An actor who cannot become an Internet celebrity is not a good priest

In the evening in mid-July, it was not only sultry, but also very noisy.

At Yaocheng Police Station, it was already past the off-duty time, and everyone who had to leave had left. Li Yigang, who was on duty for his colleagues, had finished arguing with his girlfriend, and was being annoyed by the cicadas who had been arguing outside all day, and his temper was completely down. No, he was gnawing chicken legs with a black face as if venting his anger.

"Hi, I'm new here, where is the PIO going?"

PIO?Supernatural Investigation Office?

Li Yi remembered that since the previous chief had hanged himself there, that department had been completely abandoned.Isn't this teasing him?

He gnawed on the chicken leg for a moment, and opened his mouth impatiently, wanting to get people to fuck off, but just as he saw the face of the person coming, his greasy mouth opened and then closed.

This man is tall and slender, with strong facial features, high nose bridge, sword eyebrows, dark pupils, the tails of his eyes are slightly raised, and he is smoking a cigarette that is burning to the end. It's not easy to mess with at first glance.

The fierce and handsome face of the visitor gave Li Yi a shock, and his temper immediately dropped. Then he remembered that he is a public official and should not bring his personal emotions to work. He should always keep smiling when facing the crowd. So he politely twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Sorry, comrade, did you make a mistake somewhere? PIO has been abolished for three years."

"Abandoned Ministry?" The man took down his cigarette, brushed his hair irritably, took out a crumpled piece of paper from his trouser pocket, and handed it to Li Yi, "This is the employment notice I received, please help me." Implement it."

Li Yi took it over and took a look, and it was clearly written in black and white: "Comrade Lu Yuyang, congratulations on passing various assessments and becoming a member of the PIO of the Yaocheng Police Station. Please go through the entry procedures with the corresponding materials on July 7 and serve as the chief long job."

After repeatedly confirming that the red seal on the notice was indeed from the police station, Li Yi was completely puzzled, so he could only pick up the phone and told Lu Yuyang that he would confirm with the relevant department.Lu Yuyang nodded, turned around and walked to the plastic chair by the door to sit down.

Li Yi on this side dialed the number of the Personnel Department, and the other side said that there was such a person coming to join the job today, and told him not to ask too many questions, and just take him to the PIO.

Li Yi was taken aback, glanced at Lu Yuyang, and said in a low voice: "There is no one in the PIO, why bring people in? To suck ashes?"

"Just follow the orders from above. Don't forget where the PIO is, and this person is the director as soon as he joins the job. He is definitely not ordinary. Give him the key and show him the way. Don't worry about it." After finishing speaking, The other party hung up the phone, obviously not wanting to say more.

Li Yi held the phone and hesitated for a while, then looked at the man who was leaning against the wall with his hands in his pockets and closed his eyes, feigning sleep.

With dark eyes, impatience all over his face, "Don't be pushy" written all over his body.

Li Yi is not someone who likes to have a hot face and a cold ass, so it is better to have one thing more than one thing less. He rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find the PIO key, looked at the completely dark sky, got up and walked in front of Lu Yuyang, pointed to the depths of the corridor and said: " Go all the way to the end, turn right and go down to the door directly opposite the stairs."

Seeing that he had no intention of leading the way, Lu Yuyang took the key in his hand, thanked him, and walked into the dark corridor alone.

Seeing Lu Yuyang's figure quickly buried in the darkness, Li Yi remembered to turn on the lights in the corridor for him, but the switch here could only turn on the two nearest lights, and it was still dark when he walked in.He saw a white light shining in front of Lu Yuyang, and guessed that he turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, so he didn't bother, went back to the table and sat down, looked at the unfinished box lunch, picked up the chopsticks but lost his appetite.

Shouldn't it be better to persuade people to come back tomorrow during the day?

Forget it, that place is just a bit gloomy, and it's nothing. I guess this person just came to visit before going to work, and he'll leave soon, and he'll be fine.

***

The moment the key was inserted into the keyhole, Lu Yuyang's cell phone ran out of battery, and after another "beep", it automatically shut down. It was really hard for him to hold on for two days. Lu Yuyang stuffed the cell phone into his pocket, turned the key and pushed it away. He opened the long-closed door in front of him.

The damp breath mixed with the strange smell that has been closed all year round rushed towards the face, and there was no light around it, as if it had fallen into boundless darkness.Lu Yuyang took two steps inside in the dark, and raised his hand to feel for the light switch on the wall. Fortunately, he quickly touched the plastic shell on the edge of the switch. After a sharp pause, he squeezed subconsciously. The thick and wide palm was clearly a man's hand.

anyone?

Just as Lu Yuyang was about to grab hold of it, that hand was suddenly withdrawn from his palm. Without much thought, he quickly raised the other hand to reach forward, but he only grabbed the air in the vast darkness.

There was silence for five seconds, only the sound of his own gentle breathing in the darkness.

The one just now was not a human being.

The light turned on with a "click", and Lu Yuyang squinted his eyes and scanned around the empty office. There was nothing but dust and documents sealed in glass cabinets.

He raised his eyebrows imperceptibly, walked straight to the desk with no change in expression, put down the information bag in his hand, slowly tore off the cobwebs in the gap, and suddenly stretched out his hand with a "crash" and pulled it away. The curtain behind the desk.

It was dark outside the window, and under the illumination of the indoor light, the glass window reflected Lu Yuyang's calm face, and another face protruding from his shoulder staring at his profile.

This is a middle-aged male ghost. If one ignores the inexplicable gaze shot from those pupilless eyes, this ghost looks quite serious, neither fat nor bald. Share justice, presumably must have been a decent person during his lifetime, judging from the deep strangle marks left on his neck, [-]/[-] out of [-] is the former director of the PIO who hanged himself here three years ago.

Lu Yuyang only glanced at that guy the moment he opened the curtains, although he was mentally prepared, his pupils trembled slightly the moment they met.

Although the former director didn't seem to have obvious malice, Lu Yuyang's scalp was still numb from his staring, and he was about to habitually pretend not to see it, when the former director suddenly stretched his head and blew a long breath of cold air at his neck, "Stop pretending, I know you can see it."

Hearing this, Lu Yuyang slowly turned his gaze back and met the eyes in the window. A stiff but sincere smile suddenly appeared on the dull face of the former director: "Little comrade, do you know? Everyone who comes here, I will That's what it said, and you, the only one who responded."

Lu Yuyang, who was caught by this ghost trick, laughed on the spot. He thought that after so many years of experience, he could already master the skill of "turning a blind eye".

His tense face relaxed after being kicked out by the old lady for two days to spread the word for the old man. He turned to face the former director, nodded politely, and asked with a smile, "What do you need from me?"

The former director patted him on the shoulder: "I have been waiting for the three years that PIO has been abandoned, waiting for someone to support it. Mrs. Lu didn't lie to me, she sent you here, I can finally feel at ease .”

Hearing the words of the former director, Lu Yuyang's eyes flashed with surprise. It was indeed the old lady's arrangement that he came here, but he didn't investigate the reason in detail, but the words of the former director combined with the nature of PIO's work made Lu Yuyang feel a little bit nervous. Guessing, he looked at Director Qian with three points of contempt: "Are you working for the Lu family?"

The former director rolled his eyes but could keenly notice the change in Lu Yuyang's eyes. He smiled and shook his head: "No, I do things for the people."

Of course, the Lu family also belonged to the category of the people, so his words seemed ambiguous, and this Tai Chi fight was quite grandiose.

Seeing that Lu Yuyang might have misunderstood, the former director explained: "I know a little about the affairs of the Lu family, only limited to being the head of the family as a ghost in the Yang world, and PIO is the Supernatural Investigation Office. The two have a lot in common. , you work for the ghost world, we work for the human world, you need to catch the evil spirits, we need to find a place to punish the caught evil spirits, your Lu family and my PIO have no real interest disputes, just take their own We need to help each other.”

Lu Yuyang easily accepted the ex-director's explanation. After all, this man had a frank face, and the words "loyalty" and "righteousness" exuded in his gestures were too dazzling. He couldn't trade such a person with power and money. connect together.

"You are the new head of the Lu family, right?" The former chief sized Lu Yuyang up and down, his tone very sure, "I met your father, you..."

Lu Yuyang originally thought that he would say that he and his father were completely different except for their looks, but unexpectedly he said "very similar"?

Heh, this is really the biggest joke Lu Yuyang has ever heard when he grew up. He said that he and his father are "very similar"!The former director probably only met his father on the news, right?How could the father who is too good, full of elite style, and polite on any occasion be "similar" to this sloppy, out-of-shape little bastard?

"On the surface, I am submissive, but in my bones, there is resistance." The former director narrowed his eyes, and fixedly stared at Lu Yuyang with terrifying whites, "Little comrade, this rebellious bone is not a good thing."

Lu Yuyang smiled disapprovingly: "How do you say that?"

"We deal with ghosts, and we are always concerned by the evil hidden in the dark corners. Apart from outlaws, there are more ghosts who rush out at any time to deliberately revenge. Your father's reluctance to take over the job directly led to the accident that year. It even implicates everyone in the PIO."

Lu Yuyang's smile froze on his face, and the five fingers hanging by his side slowly tightened: "PIO was abolished three years ago, and my father died ten years ago. Has this implicated filament circled the earth for several weeks?"

The former chief had expected that Lu Yuyang would say this, he took two steps with his hands behind his back, sighed, and said, "The head of the Lu family has a mysterious power. As ghost messengers, you are the biggest fear of evil spirits in the Yang world. Because Your father's resistance, that evil ghost took advantage of the situation and killed him back then, he died, you were still young, old man Lu had endured for so many years, just three days ago when old man Lu was seriously ill and fell into a coma, That evil spirit repeated its tricks, and my subordinates were all in the same car, and they all died."

how about you?Think you can't escape the blame and hang yourself here?Push this mess on me?

Lu Yuyang pursed his lips, swallowed the words welling up in his throat, and instead chewed up what the former director said bit by bit before digesting them in his stomach. He quickly understood what the former director said to him, and The reason why the old lady tried to send herself here was clearly and secretly—they conspired to let Lu Yuyang hold two jobs at the same time, taking on the shoulders of working for people and working for ghosts. The so-called killing two birds with one stone and killing two birds with one stone is really a hit A good abacus!

"I know what you're thinking, your eyes are exactly the same as your father's back then." The former director pulled up his chapped black lips and smiled meaningfully, "It's all here, do you think there is still a choice?"

Lu Yuyang was still thinking about saying a few words, haha, let's get over it first, then suddenly, there was a soft "click", and the lock on the window opened automatically, and then a palm was pressed on the glass from the outside, and the window was slowly pushed open. .Then, that hand stretched into the window little by little, broke through the darkness, and was exposed in front of Lu Yuyang's eyes.

Neatly manicured nails, slender fingers with well-defined joints, fair arms...

A faint lavender smell that seems to come from the dark wind from the depths of hell, mixed with patchouli and spices, if I remember correctly, this perfume of GUCCI is called "Sin Love", which was once owned by Lu Yuyang The favorite of a college male classmate who likes to wear pink shirts, that male classmate always pesters him, getting more aggressive when he is aggressive, circling him like flowers and butterflies every day, he is very familiar with this smell.

Then look at the monstrous-looking man floating in from the window, dressed in a neatly pressed white suit, with a small light pink bow tie around his neck, and just looking at him, Zhongxiang's silky silver-white long hair is braided into twists and hangs down on his neck. On the chest, judging from the ridiculously white complexion and the silent figure on the ground, it can't be compared to a living person.

Lu Yuyang raised his right eyebrow lightly, putting aside whether he was alive or not, he was a flirt anyway.

I saw Saobao pinching the orchid finger to pick up the information bag Lu Yuyang put on the table, his peach eyes swept over, his gaze fell on Lu Yuyang's face, and he handed a black business card between his two fingers, speaking with a male and female voice. Indistinguishable femininity: "Mr. Lu, I have confirmed receipt of the entry materials. This is my contact information. I don't accept any interruptions in my personal time, except confession."

Lu Yuyang looked at the three bronzing words "Xie Bi'an" on the business card, the corners of his eyes twitched, this flirt was actually Bai Wuchang!

"The term of office is ten years, and the personal files will be returned at that time. This is prostitution... Ah bah, the contract will take effect immediately after pressing the fingerprint." Bai Wuchang put the contract on the table as he said.

The contract was written in Xiaozhuan, and Lu Yuyang couldn't understand half a word: "Why do you have to sign a contract with the local government when you join the PIO?"

"PIO is also a regular department of the local government now. How can you get double salary if you don't sign a contract? Don't you want the welfare of the local government? Why do you have so many problems, you poor bastard?" , at the end, nodded at him with satisfaction, "I've said it all, you have no choice."

Lu Yuyang: "..."

This also brings about strong buying and strong selling. Is it upright?

But the former Director was right, he was poor and white, and his status as a ghost messenger in the Yang Realm was only to pay off the debts of the Lu family, so there was no way he would be paid, let alone benefits, but if he signed this contract, he would be a public official in the underworld. Not only has the government salary but also an extra share from the underworld, he really has no better choice.

"What is the welfare of the underworld?"

Bai Wuchang shook the hand holding the contract, and looked at Lu Yuyang very delicately: "You... that's what you want?"

"I'll just ask." Bai Wuchang's reaction was obviously wrong, Lu Yuyang reined in and changed the subject, "By the way, would Lord Hades mind opening a few more mouths?"

After all, he is the only PIO, and the bare commander is too lonely now.

Bai Wuchang blinked, understood the meaning of his words, and said with a light smile: "Your Excellency said, you can do whatever you want, we are not short of money."

Lu Yuyang smiled softly: "That's good."

"If there are no other questions, I will take Director Liu and leave first." Bai Wuchang jumped on the window, remembered something, and turned to wink at Lu Yuyang, "I almost forgot, say hello to the general for me."

This reminded Lu Yuyang, he hurriedly asked: "Which general? Where is he?"

Bai Wuchang looked at him inexplicably: "Of course it's my General Chu! Isn't he on your body?"