The cannon fodder is said to be stupid? [Transmigration Book]

"Dxy's new boyfriend is quite handsome, I want to get this man's profile within 5 minutes, gkd!"

"Report--sisters, take a look, the information is here! [Link] By the way, Mr. Shen and dxy Weibo are mutually related! Welcome to follow Mr. Shen's latest Weibo (please be sure to follow!) The link is here! [Link]"

"Fuck, this Weibo is so sweet. This must be love!"

——Love your sister!Sweet your brother-in-law!Du Xingyu couldn't stand it anymore, and angrily clicked on the report button!

Just after he clicked on it, the page was refreshed, and a newest floor popped up suddenly, which made Du Xingyu stunned.

"Hush—sisters, let's try cp! Guidance Weibo Chaohua#常话桑香#! There is already a wife who produces food, don't want sweet ones!"

Looking at this floor, Du Xingyu paused with his fingers wanting to leave the post, and then opened Weibo with his backhand.

Chaohua is very easy to find.It didn't take long for Du Xingyu to drop his phone after he hadn't checked Weibo!This so-called co-talk, Sang Yuchao, is actually Shen Sangye x his CP!

As we all know, the CP world rules, attack first and accept later.Why put Shen Sangye's name in front of him? !

...No, even if Du Xingyu is in front, he can't knock!

Du Xingyu was a writer of novels before time travel, and he also used CP, so he naturally knew that those who wanted to CP could not be stopped.He understands this kind of things in the CP circle too well, and it cannot be suppressed. Not only cannot it be suppressed, but it may have the opposite effect.No matter how many places you change, no matter how many ways you change, no matter how many CPs you change, as long as someone wants to knock it, they can definitely knock it!

Therefore, blocking is worse than sparse, it is better to draw from the bottom of the pot!Du Xingyu calmed down and thought of a good way.

The novels I wrote for so many years in my previous life were not for nothing!

Thinking of this, Du Xingyu's blood suddenly became hot, and he didn't go to sleep anymore. He simply crawled out of the bed, turned on the computer, and prepared to start writing.

I haven't written for a long time, and the feel is gone.However, the thought of starting writing again made Du Xingyu excited.

He opened the document and typed the first word.

Then he didn't stop, and wrote a short story with ten thousand characters in one breath.

I don't know if it's because of the excess of inspiration caused by the suffocation in my heart, or because of something else, Du Xingyu actually doesn't have Kawen, and follows the train of thought in his mind to produce food.

Looking at her first post after time travel, Du Xingyu couldn't help but secretly sighed: "I really didn't expect that my first post would actually be my own CP!"

That's right, since knocking on CP can't be stopped, then simply don't stop it.The so-called blocking is worse than sparse, since they like to knock mulberry and elm CP, then... produce food for mulberry and elm CP!

As long as there is more food to be produced, one day, the emperor of the United States will eventually become the emperor of the United States!

And when it comes to food production, there is no one more confident than Du Xingyu!

Du Xingyu logged into her Weibo account.He specially chose a trumpet that Shen Sangye didn't know. After logging in, he followed Gonghua Sangyu's Chaohua, and then posted his first short article in it.

@近死了这样心吧：#共话桑香[超话]# Although Sangyu CP is beautiful, I am actually addicted to reverse CP!Is there anyone who can help us #杯叶#CP duck! 1551 was so cold, I had to cut my own leg... [Picture]

In her previous life, although Du Xingyu was not a super popular writer, after all, she had written for so many years and accumulated a wave of readers of her own. She also climbed over the walls of many CPs and secretly produced food.In terms of writing, especially CP writing, Du Xingyu is still confident!

In Du Xingyu's article, although Shen Sangye looks tall and burly, his appearance and so on are all concepts forcibly instilled in him by his parents.

Shen's father and Shen's mother believed that as a boy, he should be strong and powerful, and he must not be sissy!

However, in fact, there is a little girl living in Shen Sangye's heart.Shen girl likes cute and soft animals, and also likes pink|tender|tender ornaments.

Shen Sangye only bought a pink alarm clock once when he was a child, but was scolded by his angry mother, and the alarm clock was thrown out of the house.

Since then, Shen Sangye never dared to reveal his heart.Although he is tall and strong in appearance, his heart is sensitive|sensitive and inferior.

Until the day when he was 28 years old, Shen Sangye met Du Xingyu.Du Xingyu is sunny, cheerful, lively and generous. He almost fell in love with this boy the first time he saw Du Xingyu.

In this way, Shen Sangye fell in love with Du Xingyu at first sight, and when he saw Du Xingyu again, he would never forget the cheerful laugh of this young man.

But the inferiority complex in his heart made him dare not approach such a sunny boy.He can only hide in a dark corner, quietly follow him on Weibo, and comment on a fancy rainbow fart every day, hoping that the other party will become happier after seeing it.

However, unexpectedly, one day, Du Xingyu disappeared.Shen Sangye frantically looked for him, and finally found him in a hospital—it turned out that Du Xingyu's first love had a car accident and failed to be rescued...

Du Xingyu lay on Shen Sangye's shoulder and cried endlessly.It was the first time for Shen Sangye to see Du Xingyu like this. In his memory, the smile on Du Xingyu's mouth never disappeared.

"Go to a bar." Du Xingyu said, and dragged Shen Sangye into a bar.

In the bar, Du Xingyu didn't speak, just sipping his wine in silence.Shen Sangye wanted to persuade him, but he didn't know how to speak.

While drinking, Du Xingyu suddenly said, "Shen Sangye, do you like me?"

Shen Sangye was stunned, he was seen through by the other party, he could neither deny nor say "I like you", so he had to lower his head with a blushing face.

Du Xingyu chuckled lightly and said, "If you like me, follow me."

With that said, Du Xingyu got up and left.Shen Sangye couldn't control himself, his heart was beating wildly, he even guessed the result of following up.

But he couldn't control his |legs.

He eventually followed.

After one night, Shen Sangye opened his swollen eyes from crying.He didn't sleep all night, but Du Xingyu had already fallen asleep through the alcohol.

Shen Sangye resisted the pain in his body, got up, and left.He didn't want to trouble Du Xingyu because of this incident, and he didn't want to cast a little bit of gloom on the cheerful and sunny boy in his heart.

From then on, he was still the boy who loved to laugh, and he... was just a bump in his life.

Shen Sangye never came back, and he never even logged into the trumpet that boasted about rainbow farts to Du Xingyu every day.

He left his job, his family, and his love.Holding only a sliver of white moonlight in my heart, I stepped into an unknown land and started a new life.

Of course he didn't know that Du Xingyu had been looking for him frantically for ten years since he left.

Ten years later, on the noisy street, Shen Sangye led a nine-year-old child, and lied to the child that he was his uncle.

The child looked up cutely and asked, "Uncle, where is my mother?"

His heart skipped a beat.

Sure enough, not long after, someone immediately commented on his Weibo.

"Evil reverse CP, go away, go away, go away...go...so delicious! I paid attention, not enough, roll around and ask my wife to continue to produce food, QAQ!"

"Nimma, there's a bit of literature here too?... I can ask my wife to continue!"

"Ben Qiang is loved by fans! My wife begs for more~Modomaduo~"

"Birth is delicious! Wipe your mouth, gkdgkd!"

"There's something inside, girl Shen, I can do it! Crying and begging my wife to give me a HE!"

Although it is already late at night, the number of fans on Du Xingyu's Weibo account is still increasing, and the comments are gradually increasing. Even Xingye's tag has become active.

Seeing that the discussions under Xingye's tag gradually increased, Du Xingyu fell asleep contentedly, ready to recover and continue to produce food tomorrow night!

What should I write tomorrow?How about the coquettish Shen Sangye?Or Shen Sangye in women's clothing?hey-hey.

——At this moment, he has forgotten that the food he produces is also his own CP...

The next day, Du Xingyu, who hadn't coded for a long time, suddenly felt very itchy. He felt that yesterday's CP food made him regain the feeling of generating electricity for love in his previous life.

By the way, the food produced this time is not for love at all, but for revenge. Du Xiaoyu firmly refuses to admit that it is for love!

After writing like this, I feel like I can't stop.

When I was in class this morning, Du Xingyu started to conceive a new setting in his mind.Before it was time to finish class, he couldn't control his thoughts of coding.

After class was finally over, Du Xingyu picked up her notebook and ran to the school library.He liked the library very much when he was coding before. It is quiet and atmospheric, which will make it easy for him to enter the state of serious coding.

After coming to the library, Du Xingyu habitually found a remote corner and sat down by himself.As long as there is a charging socket, it is the same for Du Xingyu wherever the seat is.

Moreover, compared to the central location of the crowd, this kind of remote corner is more his favorite. There is no one to disturb here, and there is naturally an environment suitable for coding.In this environment, Du Xingyu's hand speed will be higher than usual.

Just as Du Xingyu was frantically outputting all kinds of ideas of his own, a lowered male voice suddenly came from beside him, asking softly, "Can I sit here, please?"

Du Xingyu didn't care about the other party, his eyes never left the computer screen, he was immersed in the world of words and couldn't extricate himself.

The other party looked very familiar, and sat directly next to him, and even leaned over to continue asking: "What are you writing?"

Du Xingyu subconsciously snapped the laptop shut, and only then did she have time to take a good look at who this guy who disturbed other people's codes was!

...It was Shen Sangye? !

At this moment, Shen Sangye was wearing a black suit and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, making him look like a cultural elite.

"You!" Du Xingyu almost yelled, but he remembered that this was the school library in time, and he quickly lowered his head and lowered his voice, "Why are you here?!"

Shen Sangye also imitated Du Xingyu, lowered his head and pressed his voice: "Of course I came to see you."

"?" Another big question mark popped out of Du Xingyu's head.

Shen Sangye chuckled, shamelessly dragged the stool towards Du Xingyu's side, and explained in a low voice: "I applied for a librarian here."

"You? An administrator?" Du Xingyu opened his mouth in surprise, and his heart was frightened, so that his voice couldn't help but a little louder, "You are a CEO... come to apply for a librarian? Is your head still OK?!"

"Hush!" Shen Sangye covered Du Xingyu's lips with his index finger, and continued, "I'm just asking you if you were surprised or not?"

"No, you applied for this job with your doctoral degree certificate? That's all?" Du Xingyu asked in disbelief.

"..." Shen Sangye was silent for three seconds, then changed the subject, "It's almost lunch time, where is Xiaoyu going to eat? Let's eat together."

As soon as he talked about eating, Du Xingyu thought of yesterday's canteen tragedy. He absolutely didn't want to experience it again.This time it was Du Xingyu's turn to be coaxed, he refused very movedly, picked up his laptop and ran away, the speed was so fast that he was afraid that Shen Sangye would catch up behind him.

Seeing that Du Xingyu was obviously hiding from him, Shen Sangye was also very helpless.Although the effect of eating together yesterday was very good, it obviously scared Du Xingyu.It seems that the old trick can no longer be repeated today.

Thinking of this, Shen Sangye sighed helplessly, and then opened Weibo.

After Shen Sangye's unremitting efforts, his trumpet has successfully applied for the management of Gonghua Sangyu Chaohua.The daily task is to look through Chaohua to see how many wives have produced food and how many new fans have joined.

But today's Chaohua, why do you feel that the traffic is less than yesterday?

—Is it an illusion?

This time for lunch, Du Xingyu wisely ordered takeaway in advance, and ate it in his dormitory with the takeaway.After eating, I also produced some food in the dormitory by the way.

Although takeaway is not very healthy, it is really delicious and convenient!Du Xingyu's dinner is also taken out.Takeaway is really the ladder of human progress, it saves a lot of time and energy!Du Xingyu turned on the computer and sighed while typing.

Just as he was writing more and more excited, and even couldn't help but want to drive, a tough guy with a Northeast accent suddenly appeared in his mind:

[Oh my god, little brother, what are you doing?If you want to drive, hurry up, Ma Liuer! 】