Ghosts Know What I Experienced
Chapter 54 (1)
When Yi Lingzi said this, three of the four people present felt a little embarrassed.
Xi Jia had already guessed that Yi Lingzi had mistaken herself for a girl at the beginning, so he made such an unreliable marriage contract for Ye Jingzhi.Taoist Qishan and Yang Ze felt baffled: You don't know the daughter-in-law you set up for your apprentice, now?Why, leave if you want to eat clean (didn't)?
Among the four people, only Master Ye had a pure mind and didn't think so much.Ye Jingzhi took a step forward, and said honestly and obediently: "Master, he is my...my fiancée." As he spoke, his face turned slightly red.
Ye Jingzhi has always regarded Xi Jia as his daughter-in-law, and Xi Jia did not correct this point.He knew that he didn't need to correct him, Master Ye had never treated him as a woman, Master Ye knew he was a man.
Ye Jingzhi would never think about such complicated and weird issues. He just thought that he had a fiancée with peace of mind for 19 years, so now that Xi Jia appeared, that Xi Jia was his fiancée, he would not think about those things at all. Some do not.His marriage contract object is Xi Jia, this is the fact.
However, when Yi Lingzi heard his apprentice's words, he didn't even think about it. He laughed loudly: "Qishan, my apprentice is amazing, even more prestigious than me back then. I only had more than 100 confidante friends back then. My apprentice Qing is better than Lan, actually likes men, and even found a man to be his fiancee. My apprentice is so powerful, do you envy me?"
Taoist Qishan had an expression of "Are you a fool?"
Yi Lingzi thought Taoist Qishan was jealous, so he smiled triumphantly and turned to look at Xi Jia.
This look seemed calm and peaceful, like an elder looking at his beloved junior.But for some reason, Xi Jia suddenly felt that Yi Lingzi was examining himself.He was a little surprised, and looked at the white-haired old man in front of him, only to see Yi Lingzi was still smiling, wild and unrestrained.
...Is he thinking too much?
Yi Lingzi waved his hand: "Jingzhi, what's your daughter-in-law's name?"
Ye Jingzhi said: "His name is Xi Jia. Jia Jia, this is Master."
Xi Jia stepped forward: "Master."
Yi Lingzi stroked his beard: "I have died as a teacher for so many years, and I have nothing to give you. Xi Jia, how did you meet my apprentice? Why are you together?"
Xi Jia knew right away that Yi Lingzi had misunderstood.He hesitated for a moment, but decided to explain the truth: "Master, I have a marriage contract with Master Ye."
Yi Lingzi raised his eyebrows: "Who made the marriage contract for you?" After finishing speaking, he turned to look at Taoist Qishan: "Qishan, you stinky old man, you still make a marriage contract for my apprentice? You are so beautiful, what qualifications do you have to give it to me?" My apprentice is engaged."
Taoist Qishan got angry when he heard this: "Okay, you Yi Lingzi, don't you have a cat in your head? When did the old man make an engagement to your apprentice, and you found a wife for Ye Xiaoyou yourself? It's up to the old man. Return the old man Do you want to envy you? Why does this old man want to envy you? Is it amazing to have a hundred confidante? This old man now has four grandchildren and six great-grandchildren, do you have any? Do you have any? Do you have any?"
Yi Lingzi had many confidante friends in his life, but none of them made it to the end.Hearing his grandson, his eyes immediately turned red: "Qishan, you bastard, Pindao won't beat you to death today, Pindao and your surname!"
Taoist Qishan: "Come here! Don't think that the old man can't see that you are a ghost now!"
"Let you slander Pindao, when did Pindao find a man to be a wife for Jingzhi? Are you blind! Pindao is now a ghost? Do you dare to fight Pindao? Wuxiang Qingli !" After saying that, Yi Lingzi summoned Wuxiang Qingli with a flip of his hand.
Wuxiang Qingli was lying obediently in Ye Jingzhi's pocket, when he was suddenly summoned, he was stunned for a while, and after thinking about it, he felt that the voice sounded familiar, so he flew over and floated in Yi Ling Zi's palm.
As soon as Taoist Qishan saw Wuxiang Qingli, he immediately jumped back three steps.He raised his mahogany sword and said tremblingly: "Old man... I don't believe it, you have become a ghost, and you can still beat people!"
Yi Lingzi smiled and said, "Old man, come up and have a try."
Taoist Qishan: "Come here!"
"come here!"
"come here!"
Yi Lingzi: "You were the one who slandered the old man first, so naturally you came here first."
Of course, Taoist Qishan refused to admit such a thing: "You are nonsense! Go and ask your apprentice yourself if Xiaoyou Xi is the marriage contract you made for him, and is the apprentice's fiancée that you admit by yourself. The old man sees that you are old. When you get older, your old eyes will be dizzy, and you will be blind!"
Yi Lingzi sneered and said, "You still dare to mention my good apprentice? That's fine, I will let you die quickly. Come on, Jingzhi, tell this bad old man, is your fiancée and teacher worth a dime?" Is the relationship with money set up for you by the teacher?"
Ye Jingzhi said respectfully, "Yes."
Yi Lingzi laughed: "Old man, did you hear me? My apprentice said 'yes'. Be good to me..." The voice stopped abruptly, and Yi Lingzi turned to look at Ye Jingzhi, dumbfounded. After watching for a while, he quickly turned his head and looked at Xi Jia.His eyes stayed on Xi Jia's face for a while, as if he suddenly remembered something, then his eyes silently slid down to Xi Jia's chest.
Brother Jia hurriedly covered his chest: "..." There is a cat disease!Big man, what kind of chest do you see!
The smile on Yi Lingzi's face froze, and after a while, he retracted Wuxiang Qingli, with a calm expression and a fairy-like appearance: "Jingzhi, as a teacher, I don't know when you learned to lie. You How did your teacher teach you when you were young, not to lie, especially not to your teacher. Have you forgotten it?"
After hearing this, Master Ye felt so wronged.Master Ye replied seriously: "Master, I did not lie."
Yi Lingzi glared at each other angrily: "Still quibbling!"
Ye Jingzhi took out the jade-white Taishan Stone, and Xi Jia understood what he meant when he saw this, and also took out the blood-red Taishan Stone that he was carrying with him.The two of them each held a piece of Taishan stone, and combined gently like this, Ye Jingzhi raised his head, looked at the dumbfounded Yi Lingzi, and said, "Master, Jiajia is indeed my fiancee, he is."
Seeing this situation, Yi Lingzi couldn't remember the marriage he had just arranged for his apprentice before his death.
This matter is very complicated to say.Yi Lingzi stayed in this ancient tomb for 19 years. He was idle and bored all day long. He could only count stones and think about what he had done in his life.Thinking about it, I thought that I had arranged a very important marriage for my apprentice, and thinking about it again, I thought that I didn't explain clearly what this marriage was.
In this way, Yi Lingzi took it for granted: "How is it possible? The teacher didn't make this marriage clear at all. Back then, the teacher told the girl's father that he would bring his apprentice to the door in a month and give her Tell me about this marriage in person. But later, as a teacher, he died with the thousand-year drought, and he didn’t go to that person at all. Naturally, the other party couldn’t find you, and as a teacher, he didn’t tell anyone about this in detail. Mirror, how could you Find that girl from back then?" After a pause, Yi Lingzi had a flash of inspiration, and looked at Xi Jia coldly: "Little friend, does this Mount Tai stone really belong to you?"
Of course Xi Jia knew what Yi Lingzi was talking about.Yi Lingzi was already skeptical of him. After all, any elder, after 19 years, suddenly saw that his disciple, who was foolish and innocent when he was a child, brought a man to see him and kept saying that he was his fiancee. easy to believe.
Xi Jia was not angry either, he was about to explain, but Ye Jingzhi stopped in front of him, raised his head and said: "Master, Jiajia is my fiancee."
Yi Lingzi stared straight: "You said yes? Then what if he is not?"
Like a child who has been robbed of his beloved treasure, Ye Jing affirmed word by word: "I want Jiajia."
Yi Lingzi suddenly got a little tired: "..." The apprentice is getting older, so it's not up to the master!
This incident stunned Taoist Qishan and Yang Ze, and only Xi Jia understood the reason.Seeing Ye Jingzhi standing in front of him and refuting Yi Lingzi, Xi Jia couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, and said, "Master, don't worry about specific matters, I think it should be like this..."
Next, Xi Jia told the story of receiving Taishan Stone when she was four years old because she was a body of extreme yin.Then he talked about how he and Ye Jingzhi met, and how the two are now definitely in a relationship.
After listening to these words, Yi Lingzi: "..."
Yang Ze didn't say anything to save face, but just smiled lightly.Taoist Qishan laughed loudly: "Yi Lingzi! How dare you say that you are not blind, you old fellow, look at you, your old eyesight is so dim that you still think the child you saw was a girl? Hahaha, I am so ridiculous, I will contribute to 'Ghost Knowing' after I go out, it is definitely worth [-] points, hahaha."
When Xi Jia heard this, he quickly wrote down: Yes, this matter can also be submitted!
At this point, Yi Lingzi still quibbled: "You are a body of extreme yin? The body of extreme yin that I have seen, 19 years ago, was already yin... Qi... Chong..."
Yi Lingzi: "..."
Xi Jia put the relic back on and said, "Master, do you understand now?"
Yi Lingzi turned his head to look at Ye Jingzhi, and said, "Good apprentice, let me tell you about the millennium drought. It's actually like this..."
Xi Jia & Qishan Taoist & Yang Ze: "..."
How dare you not change the subject so blatantly! ! !
Yi Lingzi lived for more than 60 years, and stayed in the ancient tomb for another 19 years after his death. How could he admit that he was old and dim-sighted and mistook boys for girls.
In fact, Yi Lingzi also suffered from this matter.
Do you think the matter of mistaking Jia Ge for a girl sounds familiar? Does it seem that someone has also misidentified it?
That's right, half a year ago, Zhuzhao also recognized Brother Jia as a girl, and submitted an article to "Ghost Knows".Because he kept saying that Brother Jia was a girl, the "ghost knows" still took this matter as an excuse, and refused to pay [-] points, but in the end he only paid [-] points, and casually dismissed Zhu Zhaozheng.
The root cause of all this is that this group of masters in the metaphysics world only recognize Yin Qi but not people!
Master Zhuzhao was reaping the fruit of his own accord, he had just glanced at Xi Jia in a hurry, but didn't dare to look any further.At that time, Xi Jia was 1.8 meters tall. Although she had a handsome appearance, she might be mistaken for a girl just by looking at her face, but if you look at it seriously, you will definitely not mistake her.As for Yi Lingzi, he was really wronged.
Jia Ge was really beautiful when he was a child.
With a small face and round eyes, an upturned nose and a small mouth, a pair of big eyes are like washed grapes, watery and tender, no one will doubt that she is a little girl.Moreover, the four-year-old Jia Ge has never played with his peers before because he is too negative.When seeing Yi Lingzi, Brother Jia was shy and shy, hiding behind his father's legs, only dared to show a pretty little face timidly, and looked at Yi Lingzi furtively.
This looks like a beautiful and shy little girl, who would believe it if she said it was a boy?
Coupled with such a heavy yin, Yi Lingzi took it for granted that Brother Jia was a little girl, so he happily betrothed his apprentice.
This was the situation at the time.
Father Xi accepted the Taishan Stone: "Master, this kindness cannot be repaid. You saved Jiajia's life. Please ask Master what you want. I will go through fire and water, and I will do anything!"
Yi Lingzi stroked his beard: "Your child is four years old this year? Poor Dao has an apprentice who is six years old this year, just the right age. Why don't you make a baby kiss, hahaha."
Father Xi was taken aback: "Is the master's apprentice a girl?"
Yi Lingzi waved his hand: "Boy. He is handsome and well-behaved. He is very sensible at home. He does all the housework. The cooking is delicious. And he has great potential. He will definitely be No. 1 in the metaphysical world in the future. How about it, this business is not bad, Pindao will bring his disciples to visit next month!"
Father Xi hurriedly said: "Boy? Then how can these two children be married?"
Yi Lingzi misunderstood: "In fact, your worry is not unreasonable. It will be the 21st century in two years, and the words of parents and matchmakers have been wrong for a long time. Now we all pay attention to free love, and even poor people understand it. So you Don't worry, didn't Pindao say that he would bring his disciples to visit next month. Wouldn't it be great if the two children were also interested?"
Father Xi was puzzled and wanted to say more, but Yi Lingzi received the voice transmission from Zhenjun Lian Chen's Mo Dou, turned around and left with a smile.
Father Xi was puzzled by Monk Zhanger about this matter.The master's apprentice is a boy, and his Jiajia is so cute, he must be a boy too.Why did the master say that the two boys wanted to make a baby kiss?The master is so powerful, how could he misunderstand the gender?
After waiting at home for a month, Father Xi didn't wait for Yi Lingzi.After waiting for another two years, Father Xi suddenly realized: "It turns out that the master didn't want any reward at all, but just lied to me casually and took the opportunity to leave! The master is really a master, with a high moral character and selfless devotion!"
So, Brother Jia heard his father praise the "high-minded" celestial masters in the metaphysics world for more than ten years.
There is no need to mention the past.Yi Lingzi cheekily changed the subject: "Pindao has been in this ancient tomb for 19 years, and he finally knows some tricks. Qishan, do you know why this is the tomb of a chieftain of Yunnan Province 400 years ago? But there is a thousand-year-old drought devil inside?"
This incident has troubled Taoist Qishan for 19 years, how did he know: "What is going on?"
Yi Lingzi sighed, "This is a double tomb!"
Everyone was shocked suddenly.
Xi Jia didn't know what was so special about the double tomb, but he knew that there was a saying in Huaxia that "the dead are the greatest, and the buried is safe".No matter how many sins a person has committed during his lifetime, there will naturally be eighteen levels of hell waiting for him after death, and there is no need for the living to be too harsh.This sentence is not necessarily correct, but it can be buried in the ground, and the living should respect the corpse of the dead, and don't belittle it casually.
Since this is a double tomb, there must be first come, first served.It’s okay if the later one didn’t know, but if they knew there was a tomb here and built another tomb on top of someone else’s, that would be too much.
Ye Jingzhi looked solemn: "It is difficult for ordinary Fengshui practitioners to detect corpses, but the Dragon's Cave is easy to find. A physicist who can choose the cemetery in this treasured place of Dragon's Cave will certainly not know that there is another Tomb. The overlapping of two tombs is a taboo in geomantic omen, and it is impossible for an ordinary physiognomist to know about it. Unless..."
Yi Lingzi looked at his apprentice with satisfaction: "It was done on purpose."
Ye Jingzhi: "Why?"
Yi Lingzi turned his head and looked at the bronze coffin under his body: "Because, we want to suppress evil."
When these words came out, everyone knew that the evil in Yi Lingzi's mouth was referring to the thousand-year-old drought 魃.But the specific truth, only Yi Lingzi himself knows.
Yi Lingzi said: "Pindao has stayed in this ancient tomb for 19 years, and he has seen every corner of this ancient tomb, including this coffin and a tomb passage hidden under it. Qishan, when the five of us Chase the head-down master to the main tomb, and fight in the main tomb. The opponent is the top head-down master in Vietnam. He has already set traps in this ancient tomb, and even the main tomb is full of traps, so It took us a lot of effort to catch him, but we didn't notice that during this period, we had already destroyed a mysterious formation hidden in the main tomb and opened the sealed tomb passage under the bronze coffin."
Taoist Qishan nodded: "Yes, at that time who had the time to see if there was any weirdness in this ancient tomb, we were only thinking of catching the descendant as soon as possible."
Yi Lingzi said: "So when the thousand-year-old drought 魃 suddenly rushed out of the coffin, I was completely unprepared. It killed Master Jiang to death with one bite, followed by Fellow Daoist Liushan... If we give Pindao some time, we will It won't be such a tragic ending, Pindao can at least allow three people to escape. It's a pity that the Thousand Year Drought Demon appeared too suddenly, it won't give us time."
Taoist Qishan said with a smile: "If you say that, old man, then the old man will feel ashamed. Back then, the old man escaped alone."
Yi Lingzi was no longer sentimental, he sneered and said, "You old man is born with no other skills except running faster than anyone else."
"I am over-flattered."
Yi Lingzi continued: "In the past 19 years, Pindao has not only discovered that this is a double tomb, but also discovered that there is a faint trace of dragon spirit on the body of the thousand-year-old drought."
Xi Jia froze for a moment.
Weak dragon aura, Brother Jia had heard this phrase before, when Ziying escaped from Qin Shihuang's mausoleum, that's how the celestial masters in the metaphysics world described him: Weak dragon aura.Could it be that this Hanba, who was suppressed under the tomb and formation, was once an emperor?
As if hearing the doubts in Xi Jia's heart, Yi Lingzi explained: "The dragon aura is weak and almost undetectable. It should be a prince. Dian Province 1000 years ago belonged to the Nanzhao Kingdom. There should be a prince. I don't know if it is the Tang Dynasty. The prince was still the prince of Nanzhao Kingdom, and was buried in the dragon's lair in this corpse raising place. The prince had resentment during his lifetime, and after his death, he was nourished by both the corpse raising place and the treasure land of the dragon's cave, and gradually became a drought. 400 years ago, it might have come out of the tomb to harm people, so 400 years ago, the chieftain of Yunnan Province found the master and chose his cemetery here to suppress the drought."
Xi Jia's history is not very good, so I can hear it a bit vaguely, but I probably understand what Yi Lingzi means.
After knowing the truth of the matter, the important thing is how to solve it.Yi Lingzi looked at the bronze coffin, and said, "That thousand-year-old drought cat is still alive."
Upon hearing this, everyone was shocked and looked around vigilantly.
As early as when Yi Lingzi reminded Ye Jingzhi not to move his body, everyone guessed that the Millennium Drought Demon had not really been wiped out.Guessing is one thing, actually confirming is another.Yi Lingzi floated slowly to the coffin, and he stood in front of his corpse, and said calmly, "Hanba was sealed in this coffin by the poor Taoist priest, and he has been scratching the coffin for 19 years. Tired of scratching and sleeping, please put it out later."
Xi Jia: "..."
Ye Jingzhi: "..."
Taoist Qishan: "..."
Yang Ze: "..."
Are you fucking kidding me?
The millennium drought that even you Master Yi Lingzi can't solve, the four of them, how can He De be able to destroy it? ! ! !
Among the four, Taoist Qishan even wanted to scold his mother.Although Taoist Qishan is older than Yi Lingzi, he has always admitted that compared to Yi Lingzi, he is a scumbag. Now in the entire metaphysics world, I am afraid that only Zhenxiu Xiuzhen can compete with Yi Lingzi back then.
Yang Ze kept smiling, but this smile was a bit awkward no matter how you looked at it.
Brother Jia was thinking: Is it Hanba's yin energy, or his yin energy?Can he smash the dry 魃 with one foot?
Ye Jingzhi has always respected his master, but he also knows: "Master, this disciple will not be able to destroy the Thousand Year Drought Demon."
Yi Lingzi flicked his sleeves: "Nonsense, even being a teacher can't kill the thousand-year drought. How many years have you lived, you kid, do you want to surpass being a teacher?"
Taoist Qishan: "Then what exactly are you trying to say?"
Yi Lingzi: "Back then, Pindao couldn't destroy it because it was a thousand-year-old drought cat at its peak! What about now? It was sealed in a coffin by Pindao for 19 years. Its strength fell back then. Half, now this coffin is used to seal its eyes, and it has been staying in the coffin, let alone whether it has the strength of 1000 years, it can barely be regarded as a 300-year-old drought at most. If it is not the essence It’s still Hanba, so Pindao still has to wait for you to come? Even if Pindao becomes a ghost, he can wipe out 300-year-old flying zombies with a wave of his hand, okay?”
Taoist Qishan: "...you are the only one who is amazing."
Yi Lingzi arrogantly said, "Pindao is so powerful, why don't you fight?"
Taoist Qishan: "..." Take it, take it.
Since it's just a 300-year-old zombie, even if it's a drought, the four people present can solve it.
Ye Jingzhi carefully removed Yi Lingzi's body from the bronze coffin.Ling Zi said to Xi Jia: "You are an extremely yin body, once the Hanba comes out, it will definitely want to eat you, improve your strength, and heal yourself. The extremely yin body has always been weak, and it is not easy for you to live to such a great extent. You hide behind Pindao, Pindao will protect you, let the mirror destroy it."
Taoist Qishan and Yang Ze looked at Yi Lingzi again with "Are you a fool" expression on their faces.
Yi Lingzi raised his eyebrows: "The poor Taoist only protects his apprentice's daughter-in-law, so hurry up and destroy that Hanbai, don't even think of the poor Taoist to protect you."
Brother Jia thought for a while, nodded obediently, and honestly hid behind Yi Lingzi: "Thank you, Master."
Yi Lingzi was even more frightened: That's right.
Ye Jingzhi gently lifted Yi Lingzi's body down and carefully put it aside.When the corpse was completely removed from the coffin, everyone stared at the coffin vigilantly, not daring to relax.However, after waiting for half a minute, there was no movement in the coffin.
After a long time, Ye Jingzhi turned his head and looked at Yi Lingzi, who nodded.
Ye Jingzhi calmly walked to the bronze coffin, and Wuxiang Qingli was always flying beside him, ready to call at any time.He looked down at the coffin engraved with countless runes, and suddenly slapped the coffin open with his palm.The next moment, Ye Jingzhi quickly stepped back three steps, and everyone also picked up the magic weapon and stared at the bronze coffin carefully.
Another half a minute passed, still no response.
Everyone: "..."
Yi Lingzi is currently in the state of a ghost, and can easily become the main target of Han Yan's attack.So Ye Jingzhi, who was the most powerful present, stepped forward again, holding Wuxiang Qingli tightly in his hands, and Xi Jia also clenched his fists, ready to step forward to meet him at any time.
Ye Jingzhi walked to the bronze coffin step by step, lowered his head slowly, and looked inside.
Three seconds later, Ye Jingzhi turned his head and said, "It seems to be asleep."
Xi Jia: "..."
Yi Lingzi: "..."
Taoist Qishan: "..."
Yang Ze: "..."
I said earlier that the Hanba fell asleep, why are they so scared! ! !
Taoist Qishan and Yangze rushed forward quickly, and when they found that the hare was indeed with its eyes closed, whether it was sleeping or meditating, but there was no movement anyway, Taoist Qishan roared: "What are you doing in a daze? ah!"
Bang bang bang!
Ye Jingzhi lifted Wuxiang Qingli and threw it directly at Hanba's body; Qishan Taoist held up a mahogany sword and kept poking Hanba.Yangze released countless Gu insects, biting the Hanba to pieces.
Yi Lingzi and Xi Jia also rushed up directly, and Yi Lingzi slapped Han Yan on the face with a slap, cursing: "I let you kill Pindao, let you make Pindao hang around with you here for 19 Years. If I had known that you had fallen asleep, Pindao would have waited so obediently?"
Xi Jia actually didn't really want to rush over to beat up Hanba, but Brother Jia joined in the fun, and he also wanted to see what Hanba looked like.So Brother Jia walked up to the coffin and looked down.I saw that this Hanba looked quite similar to a human being. He looked like a middle-aged man in his 40s, with a beard all over his face, but there were black veins on his face, and black lines all over his body. His skin was blood red, and he looked ferocious and terrifying.
After being beaten up like this by everyone, Han Ba didn't wake up, it seemed that he was not sleeping normally, but really fell into a deep sleep.
Xi Jia looked down, and suddenly found that there seemed to be a sapphire pendant hanging around Hanba's neck.He glanced curiously, as if bewitched, subconsciously stretched out his hand, wanting to touch the pendant.Just when Xi Jia stretched out his hand to this Hanba's neck, Hanba opened his eyes in an instant, those blood-red eyes stared at Xi Jia firmly, and grabbed Xi Jia's hand.
Everyone was startled suddenly, before they had time to react, Brother Jia was so frightened that he grabbed Han Yan's neck.
"Crack-"
Brother Jia had never been so frightened by a ghost before, the bloody yin energy was completely uncontrollable, flying crazily between his fingers.With just such a light pinch, Han Yan's eyes immediately stared at the boss, and he looked at Xi Jia incredulously, his mouth opened slightly, revealing a big black mouth mixed with flesh and blood, his lips moved, and he spit out Lost half of a human finger.
Jia Ge was startled again, and reflexively punched him.
There was another "click—" sound.
Taoist Qishan and Yangze who have long been used to it: "..."
Yi Lingzi who was frightened: "!!!"
Only Master Ye, who loves the most, quickly pulled his daughter-in-law's hand out of Hanba's grasp, carefully looked at the red spot caught by Hanba, raised his head and asked, "Master, will it be okay to be caught by Hanba? Is there any elixir in Shennong Valley that can cure this injury? I have a lot of medicine, you tell me, and I will definitely find it."
Yi Lingzi: "..."
Is this the problem of your daughter-in-law getting caught red?
Take a look at this Hanba, its neck is broken!Its mouth was smashed!
Is it appropriate that you only care about your daughter-in-law now?Hanba will cry for you! ! !
As expected of a Hanba, its neck was cut off and half of its face was smashed, but it still didn't die.In the end, Yi Lingzi, Taoist Qishan and Yang Ze joined forces and cast a very powerful spell, which attracted thunder from the sky and smashed the drought mango into pieces, finally destroying it for real.
However, the Hanba was gone, and Yi Lingzi looked at Xi Jia more penetratingly than the Hanba.
"Daughter-in-law..."
Ye Jingzhi was touching Xi Jia's hand, looking at it distressedly, when he heard this, he immediately corrected him: "Master, Jiajia is my daughter-in-law."
Yi Lingzi straightened his face: "That's what it means to be a teacher! Being a teacher... Didn't you realize that you didn't realize it just now? Disciple daughter-in-law, just now... Did you misread something just now as a teacher? You are an extremely yin body , shouldn’t it be the sweet pastry in the eyes of every demon and ghost, Shiquan Dabuwan, why...you seemed to have cut off the neck of the thousand-year-old drought just now with such a light pinch?”
What can Brother Jia say, anyway, with Master, Brother Jia's gentle and obedient image has also been ruined.
Xi Jia tried her best to restore her image: "Master, in fact, when I cut Hanba's neck just now, I used a lot of strength. It suddenly scared me, but I really didn't realize it. Just broke its neck."
Yi Lingzi said quietly: "But even if I try my best as a teacher, I can't stop pinching this Hanba's neck..."
Brother Jia said cheekily: "Maybe Master, you are too old and your strength is too weak."
Yi Lingzi: "..." Are you an idiot for being a teacher?
Now that the matter has come to this, Yi Lingzi also knows that his apprentice daughter-in-law is not as simple as it seems.
He was obviously an ordinary mortal with no magic power, tall and thin, with little flesh, but he could actually cut Han Yan's neck... Well, fierce, fierce enough, it fit Yi Lingzi's appetite.
This apprentice daughter-in-law is so satisfied!
Once he was satisfied, Yi Lingzi looked at Xi Jia again, and was satisfied with what he saw.
He is handsome, strong, and seems to have a good temper. He has always respected him as a master.The only downside is that he is a man.But what about men?Since Jingzhi likes it, it's no big deal.It seems that he, Yi Lingzi, is the most powerful, and the daughter-in-law he found for Tuer, and Tuer is so satisfied, is simply a prophet!
Yi Lingzi finally found out that his disciple had really found his future partner.It's good that way, you don't have to be a loner like him.But there is one thing he has to ask carefully.
Yi Lingzi pulled Ye Jingzhi aside, and asked in a low voice, "Jingzhi, break off relations with those confidante from now on. You daughter-in-law, you are very satisfied as a teacher, and it fits our Wuxiangshan style. Take care of yourself in the future." For your daughter-in-law, don't think about those flamboyant things, no messing around outside."
Ye Jingzhi frowned after hearing this, "Master, I don't have a confidante."
Yi Lingzi chuckled: "Are you still pretending to master? Don't worry, your wife can't hear us. You are 25 this year, how many confidante do you have? As a teacher, remember, how many are there between Longhu Mountain and Shennong Valley?" A very nice little girl. Since you like men, that Hu Die from Longhu Mountain was already pretty when she was young, what do you say to him?"
Ye Jingzhi: "Master, don't talk nonsense, I only have Jiajia."
Yi Lingzi also joked as his disciple: "Okay, okay, I know you can't get along with that Hu Die. That kid was a sissy when he was young, and you definitely don't like it. From now on, you will have sex with those confidantes. Clear the relationship, you know, don't make your daughter-in-law sad."
Master Ye was so aggrieved by this, he reiterated: "Really not!"
Yi Lingzi: "Okay, okay, if you don't have it, you don't have it."
Master Ye said again: "No! Only Jiajia, I only want Jiajia."
Yi Lingzi: "Okay, as long as you have a daughter-in-law, that's fine. You seem to have learned the essence taught to you by my teacher."
"Only Jiajia."
"Well, only your wife."
"I don't have a confidante."
"Well, you didn't."
……
After talking for another 3 minutes, Ye Jingzhi continued to repeat honestly.After hearing Tuer mention No. 20 times, Yi Lingzi finally realized something was wrong: "...Wait, you really don't have a confidante?"
Ye Jingzhi nodded vigorously: "No."
Yi Lingzi: "..." After a while, "The first person you like is your wife?"
Ye Jingzhi: "Yes."
"Have you ever kissed any other little girl?"
Ye Jingzhi blushed: "No...no."
"Have you ever held hands with other girls?"
Ye Jingzhi: "No!"
Yi Lingzi trembled: "Don't tell me, you haven't talked to other girls!!!"
Ye Jingzhi thought about it carefully: "In the past 19 years, I really haven't talked to any female Taoist friends in private."
"I don't have an apprentice like you as a teacher!!!"
Yi Lingzi was trembling with anger, wishing he could slap this useless apprentice to the corner of the wall.Of course Ye Jingzhi didn't understand why his master was angry. He thought for a while and said seriously: "Master, I will treat Jiajia well. He is my daughter-in-law. I like to be with him. Don't worry, I will You know, my daughter-in-law eats meat and I drink soup, and my daughter-in-law tells me to go north, but I will definitely not go south. My disciple will remember what you said."
Yi Lingzi: "!!!" The teacher didn't say such a thing! ! !
Ye Jingzhi raised his head and looked at Xi Jia not far away.Realizing that he was looking at her, Xi Jia smiled and waved lightly.
The corner of his mouth couldn't help but Ye Jingzhi also waved happily, and then looked at his master: "Thank you, master, for making a marriage contract with Jiajia for me back then. I only want Jiajia, and Jiajia is really good."
Yi Lingzi calmed down slowly, and looked at his apprentice solemnly.
Yi Lingzi watched quietly.Ye Jingzhi couldn't hide the joy in his eyes and the smile on his lips. Even when he was talking to Master, he couldn't help being happy because of the young man who waved and smiled with him just now.
Yi Lingzi had never seen Ye Jingzhi like this.In his memory, his apprentice was well-behaved and sensible, never asking for anything, just doing everything well quietly, not as well-behaved as a five or six-year-old child.
Perhaps it was because he was rejected by his family since he was a child, and was thrown into an orphanage when he was very young.His apprentice is so sensible that it makes people feel distressed. In the past 19 years, he has been worrying about what will happen to his apprentice in the ancient tomb.
In fact, Yi Lingzi didn't regret it at all when he didn't explain the marriage contract in detail.He has always been worried that if he made it clear, the father and daughter would take the initiative to find Ye Jingzhi, and found that Ye Jingzhi was a special body of the three evil spirits. Seeing his future potential and the wealth of the entire Wuxiang Mountain, they followed Ye Jingzhi shamelessly. mirror.
His apprentice is only six years old, as long as he knows that it is a marriage contract made by his master, he will definitely admit it and treat the father and daughter wholeheartedly.If the father and daughter disagree, what should they do?Even if Jingzhi really needed that girl and needed her help to solve the crisis of the body of the three evil spirits, he didn't want his apprentice to be deceived like this.
Fortunately, although it is not a little girl, but a little boy, this child seems to be very good to the mirror.
In this way, it is actually enough.
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Xi Jia had already guessed that Yi Lingzi had mistaken herself for a girl at the beginning, so he made such an unreliable marriage contract for Ye Jingzhi.Taoist Qishan and Yang Ze felt baffled: You don't know the daughter-in-law you set up for your apprentice, now?Why, leave if you want to eat clean (didn't)?
Among the four people, only Master Ye had a pure mind and didn't think so much.Ye Jingzhi took a step forward, and said honestly and obediently: "Master, he is my...my fiancée." As he spoke, his face turned slightly red.
Ye Jingzhi has always regarded Xi Jia as his daughter-in-law, and Xi Jia did not correct this point.He knew that he didn't need to correct him, Master Ye had never treated him as a woman, Master Ye knew he was a man.
Ye Jingzhi would never think about such complicated and weird issues. He just thought that he had a fiancée with peace of mind for 19 years, so now that Xi Jia appeared, that Xi Jia was his fiancée, he would not think about those things at all. Some do not.His marriage contract object is Xi Jia, this is the fact.
However, when Yi Lingzi heard his apprentice's words, he didn't even think about it. He laughed loudly: "Qishan, my apprentice is amazing, even more prestigious than me back then. I only had more than 100 confidante friends back then. My apprentice Qing is better than Lan, actually likes men, and even found a man to be his fiancee. My apprentice is so powerful, do you envy me?"
Taoist Qishan had an expression of "Are you a fool?"
Yi Lingzi thought Taoist Qishan was jealous, so he smiled triumphantly and turned to look at Xi Jia.
This look seemed calm and peaceful, like an elder looking at his beloved junior.But for some reason, Xi Jia suddenly felt that Yi Lingzi was examining himself.He was a little surprised, and looked at the white-haired old man in front of him, only to see Yi Lingzi was still smiling, wild and unrestrained.
...Is he thinking too much?
Yi Lingzi waved his hand: "Jingzhi, what's your daughter-in-law's name?"
Ye Jingzhi said: "His name is Xi Jia. Jia Jia, this is Master."
Xi Jia stepped forward: "Master."
Yi Lingzi stroked his beard: "I have died as a teacher for so many years, and I have nothing to give you. Xi Jia, how did you meet my apprentice? Why are you together?"
Xi Jia knew right away that Yi Lingzi had misunderstood.He hesitated for a moment, but decided to explain the truth: "Master, I have a marriage contract with Master Ye."
Yi Lingzi raised his eyebrows: "Who made the marriage contract for you?" After finishing speaking, he turned to look at Taoist Qishan: "Qishan, you stinky old man, you still make a marriage contract for my apprentice? You are so beautiful, what qualifications do you have to give it to me?" My apprentice is engaged."
Taoist Qishan got angry when he heard this: "Okay, you Yi Lingzi, don't you have a cat in your head? When did the old man make an engagement to your apprentice, and you found a wife for Ye Xiaoyou yourself? It's up to the old man. Return the old man Do you want to envy you? Why does this old man want to envy you? Is it amazing to have a hundred confidante? This old man now has four grandchildren and six great-grandchildren, do you have any? Do you have any? Do you have any?"
Yi Lingzi had many confidante friends in his life, but none of them made it to the end.Hearing his grandson, his eyes immediately turned red: "Qishan, you bastard, Pindao won't beat you to death today, Pindao and your surname!"
Taoist Qishan: "Come here! Don't think that the old man can't see that you are a ghost now!"
"Let you slander Pindao, when did Pindao find a man to be a wife for Jingzhi? Are you blind! Pindao is now a ghost? Do you dare to fight Pindao? Wuxiang Qingli !" After saying that, Yi Lingzi summoned Wuxiang Qingli with a flip of his hand.
Wuxiang Qingli was lying obediently in Ye Jingzhi's pocket, when he was suddenly summoned, he was stunned for a while, and after thinking about it, he felt that the voice sounded familiar, so he flew over and floated in Yi Ling Zi's palm.
As soon as Taoist Qishan saw Wuxiang Qingli, he immediately jumped back three steps.He raised his mahogany sword and said tremblingly: "Old man... I don't believe it, you have become a ghost, and you can still beat people!"
Yi Lingzi smiled and said, "Old man, come up and have a try."
Taoist Qishan: "Come here!"
"come here!"
"come here!"
Yi Lingzi: "You were the one who slandered the old man first, so naturally you came here first."
Of course, Taoist Qishan refused to admit such a thing: "You are nonsense! Go and ask your apprentice yourself if Xiaoyou Xi is the marriage contract you made for him, and is the apprentice's fiancée that you admit by yourself. The old man sees that you are old. When you get older, your old eyes will be dizzy, and you will be blind!"
Yi Lingzi sneered and said, "You still dare to mention my good apprentice? That's fine, I will let you die quickly. Come on, Jingzhi, tell this bad old man, is your fiancée and teacher worth a dime?" Is the relationship with money set up for you by the teacher?"
Ye Jingzhi said respectfully, "Yes."
Yi Lingzi laughed: "Old man, did you hear me? My apprentice said 'yes'. Be good to me..." The voice stopped abruptly, and Yi Lingzi turned to look at Ye Jingzhi, dumbfounded. After watching for a while, he quickly turned his head and looked at Xi Jia.His eyes stayed on Xi Jia's face for a while, as if he suddenly remembered something, then his eyes silently slid down to Xi Jia's chest.
Brother Jia hurriedly covered his chest: "..." There is a cat disease!Big man, what kind of chest do you see!
The smile on Yi Lingzi's face froze, and after a while, he retracted Wuxiang Qingli, with a calm expression and a fairy-like appearance: "Jingzhi, as a teacher, I don't know when you learned to lie. You How did your teacher teach you when you were young, not to lie, especially not to your teacher. Have you forgotten it?"
After hearing this, Master Ye felt so wronged.Master Ye replied seriously: "Master, I did not lie."
Yi Lingzi glared at each other angrily: "Still quibbling!"
Ye Jingzhi took out the jade-white Taishan Stone, and Xi Jia understood what he meant when he saw this, and also took out the blood-red Taishan Stone that he was carrying with him.The two of them each held a piece of Taishan stone, and combined gently like this, Ye Jingzhi raised his head, looked at the dumbfounded Yi Lingzi, and said, "Master, Jiajia is indeed my fiancee, he is."
Seeing this situation, Yi Lingzi couldn't remember the marriage he had just arranged for his apprentice before his death.
This matter is very complicated to say.Yi Lingzi stayed in this ancient tomb for 19 years. He was idle and bored all day long. He could only count stones and think about what he had done in his life.Thinking about it, I thought that I had arranged a very important marriage for my apprentice, and thinking about it again, I thought that I didn't explain clearly what this marriage was.
In this way, Yi Lingzi took it for granted: "How is it possible? The teacher didn't make this marriage clear at all. Back then, the teacher told the girl's father that he would bring his apprentice to the door in a month and give her Tell me about this marriage in person. But later, as a teacher, he died with the thousand-year drought, and he didn’t go to that person at all. Naturally, the other party couldn’t find you, and as a teacher, he didn’t tell anyone about this in detail. Mirror, how could you Find that girl from back then?" After a pause, Yi Lingzi had a flash of inspiration, and looked at Xi Jia coldly: "Little friend, does this Mount Tai stone really belong to you?"
Of course Xi Jia knew what Yi Lingzi was talking about.Yi Lingzi was already skeptical of him. After all, any elder, after 19 years, suddenly saw that his disciple, who was foolish and innocent when he was a child, brought a man to see him and kept saying that he was his fiancee. easy to believe.
Xi Jia was not angry either, he was about to explain, but Ye Jingzhi stopped in front of him, raised his head and said: "Master, Jiajia is my fiancee."
Yi Lingzi stared straight: "You said yes? Then what if he is not?"
Like a child who has been robbed of his beloved treasure, Ye Jing affirmed word by word: "I want Jiajia."
Yi Lingzi suddenly got a little tired: "..." The apprentice is getting older, so it's not up to the master!
This incident stunned Taoist Qishan and Yang Ze, and only Xi Jia understood the reason.Seeing Ye Jingzhi standing in front of him and refuting Yi Lingzi, Xi Jia couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, and said, "Master, don't worry about specific matters, I think it should be like this..."
Next, Xi Jia told the story of receiving Taishan Stone when she was four years old because she was a body of extreme yin.Then he talked about how he and Ye Jingzhi met, and how the two are now definitely in a relationship.
After listening to these words, Yi Lingzi: "..."
Yang Ze didn't say anything to save face, but just smiled lightly.Taoist Qishan laughed loudly: "Yi Lingzi! How dare you say that you are not blind, you old fellow, look at you, your old eyesight is so dim that you still think the child you saw was a girl? Hahaha, I am so ridiculous, I will contribute to 'Ghost Knowing' after I go out, it is definitely worth [-] points, hahaha."
When Xi Jia heard this, he quickly wrote down: Yes, this matter can also be submitted!
At this point, Yi Lingzi still quibbled: "You are a body of extreme yin? The body of extreme yin that I have seen, 19 years ago, was already yin... Qi... Chong..."
Yi Lingzi: "..."
Xi Jia put the relic back on and said, "Master, do you understand now?"
Yi Lingzi turned his head to look at Ye Jingzhi, and said, "Good apprentice, let me tell you about the millennium drought. It's actually like this..."
Xi Jia & Qishan Taoist & Yang Ze: "..."
How dare you not change the subject so blatantly! ! !
Yi Lingzi lived for more than 60 years, and stayed in the ancient tomb for another 19 years after his death. How could he admit that he was old and dim-sighted and mistook boys for girls.
In fact, Yi Lingzi also suffered from this matter.
Do you think the matter of mistaking Jia Ge for a girl sounds familiar? Does it seem that someone has also misidentified it?
That's right, half a year ago, Zhuzhao also recognized Brother Jia as a girl, and submitted an article to "Ghost Knows".Because he kept saying that Brother Jia was a girl, the "ghost knows" still took this matter as an excuse, and refused to pay [-] points, but in the end he only paid [-] points, and casually dismissed Zhu Zhaozheng.
The root cause of all this is that this group of masters in the metaphysics world only recognize Yin Qi but not people!
Master Zhuzhao was reaping the fruit of his own accord, he had just glanced at Xi Jia in a hurry, but didn't dare to look any further.At that time, Xi Jia was 1.8 meters tall. Although she had a handsome appearance, she might be mistaken for a girl just by looking at her face, but if you look at it seriously, you will definitely not mistake her.As for Yi Lingzi, he was really wronged.
Jia Ge was really beautiful when he was a child.
With a small face and round eyes, an upturned nose and a small mouth, a pair of big eyes are like washed grapes, watery and tender, no one will doubt that she is a little girl.Moreover, the four-year-old Jia Ge has never played with his peers before because he is too negative.When seeing Yi Lingzi, Brother Jia was shy and shy, hiding behind his father's legs, only dared to show a pretty little face timidly, and looked at Yi Lingzi furtively.
This looks like a beautiful and shy little girl, who would believe it if she said it was a boy?
Coupled with such a heavy yin, Yi Lingzi took it for granted that Brother Jia was a little girl, so he happily betrothed his apprentice.
This was the situation at the time.
Father Xi accepted the Taishan Stone: "Master, this kindness cannot be repaid. You saved Jiajia's life. Please ask Master what you want. I will go through fire and water, and I will do anything!"
Yi Lingzi stroked his beard: "Your child is four years old this year? Poor Dao has an apprentice who is six years old this year, just the right age. Why don't you make a baby kiss, hahaha."
Father Xi was taken aback: "Is the master's apprentice a girl?"
Yi Lingzi waved his hand: "Boy. He is handsome and well-behaved. He is very sensible at home. He does all the housework. The cooking is delicious. And he has great potential. He will definitely be No. 1 in the metaphysical world in the future. How about it, this business is not bad, Pindao will bring his disciples to visit next month!"
Father Xi hurriedly said: "Boy? Then how can these two children be married?"
Yi Lingzi misunderstood: "In fact, your worry is not unreasonable. It will be the 21st century in two years, and the words of parents and matchmakers have been wrong for a long time. Now we all pay attention to free love, and even poor people understand it. So you Don't worry, didn't Pindao say that he would bring his disciples to visit next month. Wouldn't it be great if the two children were also interested?"
Father Xi was puzzled and wanted to say more, but Yi Lingzi received the voice transmission from Zhenjun Lian Chen's Mo Dou, turned around and left with a smile.
Father Xi was puzzled by Monk Zhanger about this matter.The master's apprentice is a boy, and his Jiajia is so cute, he must be a boy too.Why did the master say that the two boys wanted to make a baby kiss?The master is so powerful, how could he misunderstand the gender?
After waiting at home for a month, Father Xi didn't wait for Yi Lingzi.After waiting for another two years, Father Xi suddenly realized: "It turns out that the master didn't want any reward at all, but just lied to me casually and took the opportunity to leave! The master is really a master, with a high moral character and selfless devotion!"
So, Brother Jia heard his father praise the "high-minded" celestial masters in the metaphysics world for more than ten years.
There is no need to mention the past.Yi Lingzi cheekily changed the subject: "Pindao has been in this ancient tomb for 19 years, and he finally knows some tricks. Qishan, do you know why this is the tomb of a chieftain of Yunnan Province 400 years ago? But there is a thousand-year-old drought devil inside?"
This incident has troubled Taoist Qishan for 19 years, how did he know: "What is going on?"
Yi Lingzi sighed, "This is a double tomb!"
Everyone was shocked suddenly.
Xi Jia didn't know what was so special about the double tomb, but he knew that there was a saying in Huaxia that "the dead are the greatest, and the buried is safe".No matter how many sins a person has committed during his lifetime, there will naturally be eighteen levels of hell waiting for him after death, and there is no need for the living to be too harsh.This sentence is not necessarily correct, but it can be buried in the ground, and the living should respect the corpse of the dead, and don't belittle it casually.
Since this is a double tomb, there must be first come, first served.It’s okay if the later one didn’t know, but if they knew there was a tomb here and built another tomb on top of someone else’s, that would be too much.
Ye Jingzhi looked solemn: "It is difficult for ordinary Fengshui practitioners to detect corpses, but the Dragon's Cave is easy to find. A physicist who can choose the cemetery in this treasured place of Dragon's Cave will certainly not know that there is another Tomb. The overlapping of two tombs is a taboo in geomantic omen, and it is impossible for an ordinary physiognomist to know about it. Unless..."
Yi Lingzi looked at his apprentice with satisfaction: "It was done on purpose."
Ye Jingzhi: "Why?"
Yi Lingzi turned his head and looked at the bronze coffin under his body: "Because, we want to suppress evil."
When these words came out, everyone knew that the evil in Yi Lingzi's mouth was referring to the thousand-year-old drought 魃.But the specific truth, only Yi Lingzi himself knows.
Yi Lingzi said: "Pindao has stayed in this ancient tomb for 19 years, and he has seen every corner of this ancient tomb, including this coffin and a tomb passage hidden under it. Qishan, when the five of us Chase the head-down master to the main tomb, and fight in the main tomb. The opponent is the top head-down master in Vietnam. He has already set traps in this ancient tomb, and even the main tomb is full of traps, so It took us a lot of effort to catch him, but we didn't notice that during this period, we had already destroyed a mysterious formation hidden in the main tomb and opened the sealed tomb passage under the bronze coffin."
Taoist Qishan nodded: "Yes, at that time who had the time to see if there was any weirdness in this ancient tomb, we were only thinking of catching the descendant as soon as possible."
Yi Lingzi said: "So when the thousand-year-old drought 魃 suddenly rushed out of the coffin, I was completely unprepared. It killed Master Jiang to death with one bite, followed by Fellow Daoist Liushan... If we give Pindao some time, we will It won't be such a tragic ending, Pindao can at least allow three people to escape. It's a pity that the Thousand Year Drought Demon appeared too suddenly, it won't give us time."
Taoist Qishan said with a smile: "If you say that, old man, then the old man will feel ashamed. Back then, the old man escaped alone."
Yi Lingzi was no longer sentimental, he sneered and said, "You old man is born with no other skills except running faster than anyone else."
"I am over-flattered."
Yi Lingzi continued: "In the past 19 years, Pindao has not only discovered that this is a double tomb, but also discovered that there is a faint trace of dragon spirit on the body of the thousand-year-old drought."
Xi Jia froze for a moment.
Weak dragon aura, Brother Jia had heard this phrase before, when Ziying escaped from Qin Shihuang's mausoleum, that's how the celestial masters in the metaphysics world described him: Weak dragon aura.Could it be that this Hanba, who was suppressed under the tomb and formation, was once an emperor?
As if hearing the doubts in Xi Jia's heart, Yi Lingzi explained: "The dragon aura is weak and almost undetectable. It should be a prince. Dian Province 1000 years ago belonged to the Nanzhao Kingdom. There should be a prince. I don't know if it is the Tang Dynasty. The prince was still the prince of Nanzhao Kingdom, and was buried in the dragon's lair in this corpse raising place. The prince had resentment during his lifetime, and after his death, he was nourished by both the corpse raising place and the treasure land of the dragon's cave, and gradually became a drought. 400 years ago, it might have come out of the tomb to harm people, so 400 years ago, the chieftain of Yunnan Province found the master and chose his cemetery here to suppress the drought."
Xi Jia's history is not very good, so I can hear it a bit vaguely, but I probably understand what Yi Lingzi means.
After knowing the truth of the matter, the important thing is how to solve it.Yi Lingzi looked at the bronze coffin, and said, "That thousand-year-old drought cat is still alive."
Upon hearing this, everyone was shocked and looked around vigilantly.
As early as when Yi Lingzi reminded Ye Jingzhi not to move his body, everyone guessed that the Millennium Drought Demon had not really been wiped out.Guessing is one thing, actually confirming is another.Yi Lingzi floated slowly to the coffin, and he stood in front of his corpse, and said calmly, "Hanba was sealed in this coffin by the poor Taoist priest, and he has been scratching the coffin for 19 years. Tired of scratching and sleeping, please put it out later."
Xi Jia: "..."
Ye Jingzhi: "..."
Taoist Qishan: "..."
Yang Ze: "..."
Are you fucking kidding me?
The millennium drought that even you Master Yi Lingzi can't solve, the four of them, how can He De be able to destroy it? ! ! !
Among the four, Taoist Qishan even wanted to scold his mother.Although Taoist Qishan is older than Yi Lingzi, he has always admitted that compared to Yi Lingzi, he is a scumbag. Now in the entire metaphysics world, I am afraid that only Zhenxiu Xiuzhen can compete with Yi Lingzi back then.
Yang Ze kept smiling, but this smile was a bit awkward no matter how you looked at it.
Brother Jia was thinking: Is it Hanba's yin energy, or his yin energy?Can he smash the dry 魃 with one foot?
Ye Jingzhi has always respected his master, but he also knows: "Master, this disciple will not be able to destroy the Thousand Year Drought Demon."
Yi Lingzi flicked his sleeves: "Nonsense, even being a teacher can't kill the thousand-year drought. How many years have you lived, you kid, do you want to surpass being a teacher?"
Taoist Qishan: "Then what exactly are you trying to say?"
Yi Lingzi: "Back then, Pindao couldn't destroy it because it was a thousand-year-old drought cat at its peak! What about now? It was sealed in a coffin by Pindao for 19 years. Its strength fell back then. Half, now this coffin is used to seal its eyes, and it has been staying in the coffin, let alone whether it has the strength of 1000 years, it can barely be regarded as a 300-year-old drought at most. If it is not the essence It’s still Hanba, so Pindao still has to wait for you to come? Even if Pindao becomes a ghost, he can wipe out 300-year-old flying zombies with a wave of his hand, okay?”
Taoist Qishan: "...you are the only one who is amazing."
Yi Lingzi arrogantly said, "Pindao is so powerful, why don't you fight?"
Taoist Qishan: "..." Take it, take it.
Since it's just a 300-year-old zombie, even if it's a drought, the four people present can solve it.
Ye Jingzhi carefully removed Yi Lingzi's body from the bronze coffin.Ling Zi said to Xi Jia: "You are an extremely yin body, once the Hanba comes out, it will definitely want to eat you, improve your strength, and heal yourself. The extremely yin body has always been weak, and it is not easy for you to live to such a great extent. You hide behind Pindao, Pindao will protect you, let the mirror destroy it."
Taoist Qishan and Yang Ze looked at Yi Lingzi again with "Are you a fool" expression on their faces.
Yi Lingzi raised his eyebrows: "The poor Taoist only protects his apprentice's daughter-in-law, so hurry up and destroy that Hanbai, don't even think of the poor Taoist to protect you."
Brother Jia thought for a while, nodded obediently, and honestly hid behind Yi Lingzi: "Thank you, Master."
Yi Lingzi was even more frightened: That's right.
Ye Jingzhi gently lifted Yi Lingzi's body down and carefully put it aside.When the corpse was completely removed from the coffin, everyone stared at the coffin vigilantly, not daring to relax.However, after waiting for half a minute, there was no movement in the coffin.
After a long time, Ye Jingzhi turned his head and looked at Yi Lingzi, who nodded.
Ye Jingzhi calmly walked to the bronze coffin, and Wuxiang Qingli was always flying beside him, ready to call at any time.He looked down at the coffin engraved with countless runes, and suddenly slapped the coffin open with his palm.The next moment, Ye Jingzhi quickly stepped back three steps, and everyone also picked up the magic weapon and stared at the bronze coffin carefully.
Another half a minute passed, still no response.
Everyone: "..."
Yi Lingzi is currently in the state of a ghost, and can easily become the main target of Han Yan's attack.So Ye Jingzhi, who was the most powerful present, stepped forward again, holding Wuxiang Qingli tightly in his hands, and Xi Jia also clenched his fists, ready to step forward to meet him at any time.
Ye Jingzhi walked to the bronze coffin step by step, lowered his head slowly, and looked inside.
Three seconds later, Ye Jingzhi turned his head and said, "It seems to be asleep."
Xi Jia: "..."
Yi Lingzi: "..."
Taoist Qishan: "..."
Yang Ze: "..."
I said earlier that the Hanba fell asleep, why are they so scared! ! !
Taoist Qishan and Yangze rushed forward quickly, and when they found that the hare was indeed with its eyes closed, whether it was sleeping or meditating, but there was no movement anyway, Taoist Qishan roared: "What are you doing in a daze? ah!"
Bang bang bang!
Ye Jingzhi lifted Wuxiang Qingli and threw it directly at Hanba's body; Qishan Taoist held up a mahogany sword and kept poking Hanba.Yangze released countless Gu insects, biting the Hanba to pieces.
Yi Lingzi and Xi Jia also rushed up directly, and Yi Lingzi slapped Han Yan on the face with a slap, cursing: "I let you kill Pindao, let you make Pindao hang around with you here for 19 Years. If I had known that you had fallen asleep, Pindao would have waited so obediently?"
Xi Jia actually didn't really want to rush over to beat up Hanba, but Brother Jia joined in the fun, and he also wanted to see what Hanba looked like.So Brother Jia walked up to the coffin and looked down.I saw that this Hanba looked quite similar to a human being. He looked like a middle-aged man in his 40s, with a beard all over his face, but there were black veins on his face, and black lines all over his body. His skin was blood red, and he looked ferocious and terrifying.
After being beaten up like this by everyone, Han Ba didn't wake up, it seemed that he was not sleeping normally, but really fell into a deep sleep.
Xi Jia looked down, and suddenly found that there seemed to be a sapphire pendant hanging around Hanba's neck.He glanced curiously, as if bewitched, subconsciously stretched out his hand, wanting to touch the pendant.Just when Xi Jia stretched out his hand to this Hanba's neck, Hanba opened his eyes in an instant, those blood-red eyes stared at Xi Jia firmly, and grabbed Xi Jia's hand.
Everyone was startled suddenly, before they had time to react, Brother Jia was so frightened that he grabbed Han Yan's neck.
"Crack-"
Brother Jia had never been so frightened by a ghost before, the bloody yin energy was completely uncontrollable, flying crazily between his fingers.With just such a light pinch, Han Yan's eyes immediately stared at the boss, and he looked at Xi Jia incredulously, his mouth opened slightly, revealing a big black mouth mixed with flesh and blood, his lips moved, and he spit out Lost half of a human finger.
Jia Ge was startled again, and reflexively punched him.
There was another "click—" sound.
Taoist Qishan and Yangze who have long been used to it: "..."
Yi Lingzi who was frightened: "!!!"
Only Master Ye, who loves the most, quickly pulled his daughter-in-law's hand out of Hanba's grasp, carefully looked at the red spot caught by Hanba, raised his head and asked, "Master, will it be okay to be caught by Hanba? Is there any elixir in Shennong Valley that can cure this injury? I have a lot of medicine, you tell me, and I will definitely find it."
Yi Lingzi: "..."
Is this the problem of your daughter-in-law getting caught red?
Take a look at this Hanba, its neck is broken!Its mouth was smashed!
Is it appropriate that you only care about your daughter-in-law now?Hanba will cry for you! ! !
As expected of a Hanba, its neck was cut off and half of its face was smashed, but it still didn't die.In the end, Yi Lingzi, Taoist Qishan and Yang Ze joined forces and cast a very powerful spell, which attracted thunder from the sky and smashed the drought mango into pieces, finally destroying it for real.
However, the Hanba was gone, and Yi Lingzi looked at Xi Jia more penetratingly than the Hanba.
"Daughter-in-law..."
Ye Jingzhi was touching Xi Jia's hand, looking at it distressedly, when he heard this, he immediately corrected him: "Master, Jiajia is my daughter-in-law."
Yi Lingzi straightened his face: "That's what it means to be a teacher! Being a teacher... Didn't you realize that you didn't realize it just now? Disciple daughter-in-law, just now... Did you misread something just now as a teacher? You are an extremely yin body , shouldn’t it be the sweet pastry in the eyes of every demon and ghost, Shiquan Dabuwan, why...you seemed to have cut off the neck of the thousand-year-old drought just now with such a light pinch?”
What can Brother Jia say, anyway, with Master, Brother Jia's gentle and obedient image has also been ruined.
Xi Jia tried her best to restore her image: "Master, in fact, when I cut Hanba's neck just now, I used a lot of strength. It suddenly scared me, but I really didn't realize it. Just broke its neck."
Yi Lingzi said quietly: "But even if I try my best as a teacher, I can't stop pinching this Hanba's neck..."
Brother Jia said cheekily: "Maybe Master, you are too old and your strength is too weak."
Yi Lingzi: "..." Are you an idiot for being a teacher?
Now that the matter has come to this, Yi Lingzi also knows that his apprentice daughter-in-law is not as simple as it seems.
He was obviously an ordinary mortal with no magic power, tall and thin, with little flesh, but he could actually cut Han Yan's neck... Well, fierce, fierce enough, it fit Yi Lingzi's appetite.
This apprentice daughter-in-law is so satisfied!
Once he was satisfied, Yi Lingzi looked at Xi Jia again, and was satisfied with what he saw.
He is handsome, strong, and seems to have a good temper. He has always respected him as a master.The only downside is that he is a man.But what about men?Since Jingzhi likes it, it's no big deal.It seems that he, Yi Lingzi, is the most powerful, and the daughter-in-law he found for Tuer, and Tuer is so satisfied, is simply a prophet!
Yi Lingzi finally found out that his disciple had really found his future partner.It's good that way, you don't have to be a loner like him.But there is one thing he has to ask carefully.
Yi Lingzi pulled Ye Jingzhi aside, and asked in a low voice, "Jingzhi, break off relations with those confidante from now on. You daughter-in-law, you are very satisfied as a teacher, and it fits our Wuxiangshan style. Take care of yourself in the future." For your daughter-in-law, don't think about those flamboyant things, no messing around outside."
Ye Jingzhi frowned after hearing this, "Master, I don't have a confidante."
Yi Lingzi chuckled: "Are you still pretending to master? Don't worry, your wife can't hear us. You are 25 this year, how many confidante do you have? As a teacher, remember, how many are there between Longhu Mountain and Shennong Valley?" A very nice little girl. Since you like men, that Hu Die from Longhu Mountain was already pretty when she was young, what do you say to him?"
Ye Jingzhi: "Master, don't talk nonsense, I only have Jiajia."
Yi Lingzi also joked as his disciple: "Okay, okay, I know you can't get along with that Hu Die. That kid was a sissy when he was young, and you definitely don't like it. From now on, you will have sex with those confidantes. Clear the relationship, you know, don't make your daughter-in-law sad."
Master Ye was so aggrieved by this, he reiterated: "Really not!"
Yi Lingzi: "Okay, okay, if you don't have it, you don't have it."
Master Ye said again: "No! Only Jiajia, I only want Jiajia."
Yi Lingzi: "Okay, as long as you have a daughter-in-law, that's fine. You seem to have learned the essence taught to you by my teacher."
"Only Jiajia."
"Well, only your wife."
"I don't have a confidante."
"Well, you didn't."
……
After talking for another 3 minutes, Ye Jingzhi continued to repeat honestly.After hearing Tuer mention No. 20 times, Yi Lingzi finally realized something was wrong: "...Wait, you really don't have a confidante?"
Ye Jingzhi nodded vigorously: "No."
Yi Lingzi: "..." After a while, "The first person you like is your wife?"
Ye Jingzhi: "Yes."
"Have you ever kissed any other little girl?"
Ye Jingzhi blushed: "No...no."
"Have you ever held hands with other girls?"
Ye Jingzhi: "No!"
Yi Lingzi trembled: "Don't tell me, you haven't talked to other girls!!!"
Ye Jingzhi thought about it carefully: "In the past 19 years, I really haven't talked to any female Taoist friends in private."
"I don't have an apprentice like you as a teacher!!!"
Yi Lingzi was trembling with anger, wishing he could slap this useless apprentice to the corner of the wall.Of course Ye Jingzhi didn't understand why his master was angry. He thought for a while and said seriously: "Master, I will treat Jiajia well. He is my daughter-in-law. I like to be with him. Don't worry, I will You know, my daughter-in-law eats meat and I drink soup, and my daughter-in-law tells me to go north, but I will definitely not go south. My disciple will remember what you said."
Yi Lingzi: "!!!" The teacher didn't say such a thing! ! !
Ye Jingzhi raised his head and looked at Xi Jia not far away.Realizing that he was looking at her, Xi Jia smiled and waved lightly.
The corner of his mouth couldn't help but Ye Jingzhi also waved happily, and then looked at his master: "Thank you, master, for making a marriage contract with Jiajia for me back then. I only want Jiajia, and Jiajia is really good."
Yi Lingzi calmed down slowly, and looked at his apprentice solemnly.
Yi Lingzi watched quietly.Ye Jingzhi couldn't hide the joy in his eyes and the smile on his lips. Even when he was talking to Master, he couldn't help being happy because of the young man who waved and smiled with him just now.
Yi Lingzi had never seen Ye Jingzhi like this.In his memory, his apprentice was well-behaved and sensible, never asking for anything, just doing everything well quietly, not as well-behaved as a five or six-year-old child.
Perhaps it was because he was rejected by his family since he was a child, and was thrown into an orphanage when he was very young.His apprentice is so sensible that it makes people feel distressed. In the past 19 years, he has been worrying about what will happen to his apprentice in the ancient tomb.
In fact, Yi Lingzi didn't regret it at all when he didn't explain the marriage contract in detail.He has always been worried that if he made it clear, the father and daughter would take the initiative to find Ye Jingzhi, and found that Ye Jingzhi was a special body of the three evil spirits. Seeing his future potential and the wealth of the entire Wuxiang Mountain, they followed Ye Jingzhi shamelessly. mirror.
His apprentice is only six years old, as long as he knows that it is a marriage contract made by his master, he will definitely admit it and treat the father and daughter wholeheartedly.If the father and daughter disagree, what should they do?Even if Jingzhi really needed that girl and needed her help to solve the crisis of the body of the three evil spirits, he didn't want his apprentice to be deceived like this.
Fortunately, although it is not a little girl, but a little boy, this child seems to be very good to the mirror.
In this way, it is actually enough.
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