Tea Ceremony Trouble

Lu Citang stood up and said straightforwardly, "Then I'll go out first."

Chu Fengci unconsciously grabbed Lu Citang's clothes and said, "Senior Lu?"

"It's okay." Lu Citang glanced at the doctor lightly, his eyes full of ridicule: "He dare not do anything to you."

The doctor was very upset, and took a pen to scribble on the data sheet. While drawing, he said impatiently: "Go away, go away."

Lu Citang got up, let out a "hum", stepped out of the door in a few steps, and slammed the door loudly.

Chu Fengci: "..." I always feel that there is a mysterious tacit understanding between Senior Lu and the doctor.

The doctor raised his head and squinted at Chu Fengci, as if he couldn't see clearly: "Height."

Chu Fengci hesitated for a while, then recalled Xia Shuaiqiu's height: "About 4cm."

Physician: "..."

His pen wrote a "4cm" on the paper, until he realized that something was wrong, the "m" dragged out a long tail, and the pen hit a point and turned into an ink dot that penetrated the paper.

You are like a retard!

The corner of the doctor's mouth twitched, he patted the table and said, "Your height! Don't tell me you are only 14cm tall?"

"..."

Do you need to ask the owner's height to check the pet?

"weight."

"40kg."

"Age? Favorite color? Household composition? Taste? Zodiac sign?"

"..." are you doing the seventh census orz

Over there, Lu Citang had already left the door, waiting boredly on the bench outside, his hands were empty, and he regretted not bringing the handsome ball out to enjoy his hands.

In the long corridor, there is a tall man oncoming. What doesn't match his strong body is that he looks very "spiritual", with his head resting on his head, and his back bent at an indescribable angle. , wandering over.

Lu Citang narrowed his eyes and stared at him very delicately.

The man walked up to Lu Citang and swung his fist very fiercely, facing Lu Citang's handsome face.

Lu Citang grabbed the swinging fist with one hand, squinted his eyes with a relaxed expression, grabbed a wrist and threw him straight out.

When the burly man fell to the ground, his muscles bounced very elastically, making a loud noise, which looked very funny.

The man hung his head weakly and coughed up blood, and calmly said: "Fuck 'you' mother."

Lu Citang squatted down with a fascinated and indifferent smile.Pulling the man's hair and forcing him to raise his head, revealing the blank face with only one mouth.

The sound insulation equipment in the hospital was not very good. Hearing the loud noise outside, Chu Fengci stood up with a frown and walked out without saying a word.

But he was dragged by the doctor's thigh: "Oh, don't go, don't go, the outside situation is good..." The doctor's face suddenly twitched strangely, looking very painful: "Your senior is bullying Gen. Zheng Miao Hong Empire, little Miao Miao, don't disturb his interest in torturing."

Chu Fengci: "..." Don't make trouble!My senior Lu is not a pervert.

The perverted Lu Citang over there was also frightened, and blurted out in shock: "My day, Jingshang, you came out to prowl before you were ready?"

The man without eyes, nose and ears grinned, his mouth was extremely big, with sharp teeth in his scarlet lips, and a cold light: "What can I do, this skin is left idle, I hesitate It took a long time to drag it out for use, what if you broke it lightly with your hand——Also, Lu Citang, why are you here when you have nothing to do?"

The faceless man in front of him is the same person as the incongruous doctor in the room, and even those doctors who help to carry the monster away are his clones.

Jing Shang, the most eccentric member of the corps, is more widely known as the number one beast master than his false name as a trainer.He has a violent and cruel temperament. It is said that he is an old man in his seventies and eighties with a wrinkled face and a fat belly. After all, considering the bad reputation of the beast master, this image is really in line with people's imagination.

What's more, when the first beast master appeared on the stage to present a certain golden award, he used this appearance—who the hell knew that there would be such a dying old man in a situation where young, handsome and beauties are generally long-lived? Fatty appears.

It's probably the hobbies of outsiders (bu).

False manipulation can control many inanimate and even living objects, and the controllable distance is theoretically infinite-but obviously the distance of ordinary people is limited to within a thousand meters.

Jing merchants opened up.

Not only that, but he is also a "heterogeneous", probably inheriting the talents of both the beast master and the virtual operator, and his multitasking ability has been brought to the extreme.

Through the distance of hundreds of millions of light years, he can control the skin body in front of him, and he can even miraculously control multiple people. It looks like "possession" and "smartness" are strangely harmonious, and he is often ridiculed as a "smart monster" .

This weird-tempered geek, his usual hobby is to lurk in the monster treatment center, watching the employers coldly, coaxing them to sign the "fee book" on the surface, but in essence it is drawn with talisman paper. The pattern, the "contract" that promises never to drive Warcraft again.

No matter what kind of monsters they want to contract in the future, even the lowest-level baby rabbits will only sweat profusely when they discover the final failure of the magic circle.

Everyone in the Corps discovered this bad taste that could not be revealed, and it has changed a lot since then-this Jing merchant can't tell, he is quite a good person.

Jing Shang offended someone when he was young, and was rescued by the captain with half his life.The captain, who was so pale and seemed to have lost all the blood in his body, lay in the cockpit and breathed weakly, which was shocking. For this reason, Jing Shang, who forcibly joined the Corps to "repay his favor" without saying a word, was naturally very unpopular.

He has a sullen personality and can't beat a fart with a stick. He has been inflexible with everyone in the Corps for a long time, until he discovered his hobby, and his temperament will change drastically once he is "smart". He loves to provoke and tease him.

(Of course, the reason for this is also known. The captain "made a little trick" to poach this guy here ==)

But the worst thing about Jing Shang is that he is actually a very cold person.

To Wu Sheyuan who joined the Corps last, his attitude can be said to be polite and rigid, even if nothing can be seen on the surface, Wu Sheyuan, who is big-hearted, can't feel any problem.But anyone who has eyes knows that there is a wall between them.

The whole corps was calling Fan Sanyan "Annoying Yan", and Fifth Sheyuan naturally followed suit.

The whole Corps is calling Jing Shang a "smart monster", and Fifth Sheyuan is still very respectful as "Senior Jing", which is probably where the gap lies.

Lu Citang was quite worried that the Jing merchants would not like to see Chu Fengci, and planned to pull him over for a walk in the end.Unexpectedly, it was Jing Shang who met Chu Fengci first than annoying Yan Yan.

...and it seems that I like it, at least the favorability is much higher than that of Wushi.

Lu Citang sighed with emotion, God did not obey people's wishes, and the most difficult bone was gnawed off in the hospital.

Across the wall, Jing Physician Shang has already opened the curtain of the medical room in the door, revealing the brand new medical equipment inside, and an examination room whose area is too large to meet the principles of design.

With a suspicious resentment on his face, the doctor twitched and said sadly: "If you don't say it, don't say it, I don't care..."

Chu Fengci folded her arms and looked at him calmly.The black pupils are very deep, and there is no cloudy and gloomy blindness at all. On the contrary, it is a bottomless abyss that can sink people into, adding two points of momentum to that still childish face.

Smelling the smell of disinfectant and medicinal agents in the air, instead of cumin powder and spicy incense, Chu Fengci still had a snack - he was afraid that the overweight and round lamb would be caught and roasted .

The huge machine is actually not bulky at all. It sticks out a small fixing ring to fix the handsome ball on a miniature detection board, and uses scanning rays to slowly sweep across its soft belly and small chrysanthemum.

At the beginning, Shuaiqiu was very afraid of such a cold instrument, and the feeling of his hands and feet being bound made him feel more threatened, and he ran away before he had an idea.I was made very comfortable by the scanner, especially the unscrupulous "baaaaaa".

Chu Fengci: "..." My sheep seems to be acting strangely.

When Dr. Jing took the handsome ball off, the ball of sheep had already softened into a puddle of mud, lying limply on the palm of his hand and refusing to get up.When he realized that he had been handed over to his master, he lazily licked his master's fingers to express his joy.

"Very healthy. I haven't seen such a healthy Shifang sheep for a long time... It's just too fat. I haven't seen a Shifang sheep with such a scary fat ratio for a long time."

Dr. Jing's eyes flashed brightly, and he looked very majestic.

Chu Fengci silently reflected and felt that it was time to lose weight for this lazy sheep.

Shuaiqiu is still acting cute in a daze, unaware of his useless future of innocence and coquettishness.

The main body was done, and Jingfen Wulianjing stood up resolutely and rejected Lu Citang's invitation to "Would you like to go to that house together?" He said very seriously: "The new monster's body The contract has not been cleared yet, and it is the time when the viciousness is extremely strong and there is no sense of security. I have to accompany and observe the situation. The kid over there has come out, you go and get him."

Lu Citang didn't care too much, and stood up with his pockets in his pocket: "You really can't stop for a day, and you are the one who can be busy..."

"Lu Citang."

Jing Shang suddenly called out.

"Huh?" Lu Citang raised his eyebrows.

"Did you tell him something on purpose?"

This "he" refers to Chu Fengci. After all, Jing Shang has a strange temper and is easily stepped on by others.It is really surprising that Chu Fengci perfectly avoided all the bombing points, and didn't know the existence of "Jingshang".

"Do I have this ability? If I had this ability, you and Fifth Love would have been brothers and sisters—wait a minute," Lu Citang suddenly stopped, rubbed his chin, and smiled strangely: "Your favorability value is correct. Could the brushing method be caring for small animals or something... Ha, Jingfen blames you for having a girlish heart, can't you see that you are quite emotional and sensitive?"

Jing Shang: "..." His ears turned red, and he left without looking back.

Probably due to professional reasons, Jing Shang has lived for hundreds of years and has come into contact with fierce men one at a time. It is common for him to drink hot blood at the edge of a knife, leaving his crystal-clear heart nowhere to rest.

Among them, the fifth sheyuan was extremely bloodthirsty, and he didn't blink his eyes when he slaughtered a strange beast in a wasteland, so it's no wonder that the two seemed to be insulated.

Inexplicably, Chu Fengci, who was characterized as caring and soft, was walking out with a handsome ball.

And Lu Citang shrugged, walked helplessly to the medical room and opened the door.

So before Chu Fengci reached the doorknob, he heard Lu Citang's voice in front of him: "Ah, you did a good job."

Chu Fengci: "...??"