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After a while, an enchanting figure appeared in front of our eyes.
Jiu Xiao said: "I don't know that the Immortal of the South China Sea has come, but he didn't go out to greet him. I'm really sorry."
"Hehehe, Dijun is really joking. I can feel Dijun's immortal energy from dozens of miles away. How could Dijun not know that I am coming?"
I thought to myself, it turns out that the immortal method is still useful, no wonder everyone can find me.
"I don't know what is the important matter for the visit of the immortals from the South China Sea this time?"
"I can't come to Qingqiu if I have nothing to do? Anyway, I am also an ancient god. Although I was greedy for elegance and gave myself the title of 'South Sea Immortal', in terms of name, the rank is higher than yours. Emperor Qingqiu is much older."
"The Immortal of the South China Sea suddenly used this to suppress me, so he must have something serious to do?"
"It's a very serious matter." The Immortal of the South China Sea straightened his face, "I miss little Sang'er, so I came to visit her."
Jiu Xiao said indifferently: "Really, the Nanhai Immortal matter is really serious. Now that it's over, I'm going to send the Immortal off?"
"Why is Xiao'er so fickle? Anyway, you also pissed in my arms when you were young, but when you grow up, you want to deny it and disregard the previous friendship?"
It's no wonder that Jiu Xiao always dislikes this Nanhai Immortal. She probably remembered this and felt that her friendship with the Nanhai Immortal was very dishonorable.
Jiu Xiao's face was stained with a thin layer of red, and said: "Which doll won't pee indiscriminately when he was young?"
The Immortal of the South China Sea nodded, "It's really not a big deal. Even if Xiao'er urinates a little more and drenches my cloak from top to bottom, it's not unusual."
I couldn't help laughing and rolling on the ground, thinking about that scene, it was so funny!It turned out that Jiu Xiao had been so powerful since she was a child, she drenched her cloak completely by urinating casually!
Jiu Xiao's face turned from red to green and then to black, and said, "The Immortals of the South China Sea have a good memory! They can remember events from nearly 10 years ago so clearly."
The Immortal of the South Sea said: "My memory is actually not very good, but if I tell this story to others, they will react the same as Sonny. I think it is a good and amusing story, so I have remembered it for a long time."
Jiu Xiaoxu couldn't argue with the Immortal of the South China Sea, so she came to pinch me, a soft persimmon.Said: "When will Sonny laugh? How can it be so funny?!"
I immediately suppressed my laughter, cleared my throat, and said, "I'm happy for Jiu'er. Being able to urinate so much proves that Jiu'er is in good health, with clear bones, and has been peeing differently since childhood."
The Immortal of South China Sea smiled and said, "Sang'er can talk."
Jiu Xiao didn't want to continue the conversation just now, and said: "The immortals of the South China Sea came here just to chat about family matters?"
The Immortal of Nanhai said: "Of course not, I came here to look for Sang'er, and I ask the emperor to avoid it for a while."
Jiu Xiao glanced at me, hesitated for a moment, and said: "Then I will leave for a while, and after Sang'er is done, go back to the sleeping cave to find me."
I nodded and said, "OK."
The Immortal of the South China Sea said with disdain: "Sang'er is not motivated, if I don't come to find you, when are you going to come to ask me for advice, how should you use the piccolo that was given to you before?"
I said: "Didn't you come by yourself? Left and right Jiu'er will protect me, why worry?"
"I can't see that you are a soft eater."
"Ruanfan is delicious, why not eat it?"
The Immortal of the South China Sea said with a heartbroken look, "Oh~ I'm really getting more and more hopeless."
I said: "I have never met the immortal a few times, why do you pretend to be familiar with me?"
"It pains me so much, Sonny, for you to say that."
"Then it hurts, what does it have to do with me?"
The Immortal of the South China Sea rolled his eyes at me when he heard such words, "You have no conscience! I came here to teach you the magic of immortality without even leaving a cup of tea. What is the reason?"
I was still not very enthusiastic, and said: "How do I know what you are planning? Maybe your brain is not very good?"
"Hmph, since you have such an attitude, I won't care about you anymore!"
The Immortal of Nanhai made a gesture to leave, so I said, "Immortal, go slowly, come and sit when you have free time."
"You! You expect me to leave, but I still won't leave!" The Immortal of the South China Sea sat down again.
I snorted coldly and said, "You obviously expect me to ask you a lot, but you still pretend to be reluctant, thinking that I will beg you because of this? Anyway, I don't want to know so much, you don't want to tell me. I stopped listening."
"Sang'er is really too much. You were outside the cave just now, and you didn't treat Jiu Xiao that girl like this." The Nanhai Immortal was about to cry, his charming appearance must be able to seduce countless people.
I said contemptuously: "Can you compare with her? If you treat the one you love with the same attitude as others, wouldn't you let down the sourness of romantic love?"
The Immortal of the South China Sea put his head closer with a smile, and said, "Sang'er is like this, I can't help but be moved."
"Then what about Mo Yun?"
She looked very surprised, and lost her voice: "You remember it?"
I shook my head and said helplessly: "If you want to hide it, you should hide it more strictly. Why did you tell it just by bluffing? Could it be that Mo Yun is really your good friend?"
The Immortal of the South China Sea said disdainfully: "I have nothing to do with him! Even if I had some relationship, I am blind."
"Then what did he ask you to tell me?"
"Maybe he wants to take the opportunity to ask for my forgiveness."
I was very annoyed, these two were playing tricks and going around in such a big circle, were they actually flirting?
I said: "The two of you really have a lot of leisure time, are you going through all these troubles just to tell each other? Why do you have to involve me, an innocent person!"
"Mo Yun and I have given birth to you for the rest of our lives, how can we be so ungrateful?"
Hearing this, if I drink saliva at this time, I will be able to spray it to the Jiuchongtian.
Thinking about the scene where the grandfather with all the wrinkles in the previous life was together with the fairy of the South China Sea, I feel horrible.
I asked: "However, I have never seen grandma in my last life, no, Lord... Mo Yun's daughter-in-law."
"Ordinary people will grow old when they get old. I don't want to become an old woman who is seven or eighty years old. If I knew that giving birth would be so painful, I would never be your grandma by Mo Yun." The Nanhai Immortal gritted his teeth, and lo He was quite angry.
I already felt that I was dreaming, and I pinched myself hard, and it was really painful, there is no possibility that it was a dream.He said: "What is the relationship between you and me, why do you have to spend so much time to let me live there for a lifetime? If my guess is correct, Qingqiu does not exist for there, and the same is true for Qingqiu there."
The Immortal of the South China Sea raised his eyebrows and said, "Sang'er's head is not growing in vain. There are some reasons for it. I will let Mo Yun explain it to you."
I was annoyed: "You two, do you think I'm a football, kicking it around?"
"Enough gossip, let's get down to business!"
Before the Immortal Nanhai finished speaking, he waved his sleeves a few times, and a score appeared in the air.
The author has something to say: The eye was allergic and edematous the day before yesterday, and the next two days may cause more trouble the next day. I suddenly realized that today is April Fool's Day... This is not a drill~
Jiu Xiao said: "I don't know that the Immortal of the South China Sea has come, but he didn't go out to greet him. I'm really sorry."
"Hehehe, Dijun is really joking. I can feel Dijun's immortal energy from dozens of miles away. How could Dijun not know that I am coming?"
I thought to myself, it turns out that the immortal method is still useful, no wonder everyone can find me.
"I don't know what is the important matter for the visit of the immortals from the South China Sea this time?"
"I can't come to Qingqiu if I have nothing to do? Anyway, I am also an ancient god. Although I was greedy for elegance and gave myself the title of 'South Sea Immortal', in terms of name, the rank is higher than yours. Emperor Qingqiu is much older."
"The Immortal of the South China Sea suddenly used this to suppress me, so he must have something serious to do?"
"It's a very serious matter." The Immortal of the South China Sea straightened his face, "I miss little Sang'er, so I came to visit her."
Jiu Xiao said indifferently: "Really, the Nanhai Immortal matter is really serious. Now that it's over, I'm going to send the Immortal off?"
"Why is Xiao'er so fickle? Anyway, you also pissed in my arms when you were young, but when you grow up, you want to deny it and disregard the previous friendship?"
It's no wonder that Jiu Xiao always dislikes this Nanhai Immortal. She probably remembered this and felt that her friendship with the Nanhai Immortal was very dishonorable.
Jiu Xiao's face was stained with a thin layer of red, and said: "Which doll won't pee indiscriminately when he was young?"
The Immortal of the South China Sea nodded, "It's really not a big deal. Even if Xiao'er urinates a little more and drenches my cloak from top to bottom, it's not unusual."
I couldn't help laughing and rolling on the ground, thinking about that scene, it was so funny!It turned out that Jiu Xiao had been so powerful since she was a child, she drenched her cloak completely by urinating casually!
Jiu Xiao's face turned from red to green and then to black, and said, "The Immortals of the South China Sea have a good memory! They can remember events from nearly 10 years ago so clearly."
The Immortal of the South Sea said: "My memory is actually not very good, but if I tell this story to others, they will react the same as Sonny. I think it is a good and amusing story, so I have remembered it for a long time."
Jiu Xiaoxu couldn't argue with the Immortal of the South China Sea, so she came to pinch me, a soft persimmon.Said: "When will Sonny laugh? How can it be so funny?!"
I immediately suppressed my laughter, cleared my throat, and said, "I'm happy for Jiu'er. Being able to urinate so much proves that Jiu'er is in good health, with clear bones, and has been peeing differently since childhood."
The Immortal of South China Sea smiled and said, "Sang'er can talk."
Jiu Xiao didn't want to continue the conversation just now, and said: "The immortals of the South China Sea came here just to chat about family matters?"
The Immortal of Nanhai said: "Of course not, I came here to look for Sang'er, and I ask the emperor to avoid it for a while."
Jiu Xiao glanced at me, hesitated for a moment, and said: "Then I will leave for a while, and after Sang'er is done, go back to the sleeping cave to find me."
I nodded and said, "OK."
The Immortal of the South China Sea said with disdain: "Sang'er is not motivated, if I don't come to find you, when are you going to come to ask me for advice, how should you use the piccolo that was given to you before?"
I said: "Didn't you come by yourself? Left and right Jiu'er will protect me, why worry?"
"I can't see that you are a soft eater."
"Ruanfan is delicious, why not eat it?"
The Immortal of the South China Sea said with a heartbroken look, "Oh~ I'm really getting more and more hopeless."
I said: "I have never met the immortal a few times, why do you pretend to be familiar with me?"
"It pains me so much, Sonny, for you to say that."
"Then it hurts, what does it have to do with me?"
The Immortal of the South China Sea rolled his eyes at me when he heard such words, "You have no conscience! I came here to teach you the magic of immortality without even leaving a cup of tea. What is the reason?"
I was still not very enthusiastic, and said: "How do I know what you are planning? Maybe your brain is not very good?"
"Hmph, since you have such an attitude, I won't care about you anymore!"
The Immortal of Nanhai made a gesture to leave, so I said, "Immortal, go slowly, come and sit when you have free time."
"You! You expect me to leave, but I still won't leave!" The Immortal of the South China Sea sat down again.
I snorted coldly and said, "You obviously expect me to ask you a lot, but you still pretend to be reluctant, thinking that I will beg you because of this? Anyway, I don't want to know so much, you don't want to tell me. I stopped listening."
"Sang'er is really too much. You were outside the cave just now, and you didn't treat Jiu Xiao that girl like this." The Nanhai Immortal was about to cry, his charming appearance must be able to seduce countless people.
I said contemptuously: "Can you compare with her? If you treat the one you love with the same attitude as others, wouldn't you let down the sourness of romantic love?"
The Immortal of the South China Sea put his head closer with a smile, and said, "Sang'er is like this, I can't help but be moved."
"Then what about Mo Yun?"
She looked very surprised, and lost her voice: "You remember it?"
I shook my head and said helplessly: "If you want to hide it, you should hide it more strictly. Why did you tell it just by bluffing? Could it be that Mo Yun is really your good friend?"
The Immortal of the South China Sea said disdainfully: "I have nothing to do with him! Even if I had some relationship, I am blind."
"Then what did he ask you to tell me?"
"Maybe he wants to take the opportunity to ask for my forgiveness."
I was very annoyed, these two were playing tricks and going around in such a big circle, were they actually flirting?
I said: "The two of you really have a lot of leisure time, are you going through all these troubles just to tell each other? Why do you have to involve me, an innocent person!"
"Mo Yun and I have given birth to you for the rest of our lives, how can we be so ungrateful?"
Hearing this, if I drink saliva at this time, I will be able to spray it to the Jiuchongtian.
Thinking about the scene where the grandfather with all the wrinkles in the previous life was together with the fairy of the South China Sea, I feel horrible.
I asked: "However, I have never seen grandma in my last life, no, Lord... Mo Yun's daughter-in-law."
"Ordinary people will grow old when they get old. I don't want to become an old woman who is seven or eighty years old. If I knew that giving birth would be so painful, I would never be your grandma by Mo Yun." The Nanhai Immortal gritted his teeth, and lo He was quite angry.
I already felt that I was dreaming, and I pinched myself hard, and it was really painful, there is no possibility that it was a dream.He said: "What is the relationship between you and me, why do you have to spend so much time to let me live there for a lifetime? If my guess is correct, Qingqiu does not exist for there, and the same is true for Qingqiu there."
The Immortal of the South China Sea raised his eyebrows and said, "Sang'er's head is not growing in vain. There are some reasons for it. I will let Mo Yun explain it to you."
I was annoyed: "You two, do you think I'm a football, kicking it around?"
"Enough gossip, let's get down to business!"
Before the Immortal Nanhai finished speaking, he waved his sleeves a few times, and a score appeared in the air.
The author has something to say: The eye was allergic and edematous the day before yesterday, and the next two days may cause more trouble the next day. I suddenly realized that today is April Fool's Day... This is not a drill~
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