Tea Ceremony Trouble

My senior and good friend seem to want to compete with me, feed my future partner in front of me, and behave intimately, what should I do?Waiting online is extremely urgent.

First floor: Hehe, the landlord thinks he is unlucky.If you have a scheming girl best friend, don't think about Ansheng in the future.

Second floor: Why do I feel that seniors/friends are trying to attract the attention of the poster? XD After all, they just feed and do nothing else, maybe they like the poster and want to stimulate the poster~

Third floor: Your friend feeds your partner and your partner eats it?Has he/she ever thought about your feelings? I didn't say that, the host should be careful.

Fourth floor: If you are in a hurry, you still come to brush your inner theater! !Hurry up and add food, and strive to catch up from behind, okay?

After a fierce inner struggle, Fifth Sheyuan removed the pair of chopsticks to pick up vegetables for Chu Fengci, vowing to suppress Lu Citang.

Lu Citang blinked, as if he was very happy, there was a kind of complacency in those eyes, with a flash of cunning.

Chu Fengci was fed a mouthful of "lingering love". After chewing twice, she felt something was wrong... Maybe it was the taste of the small intestine 0.0?

Born in a heaven/dynasty that eats everything, Chu Fengci is not as disgusted with offal as foreign friends, but he rarely eats it.After being fed such a mouthful, the taste is delicate and delicious, and there is a fresh smell of spices in the mouth. This kind of spices is something that Chu Fengci has never tasted, but it is very good for removing fishy smell from the small intestine.

Lu Citang picked up another chopstick "Shanxianqiusheng" and put it into the Chu Feng porcelain bowl. Wu Sheyuan felt a little strange looking at the strange shape, and a strange feeling floated in his heart, but presumably Lu Citang's predecessors did not. If it hurts someone, just let him go.

Chu Fengci scooped up a mouthful of Shan Xianqiu Sheng with a spoon (...) and put it in his mouth. It was a fried and crispy feeling, but the oil was overflowing but it was very refreshing. Two completely different delicacies filled his mouth.However, this taste seems to be fried insect pupae ==?

Cough cough... As a person of heaven/chao, Chu Fengci has of course tasted this special delicacy of heaven/chao.

He was a bit strange, he didn't expect to be able to taste this kind of special local food on earth here, it seems that there are a lot of cultures in the interstellar, and the food is naturally refined and miscellaneous.

But he didn't know that the special food of Yunshi Restaurant ordered by Lu Citang was regarded as a scourge by many people, few people dared to try it, and it was still a part of the "courage contest".

When Lu Citang was negotiating with other star clusters before, the other party entertained him with such a table of "food". Lu Citang was very personable, and under the introduction full of malice by the other party, he quietly tasted it. He also appropriately expressed "I have been looking forward to this special food for a long time", which made the other party very upset and deeply depressed.

As a result, Lu Citang vomited as soon as he went back, thinking of those disgusting ingredients, such as insects, internal organs, fish skin... tears came out of his mouth.

The captain asked him very gently: "What's the matter, did they give you medicine?"

Lu Citang felt that he was exhausted from vomiting, and tremblingly stretched out his hand to grab the corner of the captain's clothes, and said angrily, "...I was fed a mouthful of shit..."

Even the captain was shocked.

The teammates who were doing various things without any love from their companions stopped and looked at him with sorrow.Time became viscous for a moment, and everyone's movements became extremely exaggerated and turned into slow motion, as if time and space were frozen.

Afterwards, the popular meme of the Corps was: "Senior Lu, have you fucked today?"

To be honest, the psychological shadow on Lu Citang that time was really too great, he couldn't be reconciled!I ate it a few more times, and slowly overcame the resistance in my heart... What should I do with chewing qaq, it tastes so delicious, why do I think it is even more delicious than those monster meat, the taste is mellow, oily but not greasy, very refreshing... Lu Citang is completely in love with this special delicacy!

Because Lu Citang was in charge of logistics, he secretly wanted to make everyone in the Corps like this unique delicacy, so he mixed private goods into the food.

When I ate it for the first time, the internal situation of the corps was indeed very tragic, with corpses scattered all over the field, and the body of the soul out of the body can be seen everywhere.

Only the captain kept a perfect smile, seemed very interested, and talked to him a few words about how to clean up this special delicacy. Lu Citang, who was discussing the discussion, was in high spirits. "I'm already a useless fish" look.

In fact, the captain is not sensitive to this kind of delicacy, but he is very happy to see the team members suffer, and thinks that Lu Citang is only going back for "revenge".So he acquiesced to Lu Citang's behavior.

——It wasn't until this happened a few times that the captain realized it.

Lu Citang was not out for revenge.

He is sincere, heart, passionate, and wants to popularize food civilization like science =口=

Looking at the members of the corps who are used to lying dead every day, in order not to spread the news that "a certain corps abused the members of the corps, the members fled collectively in misery, and all members are now missing. Is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality? Please pay attention..." For this kind of big ♂♂♂ news, the captain smiled and pulled Lu Citang out to beat him up, and then gently raised his opinion: "See if the food in the Corps needs to be improved."

Lu Citang nodded with tears in his eyes, showing humiliation, and finally did not dare to add private goods to the Corps' food.

However, it has been a long time since Wu Sheyuan joined the Corps, so Lu Citang's youthful heart of love, food, and food began to stir again. Although the captain is still lustful, he is bullying Fifth Sheyuan joined the team late, and Lu Citang felt that he could still work harder.

Using the order of "revenge" to spread the cult ideology, Lu Citang is used to doing this, and he is already a veteran.

For example, dressing taste, or food taste, although they have other reputations, they still can't help curling their lips when they are disgusted.

The two of them cooperated very well this time, so Lu Citang's propaganda became more and more active.

Fifth Sheyuan, although he devoted himself to picking up vegetables for Chu Fengci and quietly "competing" with his seniors, he still tasted a few mouthfuls and felt that the taste of the entrance was very unique, with a unique fragrance. The processed Warcraft meat is more delicate and chewy, some are crispy and some are soft.

Fifth Sheyuan is not good at eating, but he has a good family background.

He has tasted all the rare delicacies in the sky and the earth in the interstellar world, but he has never tasted this kind of food (no one dares to give it to him==), so he can only think that it is the reason why Lu Citang took medicine to nourish him.

At first, he ate a few mouthfuls carelessly, but later he tasted it carefully. During the period, he did not forget to pick out the delicious food with his chopsticks and feed it to Chu Fengci.

If at first it was to "compete for favor" with Lu Citang, but later it was just subconsciously sharing what he thought was good with Chu Fengci.Seeing his puffy cheeks, I actually feel... very satisfied.

I really want to be a son...

With bright eyes, Lu Citang asked Fifth Sheyuan and Chu Fengci expectantly, "How's the taste?"

The fifth Sheyuan only paused in the action of choosing food, and said lightly: "It's okay."

After all, he has tasted many delicacies, and even tasted six of the top seven interstellar delicacies (they are both rare and expensive ==), including the most expensive meat in the interstellar "star keel", and the rarest fruit "Elf fruit", so although the taste of this table meal is novel, it is only at the level of "fair".

Lu Citang's expression was strangely satisfied.

Chu Fengci clearly described the texture and taste, discussed how to maintain the most delicious taste of the ingredients and the best cooking method, and pointed out some deficiencies in these dishes.

"The deep-fried ones are a bit greasy. Coat them with a layer of flour... mixed with vegetable oil, the taste will be better. Well, you can also add some dipping sauce, and it seems to be good with some fresh vinegar..."

"The taste of this dish is very good. The meat is very tender. If you guessed correctly, it is probably a transparent white flake. I like the sweet and sour sauce on the outside, but it covers up the freshness of the meat. , try it without the sauce, the meat itself tastes great."

"The best taste is this 'watching the tide', the gravy contains the fragrance of vegetables..."

Chu Fengci's eloquence gave Lu Citang a feeling of "a thousand cups of wine is less than a bosom friend". Although he couldn't understand many terms Chu Fengci said, he seemed to be back talking about life physiology with the captain. When (beautiful) thinking about (eating), suddenly a thousand years of loneliness (...) rushed over his face, making him cry, as if he had returned to such a simple past...

Although the captain beat him up afterwards.

But Chu Fengci couldn't beat him hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lu Citang was immersed in the pleasure of growing the sect/clique, and deftly poured another bowl of Furong Xushui soup for Chu Fengci.