I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

When Shen Qiuming gave the ticket to Xu Yanbing, he really didn't expect that this afternoon's event would be played like a TV series, with the ups and downs of the plot like a wild horse with prolapsed anus.

Caught off guard, it developed into the current miraculous situation of "a fellow countryman sees a fellow countryman with tears in his eyes".

At the beginning, he just wanted to create an opportunity for Xu Yanbing, a naive little boy, to justifiably lure his deputy team out to experience the exciting feeling of dating, and then it would be great to give He Tian a favor along the way.

As a result, the plan couldn't keep up with the changes, and the people he called to join in the fun became the fun instead.

Starting from this afternoon, Xu Yanbing suddenly had five more relatives. He was really scared at that time.

Facing Xu Yanbing's strong eyes and accusing eyes, Shen Qiuming, who was at the meeting to recognize relatives, showed an embarrassing but polite smile on his face: I'm tired of you, you old unlucky bastard whose physique was drawn to blame me?

Xu Yanbing winked wildly at him and hinted that this is not a problem with the physique of the hapless old man, it is Wuli's trusting mother jiji!

Shen Qiuming replied with a blink of an eye: In this way, we can no longer be like before, is it okay?

Xu Yanbing: It's okay, auntie, this is the end, one of us will leave this world.

Shen Qiuming: Before I leave, let me say a word!

Xu Yanbing: Let it go.

Shen Qiuming: My husband is right next to you, come here!Come here if you have the ability!

Xu Yanbing: ... After confirming the eyes, you are not a person.

Brother Tim, this bastard surnamed Shen has no heart at all!

Luo Beichen, who was standing beside his captain, looked at the two people who clearly had no relationship throughout the story, yet they were making a show of generating electricity in front of a husband, his face turned pale, and he glanced at Shen Qiuming without leaving any traces, Mrs. Trouble Convergence point.

After receiving the yellow card warning from Luo Beichen, Shen Qiuming became honest immediately, and after giving Xu Yanbing a heartbroken but determined look of "loved", he refused to continue holding the phone line with this single dog across the air wave.

Xu Yanbing gritted his teeth angrily when he saw Shen Qiuming's look of forgetting his friends.

He seriously doubts whether Luo Beichen kidnapped Shen Qiuming with his body, and indirectly became the new generation of KWC team bully. If you are kidnapped, you will blink your eyes, auntie.

Xu Yanbing knew that Shen, who was surnamed Shen, was greedy for his little boyfriend's body when they first dated, he was low.

And Shen Qiuming, who took off the title of Lone Wolf at that time, refuted him with a serious face, funny little butt, my body called A Chen, I like him, Truelove!

It's a pity that Xu Yanbing failed to receive the hint from his good friend's eyes, because the cold eyes of his deputy team flew over like a knife in the next moment. Find a head.

At this time, the host promptly handed the microphone in front of the fully armed Xu Yanbing, and asked cordially, "Is this lucky little brother a fan of the KWC team? How do you feel now after being drawn?"

Xu Yanbing: "..." What else can I do, I'm just a fucking dog.

For a moment, he had the urge to scold his mother, but he held back abruptly.

Generally speaking, this kind of formulaic question is brought up soon after being raised by the host, because the tourists who come to this exhibition area to watch the event are basically fans of the specially invited team.

God knows that a ghost from the family and friends team next door got in the auditorium, and is honored to be the lucky spectator who can participate in the live exhibition game and has a chance of being selected by the lottery with less than [-]%.

Armed with masks and peaked caps, Xu Dui next door cleared his throat, and whispered into the microphone, "I don't know much about KWC's sand sculpture culture, but I still have to rush."

The host who was holding the microphone for him paused stiffly after hearing the words, thinking that every team has such fans, and the fans randomly selected are all artists.

So he laughed awkwardly and said, "Sure enough, he's a KWC fan. When he opened his mouth, he was a ten-year-old K. Hahaha."

Xu Yanbing: I don't have me, don't talk nonsense! ! !Didn't you see my deputy team looking at me below and staring at me intently! ! !Are you going to let me sleep in the kennel with the leather shoes tonight! ! !

Although I don't know how the host came to such a damned conclusion, Xu Yanbing just wanted to skip this damn interview, he was so close to dying on the spot.

Fortunately, the host then asked him two more common questions, and after Xu Yanbing dealt with them indiscriminately, they took the microphone to interview another lucky viewer.

Xu Yanbing heaved a sigh of relief when he got out of the encirclement. He was not good at dealing with these things, because all the time, most of the interviews of the BQB team were done by He Tian and other teammates.

As the captain, Xu Yanbing only answers the questions that ask him to answer by name every time. Usually, he is a quiet cool guy on the sidelines, even though the husky in his heart is always around the corner.

Of course, it also caused those black fans to regard Xu Yanbing's behavior as black material to criticize him, and tags such as "arrogance", "playing big names" and "team bully" were all slapped on him for free.

When the official blog of the BQB team faced these keyboard warriors, they just said calmly, "I'm sorry, I just think our captain is stupid."

In this way, Xu Yanbing became the biggest victim under the backstab of his own team. He was so angry that he wanted to run away from home, but he didn't dare =L=

Another lucky viewer is an Internet celebrity female anchor wearing a miniskirt and delicate makeup on her face.

The girl's relatively revealing clothing, her curvy figure, and her average appearance made her instantly attract the attention of many male compatriots in the audience.

This young lady's attitude in the interview was obviously much more enthusiastic than Xu Yanbing's.

The other party was afraid that the audience in the audience would not know that she was actually a Black Mirror female anchor. As soon as she received the microphone, she couldn't wait to report her anchor ID and rank, as if to show that she was a capable player.

Immediately afterwards, the little host began to talk about how much she liked K-God in a sweet girlish voice, and she reluctantly returned the microphone until the host hinted repeatedly.

When the host took back the microphone, his face was still a little ugly. After all, he was also a former e-sports anchor. How could he not see that this internet celebrity anchor just now was clearly taking the opportunity to catch the team's popularity in an attempt to attract traffic for himself? .

But he has a job at this time, so he had to endure the slightest worry in his heart, try to maintain an ordinary attitude and ask the two spectators which professional player they want to choose as their teammate for this game.

Naturally, the little anchor chose Luo Beichen without saying a word, while Xu Yanbing swept his eyes over the remaining four people one by one, and finally settled on Shen Qiuming's face, with the corners of his mouth frantically raised.

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Xu Yanbing: "Pray for nia?"

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Xu Yanbing: "I'm standing right in front of you, look at me a bit like before, let'sgo skin god!"

Shen Qiuming: "One thing to say, this lottery draw is outrageous!"

The inexplicably lying host: "???"

You two still have personal grievances?

The other three teammates retreated tactically: We are professional players who have undergone professional training, and we usually don’t laugh unless we can’t help it—finally, you have today too hahaha!

Shen Qiuming was actually not surprised that Xu Yanbing would choose him. After all, the two of them are old revolutionary comrades. Back then, they skipped class to play online games with Luo Beichen on their backs.

Although the purpose of the two people's participation in the competition was not the same, Shen Qiuming was very blunt, he just ran for the prize money, but Xu Yanbing was different, he didn't care about the prize money, Shen Qiuming really couldn't see it through him at that time.

But this doesn't affect their friendship, anyway, vans passed through rua all the way during the game.

But now it's just an exhibition match, winning or losing doesn't matter, happiness is the most important thing.

When Shen Qiuming walked towards the e-sports equipment placed on the stage, he still thought about whether he should discuss with Xu Yanbing later, not to make that cute little modification too miserable.

Be careful that the Small Change Protection Association will come to our door to send warmth to us one day.

Before he took his seat, he unconsciously glanced at Luo Beichen, and happened to see the little anchor walk behind the gaming chair and put himself on Luo Beichen intentionally or unintentionally.

Shen Qiuming: Damn, I'm so stupid!

The latter was inexplicably upset about the fact that "the wife is about to join hands with the gay friends to be gay, and sweetly fight with the husband". He wanted to go back to the club and wash his hair, and take a look at the color of the shampoo.

Just when he was thinking about how his stupid Mrs. Luo became the best social butterfly in BCL, the little anchor's lack of beatings made him feel a little irritated.

Luo Beichen frowned and took a big tactical step back, and walked around to the other end of the player's seat without looking back.

Seeing the other party's unceremonious attitude as if avoiding flies, the little anchor couldn't help turning his face pale, and looked at Luo Beichen with a weeping expression, but found that the other party didn't bother to pay attention to her at all, but looked at Shen Qiuming on the opposite side from time to time.

In the eyes of insiders, it is just like a husband who "always monitors the opposite wife and friends for abnormal movements".

The little anchor bit his lower lip unwillingly, at least he quickly restrained the somewhat embarrassing movements just now with the help of equipment, and took his seat slowly.

What she didn't know was that all of this had already been seen by the two professional players on the opposite side.

After putting on the earphones, Xu Yanbing couldn't help turning on the microphone and whispered, "Auntie, what's wrong? People are riding on your head to plant grass! If you want me, I can't bear this grievance!"

Shen Qiuming adjusted the equipment in his hand, and said casually, "We know that the decision to give nothing at the beginning is quite absurd, and that woman also understands this from the bottom of her heart."

Xu Yanbing: "Uh, but?"

Shen Qiuming: "But the brain and hands and feet are not directly connected after all."

Xu Yanbing: "Speak human language, hello!"

Shen Qiuming narrowed his eyes slightly, and the corners of his lips curved into a dangerous arc, "How about we make a spiritual horse for this stinky sister of Shiranui Mai so that she understands the preciousness of life, iron juice?"

What Xu Yanbing was waiting for was his words, and he whistled cheerfully, "gkd! If you dare to break my sister's wings, I will destroy her heaven!"

So the former star-killing duo hit it off, showing the joyful smiles of all villains.

Come on, pretentious, there are a lot of bullets anyway!