Ghosts Know What I Experienced

No matter how nonsense this matter seems, the fact is that Shi Huang's father was really angry and wanted to attack the metaphysics world.

Of course, Xi Jia couldn't solve such a big matter, so he immediately told Ye Jingzhi, and Ye Jingzhi told "Ghost Knows".Originally, Xi Jia didn't intend to ask him to inform "Ghost Knows", and the reason was very simple: "They will never believe it."

Last time Jia Ge contributed an article to "Ghost Knowing", saying that Shihuang's father was poor in mathematics and Ziying was a top student. How did "Ghost Know" answer Jia Ge?Then the editor directly said that Brother Jia is a fool, okay?Now it is said that Shihuang's father decided to attack the metaphysics world because he was addicted to pesticides and his skills were too poor. Let alone the editor, Chia would think "this is a fool."

However, after Ye Jingzhi sent this message to "Ghost Knows", Xi Jia's cell phone vibrated in just 3 minutes.He opened it to have a look.

[Ghost knows: fellow daoists, this is not a drill!This is not a drill!Urgently summon all the celestial masters in the metaphysics world who know how to play with pesticides for the dead, and gather in Chang'an! ! ! 】

Xi Jia: "..." Why? ! !

Jia Ge was extremely wronged.

Why was he called a fool when he broke the news, and Master Ye was accepted when he broke the news?Is this "ghost knows" editor still bullying the weak and afraid of the strong, and watching people order food? !

In fact, Brother Jia doesn't know, if he goes to break the news now, "the devil knows" will treat him as a guest, and no matter what the news is, it will make headlines.As long as the entire metaphysical world is a powerful figure (such as a senior master like Zhenxiu Zhenjun), or a well-known figure (such as Xi Guiwang), their account will be set up by "Ghost Knowing" as a special line, and there will be an exclusive editor to receive them. Breaking news will be adopted immediately.

And Ye Yanwang is the kind of person who jokes? "Ghost knows" of course immediately notified the entire metaphysics community.

Just finished solving the Nine Yijun incident, and before everyone could catch their breath, they suddenly received the news that Qin Shihuang was going to attack the metaphysics world.Who can sit still now, that night, a mob of people ran to Chang'an.

Xi Jia and Ye Jingzhi also arrived at the Mausoleum of the First Emperor. He was depressed alone and was still thinking about "the devil knows" about accepting Ye Jingzhi's contribution. Suddenly, a high-pitched and excited voice sounded from in front of him: "Brother Jia!!!"

Xi Jia looked up: "Pei Yu? You're here too?"

It was Pei Shengun who came.

After not seeing each other for a few months, Pei Yu changed her hairstyle, Xi Jia looked down: she hadn't changed at all, and she was still carrying that very fashionable broken bag.

Seeing Xi Jia, Pei Yu happily picked up his phone and snapped a photo of him.Before Xi Jia could react, Pei Yu opened the WeChat group and sent out, muttering: "My younger brothers and younger sisters adore you, Brother Jia, you are our idol now!"

Xi Jia: "..."

This is not a reason for you to secretly take photos of Brother Jia openly!

The photos were sent out, and Xi Jia couldn't delete them, so he asked, "What are you doing here?"

After Qin Shihuang came out this time, although the "Ghost Knows" summoned all the celestial masters who knew how to play pesticides for the dead to go to Chang'an, other young celestial masters were ordered by their parents to flee abroad as soon as possible and then go to seek refuge.As for Zhenxiu Xiu, Taoist Qishan and the others, there was no way to avoid them, so they had to divide into two groups, one went to Pengcheng, and went straight to the headquarters of Pain News; the other went to Chang'an to manage affairs.

But what is Pei Shengun here for?

Pei Yuli said confidently, "I know how to play dead man's pesticide!"

Xi Jia didn't believe it at all: "You're not seventh on the Mo Dou list... Oh no, I took a look yesterday and you are now eighth, and Jiang Qiong has surpassed you. You are busy catching ghosts every day, and you still have time to play pesticides for the dead ?”

Without further ado, Pei Yu took out his mobile phone and opened the game: "I'm a gold rank!"

"Gold?" Xi Jia didn't play this game himself, but he still knew that the gold rank was a very good level in pesticides.

Pei Yu raised her chin triumphantly, and before she was happy for a few seconds, a smiling voice rang out: "Pei Laojiu is gold?"

The two turned their heads to look.

A delicate and cute girl stood behind the two of them at some point, and smiled: "Are you a gold rank? I'm already platinum. Pei Laojiu, if you can't, you'll never be as good as me."

Pei Yu became angry from embarrassment: "Jiang Qiong!!!"

Jiang Qiong waved her mobile phone with a smile, and the platinum rank was displayed on it.Seeing this scene, Pei Yu blushed and felt aggrieved, but the little girl from the Jiang family deliberately waved her mobile phone in front of his eyes, and said with a smile: "Pei~old~nine~"

Pei Yu was completely annoyed, and chased and beat Jiang Qiong. Jiang Qiong laughed and ran in front.

Xi Jia who was watching from behind: "..."

The younger generation in the metaphysics world is naive to this point!

When everyone was assembled, Taoist Qishan began to talk about the business: "Fellow Daoist Xixiu and Fellow Daoist Zhufeng have now arrived at Pengcheng Painxun Headquarters, and are starting to plan for the modification of this game. In the past few months, 'Ghost I know, I also disclosed some news about Qin Shihuang's mausoleum to everyone, everyone should know that Shihuang has been addicted to games recently, right?"

"know."

Qishan Taoist said: "Okay, not bad. Then everyone should know that the game Pesticide of the Dead is a game with a lot of investment and a lot of players. It is not impossible for us to fully control such a big game, but it is a bit troublesome .This afternoon, the old man, fellow daoist Ye Xiu, fellow daoist Unawakened...and more than 30 fellow daoists have decided that such a large sum of money does not need to be worried about by you juniors, and I will handle it."

The scene immediately boiled.

Pei Yu stood aside and said excitedly: "Seniors are too selfless! How much does it cost, and they just gave it all up without any scruples? You really understand the righteousness!"

Xi Jia glanced at him and remained silent.

The Jiang brothers and sisters not far away laughed: "Pei Laojiu is stupid again."

Finally, there are people who understand a little bit.

Xi Jia silently raised her head and looked at Taoist Qishan. The more she looked, the more she felt... these celestial masters are really shameless!

Did everyone forget?At the beginning, in order to summon the celestial masters in the metaphysics world to go through fire and water for the "Qin Shihuang's Dead House Project", the four sects created a Qin Shihuang fund. Whoever contributes more money and effort will get more points in the end.These old celestial masters are really shameless. They just catch a ghost and look at Feng Shui for hundreds of millions.The most important thing for the celestial masters in the metaphysics world is money. Now that they are asked to spend money to improve the pesticides for the dead, they would like to let themselves do it all by themselves, and finally get the most points by themselves.

Minato shameless!

Ye Jingzhi said in a low voice: "Jiajia, after Senior Xixiu brought up this matter, I also participated in it."

Xi Jia turned her head in surprise: "Good job!" His Master Ye knows how to live!

... The so-called differential treatment is just that.

Taoist Qishan continued: "I have already started to solve the matter of modifying the data. The children present all have a certain understanding of this game, so starting from today, Pindao will arrange groups, and every four children will be divided into one Small groups, three groups a day, taking turns to play games with Shi Huang!"

Some celestial masters have long known from their elders that they came to Chang'an to be a training partner for the first emperor, but most celestial masters still don't know.Now that I heard that my task was to take Qin Shihuang to play with pesticides, the celestial masters all felt incredible. However, after a while, Xi Jia colluded with Ziying and secretly got Qin Shihuang's pesticide account. check...

Shihuang's father promised to attack the world of metaphysics, but he sneaked away to play games again!

Taoist Qishan used the water mirror technique to project in mid-air the scene of Shihuang's father playing pesticide games that was found by Tongxun's backstage.In the next half an hour or so, everyone saw Shihuang's father controlling the Yingzheng character, running aggressively in front of the enemy, releasing a big spell in a chic and carefree manner, and then... oh, crooked.

Shihuang's father was not discouraged and continued to work hard.Heck, it's crooked again.

Then I saw other people start to kill first, second, and third, killing Shihuang's father to the point that no one was left behind.At the same time, the lower left corner flickered with curses from his teammates.

[Is that Ying Zheng a fool?If you don't know how to play, don't use this hero, you little schoolboy! 】

[Qin Shihuang is so hot, get out. 】

[Crap!You fucking hang up is better than manual, Qin Shihuang hangs up, hang up quickly! 】

Shihuang's father: "!!!"

As soon as the game ended, the celestial masters inexplicably felt a piercing chill in the plain above the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang.

Xi Jia narrowed her eyes, and saw traces of black yin energy coming up from the ground.It was already late at night, and the night in Chang'an in September was already cool, but now it was even more gloomy and windy, making one's scalp numb.The next moment, Xi Jia's cell phone vibrated, and Ziying anxiously sent a message: [Father left the Palace of Eternal Life with the cell phone, now go up! 】

Xi Jia quickly raised her head and said, "Qin Shihuang is so angry that he wants to leave the imperial mausoleum!"

Taoist Qishan stared straight at him, and called Zhenjun Xixiu: "Stop him, stop him quickly! Fellow Daoist Xixiu, quickly pull him into the qualifying match we have prepared!!!"

On the big screen, the scene of Qin Shihuang entering the qualifying competition suddenly appeared.

On the sixth floor of Qin Shi Huang's Mausoleum, Shi Huang's face was ashen, his phone was creaking and ringing, and he walked forward angrily.Suddenly, he stopped in his tracks, frowned slightly, and looked indifferently at the qualifying screen displayed on the phone screen.

Can you automatically enter the qualifying match without clicking the game?

Shihuang's father was not a fool, he watched this scene calmly, didn't make a sound, didn't change heroes, just watched it coldly.After watching for 1 minute, Dad snorted coldly... He lowered his head and continued playing the game.

【Ziying: Father didn't go any further, he is now parked on the sixth floor, playing games again. 】

Xi Jia breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhenjun Xixiu and the game development team, who were working hard at the headquarters in Pengcheng to change the data, and finally got Qin Shihuang into the game, also heaved a sigh of relief.

It's not easy to ask Shihuang's father to stay and play games.

In the next few days, under the arrangement of Qishan Taoist, the celestial masters in the metaphysics world began to change their trumpets, and offered to help the bronze-ranked Shihuang's father gain experience.It stands to reason that the celestial masters participating in the "Shihuang Pesticide Training Program" are at least Pei Yu's level (gold rank), and there is a silver level between gold and bronze. Weeping, weeping bitterly: "The concubine can't take it!!!"

Taoist Qishan: "..."

Not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates.

Shihuang's father's game skills are as bad as his math level.Even if a few hours later, the little brother of Tongxun Program worked overtime overnight and changed the role of Qin Shihuang to a shocking level (only the role of Shihuang's father was changed), but it would not be able to save the operation of Qin Shihuang at all. .

In the end, Taoist Qishan had no choice but to bite the bullet and divide the celestial masters into groups of nine—four to be Shi Huang's teammates, and five to be Shi Huang's opponents.They didn't believe it anymore, the whole world came to play a play with Shihuang's father, and they couldn't make him happy!

Finally, the plan was a complete success, Ziying wrote a letter, Shihuang finally returned to the Hall of Longevity, continued to stay behind closed doors to play games, and never mentioned the matter of leaving the mausoleum.

The whole metaphysics world breathed a sigh of relief, the four major sects bled profusely, and promised a high monthly salary (forty points per month) to every accompanying celestial master.From this day on, the job of playing games with Shihuang has become an iron rice bowl in the metaphysics world. When outsiders mention this job, they all look envious. It has been changed and passed down from generation to generation. It is known as "the civil servant in the metaphysics world".

With everything settled, Xi Jia and Ye Jingzhi can also return to Sucheng and have a good rest.Before leaving, Ziying quietly ran out from the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, and handed a bronze wine cup to Xi Jia.

Seeing Xi Jia's astonished expression, Ziying smiled and said: "Many thanks, Ying is not good at expressing, this is a gift for you, you can use it as you like."

Ziying explained the function of this thing in detail on WeChat.

A month ago, Ziying had just returned to the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, and the father of the First Emperor discovered that his son had returned. He had no idea that he had been out before, so he subconsciously asked, "When did you go out?"

Ziying was startled and said, "Seven days ago, Ying bid farewell to Father in front of the Hall of Longevity. Father doesn't remember?"

Qin Shihuang was embarrassed to say that he was playing games, and he didn't even notice when his son ran away from home. He coughed twice, threw a piece of magic weapon to Ziying casually, and said: "Recently, the cultivation base has increased well, but in due course You also have to entertain. If you miss your elder brother and younger brother, drink a glass of wine, and you can see them when you get drunk and die."

【Ziying: This object is called "Du Kangjue", and it is one of Zhao's national treasures.There is no record of such a thing in later generations. In fact, it is as famous as He's Bi. His father got such a treasure after conquering Zhao, but he didn't like drinking and it was useless.The wine in this bronze wine will never decrease, just drink this glass of wine, and in the Dionysian illusion, you can see the person you want to see the most, get what you want most, and satisfy your deepest desire . 】

This kind of thing is actually as famous as He's Bi, of course Xi Jia dare not take such a valuable gift.But Ziying insisted on giving it to him, and said stubbornly: "I don't want to know what I want most in my heart. Everything is just a passing moment. I have been dead for 2000 years. Living well is my greatest desire now. If you don't want it, just sell it, the emperor actually hates it very much, and thinks that if a man wants it, he will take it and keep it for himself, so he threw it to me without hesitation."

That being the case, Xi Jia no longer shirks.

Back then, the centuries-old antique wine glass could be sold for 1000 million. A treasure like Brother Jia would never be able to buy it without [-] million, right?

After returning to Sucheng, Xi Jia didn't take the wine glass seriously, and put it on the shelf casually. After all, Ziying said, this thing is very strong, it can't be broken after a thousand hammers.After resting for a few more days, Brother Jia went out to run some errands one night, and when he got home, he saw that there was no one in the house, and it was so quiet that there was no sound.

It was already eight o'clock in the evening, and Ye Jingzhi might have gone out to catch ghosts.

Xi Jia didn't think too much, changed her clothes by herself, and just as she walked to the shelf, she suddenly remembered what Ziying said a few days ago.

"Drink it, you can meet the person you want to see the most, get what you want most, and satisfy your deepest desire. 』

"What do I want most?" Xi Jia muttered to himself.

During lunch, Master Ye said that he would go out to catch ghosts at night but would not come back. Xi Jia hesitated for a while, then suddenly picked up the wine glass on the shelf, raised his head, and drank it down in one gulp.

In an instant, the pungent smell of wine penetrated straight into the bridge of the nose, and the pungent smell of wine made Xi Jia feel hot all over, and it was refreshing and mellow.Xi Jia seldom drank alcohol, and the alcohol was extremely strong, but after drinking it, it didn't make people feel dizzy, but refreshed, the world was clarified, and everything became clear.

After enjoying the aftertaste of the drink for a while, Xi Jia frowned slightly, thinking carefully about what she really wanted.He looked left and right, but he didn't see anything extra in the house, and he didn't see anything wrong.

...Could this be a fake bar? !

Just when Xi Jia was beginning to wonder if Ziying would be bored enough to make fun of herself, suddenly, a crisp clicking sound sounded from the direction of the bathroom.Xi Jia was shocked, he turned his head to look, and his eyes happened to meet Ye Jingzhi.

The slender and straight man also seemed surprised to see Xi Jia. Ye Jingzhi called out "Jia Jia" softly, but Xi Jia's eyes were wide open, and he stared straight at the smooth and beautiful muscles on his man's body , looking all the way down to the place covered by the white towel, and didn't hear this sentence at all.

"pat-"

A drop of water fell from Ye Jingzhi's wet short hair, hit the thin muscles, and rolled down along the muscle lines.

Xi Jia suddenly felt the stamina of strong alcohol rushing to his heart, his whole body was hot, his lips trembled, and he murmured as if talking to himself: "I... what I want in the deepest part of my heart... is Ye Jingzhi... "

Master Ye, who had just taken a bath with a dazed face, suddenly heard this sentence, his cheeks flushed, and he was too shy to say a word.

Xi Jia slapped his thigh, and thought to himself: This Dionysian illusion is too real!Even Master Ye's blush can be imitated! ! !

Complicated and impulsive emotions rolled in his heart, Xi Jia trembled slightly, and said softly: "Ye Jingzhi... come here."

Master Ye always felt that something was wrong, but he listened to his wife and walked over obediently: "Jiajia."

Xi Jia said with emotion: "Look at Zhao Guo's township treasure, it is indeed a national treasure as famous as He's Bi. This illusion, voice and posture are exactly the same as his Master Ye's!" ! !

Qin Shi Huang Mausoleum.

Ziying was experimenting with small wooden blocks, and just as he put the small wooden blocks on the skateboard, he suddenly remembered: "Hey, did I tell Xi Jia that before using 'Du Kangjue', you should recite the spell silently?" After thinking for a while, Ziying Ying hesitated and said in a low voice: "I should tell you...after the experiment is done, I'll ask him again."

As for Su Cheng, thousands of miles away, Xi Jia calmed down when she thought that this was an illusion.His lips were slightly curled up, his eyes were shining brightly, his handsome face was lifted slightly, looking at his lover, he said confidently: "Ye Jingzhi, kiss me."

Master Ye: "!!!"

The author has something to say: C+: hold back, kiss me -V-

Mirror: QAQ!daughter in law!My daughter-in-law is acting weird tonight! ! !