The king of the entertainment circle
Chapter 46
However, Chi Zhou never had Yan Yi call to stop him.
Zhu Yiyi's fans didn't stop, swearing and swearing.
Everyone's mouths were filled with excrement, almost digging out the ancestral grave of Zu Xuan's family.
As early as the first time Zu Xuan fought against Zhu Yiyi, she had already turned off Weibo comments.
After all, she is a girl, and her psychological endurance is incomparable to that of a rough guy like Yanyi, and she will feel uncomfortable for a long time when she hears one or two bad words.
Even days, months can not get out.
But these netizens have a way!
They run the hot search Weibo underground, and run the media and marketing accounts.
Or go directly to a studio or an agent.
In fact, only those who have experienced it know how lethal the Internet language is.
And those who hold the keyboard to fear that the world will not be chaotic, or those who focus on cursing people for fun, to gain attention and increase fans, they will not feel a little bit ashamed even if they scold people to death.
Because of their kind, in the eyes of many people who have been injured because of this, they can no longer be called human beings.
People can't do this kind of thing, and they can't swear such extremely vicious words!
Yanyi thinks that he is not a saint, and he can't do it.
Why don't you scold me for a try, if you want to get used to you, my surname will not be Yan!
So he was holding the phone, his hands were fast, and the knife was still accurate. He didn't need fans to leave the stage, and he could beat them in a row by himself!
It's over, I'm comfortable, and when Mingjin withdraws, I don't forget to make a summary at the end:
A mad dog that bites people after eating shit looks like a mad dog to everyone!
On the other side, Hao Zhengqing was so tired that he didn't want to talk when he watched the mushroom cloud exploded on the Internet and turned into a mess.
He called Zhu Yiyi's manager directly.
Why, maybe you used my artist as a springboard, turned around and let someone burn the springboard with a torch, so I can't talk to your manager about reasoning?
Agents can also make appointments!
By the next morning, the enemy had been scolded and retreated, and Chizhou's call came.
He received a message from Hao Zhengqing yesterday, and he had been filming for a long time, so he didn't reply.
Of course, the more reason is that Mr. Chi thinks the cursing Mr. Yan is cute.
Let Bai Shao know first.
Yan Yi just woke up.
The two kittens are much older now, and they know how to crawl out of the bed, and they jumped out of the cat's nest and burrowed into his quilt.
The fluffy hair brushed across his face, making him sneezed before he was still confused.
On the other end of the phone, Chi Zhou: "What's wrong? Have a cold?"
"No, cat hair is in the nostril."
Yanyi turned on the speaker of the mobile phone, put it on the bedside, and picked up the two cubs one by one.
The little boy drooped his limbs in an instant, and he was so obedient.
"You don't know how annoying these two little things are now, here, let me hear it!"
As Yanyi said, he pinched the back of their necks and swung in the air, scaring the kittens with their tails between their legs and meowing.
Chi Zhou just laughed, "It seems that the voice has changed a bit."
Yan Yi: "How old are they? It wouldn't be normal if they don't change."
Yanyi played for a while again, "Hey, why do you feel unhurried today, and there is no one around. There is no show in the morning?"
Chi Zhou: "Yes, I'm waiting."
He asked Yanyi: "Apart from asking me if I'm busy, don't you have anything else to say to me?"
Yan Yi was stunned for a moment, thinking that Chi Zhou had heard something in Tokyo.
Cautiously asked: "What are the other words?"
"that is……"
Chi Zhou wanted to ask about things on the Internet, but when the words came to his lips, he didn't want to ask anymore.
If Teacher Yan wanted to say something, he would have said it earlier.
He was silent for a while, then said, "Miss me?"
A particularly pleasant voice, deep and magnetic, with a morning hoarseness, came out of the cold external speaker, making people's bones crisp.
Yanyi's ears turned red instantly.
But he still hugged the cat and said firmly: "I think what can you do, I can't see you again!"
On the other end, Chi Zhou curled his lower lip silently.
She continued to ask him, "Do you really want to?"
Typing on WeChat has a different effect than saying it in person.
It also feels different.
Yanyi felt that it was difficult to say what he wanted or not in this atmosphere, so he muttered for a long time, not wanting to entangle him with this.
"I'm going to get up," he said, "I'm leaving in the morning, and I have to record a program after four o'clock in the afternoon, so I can't tell you for a long time."
Chi Zhou said, "But it's only 07:30 now."
Yanyi: "That's also..."
"Want to, or not?"
Chi Zhou interrupted him, and asked again in a low voice.
Yan Yi felt that he might have eaten too much, but the uncle insisted on him to say.
What can I say?
Yanyi lowered her head, her cheeks were flushed, "I think, I really think about it, is it alright?"
Yan Yi said angrily: "I miss you and think of collapse, miss you and think of going crazy, and miss you and think of going crazy, and I miss you and come back now!"
After speaking, he quickly hung up the phone.
Turning his head, he looked at two cats staring at him intently, as if mocking him.
I feel a little ashamed.
What the hell!
You old man, you are shy and ashamed of your uncle!
He cursed himself secretly, and angrily grabbed the two cubs out of bed.
The second episode of "Star Challenge" was recorded, and it is said that the difficulty of the challenge will be upgraded.
Today, they gathered in front of the Jiwaiwai Entertainment Building. It was four o'clock in the afternoon when everyone met before Huang Haichuan handed out the mission card to them.
Even the guests of this episode were on time.
It is the starring role of two hit TV series, one is a fantasy drama and the other is a youth inspirational drama.
The two male and two female protagonists are basically new faces, and most of Yan Yi doesn't know each other.
"This task is: Challenge the live broadcast room..."
Guan Shan got the task card and read it out to everyone emotionally.
The general meaning is that everyone draws lots and divides into groups, and without any preparation, they will hand over to the Jiwaiwai online anchor.
The requirement is: complete a live show within the stipulated time.
The data level of the live broadcast room is calculated as a whole, and converted into a challenge card by a percentage.
The Jiwaiwai platform is also one of the sponsors of "Star Challenge", and whose account can be obtained, and what is the theme of the live broadcast within the time limit, all are determined by the captain's lottery.
This time, Yanyi's team includes Xue Zhenni, Lin Yan, Xiang Chi, and the two leading actors of "He and Xinghai" Xu Bo and Wang Weiwei.
When Yanyi went to the election, Lin Yan was particularly worried: "You seem to be offended by the program crew, and you can say that your luck is so bad. What should I do? I'm so nervous?"
Lin Yan: "What if he asks us to sing Errenzhuan? I'm so scared!"
Xue Zhenni: "Errenzhuan is okay, I'm afraid they will let me talk about one night cross talk!"
Everyone: ...
Everyone: Hahahaha!
Yanyi instantly felt that the burden on his shoulders was not ordinary!
Seeing that his hand was stretched out, "Director, can I change?"
He changed to Xiang Chi and went over, "Come, come, take charge of wisdom and add a small fortune package, we are waiting for your good news!"
Xiang Chi was already nervous, but this time, his eyebrows were almost twisted into hemp ropes.
Ku said: "Brother Yan, I'm afraid too, I'm afraid that I'll find true love in the world..."
And then he actually got it.
The theme of the live broadcast: "True Call".
In other words, during tonight's live broadcast, in addition to the coquettishness of the team members, they also had to answer calls from fans, like a warm-hearted sister, to give them love and warmth.
Yan Yi: ...
Lin Yan: ...
And everyone: ...fuck!
But what can they do, they can't beat Xiang Chi violently.
He didn't get the lottery, and the team over there was not much better.
They chose: beauty makeup.
Yan Yi felt balanced immediately.
Entered the live broadcast room according to the instructions, the host was a little boy.
It is said that it is very popular on the Jiwaiwai platform, specializing in adapting pop music, writing lyrics for them, and making them grounded.
For example: talking about traffic jams and singing about squeezing the subway.
Yan Yi also saw his live broadcast on Weibo.
As early as during the live broadcast, the anchor had already mentioned that there would be a surprise today.
So when the members came in to say hello, the fans on the page would swipe the barrage.
But when the anchor's style of painting changed and she entered the column of true love with emotions, Xue Zhenni was pushed out by everyone.
"Sister, you look like a close sister, we..."
Lin Yan glanced at everyone and said, "Looks like a villain!"
In the barrage:
——Ahhhhh! ! !
--Who said that?
——Is there a villain with a 40-year-old face?I'm taking him home now!
- Don't make trouble!
——Ah, I looked in the mirror... I am Zhong Kui.
— Please speak honestly!
Then it's very neat.
——Yanyi, I want to marry you and go home!
——Xu Bo, my husband, I am here! ! !
——Has the goddess seen me?Quickly kiss me!
——…
The staff moved the chairs, and everyone sat down next to each other, and then it was time to get down to business.
"Welcome to Calling with True Feelings, this is Jiwaiwai's live broadcast platform for knowing the heart and knowing the love..."
Xue Zhenni has a sweet voice, and she is also elegant and calm. After a few words brought people into the situation, she asked the staff to put the caller number at the bottom of the screen.
In the time for a few songs, everyone chatted a few words and got through the first call.
It was a little girl who called, and the first sentence came up: "Ah, is it me? I got through? Ah——"
The screams almost shattered the live screen.
Because it takes one night, the team members take turns answering the call, and now several people are planning the sequence of the program.
I heard Xue Zhenni say in front of the camera: "I'm sorry little sister, they can hear me with the speaker, but..."
Xue Zhenni: "This is not a blind date show, I'm sorry, the next one!"
It's the younger sister who wants to tell Xiang Chi that she will make money to marry him.
After the phone was opened, the number of fans in the live broadcast room soared, and the gifts also flew up.
But the calls came one after another, and the content of the help request was simply overwhelming.
When Xu Bo received a call, the other party might be a prankster, and asked him what to do if his bank card was lost.
Xu Bo: Log in to online banking, or go to the nearest branch, or... blah blah blah.
He pointed out a very transparent path with his heart.
Netizen: Can't I pick it up?
Xu Bo: ...
He is already very autistic, but looking at the barrage:
"Hahahaha", everyone laughed like crazy.
Afterwards, Wang Weiwei received that the cat refused to cut the egg. What should I do with the egg, Lin Yan received my chow chow to my aunt, should I boil brown sugar water for her, and Xiang Chi received my boyfriend and my dog are in conflict, who should I choose? ?
All kinds of strange things drove this group of temporary anchors crazy every minute.
Just a girl like Xiang Chi who is so obedient, actually answered her questions seriously.
The last netizen: Oh, I just lifted the quilt and took a look. I don’t have a boyfriend yet.
Xiang Chi: ...
It's time for Yan Yi, Xue Zhenni cheered him up from behind: "You are the best!"
Xu Bo: "Brother Yan, hold on tight!"
Wang Weiwei: "Captain, you can do it!"
Just Lin Yan's style of painting was unique, and he turned his head and patted him on the shoulder like an old father, "Don't be too harsh, it's for the card!"
Over there, Xiang Chi was about to be made to cry by netizens, "Brother Yan, hurry up, I can't stand it anymore!"
A netizen called him and asked him: Will we have a boy or a girl in the future?
Yan Yi didn't even dare to think about it, and replaced Xiang Chi with great headache.
Sit in front of the camera, live broadcast room:
——Ah, Brother Yan, look at me!
--I am coming!
——That's right, I checked my eyes, it's this father Yan!
——Father Yan, look at me...
——As soon as Dad Yan arrived, I immediately licked the screen.
——I want to watch you live-broadcast the fight against people!
——Who do you want to scold, tell me and I will find it for you.
——Your cursing voice is so beautiful, ah, it makes me intoxicated, makes me fascinated, makes me want to have children for you!
The bullet screen swished, Yan Yi glanced at it hastily, and his expression immediately changed into this:·-·
Said: "What the hell?"
Yanyi: "What are you thinking through the screen, kids?"
The barrage flicked: I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, I only think about you!
Yanyi: "But today I just want you to sit down obediently!"
Yan Yi: "So you want to see me slap someone? Have you ever seen me slap someone?"
Barrage: I said I want to meet, will you satisfy me?
Yanyi: "Then come here, let me teach you how to be a qualified netizen!"
Yanyi: "What are you singing, I've heard enough of it myself, aren't you tired?"
Yan Yi: "Never get bored and don't sing!"
Yanyi: "You want me to activate the incoming call? Hehe, then you have to like it quickly. Hey, you should like it!"
Yanyi: "Your hand is twitching, right? It's okay, you can change your toes."
Yanyi: "A toe is about to break? Then you should wash up and go to sleep!"
Yanyi: "Look at you cute ones, how about your lips and chin?"
Yanyi: "Hey, someone scolding finally came! Have you seen enough of me?"
Yan Yi: "To tell you the truth, I've seen enough of myself. Why is it so attractive, and why?"
Yanyi: "That's right, because I'm excellent!"
Yanyi: "5 minutes, I'll give you 5 minutes, if I don't have enough, I'll go down and change the director!"
Yanyi: "Forced to operate? This is not called forced, I am voluntary, have you seen my voluntary expression?"
Yanyi chatted enthusiastically with the fans, which stunned the anchors behind.
Question: "Brother Yan, do you often broadcast live?"
Yanyi: "I haven't done it."
Yanyi smiled again: "Because I'm afraid of stealing your job!"
The host: "Poof—" raised his big thumb.
After almost collecting enough likes, Yan Yi opened the first caller after he took over in the fans' requests.
Still a little girl: "Brother Yan, ah—"
A series of broken screams.
Howling so much that Yan Yi's hairs exploded.
"Did you see it?" Yan Yi said, "You are in front of the camera, I'll show you my arm."
Fan: "I'm sorry, I'm so excited..."
Her tongue was spinning, and she muttered inarticulately for a long time, crying: "I, I, I, I..."
Yanyi: "Leave me alone!"
The tough man style true love column opens, "What do you ask for help, family, friendship, or love?"
The little girl sucked her nose and said for a long time, "I... have nothing to do?"
Yan Yi: ...
It was also when Zuo Yuan was the night anchor at the radio station, Yan Yi followed him a few times, and he developed a lot of patience.
Otherwise, he might just cry and hang up.
Take it easy, "I'll give you one minute to think about it now, and when it's one minute, brother Zhixin Yan won't know his mind!"
The little girl also wanted to break her head, "Please help, how can I find a blue friend like Brother Yan?"
Yanyi: "...hehe, sleep more baby, you will be able to dream!"
After talking nonsense with the little girl, the phone was disconnected.
In the barrage, everyone laughed so loudly that they overflowed every minute.
Yanyi looked at it, and the stipulated live broadcast time was almost up, so he quickly connected to the second one.
With a beep, Yan Yi leaned closer to the microphone, "Hello!"
Over there: "Hello..."
It's a male voice, very rough.
Immediately afterwards, there was a whirring sound, and there was a strange friction sound.
Yanyi frowned, and listened carefully for a while, over there: "Hello."
"Really a man?" Yan Yi immediately slapped the table, "See you soon!"
Crowd: ...
Lin Yan reminded in a low voice: "Ahem!"
Yanyi immediately said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
He changed his serious expression and pulled down the phone, "Well, hello my friend, please tell me if you have any questions. This is a sincere call, and we can help you solve problems online! Do you have any questions and need our help?"
A voice that is not sweet at all, coming out of a mouth that looks sweet, it seems to taste delicious!
The person on the other side of the phone froze for a moment.
After making strange noises again, "I... my wife was bitten by a dog, what should I do?"
Yan Yi: ...
Ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past in my heart.
Heart said: Fuck it, your wife was bitten by a dog and you ask me, how the hell do I know about it!
But in front of the camera, he still didn't scold.
Seeing the series of question marks in the barrage, Yan Yi closed his eyes.
Patience said: "My friend, your wife was bitten by a dog, you should go to the hospital immediately? Could it be that you still want to bite back like a dog?"
The man hesitated, "But he... didn't even tell me he was bitten!"
Yan Yi: ...
Yanyi was speechless: "He didn't tell you how did you know? Oh, the dog came to tell you? Did it bite your wife?"
In the barrage: Excellent!
The man actually answered him, "No."
He said: "I saw it!"
Yan Yi: ...
Fuck, who are they?
He really couldn't help but want to be rude, and wondered if this was the same as the previous few phone calls, coming here to join in the fun!
Suppressing restless anger.
Yanyi: "You let the dog go, right?"
The man replied: "No!"
Still very calm tone.
Yan Yi: "Is that the person you are looking for?"
Man: "No!"
Yanyi: "Is it related to you?"
Man: "Kindly, but not at all!"
He is trying to drive people crazy!
Yan Yi suddenly lost all patience, and moved the phone forward: "If you have to go to the hospital, do you understand?"
Yanyi: "What are you calling? Am I a doctor? Do I have spells? You ask me for help, huh?"
Yanyi: "What's wrong with you!"
After cursing, Yanyi just wanted the staff to cut the thread.
It's not over there, and he seems very upset that someone said that about him.
Gritting his teeth, he said, "I'm fine."
Man: "I suddenly want to eat dog meat today!"
Yanyi: ... Fuck!
He also asked Yan Yi: "Do you want to eat?"
Yanyi: ...Eat your uncle!
Man: "Anyway, I'm thinking a little bit today!"
Man: "No, I've been thinking about it for a few days!"
Yan Yi: ...
Man: "I..."
"Shut up Laozi!"
Yanyi couldn't listen anymore, and wanted to scold him to death.
Putting on the waist: "Come on, tell me, has your brain been kicked by a donkey?"
Yan Yi: "It wasn't your wife that the dog bit, it was your brain, right?"
Yan Yi: "No, I don't think you have any brains, your brains have collapsed, even if you have a little brain, it will run away from home by itself without dogs biting it!"
Yan Yi: "What do you want to eat has something to do with me? You want to eat even if you are poor..."
The word "shit" almost blurted out.
Backstage: "Ah——"
Suddenly screamed frantically.
In an instant, like a surging tide, they all rushed over.
Yan Yi:?
He looked at the flying head on the screen suspiciously, and blinked twice.
It was found that the external sound was not quite right.
It seems that not only behind him, but also...
Yanyi immediately reacted, and turned his head with a whoosh, "Fuck!"
Quite unexpectedly, he met a pair of slightly smiling eyes bent upwards, as warm as a fountain of spring.
A few meters away from him, the room was full of bright light, like a whole field of stars.
Yan Yi was stunned and forgot to stand up for a long time.
He was thinking about the phone call this morning.
But Chi Zhou shook his phone at him, then pushed aside the crowd in front of him, and walked slowly to his side.
Said: "Teacher Yan, long time no see!"
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Mr. Chi: I'm here to support you.
Yan Yan: ... May I ask which kind of support method?
Late fat chapter~
Still a random red envelope.
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
An idiot who lives at the bottom of the mountain; Jinjiang took a long time to go bankrupt;
Chirp everyone~~~
Zhu Yiyi's fans didn't stop, swearing and swearing.
Everyone's mouths were filled with excrement, almost digging out the ancestral grave of Zu Xuan's family.
As early as the first time Zu Xuan fought against Zhu Yiyi, she had already turned off Weibo comments.
After all, she is a girl, and her psychological endurance is incomparable to that of a rough guy like Yanyi, and she will feel uncomfortable for a long time when she hears one or two bad words.
Even days, months can not get out.
But these netizens have a way!
They run the hot search Weibo underground, and run the media and marketing accounts.
Or go directly to a studio or an agent.
In fact, only those who have experienced it know how lethal the Internet language is.
And those who hold the keyboard to fear that the world will not be chaotic, or those who focus on cursing people for fun, to gain attention and increase fans, they will not feel a little bit ashamed even if they scold people to death.
Because of their kind, in the eyes of many people who have been injured because of this, they can no longer be called human beings.
People can't do this kind of thing, and they can't swear such extremely vicious words!
Yanyi thinks that he is not a saint, and he can't do it.
Why don't you scold me for a try, if you want to get used to you, my surname will not be Yan!
So he was holding the phone, his hands were fast, and the knife was still accurate. He didn't need fans to leave the stage, and he could beat them in a row by himself!
It's over, I'm comfortable, and when Mingjin withdraws, I don't forget to make a summary at the end:
A mad dog that bites people after eating shit looks like a mad dog to everyone!
On the other side, Hao Zhengqing was so tired that he didn't want to talk when he watched the mushroom cloud exploded on the Internet and turned into a mess.
He called Zhu Yiyi's manager directly.
Why, maybe you used my artist as a springboard, turned around and let someone burn the springboard with a torch, so I can't talk to your manager about reasoning?
Agents can also make appointments!
By the next morning, the enemy had been scolded and retreated, and Chizhou's call came.
He received a message from Hao Zhengqing yesterday, and he had been filming for a long time, so he didn't reply.
Of course, the more reason is that Mr. Chi thinks the cursing Mr. Yan is cute.
Let Bai Shao know first.
Yan Yi just woke up.
The two kittens are much older now, and they know how to crawl out of the bed, and they jumped out of the cat's nest and burrowed into his quilt.
The fluffy hair brushed across his face, making him sneezed before he was still confused.
On the other end of the phone, Chi Zhou: "What's wrong? Have a cold?"
"No, cat hair is in the nostril."
Yanyi turned on the speaker of the mobile phone, put it on the bedside, and picked up the two cubs one by one.
The little boy drooped his limbs in an instant, and he was so obedient.
"You don't know how annoying these two little things are now, here, let me hear it!"
As Yanyi said, he pinched the back of their necks and swung in the air, scaring the kittens with their tails between their legs and meowing.
Chi Zhou just laughed, "It seems that the voice has changed a bit."
Yan Yi: "How old are they? It wouldn't be normal if they don't change."
Yanyi played for a while again, "Hey, why do you feel unhurried today, and there is no one around. There is no show in the morning?"
Chi Zhou: "Yes, I'm waiting."
He asked Yanyi: "Apart from asking me if I'm busy, don't you have anything else to say to me?"
Yan Yi was stunned for a moment, thinking that Chi Zhou had heard something in Tokyo.
Cautiously asked: "What are the other words?"
"that is……"
Chi Zhou wanted to ask about things on the Internet, but when the words came to his lips, he didn't want to ask anymore.
If Teacher Yan wanted to say something, he would have said it earlier.
He was silent for a while, then said, "Miss me?"
A particularly pleasant voice, deep and magnetic, with a morning hoarseness, came out of the cold external speaker, making people's bones crisp.
Yanyi's ears turned red instantly.
But he still hugged the cat and said firmly: "I think what can you do, I can't see you again!"
On the other end, Chi Zhou curled his lower lip silently.
She continued to ask him, "Do you really want to?"
Typing on WeChat has a different effect than saying it in person.
It also feels different.
Yanyi felt that it was difficult to say what he wanted or not in this atmosphere, so he muttered for a long time, not wanting to entangle him with this.
"I'm going to get up," he said, "I'm leaving in the morning, and I have to record a program after four o'clock in the afternoon, so I can't tell you for a long time."
Chi Zhou said, "But it's only 07:30 now."
Yanyi: "That's also..."
"Want to, or not?"
Chi Zhou interrupted him, and asked again in a low voice.
Yan Yi felt that he might have eaten too much, but the uncle insisted on him to say.
What can I say?
Yanyi lowered her head, her cheeks were flushed, "I think, I really think about it, is it alright?"
Yan Yi said angrily: "I miss you and think of collapse, miss you and think of going crazy, and miss you and think of going crazy, and I miss you and come back now!"
After speaking, he quickly hung up the phone.
Turning his head, he looked at two cats staring at him intently, as if mocking him.
I feel a little ashamed.
What the hell!
You old man, you are shy and ashamed of your uncle!
He cursed himself secretly, and angrily grabbed the two cubs out of bed.
The second episode of "Star Challenge" was recorded, and it is said that the difficulty of the challenge will be upgraded.
Today, they gathered in front of the Jiwaiwai Entertainment Building. It was four o'clock in the afternoon when everyone met before Huang Haichuan handed out the mission card to them.
Even the guests of this episode were on time.
It is the starring role of two hit TV series, one is a fantasy drama and the other is a youth inspirational drama.
The two male and two female protagonists are basically new faces, and most of Yan Yi doesn't know each other.
"This task is: Challenge the live broadcast room..."
Guan Shan got the task card and read it out to everyone emotionally.
The general meaning is that everyone draws lots and divides into groups, and without any preparation, they will hand over to the Jiwaiwai online anchor.
The requirement is: complete a live show within the stipulated time.
The data level of the live broadcast room is calculated as a whole, and converted into a challenge card by a percentage.
The Jiwaiwai platform is also one of the sponsors of "Star Challenge", and whose account can be obtained, and what is the theme of the live broadcast within the time limit, all are determined by the captain's lottery.
This time, Yanyi's team includes Xue Zhenni, Lin Yan, Xiang Chi, and the two leading actors of "He and Xinghai" Xu Bo and Wang Weiwei.
When Yanyi went to the election, Lin Yan was particularly worried: "You seem to be offended by the program crew, and you can say that your luck is so bad. What should I do? I'm so nervous?"
Lin Yan: "What if he asks us to sing Errenzhuan? I'm so scared!"
Xue Zhenni: "Errenzhuan is okay, I'm afraid they will let me talk about one night cross talk!"
Everyone: ...
Everyone: Hahahaha!
Yanyi instantly felt that the burden on his shoulders was not ordinary!
Seeing that his hand was stretched out, "Director, can I change?"
He changed to Xiang Chi and went over, "Come, come, take charge of wisdom and add a small fortune package, we are waiting for your good news!"
Xiang Chi was already nervous, but this time, his eyebrows were almost twisted into hemp ropes.
Ku said: "Brother Yan, I'm afraid too, I'm afraid that I'll find true love in the world..."
And then he actually got it.
The theme of the live broadcast: "True Call".
In other words, during tonight's live broadcast, in addition to the coquettishness of the team members, they also had to answer calls from fans, like a warm-hearted sister, to give them love and warmth.
Yan Yi: ...
Lin Yan: ...
And everyone: ...fuck!
But what can they do, they can't beat Xiang Chi violently.
He didn't get the lottery, and the team over there was not much better.
They chose: beauty makeup.
Yan Yi felt balanced immediately.
Entered the live broadcast room according to the instructions, the host was a little boy.
It is said that it is very popular on the Jiwaiwai platform, specializing in adapting pop music, writing lyrics for them, and making them grounded.
For example: talking about traffic jams and singing about squeezing the subway.
Yan Yi also saw his live broadcast on Weibo.
As early as during the live broadcast, the anchor had already mentioned that there would be a surprise today.
So when the members came in to say hello, the fans on the page would swipe the barrage.
But when the anchor's style of painting changed and she entered the column of true love with emotions, Xue Zhenni was pushed out by everyone.
"Sister, you look like a close sister, we..."
Lin Yan glanced at everyone and said, "Looks like a villain!"
In the barrage:
——Ahhhhh! ! !
--Who said that?
——Is there a villain with a 40-year-old face?I'm taking him home now!
- Don't make trouble!
——Ah, I looked in the mirror... I am Zhong Kui.
— Please speak honestly!
Then it's very neat.
——Yanyi, I want to marry you and go home!
——Xu Bo, my husband, I am here! ! !
——Has the goddess seen me?Quickly kiss me!
——…
The staff moved the chairs, and everyone sat down next to each other, and then it was time to get down to business.
"Welcome to Calling with True Feelings, this is Jiwaiwai's live broadcast platform for knowing the heart and knowing the love..."
Xue Zhenni has a sweet voice, and she is also elegant and calm. After a few words brought people into the situation, she asked the staff to put the caller number at the bottom of the screen.
In the time for a few songs, everyone chatted a few words and got through the first call.
It was a little girl who called, and the first sentence came up: "Ah, is it me? I got through? Ah——"
The screams almost shattered the live screen.
Because it takes one night, the team members take turns answering the call, and now several people are planning the sequence of the program.
I heard Xue Zhenni say in front of the camera: "I'm sorry little sister, they can hear me with the speaker, but..."
Xue Zhenni: "This is not a blind date show, I'm sorry, the next one!"
It's the younger sister who wants to tell Xiang Chi that she will make money to marry him.
After the phone was opened, the number of fans in the live broadcast room soared, and the gifts also flew up.
But the calls came one after another, and the content of the help request was simply overwhelming.
When Xu Bo received a call, the other party might be a prankster, and asked him what to do if his bank card was lost.
Xu Bo: Log in to online banking, or go to the nearest branch, or... blah blah blah.
He pointed out a very transparent path with his heart.
Netizen: Can't I pick it up?
Xu Bo: ...
He is already very autistic, but looking at the barrage:
"Hahahaha", everyone laughed like crazy.
Afterwards, Wang Weiwei received that the cat refused to cut the egg. What should I do with the egg, Lin Yan received my chow chow to my aunt, should I boil brown sugar water for her, and Xiang Chi received my boyfriend and my dog are in conflict, who should I choose? ?
All kinds of strange things drove this group of temporary anchors crazy every minute.
Just a girl like Xiang Chi who is so obedient, actually answered her questions seriously.
The last netizen: Oh, I just lifted the quilt and took a look. I don’t have a boyfriend yet.
Xiang Chi: ...
It's time for Yan Yi, Xue Zhenni cheered him up from behind: "You are the best!"
Xu Bo: "Brother Yan, hold on tight!"
Wang Weiwei: "Captain, you can do it!"
Just Lin Yan's style of painting was unique, and he turned his head and patted him on the shoulder like an old father, "Don't be too harsh, it's for the card!"
Over there, Xiang Chi was about to be made to cry by netizens, "Brother Yan, hurry up, I can't stand it anymore!"
A netizen called him and asked him: Will we have a boy or a girl in the future?
Yan Yi didn't even dare to think about it, and replaced Xiang Chi with great headache.
Sit in front of the camera, live broadcast room:
——Ah, Brother Yan, look at me!
--I am coming!
——That's right, I checked my eyes, it's this father Yan!
——Father Yan, look at me...
——As soon as Dad Yan arrived, I immediately licked the screen.
——I want to watch you live-broadcast the fight against people!
——Who do you want to scold, tell me and I will find it for you.
——Your cursing voice is so beautiful, ah, it makes me intoxicated, makes me fascinated, makes me want to have children for you!
The bullet screen swished, Yan Yi glanced at it hastily, and his expression immediately changed into this:·-·
Said: "What the hell?"
Yanyi: "What are you thinking through the screen, kids?"
The barrage flicked: I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, I only think about you!
Yanyi: "But today I just want you to sit down obediently!"
Yan Yi: "So you want to see me slap someone? Have you ever seen me slap someone?"
Barrage: I said I want to meet, will you satisfy me?
Yanyi: "Then come here, let me teach you how to be a qualified netizen!"
Yanyi: "What are you singing, I've heard enough of it myself, aren't you tired?"
Yan Yi: "Never get bored and don't sing!"
Yanyi: "You want me to activate the incoming call? Hehe, then you have to like it quickly. Hey, you should like it!"
Yanyi: "Your hand is twitching, right? It's okay, you can change your toes."
Yanyi: "A toe is about to break? Then you should wash up and go to sleep!"
Yanyi: "Look at you cute ones, how about your lips and chin?"
Yanyi: "Hey, someone scolding finally came! Have you seen enough of me?"
Yan Yi: "To tell you the truth, I've seen enough of myself. Why is it so attractive, and why?"
Yanyi: "That's right, because I'm excellent!"
Yanyi: "5 minutes, I'll give you 5 minutes, if I don't have enough, I'll go down and change the director!"
Yanyi: "Forced to operate? This is not called forced, I am voluntary, have you seen my voluntary expression?"
Yanyi chatted enthusiastically with the fans, which stunned the anchors behind.
Question: "Brother Yan, do you often broadcast live?"
Yanyi: "I haven't done it."
Yanyi smiled again: "Because I'm afraid of stealing your job!"
The host: "Poof—" raised his big thumb.
After almost collecting enough likes, Yan Yi opened the first caller after he took over in the fans' requests.
Still a little girl: "Brother Yan, ah—"
A series of broken screams.
Howling so much that Yan Yi's hairs exploded.
"Did you see it?" Yan Yi said, "You are in front of the camera, I'll show you my arm."
Fan: "I'm sorry, I'm so excited..."
Her tongue was spinning, and she muttered inarticulately for a long time, crying: "I, I, I, I..."
Yanyi: "Leave me alone!"
The tough man style true love column opens, "What do you ask for help, family, friendship, or love?"
The little girl sucked her nose and said for a long time, "I... have nothing to do?"
Yan Yi: ...
It was also when Zuo Yuan was the night anchor at the radio station, Yan Yi followed him a few times, and he developed a lot of patience.
Otherwise, he might just cry and hang up.
Take it easy, "I'll give you one minute to think about it now, and when it's one minute, brother Zhixin Yan won't know his mind!"
The little girl also wanted to break her head, "Please help, how can I find a blue friend like Brother Yan?"
Yanyi: "...hehe, sleep more baby, you will be able to dream!"
After talking nonsense with the little girl, the phone was disconnected.
In the barrage, everyone laughed so loudly that they overflowed every minute.
Yanyi looked at it, and the stipulated live broadcast time was almost up, so he quickly connected to the second one.
With a beep, Yan Yi leaned closer to the microphone, "Hello!"
Over there: "Hello..."
It's a male voice, very rough.
Immediately afterwards, there was a whirring sound, and there was a strange friction sound.
Yanyi frowned, and listened carefully for a while, over there: "Hello."
"Really a man?" Yan Yi immediately slapped the table, "See you soon!"
Crowd: ...
Lin Yan reminded in a low voice: "Ahem!"
Yanyi immediately said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
He changed his serious expression and pulled down the phone, "Well, hello my friend, please tell me if you have any questions. This is a sincere call, and we can help you solve problems online! Do you have any questions and need our help?"
A voice that is not sweet at all, coming out of a mouth that looks sweet, it seems to taste delicious!
The person on the other side of the phone froze for a moment.
After making strange noises again, "I... my wife was bitten by a dog, what should I do?"
Yan Yi: ...
Ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past in my heart.
Heart said: Fuck it, your wife was bitten by a dog and you ask me, how the hell do I know about it!
But in front of the camera, he still didn't scold.
Seeing the series of question marks in the barrage, Yan Yi closed his eyes.
Patience said: "My friend, your wife was bitten by a dog, you should go to the hospital immediately? Could it be that you still want to bite back like a dog?"
The man hesitated, "But he... didn't even tell me he was bitten!"
Yan Yi: ...
Yanyi was speechless: "He didn't tell you how did you know? Oh, the dog came to tell you? Did it bite your wife?"
In the barrage: Excellent!
The man actually answered him, "No."
He said: "I saw it!"
Yan Yi: ...
Fuck, who are they?
He really couldn't help but want to be rude, and wondered if this was the same as the previous few phone calls, coming here to join in the fun!
Suppressing restless anger.
Yanyi: "You let the dog go, right?"
The man replied: "No!"
Still very calm tone.
Yan Yi: "Is that the person you are looking for?"
Man: "No!"
Yanyi: "Is it related to you?"
Man: "Kindly, but not at all!"
He is trying to drive people crazy!
Yan Yi suddenly lost all patience, and moved the phone forward: "If you have to go to the hospital, do you understand?"
Yanyi: "What are you calling? Am I a doctor? Do I have spells? You ask me for help, huh?"
Yanyi: "What's wrong with you!"
After cursing, Yanyi just wanted the staff to cut the thread.
It's not over there, and he seems very upset that someone said that about him.
Gritting his teeth, he said, "I'm fine."
Man: "I suddenly want to eat dog meat today!"
Yanyi: ... Fuck!
He also asked Yan Yi: "Do you want to eat?"
Yanyi: ...Eat your uncle!
Man: "Anyway, I'm thinking a little bit today!"
Man: "No, I've been thinking about it for a few days!"
Yan Yi: ...
Man: "I..."
"Shut up Laozi!"
Yanyi couldn't listen anymore, and wanted to scold him to death.
Putting on the waist: "Come on, tell me, has your brain been kicked by a donkey?"
Yan Yi: "It wasn't your wife that the dog bit, it was your brain, right?"
Yan Yi: "No, I don't think you have any brains, your brains have collapsed, even if you have a little brain, it will run away from home by itself without dogs biting it!"
Yan Yi: "What do you want to eat has something to do with me? You want to eat even if you are poor..."
The word "shit" almost blurted out.
Backstage: "Ah——"
Suddenly screamed frantically.
In an instant, like a surging tide, they all rushed over.
Yan Yi:?
He looked at the flying head on the screen suspiciously, and blinked twice.
It was found that the external sound was not quite right.
It seems that not only behind him, but also...
Yanyi immediately reacted, and turned his head with a whoosh, "Fuck!"
Quite unexpectedly, he met a pair of slightly smiling eyes bent upwards, as warm as a fountain of spring.
A few meters away from him, the room was full of bright light, like a whole field of stars.
Yan Yi was stunned and forgot to stand up for a long time.
He was thinking about the phone call this morning.
But Chi Zhou shook his phone at him, then pushed aside the crowd in front of him, and walked slowly to his side.
Said: "Teacher Yan, long time no see!"
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Mr. Chi: I'm here to support you.
Yan Yan: ... May I ask which kind of support method?
Late fat chapter~
Still a random red envelope.
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
An idiot who lives at the bottom of the mountain; Jinjiang took a long time to go bankrupt;
Chirp everyone~~~
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