I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

As for how to describe Boss Xia's status in the KWC team, it is also very simple to say.

The mascots that other teams place on the stage are cats and dogs in the shape of dolls or gunpla wives (huh?), etc. Generally speaking, they are quite normal.

But the KWC team is different from those flirtatious bastards who show off their wives and cute pets. The mascot of this group of e-sports geniuses on the table is a photo frame.

Of course, the photo frame is not important, the photo in the frame is king.

What was printed on it was supposed to be a picture of Guanyin Bodhisattva sitting on a lotus, but the part of the photo that belonged to Guanyin Bodhisattva was replaced by an image of Boss Xia wearing a KWC uniform and smiling like a Samoyed.

The big brother in the later period of the club also specially put on the big brother's black sunglasses and a burning cigar [here should be a little praise here].

In the original picture, only the background picture of the golden Buddha light shining blindingly behind him is left, and the five suspected and fake koi carps that were forcibly placed in a circle around Boss Xia in the later stage.

Looking at the overall situation, the eight characters on the left side of the photo are "Sweet, Salty, Handsome and Rich", and the eight characters on the right side of the photo are "One dozen games, the heart is soft and the gun is tough".

The last horizontal batch written on Boss Xia's head was four big characters——

【You drop Lao Xia】.

All members of KWC fully expressed their admiration, blessing and love for Boss Xia through this picture.

Well, they are all professional players, and generally they don't know how to laugh, unless they really endure... Ahem, I can't say any more.

This ingenious mascot has also led to KWC club not only being included in the focus list by the anti-pornography and anti-illegal group in the community, but also being raided by the anti-cult group & anti-MLM group from time to time.

Boss Xia is very tired of this, he really doesn't work part-time as the leader of a cult or pyramid scheme.

You can see that other people are eager to attract scumbags to give money every three days. Once he comes to him, he not only has to tolerate the daily deceitful behavior of these scumbags, but also has to pay for food, housing, five insurances and three golds. How easy is it for him!

Brother tcl! QQ

As for why the last "hard" character on the right side of the photo is crooked compared to other characters, it looks like an alien visitor, of course it is because it is a character with a story, so let's start with a writer named Shen...

In fact, those four words turned out to be "soft-hearted guns".

It was Shen Qiuming who answered it casually, and after finishing speaking, he even boasted that he is really a fucking writer who insists that art comes from life.

But he (Boss Xia) gave too many .jpgs.

The characters are all good characters, but when you put them together, you lose your wit, so Shen Qiuming resolutely and shamelessly took the initiative to manually change the word "嘤" into a "hard" character, and instantly liked to mention the boss's thousand yuan big red envelope.

The captain's miracle of being a fool makes the other teammates gradually distort their expressions with jealousy, so the others apply what they have learned and rack their brains to increase the work pressure on the big brother in the later stage.

Jiang Yibei: "Look at Boss Xia, he's cute and cute like a little angel, why don't we put an angel halo on Boss Xia's head, it will be nice if both Chinese and Western flowers bloom."

Ruan Nuonuo: "Damn, why are you only pouting koi? Don't I lose face with red carp, green carp and donkey? I'll report you for racism!"

Jiang Yinan: "Oh, if you want to force me to force you, I won't be troubled. Why do you only think about racial discrimination and not reproductive segregation? It's terrible to be uneducated! Tsk tsk tsk!"

Ruan Nuonuo: "..."

Ruan Nuonuo, a scumbag, shed tears that truly belonged to the weak.

Some people seem to be group favorites, but they are actually group bullies, such as the naive jungler Ruan Nuonuo.

Some people seem to be group bullies, but they are actually group favorites, such as the patron's father, Boss Xia.

So when the other four players of the KWC team heard Luo Beichen say that Boss Xia, whom they gave the nickname "Son of the Chosen", would be cuckolded one day, their first reaction was that I was so unbelievable!

The second reaction was to pull their wronged Boss Xia over for a loving hug one by one, and then collectively denounce the head coach Deer.

"Tell me, what's the matter with you two?"

Shen Qiuming sat on seat C of the sofa with his legs crossed like a grandfather, and then snapped his fingers at Jiang Yinan.

Jiang Yinan nodded knowingly, and immediately switched his original "Song of the Crazy" to the well-known Peking Opera piece "The Case of Guillotine Beauty" in the on-demand area, and then ran back to eat melons with an excited face.

At this time, the sofa on the left side of the KTV box was crowded with Boss Xia and his family and friends, while the sofa on the right side was alone with Deer alone.

As for Luo Beichen, he naturally sat next to his wife as a humanoid pillow.

Boss Xia, who was drinking to relieve his sorrows, was still a little emotional at the time. When he heard the words, tears fell down, and he choked up, "Lu Lu, you have no heart at all! It is agreed that I will be responsible for making money and supporting the family, and you will be responsible for the beauty." Like a flower! But you..."

When Boss Xia said this, he rubbed the tip of his nose, and Ruan Nuonuo, who was next to him, hurriedly took out a napkin and handed it over.

Boss Xia took it obediently, and after thanking him, he woke up suddenly, and continued, "But you Kangkang, what did you do to me! I am worse than Shabi, and Shabi can also knit woolen sweaters, but I can only wear other people's clothes. How many QAQ's are the green hats?"

Jiang Yinan listened and took a sip of lemonade, "I'm so sour, what kind of little angel is Lao Xia! How dare the Deer God scum him! The world is as black as crows, I don't believe in fairy love anymore!"

Jiang Yibei: "..."

Don't ask, it means that you are very "banana green" in your heart.

Luo Beichen & Shen Qiuming: "..."

Smelly brother, we feel slightly offended.

"Ahem," Shen Qiuming cleared his throat, and turned his head to Deer, "Then, do you have any excuses from Deer God?"

"Yes, but..." Deer paused, staring at Ruan Nuonuo's hand on his wife's body, his eyes narrowed in a sharp arc, and he squeezed out a word from his lips.

"Fuck, the paws can be handed over to the country if you don't want them."

Ruan Nuonuo, who received the life-threatening warning, gave up his hand instantly, and simply handed over the whole pack of tissues on the table, "Old Xia, the teacher's order is hard to break, I can only help you here!"

Ruan Nuo Nuo, who was at the bottom of the team's food chain, was trembling.

Deer felt comfortable, pushed the slightly lower frame, and said calmly, "Let's get down to business, let's first celebrate our KWC's three-game winning streak. I don't need to look up from the bottom of the standings at last."

Others: "Huh???"

What seems wrong with this rhythm?

Deer said lightly, "According to the data analysis, we only need to win one more game to enter the playoffs smoothly. In view of the remaining two regular season rounds, our opponent is—"

"Old Lu," Shen Qiuming twitched the corners of his mouth, "You are going too far, you know that what we want to hear is not these things."

Boss Xia glared at Deer ferociously like a furry cat, his lips were grievously pursed into a straight line, and the corners of his eyes were slightly red, faintly sparkling.

At the same time, KTV's Peking Opera had just finished singing, and it was automatically tuned to the next song.

Hearing the singing, Shen Qiuming jumped up angrily, "Mother Gan Lin, which of your gdx played Tengger's "Love Cycle" again this time?"

Luo Beichen took the initiative to feed the tired Shen Qiuming fruit, and comforted Shen Qiuming, "Mingming, they are just single for a long time..."

Luo Beichen: "You have to be considerate of the three auspicious treasures that we haven't even written a love letter about."

Lucky Sambo:"……"

Shen Qiuming: "Okay, whoever ordered it will take the initiative to hand in an 800-word self-criticism tomorrow. This time, the topic is limited. With the topic of liking you, it will be expanded into an 800-word essay. The breakup master will teach you how to fall in love."

Lucky Sambo:"……"

Ning duck does not have to.

After being reprimanded by the irritable elder brother Shen Qiuming, the surroundings fell silent in an instant.

Boss Xia lowered his eyes, his thick and curly eyelashes trembled slightly, casting a small shadow, "Lu Lu, do you not love me anymore?"

His dark pupils stared at Deer's face with scorching eyes, and the end of his words trembled slightly, with a muffled nasal voice.

Deer was stunned for a moment, and his brows were furrowed tightly.

He was the last to see his partner showing such a pitiful look, as if he had really bullied him severely.

Deer sighed deeply, looked at him, and said in a steady voice, "First, I love you, second, I didn't cheat, and third, how many times have I told you not to trust the marketing account of the domestic e-sports circle, You just don't have a long memory."

Deer explained to the nest in the melon field again, "You Boss Xia, after returning to China, he opened Weibo and flipped through the things under the marketing account... Anytime, anywhere, find new life."

The others looked at him suspiciously, "What kind of news did they make up?"

The tip of Deer's tongue touched his jaw, and he said casually, "Probably, KWC's head coach Deer and VK's player Knight have a deep relationship between mentors and apprentices. The process of KWC's victory over VK in this game is so easy. Is there someone who secretly passed the song?"

If it wasn't for the link that Luo Beichen sent him, he really wouldn't know why his wife was angry with him after she came back this time.

Others: "...Uh, we'll talk about this wise conspiracy theory later, so how did Lao Xia get cuckolded? Didn't he know about the relationship between the two of you?"

Deer sneered, "But the idiot editor who wrote this report doesn't seem to know."

other people:"……"

Deer: "The accompanying picture is a picture of Knight looking for me to chat backstage after the game in the afternoon. It must have been taken by a reporter who sneaked in."

Others: "So?"

Deer gritted his back molars, "There is a picture at the beginning, the content is all edited, the cult suddenly rises, and the official is crying."

Boss Xia immediately became unhappy when he heard the words, and yelled angrily, "You were so close to him! So close!"

In fact, it wasn't that close, but coupled with those deliberately ambiguous words, he inexplicably felt that he had exceeded a safe distance.

Deer clicked his tongue slightly with a headache, and smiled helplessly at him, "Honey, with the distance between you and me, what do you have to doubt?"

Others: "Word!!!"

The club is not a place outside the law, Deer God, you not only drive openly, but also speeding!

I don't know if it was caused by the alcohol in his body, Boss Xia's cheeks burned immediately after hearing the words, like a bright red plump fruit, the anger in his chest receded like a tide in an instant, and was immediately replaced by a hot dryness.

Boss Xia squinted his eyes and pouted, and walked towards him staggeringly, "Okay, for the sake of pampering you so much, I forgive you for the time being, I'm sleepy, Lulu, I want to hug you to sleep .”

Hearing this, Deer got up immediately, then bent down slightly and hugged him gently and carefully, stroking his back repeatedly with his palms, his movements were loving and intimate, as if he was comforting a cub returning home, "Baby, I'm here take you home."

He didn't hear a response, Deer looked down and saw that the person in his arms was completely drunk at this time, his lips subconsciously pursued his lover's lips intimately, and the hot breath he exhaled slowly sprayed on his face, with a hint of sweet and fragrant wine .

"You really..."

Deer couldn't laugh or cry.

After the fight, he fell asleep and didn't care about anything, and he didn't know who the scumbag was.

"So--"

Holding his wife tightly in his arms in the posture of a princess, Deer said in a solemn tone like a lion declaring his sovereignty.

"The rest of your boss's time is mine. See you later."

So Manager Tang, who came back after coordinating various arrangements, saw the contestants who were doubting their lives as soon as they entered the box.

"That's it, that's it? Is it popular to trick a dog into crying for a while before killing it? I don't understand!"

"Fuck Ruan Nuonuo, what are you doing here with a look of yearning! Go over there, silly, don't come here!"

"No, no, no, no, no, why can you two get together! I don't accept it!"

"Nonsense, of course it's because the two of us get together like we're in a relationship, and adding you into three people is like smoking opium!"

"...I have a very, very dirty swear word, I have to shut up and say it!"

"So," Manager Tang looked at the messy situation, tried to take a deep breath, and covered his aching chest, "I let you take advantage of the publicity vlog recorded by the party—"

"Everyone who will be attending the Hummingbird Carnival next week!!!"