818 The dead face control who slept with me

02-Jin Daochang raised an egg

Daoist Jin raised an egg, and the news quickly spread throughout the streets and alleys of Yanshan County. People who eat melons gathered at the door of Daoist Jin's house, hoping to see the true face of the egg.Daoist Jin did not disappoint them. As soon as the door opened, Daoist Jin, who was tall and tall, was followed by an egg.The egg looks similar to the egg in the world, but it is much bigger. It can be seen that this is an egg that is enough to make people full.

Someone with good intentions guessed that Daoist Jin may have taken advantage of a certain secret, so he prepared a reserve of food for himself.Originally, this conjecture was absurd, but who is Daoist Jin?Inexplicably, how did you raise an egg?If there is no story here, I really wouldn't believe it.It can't be said that Daoist Jin fell in love with an egg at first sight.

In this way, many people went to Taoist Jin to ask if there would be famine and pests in Yanshan County, etc. Even the county magistrate couldn't sit still and went to Taoist Jin's house in person.Daoist Jin was really easy to talk, and he explained it kindly, saying that this is a spirit beast raised by himself, which is auspicious.Ever since, the news that this egg was not a reserve grain but an auspicious one spread like wildfire and continued to spread.

The county magistrate originally wanted to report the incident of the sudden drop of auspiciousness in Yanshan County, but after thinking about it, it is just an egg now, and I don’t know what is inside. Things were temporarily suppressed like this.It has to be said that the county magistrate is a sensible person, and his work is considered reliable and prudent.

Jin Daochang would take it with him when he went out to do errands, eat and sleep together, one person and one egg, inseparable.Egg, oh no, Xiangrui lived in Yanshan County, attracting attention but being free.

These days, it’s not uncommon for dogs, meows, and rabbits to wander, but who has ever heard of egg slippery?

Every morning and dusk, people in Yanshan County can always see that Daoist Jin is taking this legendary auspicious piece out for a walk.The egg can't walk, it has no legs or feet, so it can only be kicked. Sometimes Jin Daochang is afraid that it will kick too much and break himself, so he will simply pick up Xiangrui and walk for a while, and occasionally say a few words sentence.

Every time the common people see auspiciousness giving way, they will automatically make way out. Children will come up to ask the Taoist priest if they can touch it, and some people who are pregnant or sick want to be blessed with auspiciousness.At a time like this, Daoist Jin didn't say anything, he just looked at the egg, if the egg bounced on the spot once, it was accepted, and if it jumped twice on the spot, Daoist Jin would decline it for it.

After returning home, the egg would jump on the bed. At this time, Daoist Jin would often catch it, knock on the eggshell a few times with his fingers, and teach him a lesson: "I was covered in dust when I went out, and I jumped on the bed, believe it or not!" Throw you into the pot to boil?"

When he said this for the first time, Dan was still scared, shrank into his arms, and rubbed against his neck to please him. When he said it again later, Dan was not afraid, but he would still rub him flatteringly neck.Sometimes Jin Daochang wondered whether this guy jumped on the bed to rub his neck, or he rubbed his neck after being taught a lesson because he didn't remember to eat but not hit.

Taking care of the eggs is a very simple matter. There is almost no cost in controlling the eggs. If there is one thing that embarrasses Mr. Jin, it is the two things of sleeping at night and bathing.

Every time Jin Daochang takes a bath, he will bring eggs with him. Anyway, no matter whether it is a male egg or a female egg, in short, no one can see what one looks like now. There is no such thing as a male and female defense.However, an egg is an egg after all, if the water is hot, it may be cooked, and if the water is cold, it may freeze, Daoist Jin is also very embarrassed.And the egg is still sinking, it sinks in the bathtub, until halfway down it is bubbling, the eggshell gradually turns slightly red, it seems that it will try its best to float up, but it can't bear its own weight , and continued to sink, the only way to do it was to hold her in her arms and put her on her legs.

It's even more troublesome when it's time to sleep. Daoist Jin always feels like he's pregnant with a child. When he falls asleep on his side, his abdomen will bulge out, and the egg just nests there , snuggled up to his body to keep warm.During the long night, Daoist Jin had to sleep in such a position, for fear that if he turned over on his own, the egg would be kicked off the bed or crushed.In fact, if it's really just being pressed, the egg doesn't matter. Jin Daochang is worried about what he will do if he is caught by the egg.

Not only the people in the county know about the auspiciousness of Jin Daochang's family, but also the big and small monsters in the Fuyun Mountain fifty miles outside Yanshan County.Speaking of this Fuyun Mountain was not originally called Fuyun Mountain, but Orange Mountain.Three years ago, when Jin Daochang passed through Juzi Mountain, the monster in the mountain consciously posted a notice, saying that the world has been floating clouds for thousands of years, but he begged the Taoist priest to let him go, and henceforth it was named Fuyun Mountain.

The nest of monsters in Fuyun Mountain usually fights in small ways, Daoist Jin often has to deal with them, and the more you deal with them, the more familiar they will be, and Yanshan County will become more and more peaceful.The King of the Mountain in the mountains is a banshee. It is said that a medicine named "Ma Yinglong" used to heal trauma in the Huichun Medical Center in a certain town before February 220, 22 became a essence, and her maiden name was Liu Guang. .

"I heard that there is a spirit beast egg in Yanshan County." Monster A said.

"It looks delicious." Monster B continued.

"Let's eat it." Monster C suggested.

"Damn it, you think it's Tang Seng, waiting for you to eat?!" Liu Guang slapped him, and roared angrily.

"My lord, that's a spirit beast egg!" The trembling monsters knelt down on the ground, and said tremblingly boldly.

"Divine beast eggs are not acceptable either!" Liu Guang said firmly, and after she finished speaking, she comforted the demons again: "Aren't they just eggs, my lord Ming'er, I will take you down the mountain and transform into a human form to find Daoist Jin to have a look? By the way please How about eating skewers at the next restaurant?"

As soon as she said this, the group of monsters cheered up and expressed their opinions: "I want Pippi shrimp."

"I want crayfish."

"I want spicy pot."

"Wow, I want lamb leg."

"I want sweet and sour pork ribs."

In the end, the voice was small, as if it was too low to be heard clearly, but it just rang in Liu Guang's ear. When Liu Guang turned his head, he saw a Chinese cabbage that had just become fine two days ago wriggling its body and blushing. looking at himself.

She raised the hem of her skirt and walked over, stroking the top of Chinese cabbage essence with her slender fingers, and said with a smile: "You still want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs with a single Chinese cabbage, just eat your mushy radish."

Hearing this, the cabbage essence hid her face and ran away with tears.

The next day, a group of rare guests came to Daoist Jin's house. Daoist Jin stood at the door and rubbed the center of his brows, calculating how much money he still had to be a landlord, and felt ashamed when the accounts were settled.

-----to be continued-----