The strongest BUG in the entertainment industry

Although it was just a joke, this incident also gave Shen Ban inspiration, yes, the sudden loss of the ability to listen, for ordinary people, it is despair, no matter how strong a person is, it is not an exaggeration to cry, after all, I will never hear again, maybe I will never speak again, deaf-mute, deaf-mute, they always talk together.

In the latest filming, Shen Ban gradually immerses himself in the plot. He closes his eyes and tells himself that he is the guy who is about to pursue his dream but suddenly encounters bad luck. Opening his eyes, he saw tears in the corners of his parents' eyes, opening and closing their mouths in surprise. He saw the doctors rushing in, and the medical instruments were flickering. He blinked, but he couldn't hear anything.

He wanted to speak, and he seemed to have said it, but he didn't hear it, but saw his parents stop and keep opening and closing their mouths.

"Why don't you talk? Why are you so quiet? Ah? Didn't I speak? Didn't hear."

Although the parents intend to hide it, there is basically no need to hide it until now. They told the hero that you can't hear it, and they don't know if you were shocked. The hero didn't show any expression or even move until the dead of night. There was a depressive cry from the ward. The director did not directly use the image of Shen Ban crying, but only used the sound of Shen Ban crying. His parents and two friends sat in front of the ward, listening to his hoarse crying. sound, silence.

The tone of a movie that is all about sadness is not the style of the director, so this shot is only ten seconds long, and after another turn, the time is when the male lead is discharged from the hospital. Lian Xiuran came out, with tears still on his face, and walked over, jokingly said, "Ah, are you really crying? Didn't you find a substitute?"

"Ah?" Before wiping away the tears on Shen Ban's eyelashes, he asked blankly, "Is there such a thing as crying?"

"I'm just kidding." Lian Xiuran laughed loudly, "How about it, do you feel much better?"

Shen Ban curled the corners of his mouth, but didn't laugh, "Not really."

However, most of the time, the bigger the production of the movie, the more moths are produced. No one thought that someone in this crew would secretly shoot the video, and even just this scene.

"Shock!The well-known film star Lian Xiuran actually admitted to crying instead? " is such a shocking title that aroused everyone's curiosity. There are only a few seconds in it, and that is the two sentences of Shen Ban and Lian Xiuran.

Shen Ban and Lian Xiuran were sitting in the director's room, watching the video, the director scratched his hair worryingly, and even Xiuran's face was darkened, Shen Ban looked at this and that, "This, it's none of my business Bar."

"Although I don't care about your business, you are the main participant." The director nodded solemnly, "After all, it was what you and Lian Xiuran said."

"Are these people sick?" Lian Xiuran was very angry, this damned thing only looked at the superficial public opinion.

"Actually, just explain and post the full video. It's easy to clarify. Isn't there monitoring? It's easy to arrest people, and this normal person who is crying for something is just a joke. This person is really stupid. .” After taking a sip of water calmly, he saw the director and Lian Xiuran squinting at him.

"What...what are you doing?" Shen Ban hastily put down the cup.

"You go and explain." Lian Xiuran continued to look at him, "Don't refuse, after all, your Weibo is always grassy, ​​and a sudden blog will definitely cause a sensation, and the credibility will be stronger."

"I think so too." The director nodded, "So, please, Shen Ban."

Just like that, he stuffed the USB flash drive with the full video into Shen Ban's hand, and pushed him out. Shen Ban watched blankly as the door closed in front of him with a click, with question marks all over his face, "Hey, can I If you don't agree, don't ignore me, even the Best Actor, you are the one involved, why should I explain to you?"

In the room, the director and Lian Xiuran looked at each other and showed a gentle smile at the same time.

Lian Xiuran: "Hehe, you dare to send me a piece of public opinion news at this time."

Director: "Hehe, are you declaring war on me by including such a person in my movie?"

So the two began to check the nearby camera images, including the camera plots they had seen before.

But what they didn't expect was that the status quo of the outside world was not at all the same as they thought.

When the video first came out, the comments were like this.

'Ah, there is actually someone crying for such a thing? ''You need a substitute for crying, such a rubbish? ''Get out of the showbiz for crying'' I was wrong, Lian Xiuran got out of the showbiz' 'I still don't believe there is such a thing as crying for' This is when Lian Xiuran and the director saw the video, But gradually, something strange got mixed in.

'Ahem, don't you think that Shen Ban's eyes are full of tears, and the pear blossoms are raining, really...beautiful? ''If you don't tell me, I haven't noticed it yet. Once you said it, I went back and paused to watch it for half an hour! ''My brother asked me who this is, it looks so good crying' 'My mother asked me why I knelt on the ground and licked the screen' 'As expected of a male god...'

Then it was completely distorted. In an instant, all the bullet screens on the video were taken over by the face control party. Various screenshots were spread all over the world. A new emoticon package appeared. In the mouths of netizens, This is the greatest meme in the world.

'What?what else do you want?Is the beauty of the prosperous age not enough? 'This is the matching word above. After Shen Ban connected to the Internet, he was deeply impressed by the skills of this group of netizens. How did he cultivate the ability to make everything into emojis!

But these were not enough, Shen Ban quietly posted the obtained video on Weibo.

Shen Ban: I heard that even the actor was framed and had a crying substitute. I laughed secretly behind my back and was caught by him, so I was ordered to explain it. Okay, I will explain it. How could there be such a thing as a crying substitute? In addition, the video is not complete, the complete one is below, and, have you put all your skill points on the emoticons?

The comments on Weibo were just as Shen Ban thought, except for some people grabbing buildings at the beginning, they kept saying 'Grandma, the star you follow finally posted a blog', the rest were just laughing and teasing, they It's not like the actor of Xinlian has a crying substitute. Obviously, all they care about is Shen Ban's beauty in a prosperous age. They cry so beautifully. When will they cry again?

With a helpless sigh, cry again, don't, it's not being forced to a desperate situation, crying a fart.

When I went back, I was surprised to find that all the things that should be solved have been solved. I also found the person who took the picture and posted the video. It was a person who played a role. It is said that it was because I felt that I had no chance to play a role well. And vengeful.

Lian Xiuran looked at Shen Ban, and when he didn't realize it, he suddenly attacked from behind and hugged him, Shen Ban turned around in surprise, so he had no chance to reflexively punch him.

"Okay you, one of my negative public opinions can't keep up with your face, hurry up, cry again and show me." Lian Xiuran poked Shen Ban's face, "Let me take a picture, as a welfare hair Give me fans."

"No way." Shen Ban broke free from Lian Xiuran's confinement, hurriedly left this place, and ran to a farther place to avoid Lian Xiuran. With a serious look, he even secretly asked the photographer behind him to take a picture of this section.

Of course, although I told them this, neither of them paid much attention to it, or rather they didn't listen at all, so when the two of them saw the existence of the cp called Turtledove, they were very at a loss.

"Why the turtledove? It's unreasonable, let's forget about the turtledove, what the hell is a turtledove?" Shen Ban and Lian Xiuran sat together and said suspiciously.

"That's right, aren't you and your manager the orthodox cp?" Lian Xiuran nodded, "But they said that the turtle dove's dove and Xiu are homonyms... Where is the homonym? Is this considered a forced homophony?"

Shen Ban glanced at Lian Xiuran, "Maybe your fans changed your name for you."

"Oh, okay." Lian Xiuran said casually, "Forget it, anyway, it's all about me, there are eight cps instead of ten, it's a small matter."

He didn't care about his CP number that Lian Xiuran said, what he cared about was what Lian Xiuran said just now, "Xie Lun and I are orthodox CP? Why?"

Of course, these are all off-topic, all kinds of CP users also know that this is all fake, and they are YY, but there are always some people who regard illusion as reality and non-existence as reality, for example, there are such A few people, who called themselves each of him and his guardians, actually regarded Shen Ban and Lian Xiuran as real couples, and began to attack Shen Ban's other CP fans in large numbers, including Xie Lun, even his Weibo has fallen.

When this incident happened, everyone was still filming, and when they knew about it, they were already out of control. The actors patted Shen Ban's shoulder sympathetically, "Oh, the harem is on fire. A boat, it’s not good, it’s not good.”

Shen Ban looked at the crowd with a look of bewilderment, "Don't worry everyone, there are more than ten or twenty boats with the Yingdi Tower."

"It means that people can manage the harem well." Everyone teased the next conclusion, not taking it seriously at all.

Xie Lun from afar saw this Weibo, shook his head after reading it, and sighed, "Why do you keep posting such good things that people don't know what to say? I thought you were secretly in love, Secretly cheating again."

"What? Shen Ban is in love? And cheating?" Cai Rong didn't hear clearly.

"No." Xie Lun shook his head and turned off his phone, "He was pinched by fans on the Internet."

"Huh?" Cairong was at a loss, "Aren't you one of his CPs? Did they pinch you?"

Xie Lun patted his head, "Don't make fun of me, go back to practice singing, this is only one chance, don't think about other things except this, when you become famous, you can pinch as many CPs as you want a cp."

Picking cashmere continues to be at a loss, huh?She seems to have a lot of CP to pinch now?No, no, how could this be pinched?But pinching the word cp is so easy to say.

The author has something to say: The inconsistency of the previous chapter has been slightly fixed, and everyone knows it, so you don’t need to read it again. Well, the lights have improved a lot, but you still need to hang the water for the New Year’s Eve Yes, there will be no more holidays, so happy.