Ghosts Know What I Experienced

The marriage contract completely reshaped Xi Jia's world view, but Xi Jia didn't have time to be ashamed and distressed about the marriage contract.

As soon as she got home, Xi Jia began to think about how to earn points.

Xi Jia's first reaction was to go out to catch ghosts.A ghost is worth one point, assuming that ghost kills a hundred people, that's only a hundred points.There are only so many ghosts in China, one hundred thousand points, how many ghosts must be caught to pay back the debt?

Immediately afterwards, Xi Jia thought about the daily affairs of the Mausoleum of the First Emperor that he had contributed to "Ghost Knows".

Thinking of this incident, Xi Jia quickly approached the editor of "Ghost Knows", and told him that this was real news and that he wanted to contribute.

After 10 minutes, the editor replied.

[Ghost knows: Fellow Daoist, although your news is true, in the entire metaphysical world, who doesn't know that Qin Shihuang and Qin III like to play with the dot reader in the mausoleum?Fellow Daoist, your news is outdated. 】

【Xi Jia: It was you who said I was fake news, otherwise how could it be outdated! 】

[Ghost knows: Fellow Daoist, I'll give you ten points, be good, let's go play. 】

Xi Jia who got ten points: "..."

【Xi Jia: Why do you refuse to publish my manuscript?Everything I wrote is true! 】

[Ghost knows: Fellow Daoist, it’s not good to say such hurtful words, right? 】

【Xi Jia: Why don't you publish my contribution! 】

[Ghost knows: As far as the writing style is concerned, dare to ask this fellow Taoist, is your Chinese taught by a physical education teacher? 】

Xi Jia: "..."

In a rage, Brother Jia decided not to contribute to "Ghost Knowing" in this life. If there is any big news in the future, let you "Ghost Knowing" regret it!

Contributing to "Ghost Knows" is very impractical. Xi Jia thought about it for a long time, but couldn't figure out how to earn [-] points quickly.Ye Jingzhi didn't know his distress. These days, Master Ye has been earnestly helping his wife clean the house and cooking for her every day, and happily goes downstairs for a walk with her at night.

Sioux City in July is as hot as a furnace.Normally, it is impossible for Brother Jia to go out in this weather, but now Master Ye is here.Master Ye drew a talisman and placed it on Brother Jia's heart, which was cooler than the air conditioner.You don't need to turn on the air conditioner all day, and you can save at least [-] yuan in electricity bills this summer.

The weather was too hot, only Xi Jia and Ye Jingzhi were walking in the community garden.

Noisy cicadas sounded from all directions, making a constant noise.The setting sun had sunk below the horizon, leaving only a lingering afterglow illuminating the sky.Xi Jia looked at the sky absently, thinking about how to earn points, but Ye Jingzhi took out a small popsicle made by himself from the Qiankun bag like a magic trick.

"Jiajia, eat."

He clearly said that he was going out for a walk to lose weight and digest, but every time Ye Jingzhi would bring a lot of delicious food, Xi Jia had long been used to it.He took the popsicle and the two of them ate it together.

After eating the popsicle, Ye Jingzhi took out an apple from the Qiankun bag.I ate apples and bananas.I ate bananas and pears...

The Qiankun bag used by the metaphysic world to store magic weapons is full of all kinds of delicious food at this moment.

Ye Jingzhi frowned slightly when he saw Xi Jia's out-of-control look, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xi Jia came back to her senses: "It's nothing. By the way, Master Ye, don't you need to go out to catch ghosts recently?"

Ye Jingzhi nodded: "It's almost July and a half, and the yin energy in the world is weakening, and it will explode together on July and a half. Recently, the number of lonely ghosts will increase more than before, but the number of fierce ghosts will be less. It doesn't matter if you don't need to go out to catch ghosts often, nothing big will happen."

Xi Jia nodded knowingly.

Ye Jingzhi said again: "Every July and a half when the gate of ghosts opens, there will be a wave of ghosts. The scale was the largest four years ago, and it was the most cloudy one in the past 30 years. But according to normal levels, it only needs to be from the south You Daoyou Yi can lead other fellow Taoists to guard the gate of Fengdu Ghost, they can handle it. I will stay here...to accompany you." After finishing speaking, he secretly looked at Xi Jia.

However, Brother Jia didn't pay attention to Master Ye's shy thoughts at all.

Brother Jia is still thinking about how to make money.

Points are not RMB, you can still earn points if you want to.You don't even have a way to earn points for things like points.

Xi Jia thought about it carefully. Ye Jingzhi found that his daughter-in-law didn't pay attention to him at all, and felt a little wronged, but soon remembered another more important thing: "I'm going to the capital next week, and I'll stay for ten days."

Xi Jia was taken aback: "To the capital?"

Ye Jingzhi nodded: "Yes. The Celestial Masters Congress was postponed. Senior Xixiu asked me to be there, saying that the matter of the Mausoleum of the First Emperor will be discussed at this meeting. Jiajia, this meeting is not fun. I will go alone. Come back soon."

Upon hearing the Heavenly Masters Congress, Xi Jia was the first to think of what Master Ye once said——

"The chairman also comes to attend the Tianshi Congress every year. 』

Xi Jia: "..." The amount of information is a bit explosive.

What Ye Jingzhi thought in his heart was that the Tianshi Congress was not fun at all, and if he didn't bring his daughter-in-law, the daughter-in-law would be bored.What Xi Jia thought was, fortunately, he was not qualified to participate in this congress, otherwise, if he met the chairman at the meeting, how would he talk to the chairman?Can I just say, Hello Chairman, your wife is so beautiful hahaha.

Simply embarrassing.

The celestial masters in the metaphysics world have different thinking from ordinary people because they have learned magic spells since they were young, catching ghosts and exorcising demons.Brother Jia is just an ordinary person. The highest-ranking leader he has ever seen since he was a child is his university president, a department-level cadre.On the day of graduation, Jia Ge was fortunate enough to be plucked by the principal himself, and a group photo was taken as a souvenir.

Brother Jia really couldn't bear it if he jumped from the department level to...that level all of a sudden.

The two continued to walk in the small garden.After eating everything, Ye Jingzhi lowered his head and looked at Xi Jia's right hand that was naturally hanging by his side.His gaze was silently fixed on this hand, and he quietly stretched out his fingers, trying to hook it, but just as he touched it, he retracted a little shyly.

Reaching out his hand again, Xi Jia moved aside, just staggered.

Reaching out again, Xi Jia stopped suddenly, and Ye Jingzhi almost bumped into him.

Before Ye Jingzhi could react, Xi Jia's eyes widened in surprise, and he grabbed his hand.

Ye Jingzhi: "!"

Xi Jia was overjoyed: "Master Ye, I remember you once said that at the Tianshi Congress, because you can't bring anything more than ten kilograms, so every time it comes to the second half of the meeting, those masters have nothing to do, and life is better than death. You said... can I sell Yin Qi power bank to them?!"

Ye Jingzhi: "Huh?"

Thinking of this matter, Xi Jia immediately went to do it.He took Ye Jingzhi's hand, ran home quickly, and dug out many spirit stones left over from the previous few days.

Four days ago, Tiangong Express sent them a big box, which was full of things that were going to be burned in the Mausoleum of the First Emperor.In order to deal with the terrible Qin Shihuang, the metaphysics circle set up an emergency team called "How to Make Qin Shihuang a Ten Thousand Years Dead House", referred to as the "Qin House" team.The people in the metaphysics world are quite kind, and they provided a lot of funds. In the future, Jia Ge will burn things for Ziying without paying out of his own pocket, and the big money in the metaphysics world will take the money.

In this case, everyone gave generously.

What Qin Shihuang wanted didn’t require points at all, and he could buy it with just a little money, so the bigwigs in the metaphysics world were scrambling to pay for it, just like everyone in the class reunion was scrambling to give money.But this time, the masters didn't just talk about it, they really wanted to give money.

【Qishan Taoist: Xi Xiaoyou, this old man and Ye Xiaoyou’s master have such a good relationship, you and Ye Xiaoyou have this kind of relationship, you hurry up and use the old man’s money to buy an Apple mobile phone, and quickly use the old man’s money to buy novels!Take the old man's money to buy it all! 】

[Unawakened Master: Amitabha, Xi Xiaoyou, 500 million has been transferred to your account, please pay attention to check. 】

[Zhenxiu Zhenjun: Pindao paid 300 million in the past, if it is not enough, Xi Xiaoyou, feel free to talk to Pindao. 】

Xi Jia: "..."

Could it be that the masters in the metaphysics world all have cat problems in their brains?Too much money and nowhere to spend it?

That's not at all!

In order to make these masters willing to contribute money and efforts, the four sects, "Ghost Knowing", Tiangongzhai and Tianjimen joined hands to set a start-up fund for the "Qin Zhai" team, which includes 50 points.Whoever makes a big contribution can get more points and share them in proportion.When the group achieves the goal (Qin Shihuang really became a ten thousand year dead house), the points will be shared equally by everyone.

It's not about moving money from one pocket to another.For example, Master Buxing is the host of the Dawanshou Temple among the four sects, but his points are his points. The points accumulated by the Dawanshou Temple over the years belong to the public account and have nothing to do with him.It is impossible for the Unawakened Master to embezzle public funds directly, so if he wants to get these points, he can only work hard honestly.

It stands to reason that Xi Jia must have taken the lion's share of the points, but at the moment he can't get the points, so he can only stare greedily.

With the money transferred from the celestial masters in the metaphysics world, Xi Jia bought several smart phones with the highest configuration and burned them to Ziying.The reason why those celestial masters want to transfer so much money is because they think that Qin Shihuang is a ghost, and the mobile phone he used was burnt out and couldn’t be charged at all, so he must use one to throw another, and he can’t play without a few million. cell phone.

But Brother Jia can charge Ziying.

Xi Jia wanted to return the extra money to those masters, but those masters didn't even want any of them, avoiding him like a tiger, for fear that he wouldn't use his money.

Xi Jia: "..."

These days, there are still people begging you to use money!

That being the case, it is impossible for Xi Jia to use the remaining money by herself.He bought a set of the most comfortable Simmons big round bed and all kinds of good furniture for Ziying, and burned them all.Xi Jia already knew that the third floor of the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, where Ziying often stayed, had always been empty. Since 2000, Ziying has always slept on the floor and never slept in a bed.

That's okay, a lot of furniture has to be burned.

In addition, Xi Jia also burned some snacks and alcohol.Although Ziying kept saying that he didn't like these things, and he hoped that Xi Jia would burn more books, but Xi Jia wanted him to learn more about the outside world.

Since then, Ziying seems really not interested in snacks and wine, but yesterday he took the initiative to find Xi Jia, expressing his desire to invite Xi Jia to make some more wine.

Xi Jia was taken aback: "Ziying, do you like drinking?"

Ziying smiled helplessly: "It's not that I like it, it's that the emperor likes it. The emperor said that the wine is not bad, and he can barely taste it."

Xi Jia: "..." It turned out that Shihuang's father was not doing his job properly, drinking and having fun...

After a moment of silence, Xi Jia asked: "What brand of wine does Qin Shihuang like? I remember that I burned a lot before, including Blue Classic, Fenhe, Luzhou Laojiao..."

"It seems to be called Moutai."

Xi Jia: "..."

Shihuang's father deserves to be Shihuang's father, he chose the best wine!

Master Ye should be asked to help with making wine, otherwise the wine will just be burned directly, and will not be burnt in the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang in its original flavor.But when he learned that Xi Jia wanted to burn some more Moutai, Ye Jingzhi said silently: "That bottle of wine was a special gift from the chairman when I attended the Tianshi Congress the year before last. I never drink, so I only have one bottle."

Xi Jia: "..."

Now, in order to let Shihuang's father drink Moutai, the masters of the metaphysics world donated generously and selflessly, and sent all the wine at the bottom of the box.

Having said that, after burning the yin qi power bank for Ziying, Xi Jia still has a lot of spirit stones that can store yin qi.Ye Jingzhi drew a few spells on the white spirit stones, pulled the Yin energy out of Xi Jia's body, and put them into these spirit stones.

The two worked together and directly transformed ten Yin Qi Lingshi charging treasures.

Xi Jia asked, "Master Ye, how much electricity is there?"

Ye Jingzhi, who is not very good in grades: "It should...it should be a lot."

Xi Jia thought for a while: "How many iPhones can be charged?"

Ye Jingzhi took a power bank and weighed it. After a while, he raised his head and said, "About five or six."

Xi Jia's eyes instantly turned red with excitement.

The opportunity to make a fortune has finally arrived!

Without further ado, that night, Xi Jia asked Ye Jingzhi to help, and hung the ten Yin Qi Lingshi charging treasures in Tiangongzhai's WeChat store.The customer service personnel who were in charge of putting the products on the shelves heard that Ye Yanwang actually wanted to sell Yin Qi power banks, and he was overjoyed. He turned around and said to his colleagues, "Ye Yan Wang actually sells Yin Qi power banks, hahahaha."

The colleague also laughed: "The yin energy of a century-old ghost can only be converted into one kilowatt-hour of electricity. To make it into a power bank, why not sell this century-old ghost to Tiangongzhai, maybe you can even get a point."

The little customer service nodded: "Let me see how many points Ye Yanwang's power bank sells for..."

After three seconds.

"Damn it! 88 points for a power bank? Why don't you grab it!!!"

The number 88 was decided by Xi Jia after thinking for a long time.

Chinese people pay attention to "fat", one hundred points seems too expensive, and fifty points is too little, so I finally chose the price of 88.

An hour later, Taoist Qishan was idly scrolling through Moments, and opened Tiangongzhai's wechat store when he suddenly saw that Ye Jingzhi was actually selling something new.

"Oh? Did Xiaoyou Ye concoct any interesting magic weapon?"

Taoist Qishan opened it, his eyes lit up immediately.He looked at the price again.

After a while, Ye Jingzhi's cell phone rang, so he opened it.

【Qishan Taoist: Ye Xiaoyou, you said that your yin power bank can charge five iPhones, and it’s only as heavy as a cherry, is that true?The old man is old and doesn't study much, don't lie to the old man, where did you get so much yin. 】

Master Ye never lied, and replied earnestly: 【Indeed, it can charge at least five mobile phones. 】

Taoist Qishan was so excited that he was speechless: [This... this, this, this, Xiaoyou Ye, you see, I am also your elder, what is the relationship between us, is 88 points too expensive?In this way, if the old man wants to buy ten charging treasures, the total will be [-] points, okay. 】

[Ye Jingzhi: No, a total of 880 points. 】This is the daughter-in-law's points, no less.

【Qishan Taoist: Six hundred points? 】

[Ye Jingzhi: No way. 】

【Qishan Taoist: Seven hundred? 】

[Ye Jingzhi: No way. 】

Taoist Qishan: "..."

Ye Xiaoyou has changed!He is no longer the kind, lovely and talkative Ye Xiaoyou from before! ! !

In the end, Taoist Qishan honestly gave 880 points and bought the ten power banks.But just after he finished shopping, someone came to buy something again. Xi Jia and Ye Jingzhi quickly transformed the yin energy into the spirit stone and made hundreds of charging treasures.

All celestial masters who buy yin energy charging treasures have to attend the celestial masters congress.These celestial masters are seniors in the metaphysics world, and they are all extremely rich. Only they can afford a power bank with 88 points, and only they have this urgent need to buy enough power banks before the celestial masters congress next week.

After Zhenxiu Xiu also bought the power bank, Ye Jingzhi raised his head and looked at Xi Jia: "Besides me, there are [-] other seniors who participated in the Tianshi Congress. They have all bought it."

Xi Jia swallowed her saliva: "How many points have you sold in total?"

Ye Jingzhi: "2 points."

Xi Jia: "!!!"

In one night, I earned more than 2 points!

Those spirit stones used to transform Yin Qi cost only one point for 100 yuan.Xi Jia's yin energy doesn't cost money, so the actual cost of the 200-odd power bank is only two points, and the blood earns more than 2 points!

However, Xi Jia also knew that because the Tianshi Congress was coming up, his charging treasures were so sold out.In the future, Taoist Qishan and the others will never buy such an expensive power bank.But it doesn't matter, let's make some money first. With this way, Xi Jia has already started to think of other ways to make money.At worst, the price of power banks will increase at the Tianshi Congress next year, so it depends on whether you can buy it or not.

A week later, Ye Jingzhi left for the capital to attend the Tianshi Congress.Xi Jia also happened to take a role in a play, and she only had a cameo role, and she could come back after two weeks in the crew.

The two left Sioux City together.Because Xi Jia was filming and it was inconvenient to take care of her, Ye Jingzhi took her away.

On the day when the Tianshi Congress started, Master Ye calmly put the little black cat and his Qiankun bag on the scale, and the staff member shouted in surprise: "Exactly ten kilograms!"

Master Ye picked up the counselor, took back the Qiankun bag, and entered the conference hall.

In this year's Celestial Master Congress, except for Ye Jingzhi, who carried more than ten kilograms, most of the other Celestial Masters did not bring more than one kilogram.Taoist Qishan happily sat beside Ye Jingzhi, and said with a smile: "Ye Xiaoyou, I heard that you actually brought ten kilograms of things this year. It's unbelievable. Didn't you take nothing with you in the past and listened carefully to the meeting? This year Why did you bring so many things, ah, and a little black cat."

Taoist Qishan stretched out his hand to tease him, and he slapped his hand away with his paw: You don't look good, so don't touch it, meow!

Taoist Qishan: "..."

With Xi Jia's Yin Qi charging treasure, all the celestial masters entered the conference hall this year with happy faces.Especially for a group of monks such as Master Buxing, Buddhist practitioners can’t fast. In the past, in order to bring dry food in every year, these masters couldn’t bring power banks at all. On the second day of the meeting every year, the masters would lie on the table and sleep helplessly. .

This year is different, with Yin Qi power bank, masters can finally play games!

After the meeting started, Master Xixiu walked up to the rostrum and began to speak.The celestial masters secretly glanced at the mobile phones under the table, happily reading novels, watching TV, and playing games, not afraid of running out of electricity.Zhenxiu Xiuzhen halfway through speaking, he arched Ye Jingzhi's clothes aggrievedly, and Ye Jingzhi immediately took out the Qiankun bag, and then... took out a small piece of dried fish, and fed it into his mouth.

Taoist Qishan saw all this: "..."

Dare you bring ten kilograms of dried fish? ! ! !

Ten days passed by in a flash. Unlike previous years, when the body was broken and life was worse than death, the celestial masters all had ruddy complexions and walked out of the conference hall refreshed.Ye Jingzhi walked last, hugging her cowardly.

The little black cat was lazily sleeping in his arms. Ye Jingzhi walked slowly. Halfway through, the phone vibrated and he opened it.

【Xi Jia: I didn't expect to come back early.Master Ye, when will you come back, will you be in time for lunch?What do you want for lunch, I will make it for you. 】

His eyes suddenly lit up, and Ye Jingzhi quickened his pace, overtook more than 20 celestial masters, and flew towards Su City in a single ride.

Flying home at the fastest speed, the moment I opened the door, the rich aroma of vegetables hit my face.

Xi Jia was putting a dish on the table when he suddenly saw Ye Jingzhi and said in surprise, "It's so fast, it's only eleven o'clock."

Master Ye put the egg in his arms on the ground, and Wuxiang Qingli flew out of his pocket quickly, playing happily with him.

It seems to be the most simple and warm family.I am waiting for you at home, I only come home because of you.

After Xi Jia put the dishes on the table, she smiled helplessly, "I still have some dishes to cook, Master Ye, didn't you say you'll be home around twelve o'clock?"

Where there are people, there is a home.

Ye Jingzhi stared at Xi Jia steadily, for a long time, he suddenly clenched his fingers, as if mustering up a lot of courage, and walked up to Xi Jia.Xi Jia looked at him inexplicably, with slightly parted lips and clear eyes.The two stared at each other for a long time, and Ye Jingzhi's eyes moved to the rosy and full lips little by little, but each time he quickly turned away, and couldn't help but look over.

Xi Jia smiled: "Master Ye?"

Ye Jingzhi was instantly discouraged, blushed, turned and walked into the kitchen: "I... I'll cook."

Xi Jia chuckled, touched his lips, looked thoughtfully at Ye Jingzhi's flustered back, and gave a low "hmm".

After dinner, the two went out to the supermarket.When I got home, it was already evening.

Ye Jingzhi cut a large watermelon, half of it was dug for Xi Jia to eat, and the other half he carefully took out all the black seeds, waiting for Xi Jia to eat later.After Xi Jia ate his half of the watermelon, Ye Jingzhi hurriedly handed over the freshly dug watermelon pulp.

Xi Jia couldn't laugh or cry, he found the reddest and sweetest piece of flesh in the center of the watermelon, dug it out, and said softly: "Master Ye, eat this."

Ye Jingzhi was slightly stunned.

Xi Jia smiled and said, "It's delicious, open your mouth."

Ye Jing opened her mouth subconsciously, and the sweet and delicious watermelon pulp entered her mouth.

Seeing Ye Jingzhi's dazed look, Xi Jia couldn't help lowering her head and laughing.He ate the watermelon bit by bit, and the reddish juice stuck to his lips, making it even more crystal clear.

Ye Jingzhi couldn't help but stare dumbfounded.

Xi Jia didn't notice Ye Jingzhi's abnormality. He lowered his head and concentrated on eating watermelon, when suddenly he heard a faint voice in his ear: "Yes...you can kiss..."

Xi Jia was taken aback, then raised his head and asked, "Master Ye, did you speak just now?"

Ye Jingzhi blushed immediately, held back for a long time, and then whispered: "Can I kiss...Can I kiss..."

Xi Jia vaguely heard the word "pro", but couldn't hear the others clearly.He put down the spoon and asked, "I still don't seem to hear clearly, Master Ye, can you say it again?"

Ye Jingzhi plucked up his courage, and was about to say it loudly, when it came to his mouth, he became a mosquito again: "You can kiss..."

Xi Jia: "Huh?"

Ye Jingzhi lowered his head: "Can I kiss..."

Master said, to be kind to your wife, you must get her approval in advance for everything you do.Well, although he really wants to kiss his wife now, he can't do so without her consent.

Really unable to hear Ye Jingzhi's words clearly, Xi Jia simply turned off the TV: "Master Ye, what did you just say?"

Ye Jingzhi looked up at Xi Jia.His ears were already bleeding red, and after holding back for a long time, he mustered up the courage to say it again.But just when he was about to speak, a crisp doorbell rang.

Both of them turned to look at the door.

As soon as the door opened, Qishan Taoist looked at Ye Jingzhi excitedly, and said directly: "Ye Xiaoyou, I probably have some ideas on how to subdue your old age. In this world, only your master Yi Lingzi can solve this problem, But 19 years ago, he died in an ancient tomb with a thousand-year-old drought demon. Now it is almost 20 years, we really can't find a way to suppress your evil spirit, and that ancient tomb will soon be opened again, we can Go into the ancient tomb and see if you can find clues from Fellow Daoist Yi Lingzi!"

The author has something to say: Mirror: Master said that everything should be done with the consent of the daughter-in-law, and you can’t kiss just as you want...

C+: Who said that, Master Ye, you can kiss and do whatever you want, of course it’s okay.

Mirror [eyes brighten]: Really?

C+: Hmm.

after a long time……

C+: You are not allowed to move! ! !

Mirror [wronged Baba]: QAQ is obviously a daughter-in-law who said that I can kiss whenever I want, if I want to ♂ do ♂ what ♂ what ♂ I do ♂ what ♂ what ♂...