Extra episode 06 Salted fish turns over!
On the night of Halloween, Yan He was still studying.
The spring of thinking about doing advanced mathematics was completely blocked, Yan He knocked his head, this must be because of the ridiculousness of staying up all night lately.After 30 seconds of tormenting ideological struggle, he decisively chose to relax.
Gu Ze, who was seriously writing a manuscript in the study, suddenly saw a head protruding from the desk.
Yan He: "^▽^"
Gu Ze: "..."
There was still half of the manuscript left, so Gu Ze looked at the manuscript in the computer, and then at Yan He who was resting his head on the table and shaking his head with a smile, like a child who didn't grow up, but also like a silly husky.He hesitated for a few seconds, then closed the file.
He has seen Yan He, who is the chairman, act resolutely and decisively when he is doing business in the school.But as soon as he got home, he was like a lazy sheep who just entered the green grassland and let himself go. His IQ dropped rapidly and degraded to preschool age.
I like to shout "I am the man who is going to be the One Piece!!!" to the TV. It's okay, I like to "giggle" with a mobile phone by myself and forcefully pull him over to watch the so-called "silly netizens" Forget it, recently I am obsessed with learning all kinds of silly and cute moves, such as learning how to speak from a sloth, or singing and shouting at him after rewatching "Wulin Biography", "Lang Jun~~~"
Mental patients have wide thinking, and mentally handicapped children have more joy.
Gu Ze looked at the kindergarten principal with shining pupils in front of him.
Yan He: "^▽^"
Gu Ze: "..."
No need to think about it, you know that you are here to see him for Halloween.The idea of a one-sided creature is easy to guess.
"Trick or treat?" Gu Ze weighed his words, trying to speak to him gently with a child's tone.
The mentally handicapped child was uncharacteristically today, and sneered disdainfully, which made Gu Ze wonder whether he was stimulated by mathematics and became normal.
Yan He leaned forward with a smirk, and frivolously raised Gu Ze's chin: "Children are trickor treats, adults are kissors`e`x."
Gu Ze was amused by his self-proclaimed "adult", responded to his teasing with a light smile, and calmed his restless heart maturely: "Well, then you are great."
Unexpectedly grinning, Yan He's eyes were a little erratic, and he said casually: "Then, Mr. Gu, let's go for a walk."
One night, Gu Ze raised his eyebrows again in surprise.He didn't quite understand this logic. First, he interrupted him to write a manuscript, and then he said a swear word, and then he came to the conclusion that he should go for a walk?
Although it was strange, Gu Zewen didn't ask any questions when he saw those expectant eyes. He stood up, glanced at the loose casual clothes on his body, and said, "Wait for me, I'll go change."
After only a few steps, Yan He staggered a few steps with a leap of faith, and the little kid hanging on him hurriedly said, "No! No! Don't change! This one is very good!!"
Gu Ze wanted to say something else, but Yan He immediately wrapped himself around his body like an octopus, and dragged him step by step towards the door.
Yan He's big face pressed against him: "^▽^"
Gu Ze said helplessly, "Okay, you come down first."
Gu Ze's intuition told him that there was deceit, but he still couldn't beat the person who was so powerful in his tricks, so he took him for a walk.
The further you go, the more familiar this path becomes.
Gu Ze looked at him: "Want to go for a walk inside the school?"
Yan He bouncing around, without the steady appearance of a senior who has graduated, but like a tender and cute freshman who just entered the first year of high school.He cheerfully: "Yeah!"
Today is the high school holiday, only a few guards and uncles are chatting.
There are only a few offices left in the teaching building that are open and bright.
There was no one around, so Yan He boldly took Gu Ze's hand.
Gu Ze grabbed him back forcefully.
The turf on the edge of the playground track has been replaced with a new layer, which looks soft and clean.Yan He couldn't help recalling the maddening pasture, feeling a little dissatisfied.Let go of Gu Ze's hand, walked to a place and stepped on it a few times.
"It's here!! I'll never forget this place!" Yan He gritted his teeth, "After playing ball that evening, I was lying on the grass to rest. my face!"
Gu Ze smiled awkwardly: "I already knew."
Yan He stared at him resentfully, annoyed: "Yeah, you spy on my Weibo every day, of course you know." Just because of this, he posted on Weibo for a week, condemning this kind of unreasonable behavior. Behavior!
"No." Gu Ze gave him an inscrutable look, "I watched the live broadcast."
Yan He didn't understand why, and then suddenly looked up.Ah!is not that right?Gu Ze's office is facing the playground.His desk is by the window, and if you look down a little, you can see his handsome and sweaty figure on the court.
Yan He felt elated when his beloved saw his heroic performance.
He could be called the main force of the basketball team at that time!
As soon as he was in a good mood, Yan He pulled Gu Ze up and ran to the 5th floor, reaching the door of the former classroom in one breath without panting.
His classroom is now a vacant self-study classroom.Even the doors are locked.
Yan He leaned against the window, rolling his eyes to look at the podium and blackboard.
Even though the overall style is different, he can still see the shadow of the past.
On the left side of the large blackboard, the hard-to-remove sticker print of the word "class schedule" has not been completely cleaned.Two ugly but stubborn little bear hooks on the tiles by the door.On the blue folded curtains, you can still faintly see "Ze [Xin] He" he wrote with a black ink pen.
Yan He looked at everything familiar inside, and said with emotion: "Mr. Gu, do you know when I fell in love with you?"
The people behind him looked at him quietly.
Without waiting for Gu Ze to answer, Yan He seemed to be stuck in memory, talking to himself: "After graduation, I often dreamed of you giving lectures in front of the podium. At that time, most of the people in our class admired you , when it comes to the exams, I try my best to get a taste of immortality with you."
"You don't say anything except the teaching content. You don't give us ideological education, you don't make jokes, and you don't chat with us like other teachers. It's special to me, our class Girls all think you are a boring monster from the abstinence department..." This nickname came from the mouth of the "consultant", thinking of the past, Yan He couldn't help smiling.
Yan He still remembers a time when he pretended to be stupid and ran to the office to ask Gu Ze a question.
In fact, the answer was almost ready to come out, and he kept pretending "I don't understand", "I don't understand", "Ah...why?".
After explaining for a long time, Gu Ze finally couldn't help asking: "The coordinates of point A and point B, how did you shoot?"
Yan He was indulging in the joy of "daily skin", and the answer was completely in line with his heart: "How cool and how to cum!"
Back then, Gu Ze didn't kill him, how merciful it was!
I'm sorry, Mr. Gu, I polluted your little classroom.
Gu Ze patted the silly and happy Yan He, and suddenly seemed to remember something, strode to the window at the back door: "I remember this window..."
Before the voice fell, the window was opened.
Yan He was shocked, and the blood in his body was boiling: "That's right!! The last window in our classroom is broken!! There is no surveillance!!!"
He was the one who ran to the Academic Affairs Office for Gu Ze to report for repairs when the monitoring failed.As a result, it was disassembled and never installed again.
Gu Ze put his hands together and went in.Yan He eagerly imitated him, and wanted to choose a handsome pose when he jumped down, almost spraining his ankle.
"Teacher Gu..." Yan He looked at Gu Ze with admiration.
"Ah."
"I've always had a dream..." His eyes lit up.
"Ok?"
"It still keeps appearing in my dreams^▽^..."
"……Um?"
Yan He nervously said, "Can you give me a show in front of the podium, just once!!!"
Gu Ze, who was still tender and affectionate, suddenly changed color: "Huh?"
Yan He tried his best to fight for his own sexual happiness: "You have always been on top! Now it's my turn!!!"
Gu Ze was about to beat him with hardware, as if he had expected what he would say, Yan He raised his hand decisively, and interrupted him abruptly: "Don't talk about it with me! Although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs!!! "
With a gloomy expression, Gu Ze flatly refused: "No!"
"Why..." Yan He wailed, "You don't love me anymore QAQ."
Gu Ze couldn't bear to look at the ashen-faced Yan He, but this is a matter of principle and cannot be regressed.Then he thought of Yan He's series of abnormal actions today, no wonder he had to be more relaxed about not changing his clothes... It turned out that they were all premeditated.Gu Ze patted his head with a sunny smile: "If you can't do it, you can't do it."
It's hard and soft to eat!
As soon as Yan He changed his grief-stricken look, he jumped up angrily without even a buffer.Just thinking about how to make a move, he suddenly spotted the fiery red banner in front of the opposite teaching building outside the window—"Sprint for the small college entrance examination! Go for A! Keep B! Kill C!"
A flash of light appeared.
Yan He smiled triumphantly like a landlord: "Mr. Gu, before the junior college entrance examination, you said that if you get an A in the exam, you will promise me one request, right? Isn't it?"
Gu Ze's smile froze at the corner of his mouth, and he suddenly had the urge to push the fucked man in front of him to the ground and ruthlessly ravage him.
What a debt to him!
He frowned fiercely, and said dryly, "...there's no trick here, let's do it next time."
Seeing that Gu Ze was loosening, Yan He cheered from the bottom of his heart and almost went to heaven. He hugged Gu Ze's waist who was about to escape, and dragged him back forcefully, his voice raised an octave unconsciously: " Teacher Gu, why are you so anxious! I brought it! I brought it!"
If it wasn't for the precious opportunity, Yan He would really like to have a "Yo Yo Chek trouble" on the spot~
Gu Zehu kept silent.
Yan He, who rarely took the initiative, wanted to carry his princess to the podium.
Today he wants to live out his style! ! !
When the curtain was drawn, Yan He tried his best to please Gu Ze.Today is a great opportunity for Xianyu to turn around! !Maybe he will become the eternal TOP in one fell swoop! ! !
When he was touched, Gu Ze's whole body tensed up, and he squeezed out a few words with difficulty: "Come directly."
^ ▽ ^
(Planning the route for you again, um, before the podium...)
Seeing Gu Ze going down the stairs with a gloomy expression and awkward expression, Yan He was so satisfied that he almost cried with joy.
Dad, your son is finally promising today, I'm sleeping until Gu Ze! ! !
With tears in his eyes, Yan He still did not forget to help his daughter-in-law. It seems that Yan He can understand the love of the expectant father for the pregnant woman with a baby.He wrapped around Gu Ze's arm like an octopus, and even touched his stomach with a cheap hand, very regretful: "Hey, it would be great if you could conceive with my seed."
The corners of Gu Ze's eyes twitched slightly. He had experienced too much in one night, so he lost his chrysanthemums in just a short walk.He didn't hesitate to destroy the beautiful fantasy in Yan He's heart at the expense of the collapse of his character: "Just that thin hair, don't you have any points in your heart?"
Hmph, as a husband, he is too lazy to argue with his wife, Yan He said energetically, "Then Mr. Gu, come here a few more times for me!"
"Ah."
"Mr. Gu, don't you really think about it? My skills are very good! It's a pity if you don't do it for such a Q bomb~~ Let's do it again, you will have endless aftertaste balabalabala..."
……
On the night of Halloween, Yan He was still studying.
The spring of thinking about doing advanced mathematics was completely blocked, Yan He knocked his head, this must be because of the ridiculousness of staying up all night lately.After 30 seconds of tormenting ideological struggle, he decisively chose to relax.
Gu Ze, who was seriously writing a manuscript in the study, suddenly saw a head protruding from the desk.
Yan He: "^▽^"
Gu Ze: "..."
There was still half of the manuscript left, so Gu Ze looked at the manuscript in the computer, and then at Yan He who was resting his head on the table and shaking his head with a smile, like a child who didn't grow up, but also like a silly husky.He hesitated for a few seconds, then closed the file.
He has seen Yan He, who is the chairman, act resolutely and decisively when he is doing business in the school.But as soon as he got home, he was like a lazy sheep who just entered the green grassland and let himself go. His IQ dropped rapidly and degraded to preschool age.
I like to shout "I am the man who is going to be the One Piece!!!" to the TV. It's okay, I like to "giggle" with a mobile phone by myself and forcefully pull him over to watch the so-called "silly netizens" Forget it, recently I am obsessed with learning all kinds of silly and cute moves, such as learning how to speak from a sloth, or singing and shouting at him after rewatching "Wulin Biography", "Lang Jun~~~"
Mental patients have wide thinking, and mentally handicapped children have more joy.
Gu Ze looked at the kindergarten principal with shining pupils in front of him.
Yan He: "^▽^"
Gu Ze: "..."
No need to think about it, you know that you are here to see him for Halloween.The idea of a one-sided creature is easy to guess.
"Trick or treat?" Gu Ze weighed his words, trying to speak to him gently with a child's tone.
The mentally handicapped child was uncharacteristically today, and sneered disdainfully, which made Gu Ze wonder whether he was stimulated by mathematics and became normal.
Yan He leaned forward with a smirk, and frivolously raised Gu Ze's chin: "Children are trickor treats, adults are kissors`e`x."
Gu Ze was amused by his self-proclaimed "adult", responded to his teasing with a light smile, and calmed his restless heart maturely: "Well, then you are great."
Unexpectedly grinning, Yan He's eyes were a little erratic, and he said casually: "Then, Mr. Gu, let's go for a walk."
One night, Gu Ze raised his eyebrows again in surprise.He didn't quite understand this logic. First, he interrupted him to write a manuscript, and then he said a swear word, and then he came to the conclusion that he should go for a walk?
Although it was strange, Gu Zewen didn't ask any questions when he saw those expectant eyes. He stood up, glanced at the loose casual clothes on his body, and said, "Wait for me, I'll go change."
After only a few steps, Yan He staggered a few steps with a leap of faith, and the little kid hanging on him hurriedly said, "No! No! Don't change! This one is very good!!"
Gu Ze wanted to say something else, but Yan He immediately wrapped himself around his body like an octopus, and dragged him step by step towards the door.
Yan He's big face pressed against him: "^▽^"
Gu Ze said helplessly, "Okay, you come down first."
Gu Ze's intuition told him that there was deceit, but he still couldn't beat the person who was so powerful in his tricks, so he took him for a walk.
The further you go, the more familiar this path becomes.
Gu Ze looked at him: "Want to go for a walk inside the school?"
Yan He bouncing around, without the steady appearance of a senior who has graduated, but like a tender and cute freshman who just entered the first year of high school.He cheerfully: "Yeah!"
Today is the high school holiday, only a few guards and uncles are chatting.
There are only a few offices left in the teaching building that are open and bright.
There was no one around, so Yan He boldly took Gu Ze's hand.
Gu Ze grabbed him back forcefully.
The turf on the edge of the playground track has been replaced with a new layer, which looks soft and clean.Yan He couldn't help recalling the maddening pasture, feeling a little dissatisfied.Let go of Gu Ze's hand, walked to a place and stepped on it a few times.
"It's here!! I'll never forget this place!" Yan He gritted his teeth, "After playing ball that evening, I was lying on the grass to rest. my face!"
Gu Ze smiled awkwardly: "I already knew."
Yan He stared at him resentfully, annoyed: "Yeah, you spy on my Weibo every day, of course you know." Just because of this, he posted on Weibo for a week, condemning this kind of unreasonable behavior. Behavior!
"No." Gu Ze gave him an inscrutable look, "I watched the live broadcast."
Yan He didn't understand why, and then suddenly looked up.Ah!is not that right?Gu Ze's office is facing the playground.His desk is by the window, and if you look down a little, you can see his handsome and sweaty figure on the court.
Yan He felt elated when his beloved saw his heroic performance.
He could be called the main force of the basketball team at that time!
As soon as he was in a good mood, Yan He pulled Gu Ze up and ran to the 5th floor, reaching the door of the former classroom in one breath without panting.
His classroom is now a vacant self-study classroom.Even the doors are locked.
Yan He leaned against the window, rolling his eyes to look at the podium and blackboard.
Even though the overall style is different, he can still see the shadow of the past.
On the left side of the large blackboard, the hard-to-remove sticker print of the word "class schedule" has not been completely cleaned.Two ugly but stubborn little bear hooks on the tiles by the door.On the blue folded curtains, you can still faintly see "Ze [Xin] He" he wrote with a black ink pen.
Yan He looked at everything familiar inside, and said with emotion: "Mr. Gu, do you know when I fell in love with you?"
The people behind him looked at him quietly.
Without waiting for Gu Ze to answer, Yan He seemed to be stuck in memory, talking to himself: "After graduation, I often dreamed of you giving lectures in front of the podium. At that time, most of the people in our class admired you , when it comes to the exams, I try my best to get a taste of immortality with you."
"You don't say anything except the teaching content. You don't give us ideological education, you don't make jokes, and you don't chat with us like other teachers. It's special to me, our class Girls all think you are a boring monster from the abstinence department..." This nickname came from the mouth of the "consultant", thinking of the past, Yan He couldn't help smiling.
Yan He still remembers a time when he pretended to be stupid and ran to the office to ask Gu Ze a question.
In fact, the answer was almost ready to come out, and he kept pretending "I don't understand", "I don't understand", "Ah...why?".
After explaining for a long time, Gu Ze finally couldn't help asking: "The coordinates of point A and point B, how did you shoot?"
Yan He was indulging in the joy of "daily skin", and the answer was completely in line with his heart: "How cool and how to cum!"
Back then, Gu Ze didn't kill him, how merciful it was!
I'm sorry, Mr. Gu, I polluted your little classroom.
Gu Ze patted the silly and happy Yan He, and suddenly seemed to remember something, strode to the window at the back door: "I remember this window..."
Before the voice fell, the window was opened.
Yan He was shocked, and the blood in his body was boiling: "That's right!! The last window in our classroom is broken!! There is no surveillance!!!"
He was the one who ran to the Academic Affairs Office for Gu Ze to report for repairs when the monitoring failed.As a result, it was disassembled and never installed again.
Gu Ze put his hands together and went in.Yan He eagerly imitated him, and wanted to choose a handsome pose when he jumped down, almost spraining his ankle.
"Teacher Gu..." Yan He looked at Gu Ze with admiration.
"Ah."
"I've always had a dream..." His eyes lit up.
"Ok?"
"It still keeps appearing in my dreams^▽^..."
"……Um?"
Yan He nervously said, "Can you give me a show in front of the podium, just once!!!"
Gu Ze, who was still tender and affectionate, suddenly changed color: "Huh?"
Yan He tried his best to fight for his own sexual happiness: "You have always been on top! Now it's my turn!!!"
Gu Ze was about to beat him with hardware, as if he had expected what he would say, Yan He raised his hand decisively, and interrupted him abruptly: "Don't talk about it with me! Although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs!!! "
With a gloomy expression, Gu Ze flatly refused: "No!"
"Why..." Yan He wailed, "You don't love me anymore QAQ."
Gu Ze couldn't bear to look at the ashen-faced Yan He, but this is a matter of principle and cannot be regressed.Then he thought of Yan He's series of abnormal actions today, no wonder he had to be more relaxed about not changing his clothes... It turned out that they were all premeditated.Gu Ze patted his head with a sunny smile: "If you can't do it, you can't do it."
It's hard and soft to eat!
As soon as Yan He changed his grief-stricken look, he jumped up angrily without even a buffer.Just thinking about how to make a move, he suddenly spotted the fiery red banner in front of the opposite teaching building outside the window—"Sprint for the small college entrance examination! Go for A! Keep B! Kill C!"
A flash of light appeared.
Yan He smiled triumphantly like a landlord: "Mr. Gu, before the junior college entrance examination, you said that if you get an A in the exam, you will promise me one request, right? Isn't it?"
Gu Ze's smile froze at the corner of his mouth, and he suddenly had the urge to push the fucked man in front of him to the ground and ruthlessly ravage him.
What a debt to him!
He frowned fiercely, and said dryly, "...there's no trick here, let's do it next time."
Seeing that Gu Ze was loosening, Yan He cheered from the bottom of his heart and almost went to heaven. He hugged Gu Ze's waist who was about to escape, and dragged him back forcefully, his voice raised an octave unconsciously: " Teacher Gu, why are you so anxious! I brought it! I brought it!"
If it wasn't for the precious opportunity, Yan He would really like to have a "Yo Yo Chek trouble" on the spot~
Gu Zehu kept silent.
Yan He, who rarely took the initiative, wanted to carry his princess to the podium.
Today he wants to live out his style! ! !
When the curtain was drawn, Yan He tried his best to please Gu Ze.Today is a great opportunity for Xianyu to turn around! !Maybe he will become the eternal TOP in one fell swoop! ! !
When he was touched, Gu Ze's whole body tensed up, and he squeezed out a few words with difficulty: "Come directly."
^ ▽ ^
(Planning the route for you again, um, before the podium...)
Seeing Gu Ze going down the stairs with a gloomy expression and awkward expression, Yan He was so satisfied that he almost cried with joy.
Dad, your son is finally promising today, I'm sleeping until Gu Ze! ! !
With tears in his eyes, Yan He still did not forget to help his daughter-in-law. It seems that Yan He can understand the love of the expectant father for the pregnant woman with a baby.He wrapped around Gu Ze's arm like an octopus, and even touched his stomach with a cheap hand, very regretful: "Hey, it would be great if you could conceive with my seed."
The corners of Gu Ze's eyes twitched slightly. He had experienced too much in one night, so he lost his chrysanthemums in just a short walk.He didn't hesitate to destroy the beautiful fantasy in Yan He's heart at the expense of the collapse of his character: "Just that thin hair, don't you have any points in your heart?"
Hmph, as a husband, he is too lazy to argue with his wife, Yan He said energetically, "Then Mr. Gu, come here a few more times for me!"
"Ah."
"Mr. Gu, don't you really think about it? My skills are very good! It's a pity if you don't do it for such a Q bomb~~ Let's do it again, you will have endless aftertaste balabalabala..."
……
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