how can I deserve to be called "Madame"? Sonny said, is that the reason? ?”

I was stunned and said, "Did you pretend to look like a wounded little sheep before?!"

"Crushed my heart and threw it on the ground, and wanted me to let go of the past. How can there be such a beautiful thing?! I have waited for you for 5 years, from the age of a young girl to the age of an old aunt. If I don't follow you If you get it back, you will be worthless!" Jiu Xiao looked me up and down, as if thinking about where to start.

I cried and said with a sad face: "People's hearts are unpredictable! How can a fox's heart be so black?!"

"I can only blame Sang'er for not brightening her eyes and being careless in making friends. The fairy of the South China Sea told me that if you take off your tail, you will lose all your magic power. If I don't do it when you have no power to restrain the chicken, I will feel sorry for her." taught me carefully."

There was a smile on Jiu Xiao's face, it was a malicious smile, but in my eyes, it added a bit of charm.

My throat rolled and I asked, "Didn't she teach you something else?"

The author has something to say: Sonny: Return my innocent little emperor!How to learn to bundle play? ! !

Nanxian: None of my business, I never taught her these weird things.

Jiu Xiao: Should I scratch the soles of the feet or the armpits first?