I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

KWC instantly became the most beautiful scenery in the venues in the area after its debut with the image of all villains.

The unusual trendy brand (...) clothing, coupled with the heated atmosphere of the host, and the response of a large number of fans in the audience, naturally attracted a lot of curiosity about their event venue Passers-by tourists come to watch.

The beginning was the regular self-introduction session of the team members. The two hosts, a man and a woman dressed up on the stage, held back their smiles and handed the microphone to the group of gay and purple spirited guys beside them.

These five players of the KWC team are not the first to participate in this type of event.

Well aware of the urgency of this group of unlucky children, the organization distributed a set of humorous and witty self-introduction lines to each of them a long time ago, and it was ojbk to read the script silently and recite the full text.

However, the plan couldn't keep up with the changes, and the even more coquettish operation was that they still introduced themselves according to the pattern marked on the back of the clothes.

The back of Shen Qiuming's is "whole village's hope" + "the only designated team flower", and the back of Luo Beichen's is "real team tyrant" + "the only designated team dad".

On the back of Jiang Yinan's piece is "Singer of the Soul" + "I am a younger brother", and on the back of Jiang Yibei's is "Sniper's Tool Man" + "Brother can't".

As for Ruan Nuonuo, who is at the bottom of the food chain, it is the worst. There is only one label on the back of his body↓

"False の mascot".

Ruan Nuonuo, who received the clothes at the time: I don’t know why, my mother’s tears just fell down by themselves, it’s so real woo woo woo!

Without comparison, there is no harm.

These five "villain" teenagers showed the text labels on their clothes into the microphone and came to Zhangkou. The audience in the audience suddenly laughed like crazy, and the whole venue echoed with a wave of magical laughter.

After Shen Qiuming finished his self-introduction, he secretly glanced at the VIP seat where Xu Yanbing was.

The latter seemed to have sensed something suddenly, and looked away from the phone screen in an instant, raised his head and looked at him for half a second, with a silly standard silly smile on his face, and even wanted to wave at Shen Qiuming. wave.

As a result, Xu Yanbing was just about to lift up the little claw on the right that was ready to move, but the next second, his deputy team sitting next to him pressed it down and held it.

Xu Yanbing turned his head quickly, stared at him with rounded eyes, "Old He, what are you doing?"

"Janyan, please restrain your fanboy behavior?"

He Tian stretched out his other hand to press the slightly tilted peaked cap for the other party, and said calmly, "Skipping work and not pretending to be a grandson, keep a low profile, it's okay to be a fucking grandson, so that we can be recognized by tourists, who will give you the courage? , Liang Jingru?"

Xu Yanbing immediately lowered his head like a big dog being scolded, and flinched and offered the soda in his hand, "Tian, ​​Brother Tim calm down, Huo soda?"

He Tian didn't answer, just sneered, "I don't accept this kind of bribe."

"Then what do you want?" Xu Yanbing bit her lower lip in distress, her expression extremely conflicted, "Uh, how about I give you all my pocket money for this month?"

"Annoyed, just put me here as a bank self-service machine?" He Tian clicked his tongue, "You don't bother me if you don't bother deposits and withdrawals all the time."

"I don't have it, I'm not talking nonsense," Xu Yanbing quickly denied San Lian, and smiled flatteringly, "Brother Tim, what do you want, add it to the shopping cart yourself! Give me a chance, I want to be a good person!"

He Tian: "Then can you take the initiative to roll into the child seat of the shopping cart?"

Xu Yanbing: "Pretty Lai Lai! I didn't expect Brother Tim, you thick eyebrows and big eyes, to have the idea of ​​buying and selling people! My mother is right, once a man has money, he will turn bad! Youaresobadboy, I just found out! "

He Tian: "..."

Not your (IQ) opponent, I was slapped in the face.

Xu Yanbing made persistent efforts immediately, "Brother Tim, why don't you talk, are you guilty?"

He Tian was silent for a moment, and said with emotion, "I was just thinking that the consequences of being single for a long time would be so dire, and even a fool would have a pretty face."

"What do you say?"

Xu Yanbing looked at him in bewilderment, a little at a loss.

"It's nothing, I admit it," He Tian sighed helplessly, and simply changed the subject, "Ganyan, I said, didn't you all arrive at the scene, why are you still staring at the live broadcast on your phone?"

"There are bullet screens in the live video that you can watch." Xu Yanbing replied without thinking, forgetting the episode just now.

He said with a smile and moved the phone in front of He Tian, ​​"Here, look at those ghost barrages on it, my duck really makes me laugh to death."

[No, this team is really good at my jokes hahaha! 】

[Suggested name change: Hypotension Rescuer Alliance]

[Host: I don’t know what those idiots are doing, I was terrified [laughing and crying]]

[Hahaha, this group of gdxs are so good!How can I sand sculpture like them! (?)】

[↑Standard answer: Sacrificial IQ (?)]

He Tian's gaze involuntarily swept across Xu Yanbing's round and plump fingertips, his Adam's apple rolled slightly, and finally landed on the screen of the mobile phone that was broadcasting the KWC team's activities, subconsciously questioning his soul.

"So, why are you here?"

Xu Yanbing chuckled twice, "Of course it's because I can witness my aunt's beauty in her prime!"

He Tian: "..."

Got it, you idiot just want to skip work.

Anyway, today's team has already turned up, and He Tian didn't bother to bring his team leader back to the base for a good game.

He accompanied Xu Yanbing to watch the barrage contest in the live broadcast for a while, and then looked up to see what new things happened on the stage. It was not boring for a while.

At this time, the stage has entered the question and answer session.

The host first asked a few typical formulaic questions and exchanged pleasantries, and then couldn't wait to ask them whether this set of clothes, which seemed to be looted from Pinru's closet, was a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality.

Naturally, this kind of difficult question has to be answered online by player Peng, who is recognized by KWC as the spokesperson for the men's wardrobe of the team.

Shen Qiuming took the microphone and said unhurriedly to the fans in the audience and the host who asked the question, "This starts with the favorite of the Wuli team, Mr. Unspeakable..."

In order to protect the personal privacy of their coaches' wives, KWC players have been deliberately replacing Boss Xia with titles such as "group favorite" or "Mr. Unspeakable" when participating in external activities or doing interviews.

The hardcore fans who understand will naturally understand, so there is no need for them to say more.

The host immediately responded with a puzzled "Oh".

Shen Qiuming continued, "Our group favorite, Mr. Unspeakable, passed by a certain clothing store when he went abroad. When he saw this dress, he suddenly felt like chopping his hands. He brought one for each of us back."

In fact, even Shen Qiuming couldn't figure it out at the beginning, why Boss Xia brought them home goods worth [-] US dollars each from abroad, and sand sculptures of [-] soft sister coins each in the domestic night market stalls The cultural shirts are the same.

Shen Qiuming thought that poverty must have limited his imagination.

If you are going to buy it on a certain treasure, it is estimated that [-] Ruanmei coins are a piece, and you will get a postage if you buy five and get one free.

But none of them dared to tell Boss Xia the cruel truth. They could only secretly remind Deer to keep a close eye on Mr. Xia, his family, and not be fooled by the high price.

Until Deer told them with a complex expression that the notorious hacker shop quietly closed down for some irresistible reason a week later, and it ceased to exist.

Shen Qiuming: "This is the trophy of our group favorite, uh, a trophy in various senses, so we decided to wear it together and go to a show to make him happy."

Since it was a spoil of war for eradicating evil, it was natural that he wanted to show it to others, so Shen Qiuming and the others simply took this opportunity to fulfill Boss Xia's little wish.

After all, it is the only real group favorite designated by KWC, how can it be a waste of fame.

pet!Give us a hard pet!

Half a minute later, Manager Tang, who was sitting in the background watching the scene, received the latest notification from his boss.

The rich and powerful Boss Xia was so moved by Shen Qiuming's answer just now, he waved his hand and decided to give a team of five spirited guys an additional bonus this month out of his own pocket.

Manager Tang: "..."

It turns out that such a thing as "plant a seed in spring and reap a piece of gold in autumn" really exists TAT

Is this also in your plan, jojo!

The two hosts then went on to ask some questions that had been gleaned from fans earlier.

Host: "This fan would like to ask, how do the team's counselors usually give you psychological counseling..."

Wait for this fan, are you sure it's not this group of gdx who in turn give psychological counseling to each other!

Jiang Yibei answered this question smoothly, "That's right, chemotherapy."

Host: "Huh?!"

Jiang Yinan hastily explained, "What my brother means is, using the way of talking, this is called talking therapy~"

Moderator: "... Now please listen to the next question~ If you lose the game, how will you reflect first?"

Luo Beichen: "I think there is a problem with our game thinking."

Auspicious Three Treasures: "This wave, this wave is making material."

Shen Qiuming: "Refer to the above, I think there is something wrong with our side, hehe!"

Host: "Some fans are curious if you order takeaway together, how will you decide who to send to get it? Is there a big fight in the arena?"

Shen Qiuming: "Shouyou, this is too troublesome, we prefer to use that simple and unaffected method."

Moderator: "Uh, for example?"

Shen Qiuming: "Of course, let the most delicious one go, the ugliest one go, the shortest one go, the one with the lowest roll point go, and the one with the smallest KD value go spicy!"

Jiang Yinan & Ruan Nuonuo: "Brother Shen, we feel slightly offended."

Luo Beichen: "I'm also very surprised why you two usually take turns to get it. Is there something wrong?"

Shen Qiuming: "Oh, so it's our bastard duo, that's fine."

Jiang Yibei: "..." At this time, I have to quietly pretend to be stupid.

……

Host: "Last question, do you have any troubles about your team name?"

"Yes, yes, yes! We are the KWC team, not the KFC team, brother Meng!"

"Qiaoqiu, please don't introduce our base as a chicken farm to new fans. Fans who don't know the truth will bring chicken coops to buy chickens. We are also very troubled. I don't know who to sell first qaq"

"We really don't sell chickens, brother Meng!"

What we sell is obviously base>w<

Ruan Nuonuo added silently in his heart, and I was just a porter with no affection in the team.