What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

"Brother Chen!" Wang Xiaotang heard an excited voice.

"Xun'er." There was another very cold voice.

[Brother Chen...you mean Lu Chen, right?That indifferent voice is Lu Chen? _(:з」∠)_It sounds pretty good. 】

Wang Xiaotang silently listened to the corner outside the door.

"Brother Chen, why are you here?" The man Lu Chen called Xun'er had a dissatisfied voice, sticky as if he was acting like a spoiled child.

"Heh." Lu Chen gave a low laugh, "Why, your little Sao ♂ (cough, again, this author is a serious author) misses me?"

"Hate!" There were several chest-thumping voices.

"Want it?"

"Hmm...I want to~"

[Fuck!Brother, you just made someone dizzy and now you're having sex again? !Really won't be exhausted to death? ! 】

The voice of "hmm, huh, huh" came out again.

【Hey, I wonder if Lu Chen's expression will be the same this time as last time?System, is there anything that can see what's going on inside? 】

〖The host is interested in them? 〗

【Hmm...that's right. 】

〖Hold on〗

A light screen slowly appeared in front of Wang Xiaotang's eyes, on which was the scene of Lu Chen and Xun'er having sex.

[Fuck!System, when did you become so six? ! 】

〖This is the video monitored by Lu Chen's system, I just stole it〗

【oh…】

Wang Xiaotang looked at Lu Chen's expression.

[Yes, that's the expression!Contempt adds a little fun, and a little out of state feeling! 】

Wang Xiaotang felt that Lu Chen was interesting.

【This guy's expression is too weird...】

"Brother Chen~um~ you love me, right?" Xun'er clung to Lu Chen's body.

"Well, I love you." Lu Chen's tone was cold, but Xun'er looked very satisfied.

[Hehe, love?He loves you to have a ghost! 】

Wang Xiaotang rolled her eyes.

[The God of Time and Space didn't say anything, so he must not be the God of Beauty, so it shouldn't matter if I contact him. 】

Wait until they finish fucking.

【Hey!This query is great!Didn't even get dizzy! 】

"Clean it up yourself." Lu Chen got up and dressed, ready to leave.

"Brother Chen! Don't go!" Xun'er hugged Lu Chen's waist, "What are you doing recently? Why are you always outside?"

"I have something to do." Lu Chen easily broke away from Xun'er and got dressed.

"Brother Chen, can I walk with you? I have supernatural powers, so I won't hold you back!" Xun'er knelt on the bed.

"You still have your work to do, the head of the Dongfang family can only be you." Lu Chen walked to the door, "Be obedient and do what you should do, and I will help you."

[Oriental family? ! 】

Wang Xiaotang was taken aback. Seeing that Lu Chen was about to go out, she quickly jumped downstairs and hid under the stairs.

[Let me think about it... The owner of the Dongfang family is called... Dongfang Xun!Dongfang Xun... Xun'er!So this guy is the owner of the Dongfang family? ! 】

Lu Chen walked downstairs slowly, completely unaware that there was a person hiding under the stairs.

Seeing Lu Chen open the door and leave, Wang Xiaotang smiled sadly.

【How could it be such a coincidence~?I'm Dongfang Yanran's helper, he's Dongfang Xun's helper, and I just want to punish him...Something's been played~! 】

Avoiding the servants walking around the house, Wang Xiaotang found the kitchen.

[Papa papa, right?You stink all over, let me see how you fuck? !hum hum ~]

Wang Xiaotang went to the system to exchange some medicine powder that would give off a foul smell of zombies whenever they had sex, and put it into their drinking water.

[Sorry for the others here~ But as long as you don't have sex, there shouldn't be any problems~ Ah, the system. 】

〖What is it? 〗

[Hacked Lu Chen's system for me, blocked his system exchange! 】

〖good〗

When everything was ready, Wang Xiaotang left the base and returned to the training place.

【Hmm--very, very good, the Kamaitachis are doing very well!No problem at all! 】

Satisfied with taking back the weasel, Wang Xiaotang stood back to the high place.

At night, return to base.

Wang Xiaotang ran back to the villa.

"Dongfang Yanran! Hurry up!" Wang Xiaotang waved to Dongfang Yanran.

"What's wrong?" Dongfang Yanran seemed startled by Wang Xiaotang's sudden intrusion.

"Didn't I tell you that people from the Dongfang family are coming here?" Wang Xiaotang looked very excited.

"Ah yes... that's why you told me not to go out..."

"Do you know who is here?!"

"I don't know..." Dongfang Yanran shook her head.

"It's Dongfang Xun! The head of the Dongfang family!"

"What?!" Dongfang Yanran's eyes widened, and then she looked at Wang Xiaotang imploringly, "Please! Please save me and Xiaobai!"

"Hey, isn't this already agreed upon?" Wang Xiaotang looked at Dongfang Yanran helplessly, "I will definitely protect you and Xiaobai."

"I'm back..." The door was opened, and Dongfang Lin walked in. Seeing Wang Xiaotang, she froze in place in fright, "You...you...you are here..."

"Ah, it's just right to come back." Wang Xiaotang ignored Dongfang Lin's stiffness, "Dongfang Xun is coming here soon, do you know what to do?"

"Know...know..." Dongfang Lin nodded stiffly.

"The base won't give him any special treatment. It's up to you to explain. Remember." Wang Xiaotang walked to Dongfang Lin and said softly, "The head of the Dongfang family is Dongfang Bai, not Dongfang Xun." He lifted his foot and left , "I'm leaving, goodbye~"

The next day, Wang Xiaotang led the Sixth Team to practice and found that Lu Chen was having sex with Xiaoshou.

On the third day, Wang Xiaotang led the Seventh Team to practice, and found that Lu Chen was having sex with Xiaoshou.

On the fourth day, the big team didn't have to practice, Wang Xiaotang rested, and Dongfang Xun also came.

[What a coincidence!Dongfangxun came as soon as I took a break! 】

Following Long Tian secretly, Wang Xiaotang wanted to see how Long Tian would arrange them.

"I've been waiting for a long time." Long Tian raised his chin, and became that kind of arrogant young master again.

[Hey——Why does Long Tian always have two looks, is he smart? 】

"It's okay." Dongfang Xun shook his head without showing dissatisfaction.

[Looks like nothing has changed, it looks like he hasn't had sex these two days...]

"This is an arrangement for you." Long Angel made a face, and the person behind him handed a folder to Dongfang Xun.

"It's too much!" Dongfang Xun's people were furious after looking through the folder, pointing at Long Tian, ​​"Our Dongfang family is also a big family after all! How can it be possible to live in the same house as ordinary people with supernatural powers?!"

【Huh?You did exactly what I said!Long Tian, ​​I will protect you from now on! 】

"Don't point your cheap hands at the young master!" Long Tian's eyes widened, and the man's finger pointing at Long Tian suddenly burned.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The man hurriedly put out the fire, but he was severely burned, and he twitched in pain, "Hiss————"

【Oh oh oh oh!It hurts just to look at it! 】

"Master, I don't care whether you are everyone or not. When you enter here, you are only judged by your strength, not your family status! Want to live in a better house? Let's talk about your strength!" Long Tian made a contemptuous expression.

"I took a look at the base just now." Lu Chen walked in suddenly, "The biggest house is where people from the Ji family and the Shen family live. Of course we dare not offend the Gu Wu family."

[The concubine's family and the Shen family?It seems that Shen He has already moved in. 】

"In addition, there are two villas here..." Lu Chen looked at Longtian, "Of course we won't compete for your villa, but the villa next door seems to be lived by a fourth-order superhuman, so I would like to compete. "

[Hehe, you're asking for a dead end. 】

"Who wants to fight with me?" Wang Xiaotang walked in with a smile, then his face changed, and he looked disgusted, "Who is so stinky?!" Covering his nose, he looked around, and finally stared at Lu Chen, took two steps towards him, and then retreated far away, "You! It's you! Why do you smell so bad?! You smell worse than zombies!"

People around looked at Wang Xiaotang in bewilderment, not knowing what she wanted to do.

"Smelly?" Long Tian raised his eyebrows, wanting to see what Wang Xiaotang was going to do.

"But this smell is still a little familiar..." Wang Xiaotang held his chin, closed his eyes and pretended to think about it, "Ah, I remembered, it's the smell of a male cat in heat." He raised his eyes and looked at Lu Chen with disgust, "Your smell is A hundred times that, are you in heat?"

"Please pay attention to your words!" Dongfang Xun, who had always been indifferent, said, frowning tightly, looking very serious.

"I'm talking about him, why are you so angry?" Wang Xiaotang tilted her head and pretended to sniff, "Ah—so you had an affair with him, and there is still a little smell left on your body."

"So what?" Dongfang Xun lifted his chin slightly, glanced at Lu Chen secretly, and pursed his lips when he saw that he had no expression.

"You only smell of him, but he doesn't smell only of you." Wang Xiaotang spread his hands, "You've been cheated on, Dongfang Xun."

[Sura field!Shura field!Shura field! 】

"What...?!" Dongfang Xun suddenly looked at Lu Chen, his expression ugly.

"Don't listen to her nonsense." Lu Chen walked towards Dongfang Xun and patted his head, "Can't you hear such an obvious sowing of discord?"

Dongfang Xun's face softened.

[Did he say that there was no one outside?Dongfang Xun is really easy to deceive~]

"Tsk tsk tsk, I'm not lying, believe it or not~ But then again..." Wang Xiaotang bound Lu Chen with a water chain, "You want to rob me of the house... Do you have the ability?"

"How do you know if you don't try?" The thunder and lightning followed the water chain and struck straight at Wang Xiaotang!

"I saw that you didn't learn chemistry well." Lei Dian stopped abruptly in front of Wang Xiaotang, "Water molecules don't conduct electricity."

Lu Chen didn't speak anymore, the thunder and lightning kept hitting Wang Xiaotang.

But Wang Xiaotang's body was tightly surrounded by a layer of water film, and there was no opportunity to take advantage of it, so she walked slowly towards Lu Chen step by step, "Hey, let me say, once the water film is cut off, you won't be able to smell it." That stench is good."

Lu Chen saw that the thunder and lightning were useless, so he stopped releasing the thunder and lightning, took out a bell out of thin air, and rang it slowly, "Bell...bell...bell..." Countless wandering souls rushed towards Wang Xiaotang.

[Spiritual attack? 】

Wang Xiaotang smiled, summoned the famous knife Huche, clenched it tightly, turned around and slashed, all the wandering souls were chopped by the knife.

But this is a handsome scene in the eyes of people who can see ghosts... but it is embarrassing in the eyes of normal people.

"What... what is this doing?" Follower A.

"I don't know..." follower B.

"Mr. Lu and this one look... so high school..." Submissive C.

"What is Secondary School?" Follower D.

After Wang Xiaotang chopped the wandering soul, he rushed forward and slashed at the bell in Lu Chen's hand, "Crack!" With a crisp sound, the bell was cut in half.

"Ah~~~!" Countless wandering souls floated out.

[Fuck there are so many slots? ! 】

Those wandering spirits ran around like crazy, jumping into anyone they saw, and some attendants with weaker physiques had already passed out, and the scene was a bit chaotic.

"Once the wandering spirit spreads and causes chaos outside, Huang Xi will find out..." The God of Time and Space's cool voice came from beside her ear, but she was not seen.

[...my pot. 】

Wang Xiaotang summoned all the sickle weasels, "Come and block some of the gates, don't let those ghosts go out, and kill the rest for me!"

With Wang Xiaotang's order, the sickle weasels began to besiege and kill wandering souls. Seeing such a large number of sickle weasels, Lu Chen was surprised at first, then consciously drove away the wandering souls that had penetrated into the human body, and finally took out a magic weapon to install the wandering souls.

Some wandering spirits wanted to get into Wang Xiaotang's body, but they screamed and died after touching Wang Xiaotang. In the end, no wandering spirits dared to approach them.

[It turns out that demons are inviolable to a hundred ghosts? 】

Wang Xiaotang didn't join the battle because he was afraid of accidentally hurting itachi. After putting away the inscription knife Huche, he carried all the people who fell on the ground to the chairs, and waited silently for the wandering souls to be cleaned up.

After a while.

"Are you still robbing me of the house?" Wang Xiaotang watched as Lu Chen collected the last wandering soul, and also took back the sickle weasel.

"Don't compete with seniors." Lu Chen bowed respectfully, then turned to Long Tian, ​​"However, please allow us to settle outside."

"Of course." Long Tian agreed.

"Then I'm leaving." Wang Xiaotang walked to the door, stopped suddenly, turned to look at Dongfang Xun, "Hey, there is really someone outside, I took a photo, do you want to see it?"

"No need for senior, I trust him." Dongfang Xun looked at Wang Xiaotang with a smile.

"Oh, really?" Wang Xiaotang shrugged and left.

【Hands clenched so tightly, who are you lying to? 】

Lu Chen and his group left the base after tidying up, and occupied an abandoned building not far away, while Wang Xiaotang followed them quietly.

Lu Chen took out something like a magic staff, muttered some unclear words, then waved the staff towards the building, and the building was instantly clean. ;

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_(:з」∠)_This author is really a serious author