Back to Qingqiu as a fox

Jiu Xiao was teaching me the basic spell-casting formulas, when Huai Yuanjun suddenly came on the auspicious clouds, and when he landed in front of us, he cursed: "In addition, last time you split the ninety-nine 81 wild thunders that Zhang Tianshi deserved, you 1000 The number of thunder punishments on the annual account has reached more than 200! At the end of this year, it will be the time when the millennium will receive the punishment. Although the Celestial Clan is in charge of the thunder punishment platform, they cannot change the number of punishments. I want to see if you will be punished by then How to peel off a layer of skin! How can it be so worrying!"

Jiu Xiao pursed her lips and said, "I've only fought with mortals a few times, and I'm tired of so many punishments. The way of heaven is too harsh."

After hearing what they said, I couldn't help thinking: It's so pitiful to be a god, who can't bully mortals with magic powers!I don't know how painful it is to be hit by more than 200 thunderbolts, and if I can get it on my behalf.

If possible, he should deceive Lord Huai Yuan and let him suffer some flesh and blood for Mei Jiao Niang, who was almost married before.Anyway, he looks strong and strong, so it's a pity that he can't make good use of it.

Huai Yuanjun said again: "However, I learned of a method that can offset your 1000-year punishment."

Jiu Xiao walked behind me at some point, wrapped her arms around my waist from behind, put her head on my shoulder and said lazily, "What's the way?"

I straightened my body, my heart was "thumping", and I didn't know what kind of bewilderment this guy had committed again, why he did such a shameful thing in front of others.

Huai Yuanjun gritted his teeth and said, "Let Sang'er kiss me, and I'll tell you."

Jiu Xiao said lightly: "Sang'er, are you willing?"

I thought for a while, although I don't want to kiss Huai Yuanjun, but if I can save Jiu Xiao from the more than 200 barren thunderstorms, it will not be a loss.Besides, Mr. Huai Yuan didn't specify where he wants to kiss, so it must be okay for me to kiss his sleeve.

Ever since, I replied: "Okay." Then I stepped forward.

It's just that Jiu Xiao's hand exerted strength at this moment, and she hugged my waist and pulled her into her arms, saying: "It's just more than 200 wild lightning strikes, it doesn't matter."

I said, "It sounds quite painful."

"Sang'er is reluctant?" Jiu Xiao's voice seemed to be filled with honey.

I turned around, stood on tiptoe and approached her ear, and said in a fox language: "Why bother to suffer from the wild thunder for nothing, I'll just kiss his sleeve, it's not bad."

Jiu Xiao frowned, starlight burst out of her eyes, and said softly: "Then listen to Sang'er."

I walked up to Mr. Huai Yuan and said: "Mr. Huai Yuan can keep his word, I will kiss you once, and you have to tell how you can avoid those more than 200 lightning punishments."

Huai Yuanjun immediately grinned, "I've always kept my promises, so does Sonny agree?"

"Naturally." I pretended to be shy and smiled, "Then where should I be the master?"

"Why not!" Huai Yuanjun's face turned red, he opened the folding fan in his hand, and slapped it a few times.After a while, I closed my eyes and waited.

I lifted up his sleeve, kissed him disgustingly, and made a loud noise, for fear that he would not know that I really kissed him.

I hope Huai Yuanjun is a god who loves cleanliness and washes clothes frequently.

Seeing that Mr. Huai Yuan's eyes were still closed, I reminded: "Mr. Huai Yuan, I'm done kissing, now you should fulfill your promise."

Huai Yuanjun opened his eyes with a puzzled expression, and said, "When did Sang'er kiss you? Why don't I feel anything?"

I said solemnly: "Mr. Huai Yuan has already agreed. It is up to me to decide where to kiss. I have thought about it. Whether a man or a woman should kiss or not. For the sake of Mr. Huai Yuan's reputation, kissing the sleeve is the most appropriate. It was so big just now. Didn't Lord Huai Yuan hear the sound?"

Huai Yuanjun frowned and said: "I think Sang'er can decide where to kiss, but this sleeve is not a part of me, how can it be counted?"

"Why don't the sleeves belong to Mr. Huai Yuan? To be honest, the clothes are not part of Mr. Huai Yuan! So, Mr. Huai Yuan took off the clothes on his body, and I will choose a place to kiss again." I deeply I feel that my face is already unmatched by anyone.

Huai Yuanjun took a few deep breaths, and annoyed: "Forget it, I'm a big man, I don't want to make things difficult for Sang'er, just tell you!"

"Recently, the Qiongqi beast, which had disappeared for a long time, reappeared, disturbing the mortal world. Because Qiongqi is an ancient beast with extraordinary divine power, many people from our Celestial Clan have been recruited into it. If we can subdue this Qiongqi beast, we will Eliminating harm in the mortal world is a great merit, and it can offset the previous crimes." These words Huai Yuanjun said very reluctantly.

If I were him, I would definitely not speak the truth as promised by a gentleman when I was deceived.

Jiu Xiao trembled, took my hand and took a step towards the opposite direction of Mr. Huai Yuan, saying: "My body is itchy, and I just want to be struck by the wild lightning to loosen my muscles and bones, so Mr. Huai Yuan just like this." Farewell, see you again.”

I wondered: "Is Qiongqi beast very powerful?"

Huai Yuanjun followed up slowly, and said: "Qongqi is indeed a bit fierce, I almost forgot that Xiao'er and Qiongqi seemed to have fought tens of thousands of years ago, I heard that the battle was quite tragic, Xiao'er He didn’t even have the strength to fight back, and he was beaten and rolled all over the floor. In the end, an adult rescued him and saved his life.”

Jiu Xiao snorted coldly, and said: "How could I pay attention to Qiongqi?! I'm just afraid that if I hit too hard, if I accidentally beat Qiongqi to death, it would be a serious crime."

I asked again: "Why can't you beat him to death?"

"Qongqi is an ancient divine beast. Although it can do evil, it was also conceived by this world. We are waiting for the gods born from the womb of our parents to kill it." Huai Yuanjun explained.

I said again: "Since it is an ancient divine beast, Jiu'er must not be able to kill it."

Jiu Xiao's face darkened, and she said, "Sang'er thinks I'm not as powerful as Qiongqi?"

I nodded and said honestly: "Jiu'er looks very afraid of it."

Lord Huaiyuan said: "Subduing the Qiongqi beast is indeed a bit more difficult. Forget it, I will find another god and think of other ways."

Jiu Xiao waved his sleeves, and said: "I am Emperor Qingqiu, and I have no reason to disregard the common people! When I was fighting with that Qiongqi, I put in a little bit of strength, and it is enough not to kill him! Let's go immediately! "

Huai Yuanjun said without much sincerity: "Xiao'er don't have to force yourself."

Jiu Xiao glanced at him, and said to me: "Sang'er go back to the cave first, I will come as soon as I go with Huai Yuanjun."

I tugged on Jiu Xiao's sleeve, raised my head and said, "No! I want to go with you! I have learned so many spells today, so I should practice them!"

Jiu Xiao couldn't refuse and said: "Qingqi beast is extremely vicious, it's too dangerous for Sang'er to follow, go back to the cave obediently!"

I glanced at her sideways, and whispered to myself: "It turns out that it is a lie to say that you can beat Qiongqi beast to the ground casually. I must be afraid that I will follow the joke." The voice is extremely small, but it is enough for nine Xiao heard it.

Jiu Xiao hugged my waist suddenly, and said: "Forget it, I will take you with me. Then I will protect Sang'er and let Mr. Huai Yuan fight that Qiongqi with his life."

"I will definitely beat that Qiongqi to the ground!" I smiled sweetly at Jiuxiao.

Jiu Xiao rubbed my head and said, "It's always silly."

Huai Yuanjun coughed a few times and said, "Then let's go."

We stepped on Huai Yuanjun's cloud and flew for two sticks of incense before we landed in a barren land where not a single blade of grass had grown, and a loess cave stood three feet away from us.

Huai Yuanjun put away his usual smile, frowned and said: "I have already inquired carefully from the general who fought against Qiongqi, no matter how far Qiongqi is making trouble, at this time of day, he will definitely enter this place." In the cave, wait an hour before coming out."

Jiu Xiao said: "This is strange, could it be that there is a friend in it?"

Lord Huaiyuan said: "When it went out to do evil, some heavenly soldiers went in to investigate, but there was nothing in the cave, only a claw scratch on one wall, but we couldn't tell what it was."

A white silk flew out from Jiuxiao's sleeve, exuding a strange fragrance, and around the white silk there were still some beautiful little people who seemed to be absent.

This is probably Jiu Xiao's weapon, and she has never seen her use it before.

The folding fan in Huai Yuan's hand also turned into a shining golden sword with auspicious dragon patterns, and the clothes on his body turned into golden armor.

This Mr. Huai Yuan is really selfish, he covers himself to the point of being invulnerable, but he doesn't give Jiu Xiaobian and me a piece of armor to wear through.

Jiu Xiao drew a circle around me and said: "Sang'er stay within this circle and don't go out, I will meet such a poor man in the cave with Lord Huai Yuan!"

Seeing that I agreed, she and Huai Yuanjun flew towards the loess cave.

"One, two, three!" I turned around and said silently in my heart.

An ugly thing the size of a cow, shaped like a tiger, and covered in thorns flew towards me with two wings flashing.

I screamed "Ah~", stepped back a few steps and sat on the ground, out of the circle.Qiongqi grinned and rushed forward, before he touched me, Jiu Xiao immediately reacted and flew to me from three feet away.

She wrestled with Qiongqi, manipulated the white silk in her hand, and shook out a glittering ethereal little figure, as if countless petals were scattered, while the figure of the beauty in white clothes fluttered in the air, like a dancing girl flying in the sky.

I was a little crazy watching it for a while.

That Qiongqi beast didn't love to fight, and tried to jump over Jiuxiao several times and rushed towards me.At this time, Huai Yuanjun flew to join, and restrained Qiongqi beast together.

The Qiongqi beast flapped its wings and flew up a little, and then gathered enough strength to charge towards Huai Yuanjun. Huai Yuanjun dodged sideways and stabbed Qiongqi beast's neck with his sword. The hide of the ugly thing was like a copper wall and an iron wall. , Bounced Huai Yuanjun's sword with the person.

Jiu Xiao flew out of the white silk, and the beautiful little man on it wrapped the white silk around Qiongqi Beast's forelimbs, but Qiongqi Beast looked bulky, but was actually extremely dexterous. Ling slipped out, and then held Bai Ling down with her front paws, making Jiu Xiao unable to move.A few more mouthfuls of tearing, those beautiful little people turned into flying gold powder, floated into the air and disappeared.

In just a short time, Jiu Xiao's clothes were already in tatters, and several pieces of Huai Yuanjun's armor were torn off.

I moved a few steps in the direction where Mr. Huai Yuan was, Qiong Qi rushed forward suddenly, and knocked him out sideways.Seeing that ugly thing was about to pounce on me again, Jiu Xiao quickly flew out a white silk to wrap around me and threw it behind me.

The Qiongqi Beast roared wildly, flew straight into the sky, and attacked me from above.

Jiu Xiao was defenseless, so he could only shout hoarsely: "Sang'er, run away!"

Before I could react, the Qiongqi beast flew towards me as fast as lightning, and pressed its two thick claws on my shoulders.

The author has something to say: Huai Yuan: What did I do wrong?Why is everyone bullying me? !

Sonny: Who told you to let me eat vinegar for a long time!

Jiu Xiao: Who told you to hang around in front of Sonny all the time!

I've been a little busy recently, and the update time is not stable, please forgive me, I really hope that I can lie at home every day and wait for the money to drop from the sky~

(The previous description of Qiongqi’s appearance was a bit inaccurate. It has been revised. The mythical beast involved in the article borrowed the name and appearance of the strange beast from Shan Hai Jing. The specific character, deeds and character are purely fabricated. Just take a look, don’t take it too seriously)