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Except for the elementary school days, the days seem to be speeding up, and day and night are not enough, as if to squeeze myself into a flea, so that I can deal with work and various worries.Lu Shijun sat at the corner of the conference table, listening to Gao Shuli's methodical criticism: "Don't try to correct users' usage habits and concepts, they only need apps that can cater to their own tastes, and only a few brands can cultivate their habits. Yes. A pre-advertisement is only 5 seconds, and 80% of people will not choose to skip it, so the test time to arouse the resonance of the other party must be within 4 seconds, otherwise the advertisement will end and customers will lose interest. In order to speed up reading Speed, text can be omitted, and pictures must also be concise. Looking at your plane in turn, the content of the pictures is scattered, the text is incomprehensible, and the link module is not embedded. If you use such things to fool customers again, I can give Each of you write a letter of recommendation to Party A's advertising department to ease the competitive pressure in the advertising industry."

A colleague muttered to the side: "It would be great if I really recommend it. Party A has a lot of money and less pressure. If I had anything to do with it, I would not be sitting here long ago."

Lu Shijun came to his senses a little bit, patted the other person on the shoulder habitually, and comforted him: "Don't worry, don't rush, hang around for a few more years, and we will withdraw when we have enough qualifications."

The other party looked up to the sky and sighed: "I don't know if the speed of promotion and salary increase can keep up with the pace of the increase in medical expenses. I feel that when I stand among the flowers and plants, it becomes a poem."

Lu Shijun's mind was filled with a colorful posthumous photo: "Deep condolences, XX eternal?"

"Fuck you," the other party gave him a blank look, "How is Wan Muchun in front of the sick tree?"

When the leader said "the meeting ended", everyone walked out of the meeting room with their heads bowed and their feet drooping. Those who stayed up late went home to sleep, those who put on makeup went to the bathroom to remove their make-up, and those who worked overtime continued to work.Lu Shijun glanced at the tender blue sky outside the window, and then remembered in a daze that it was already the mid-spring when the grass grew and the warblers flew. No wonder I didn’t find a group of tigers on someone’s seat in the early morning. .

In contrast, Alex and Mr. Gu, the CPs that the whole company pays attention to, have suffered a bad spring since Alex broke up with his girlfriend.Everyone had mixed feelings as they watched the blond-haired man in front of him drive away with a gloomy face and the car behind followed him step by step.It happened that Gao Shuli was also holding a teacup to watch the excitement, so a colleague said, "Mr. Gao, Mr. Gu's level is considered sexual harassment."

Another colleague said: "This hat is a bit hard-covered. The road belongs to everyone. Alex can walk, so why can't Mr. Gu chase after him? Besides, if this kind of thing is reported to the Public Security Bureau, there is no way to file a case."

Gao Shuli spread his hands: "I can only guarantee that Mr. Gu can't get in touch with Alex during working hours, and I can't reach him at other times."

Lord Tiger quietly appeared in front of the glass window, staring at the scenery of the street like everyone else, but was hugged by the female colleague, squinted his eyes with a "meow", and lay calmly on the female colleague's chest.

"You said, if some specific events happen, will they build a relationship like in the TV series?"

"There is this possibility, such as the suspension bridge effect and the Stockholm effect in psychology. Transforming the relationship between each other into another necessary connection can easily increase mutual favorability." Gao Shuli nodded slightly.

"So, Mr. Gao, is there any psychological effect that can overcome Alex's homophobia?" Lu Shijun asked.

Gao Shuli turned towards him, his eyes were deep and gentle under the reflection of the sunlight, with a faint smile on his face: "There is no need for this effect, as long as Alex likes Gu Quansi."

Lord Tiger moved his body lazily, plucked his ears, opened his brown pupils, and jumped down from his embrace. Lu Shijun stared at its back and changed the subject: "Mr. Gao, Mr. Tiger has been making our building famous for the past few nights. Should we serve it with some dried fish?"

"Well, it's worked hard." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the eyes of a group of single dogs and fake single dogs begging for food, and added indifferently: "But I remember that distribution according to work is the basic distribution principle of our socialism. More work, more rewards, encourage each other.”

In mid-May, Lu Shijun was selected by the Chinese and American as a one-week tour of Australia, which was actually a huge shortage of projects. The male colleagues patted him on the shoulder to express their envy. The female colleagues have already listed and asked a group to buy The boss smiled and said, "Remember to do a brief when you are tired from the sun."As for Gao Shuli, he raised his head from the folder and buried it back: "Oh, just pretend to be stupid when you get there, don't speak English too well, just pretend to ask about the company's operations and cooperation intentions I don’t know.” When he walked out of the office relying on the fantasy of the scenery in a different place, a voice came from behind: “Remember to bring more clothes, the police call is 000.”

In the wet and cold picturesque scenery, after experiencing the boa constrictor curled up in the toilet and the palm-sized spider in the corner, any SOHO will immediately find a prison-like office to shrink up. I realized the company's conspiracy when I met the two-hour deadline.Drinking ginger beer that tasted like ginger soup, watching Alex kissing foreign girls not far away, and the noise of BBQ torturing his will, he finally closed the computer and walked into the room.

The mobile phone on his body rang, and it was Gao Shuli's voice who connected: "How are you doing, are you having fun?"

Looking at the jubilant crowd outside the window, Lu Shijun felt as if a drop of oil was being swayed by the ripples of the party. There was no light in the room, so it was a bit cold. He said, "Reluctantly. Are you off work?"

"Well. Today, there is another party A who wants to use the company's products to pay for the final payment. Last time, the whole company that sold family planning products patted their breasts and said that they had no sex life, so they shirked it. This time it was breast enlargement. Show me how to use it—can I sue her for sexual harassment?"

Lu Shijun can fully imagine the helplessness of Gao Shuli, a self-proclaimed social elite, when he meets a difficult woman in the market, and his sigh after a moment of silence: "Be more tolerant to customers, Comrade Gao Shuli, uknowgodisagirl."

"Master Hu's paw was injured a little bit, and he has been more peaceful these two days, but according to the security guard, there are groups of cats barking at the building at night."

"En." Lu Shijun switched hands to answer the phone.

"By the way, tomorrow is your birthday in the Gregorian calendar. Do you plan to celebrate?"

"No need, it's not a day worth remembering. However, it would be great if I could eat a bowl of longevity noodles cooked by others." Lu Shijun raised his head, the sky was clear, and the starry sky was very clear.

"Why does it sound so sad, isn't it just a bowl of noodles? How about I make it for you?"

Lu Shijun smiled: "Okay, okay, remember to add eggs to the longevity noodles."

When Gao Shuli really appeared in front of him at the same time the next day with an insulated box, Lu Shijun thought that this person was Gao Shuli's twin brother scattered in Australia.It wasn't until the other party took a look at the surrounding situation and pulled him into the room that he realized the reality a little bit, raised his eyebrows and said, "I thought you were joking."

"I was really joking at the time." Gao Shuli opened the somewhat deformed insulation box, poured the boiled noodles and poached eggs into the soup, suddenly realized, and smiled helplessly: "Oops, I forgot to bring chopsticks .”

"The fork is fine." Lu Shijun found the tableware and started to eat the noodles. The noodles were too soft and not chewy, the yolk of the poached egg was still cold, and the taste of the noodle soup was also very bland, but he still finished eating .

"Happy birthday." In fact, I had nothing to do in the morning, boiled the water, smashed the egg and threw it in, watched it float in the spoon with white gauze, and then picked it up, below, when it was boiled for the first time Following Lu Shijun's experience in making instant noodles, add cold water and let it sit for a while, then scoop up the noodles when they are cooked, and put them in the noodle soup seasoned at will.It took less than half an hour to finish all this. I thought that since I did it, I don’t want to waste it. I went online and saw that there was a round-trip ticket for the day, so I fell asleep in the sky, just in time for this time.

"Thank you." Lu Shijun felt a little bad in his heart, but couldn't explain clearly.

"Let's go." Gao Shuli rubbed his hair.

"Hey," Lu Shijun called him, "I still remember you saying that certain events can increase your favorability, so you do this..."

"Really? If you can see the essence of the incident clearly, then you'll be fine if you don't tell the truth." Gao Shuli smiled and waved away.

After a while, colleagues returned home one after another. Alex sat next to Lu Shijun, who was fighting fiercely with the computer, hiccupped, patted the other person on the shoulder and said, "It said on the notification that today is your birthday in the Gregorian calendar, happy birthday Sinjon."

"Why are you unhappy?" Lu Shijun asked casually.

Alex rubbed the space between his brows: "I don't know, people are probably low-brows. Things that I thought were very annoying, suddenly become quiet in my ears, but I feel a little uncomfortable."

"The Stockholm Effect?"

"I don't have any opinion on comrades, but I really look down on people like Gu Quansi, who is a mother-in-law, who is not at all angry. Just spinning around in front of my eyes like a fly?"

"You don't want to see him, so you can't see his good points." Lu Shijun breathed a sigh of relief, clicked the save option, and ended the work at hand, but his face was suddenly turned away by hands, and Alex's bloodshot eyes forced him Looking up, I felt a heat on my lips, and something poked in.

Lu Shijun was so disgusted that she wanted to vomit. She tried to push the other party away, but her head was held tightly, and she danced and danced "Uuuuh" to ask her colleagues for help. The colleague who had been stunned for several seconds came to her senses and pulled the two away.

Half an hour later, Alex came over with a blue face and apologized. Lu Shijun recalled the feeling of the foreign body stirring in his mouth and wanted to stick his foot into the other's mouth, but didn't want to speak.On the contrary, the colleagues felt that Alex lost his judgment on the "male defense" after being tormented by Mr. Gu, and he was also drunk, so they persuaded: "Just treat Alex as a woman, and you are a drunk woman." If a woman kisses forcefully, her mentality should be better."

Lu Shijun knew that everyone didn't want a joke to make the atmosphere tense, so she gritted her teeth and said, "After using up a whole bottle of mouthwash, my mouth feels cold as soon as I open it. It's so cold that I don't want to talk."

These words made everyone laugh, Alex suppressed his smile and said, "I'm sorry Shijun, I was really Shi Lezhi just now."

"Today, I understand that you are being chased by Mr. Gu."

Colleagues showed empathy: "Yeah, we will help Alex scold Mr. Gu when we get back. Isn't this disgusting people by virtue of their status?"

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