I want to counterattack [brother]

Sitting on the leather sofa in the private room, Bao Ju was content.

He raised Erlang's legs and held a cigarette in his mouth: "Tell me, what's the matter? I'll have a husky in a while?"

Ma Dan saw that he had a cigarette in his mouth and didn't smoke, so he handed him a lighter with a bitter face, lit the cigarette, why are you playing with it in his mouth?It's quite expensive...

Bao Ju refused, squinting, smoking is so harmful to health, and not smoking is so healthy, and he looks like a domineering president!

"Stop nagging, tell me quickly, what's the matter? I have something to tell you."

Ma Dan sat opposite him, with a bitter face that was about to droop to the ground: "Oh, just today, I went to the physical examination to check the stool. I saw the little nurse is pretty, so I wanted to tease her."

Bao Ju raised her eyebrows and interrupted: "Then she let the husky bite you? You killed the husky when you got angry?"

"I'll wipe it! Chrysanthemum, be serious!"

Bao Ju: "You fucking said you're a husky."

"I'm saying that in a tone, it's an expression of exclamation! It's an expression of shock!"

Bao Ju was a little curious: "Then when you said you ate shit, did you mean to sigh?"

Ma Dan wiped the tears that didn't exist on his face: "Listen to me! The little nurse who checks the stool is very pretty, I want to tease her. I ran to the door and bought a roasted sweet potato, mashed it and put it in the stool box Here, the nurse said too much, let me deal with it, I said, don’t bother, and eat with your hands after speaking, the little nurse didn’t even have time to take off the mask, so she vomited on the spot! At this time, the person next to me patted My shoulder: Brother, you took the wrong box, this box is yours!"

puff--

"Then what am I eating? It's shit! I fucking ate shit!! It's someone else's shit!!!"

Puff hahahaha——

"What are you laughing at? Dude is still laughing in such a miserable situation, what about loyalty?"

Bao Ju laughed so hard that he lost his voice, but he still forcibly held back out of loyalty.

"Have you checked it? There are a lot of bacteria in there."

"Check it out, let the owner of the shit suppress it! Along the way, I'm afraid that others won't know that I ate shit!"

Bao Ju wanted to laugh again, it was too much, but he held back.

"Then it's okay to check?"

"It's okay, the shit I ate is quite clean, but that's not the point! What I just said is not the point!"

Still important?Bao Ju leaned forward slightly, waiting for the next sentence.

"The point is the owner of the poop," Ma Dan said with horror on his face, "he said he would be responsible for me!!!"

"Hi! What am I supposed to do? She wants to be responsible, so you can just let her take the responsibility. What are you afraid of when a girl sends you a good job?"

Ma Dan was a little broken: "You don't understand! You don't understand at all!!! What kind of girl is there, that psycho is a man!"

Bao Ju didn't react for a while, and felt something was wrong: "Ah? Oh...a man..."

"Ah!" Then suddenly frightened, "A man? Are you being targeted by a man?"

Ma Dan pouted and nodded with tears in his eyes, with a sad look on his face.

Bao Ju had a hazy expression, a trembling voice, and erratic eyes: "That man, what does he look like?"

Ma Dan looked at Bao Ju through teary eyes, what happened to the chrysanthemum?The expression is hazy, the voice is trembling, and the eyes are erratic. Is this frightened?I haven't been scared stupid yet, but he was scared stupid?As expected of his buddy, he's really loyal.

"What does it look like... just like that! Chrysanthemum, don't worry too much about me, buddy, I'll beat up that psychopath so sooner or later that I'll cry and call him daddy! Have you taken a fancy to me? Don't piss and take photos..."

Bao Ju interrupted him, his expression became more hazy, his voice trembled more, and his eyes became more erratic: "Is he... is he... wearing a black Cai Sizhe suit?"

Ma Dan was amazed: "Ao! That crazy person is that appearance!! Oh? How do you know?"

"Guess how he knows."

A voice sounded sinisterly from behind Ma Dan.

Mo Dan's hair stands on his head: Why is this voice so familiar?It's like a person... can't you?

Ma Dan turned his head stiffly, saw the people behind him clearly, put his hands on his head and pulled his hair, and let out a slow scream in his throat: "Crazy? Ah----!!!"

How did this neuropathy come in?He glanced at the door, but it was not closed! Who was the last one to come in just now?

Ma Dan wanted to cry, it seemed that this was the last door he entered...

The author has something to say: This is a joke I saw a long time ago. It is not original. Is it a crime to do so? ?I don't understand either (??д??)

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