What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

Yakuro turned his head to Juro, "That's right...Mr. Juro..."

"Crack." The Exorcism Sword made a sound.

【(#Д) Fuck!what's the situation? !Juro is a monster? !No!Fucking actor! ! !Can't see it at all!Oscar winner ah it is! ! !Wait, a love triangle of three monsters? ! ! ! 】

#Mother!I know great stuff! #

#What should I do if the only man in the monster love triangle is NTRed! #

# If you know too much, will you be silenced? ! #

(#Д) Wang Xiaotang was stunned.

"What is your truth and reason?" Yao Lang was very interested.

"Truth and reason? Interesting, I know what it is, but what is it?" Juro no longer remained silent, he raised his head, and a playful smile appeared on his handsome face.

One of his eyes turned green, a bewitching, vibrant color, while the other was gray, lifeless and depressing.

[Changed... changed eyes! ! !Fuck!This looks like a mouthful of eyes!Fuck!Such a wicked smile!Juro, is this the rhythm of becoming a villain boss? !Give up boy!You can't beat Yaolang! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang roared mentally, but she was actually very nervous, her legs were completely stiff, although she didn't realize it herself.

"Really, that is the truth of the incident, can you tell me, are you true?" Yao Lang was not affected by the other party's evil, charming and wild aura at all, and still looked so indifferent.

"Really? Didn't Sakurahime tell you already?" Juro spread his hands exaggeratedly, with an innocent expression on his face.

"That's her truth, your truth, it's not like that..." Yaolang shook his head slowly.

"Then why should I tell you? If you don't tell you the truth and truth, you will be helpless against me, won't you? In this case, why should I tell you?" Juro's face showed a wild smile with a sure chance of winning , turned to look at Wang Xiaotang, "Hey, little sister, you have taken away my 'medicine'! How are you going to compensate me?" Shiro turned his head to Wang Xiaotang, tilted his head, his eyes were vacant, his chin Raised high, it looks like a morbidly content grin. (For details, please refer to my wife Yuno) (_Remove the handle!)

"Medicine? So that's the case... Do you want the dead tree to rejuvenate...?" Yaolang said to himself, looking at the Demon Expelling Sword.

"Crack." The Exorcism Sword rang a second time.

"Sure enough..." Yaolang was very satisfied, "The truth has been realized. So really, what exactly is it..."

Seeing Shiro turn to her, Wang Xiaotang broke into a cold sweat, and his voice changed in fright, "...medicine! What...what medicine?!"

"It's cherry blossoms and streams! The medicine seller said that without these two things, I would die soon!" Juro made an exaggerated gesture of covering his heart, "What should I do? I don't want to die! Shiro took a big step, approached Wang Xiaotang, and moved his head closer, staring at her with two-color eyes.

Wang Xiaotang looked at the gray and green eyes that were close at hand, his pupils shrunk and his nerves tensed.Yao Lang didn't intend to make a move, just watched with a smile on his side.Wang Xiaotang's fear had reached a critical point, just when Juro reached out to grab Wang Xiaotang's shoulder...

"what--!"

That's right, it wasn't Wang Xiaotang's cry, but Juro's.

The words "Critical Strike 1800" appeared in front of Wang Xiaotang's eyes, and Wang Xiaotang fell to the ground holding a ghost exorcism charm in his right hand.

"Haha...haha..." Wang Xiaotang panted heavily, her heart palpitating.

"Hahahaha... I can't think of it!" Shiro covered his face with one hand and let out a perverted laugh, "You are still a little bit capable! Little sister." Shiro's green eye darkened a lot, "In this case, I You can't be merciful!" Shi Lang's expression became serious, and several vines emerged from the ground, wrapping around Wang Xiaotang.

Yao Lang was no longer silent, he pointed his two fingers in the direction of Wang Xiaotang, several spells came out from Wang Xiaotang's cuff, Yao Lang used the talisman as a blade, and cut a hole in the vine, Wang Xiaotang took the opportunity to get out and ran behind Yao Lang …

[Okay... so dangerous!Almost died!Die...die...die! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang hid behind Yaolang, his eyes were empty, and he was holding an exorcism charm in one hand, and was about to shoot Yaolang!

〖The host brain is invaded, and the brain defense barrier is opened〗

Wang Xiaotang shuddered and woke up.

[System, I...just...what happened? 】

〖The host's brain has been invaded, ready to attack Yaolang〗

【Invaded by...? !If I don't have a system...wouldn't it be!I...will make a big mistake...]

Wang Xiaotang was afraid for a while, looking at Yaolang who was fighting with Juro, a sense of powerlessness spread...

"Main line three: ask Yaolang for advice

Reward: Exorcism charm 200 points"

[Ask for advice... Yes, I can still learn! 】

When Wang Xiaotang saw the main task, he knew what he should do in the next month.

Yao Lang surrounded Wang Xiaotang with a circle of defense spells. Yao Lang and Juro, who used the talismans as blades, fought inseparably.

Wang Xiaotang was terrified when he saw it, and his palms were full of sweat.Suddenly, Wang Xiaotang found that Yaolang beside him had disappeared.

【Yakuro...where did he go...? ! 】

Just as Wang Xiaotang panicked and Yaolang disappeared, the battle was over.

The vines and the charms disappeared, and Yaolang walked in from the door with two branches...

"Complete the main line 1000, reward: [-] points for eyes that see through illusions

Task completion evaluation: S rank, reward experience value 5000, congratulations on the upgrade』

Wang Xiaotang suddenly felt blurred and dizzy. She closed her eyes and took off her glasses. After the dizziness passed, she rubbed her eyes vigorously. When she opened them again, it was a different scene...

[Fuck!The world becomes so clear!I have never seen such a clear world...]

Wang Xiaotang was stunned by the clarity in front of her eyes. Her current vision can be described as perceptive!Even the leg of the dead mosquito in the furthest crack in the wall could be clearly seen.

[Fuck!The eyes that see through falsehood actually have the function of correcting vision! =ˇ=Awesome! 】

"Da. Da. Da." The sound of Yaolang's clogs came...

In joy, Wang Xiaotang turned around.

[Fuck! ! !The skin of the male god is good! ! !I want to kneel and lick! ! !Don't stop me! ! ! 】

Good eyesight made Wang Xiaotang realize Yaolang's beauty again.

Wang Xiaotang resisted the urge to kneel and lick, and noticed the thing in Yaolang's hand, "This is..." Of these two branches, one is full of vitality and is full of tender new leaves, and the other is full of new leaves. Withered, the bark turned up.Wang Xiaotang thought of a possibility, "Is it... Juro?"

Yao Lang didn't answer, but just looked at the branch in his hand, "A dead tree that tries to rejuvenate, after all, is withered..."

[==It seems that my guess is correct, those two branches are Juro, the rejuvenation of a dead tree... Juro is also very hardworking, but he can't do Yaolang.Wait, I seem to have seen this kind of solution somewhere...the episode of Todaiji Temple...TAT no way, when I went out, I changed a lot...]

Then Wang Xiaotang's guess was confirmed.

[QAQ shit!Except for Juro's house, everything else in TM is a tomb! ! ! _(TA」∠)_I am standing in a huge grave...]

Wang Xiaotang felt a little weak in her legs... It was late at night, and she was standing in the graveyard again. Although there was a medicine man next to her, and she also had a lantern from Shiro's house in her hand, but an eerie feeling shrouded her heart all the time...

"Yao... Yaolang... go... go faster... okay..." Wang Xiaotang's voice had completely changed, and she felt that she was about to suffocate.

Yao Lang glanced at Wang Xiaotang, "You don't have to follow me, if you are afraid, you can just run out."

【Easy to say!Two people can still be brave, but I'm alone, TAT I'm afraid I'll just kneel down!And I still want to ask you for advice! QAQ What if you disappear as soon as I run away? ! 】

"No, don't, I, I'd better follow you." Wang Xiaotang felt that she was about to pee out of fear...

Finally, under Yaolang's unhurried speed, they walked out of the grave, and Wang Xiaotang immediately returned to normal.

"That...Yao Lang, can I discuss something with you?" Wang Xiaotang touched his nose, feeling a little embarrassed.

[Fuck!How to say it!I feel so shameless!Asking to go together or something... QAQ feels so reserved! 】

"What's the matter?" Yao Lang glanced at Wang Xiaotang.

"That...look...today...my...I...I think...I...I..." Wang Xiaotang said for a long time, but he still couldn't say it.

"You want...follow me..." Yaolang's blue eyes seemed to see everything, "Why?"

[Been, found out!Yaolang has seen everything!what to do !How should I answer? ! ! !

"I was sent by God to help you, so I will follow you."

...Is it funny? ! ! !Forget it, let me tell the truth. QAQ male god, please don't reject me! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang took a deep breath, "Huh—it's like this: I think I'm going to die just now, if I encounter this kind of thing again, I may already be dead, this is very dangerous, so I want to ask you for advice, learn something It’s a life-saving thing, so I’ll follow you, okay?” Wang Xiaotang looked at Yaolang cautiously, frowning upwards, his whole face exuded the light of prayer...

Yao Lang looked at Wang Xiaotang, "Follow me and meet many monsters."

"If you don't follow, you will meet monsters. If you follow, you can save your life. If you don't follow, I may die." Wang Xiaotang frowned even more. (For details, please refer to the post bar expression "good")

"Oh...? Today...if you hadn't hurt him first...he wouldn't be so easy to deal with...There are not many monsters who can kill you. Besides..." Yaolang said the last two words very softly, Wang Xiaotang could only see Yao Lang's dark purple lips moved slightly, but he didn't hear what he said.

[Male god please!That's a crit, okay?Under normal circumstances, my combat power is scum! ! ! 】

Of course, it was impossible for Wang Xiaotang to tell the truth, but he just showed his worth, "So! I can help you. And, what if I meet a monster who can kill me?!"

"Your board and lodging..." Yaolang seemed to be loose...

"I'll take care of myself! And I can cover your board and lodging!" Wang Xiaotang continued to show his worth.

[Points in hand, I have the world! =ˇ= It feels good to have points! 】

"Oh? So... it's late at night, and there are still two days to go to the next town..." The implication is: how do you guarantee my board and lodging?

【Chance! ! !It seems that as long as I do it, I can follow! 】

Wang Xiaotang immediately opened the points panel.

"An empty house that can be enlarged or reduced: 10 points

Introduction: Control the size of the house by buttons

Scalable house without appliances: 30 points

Introduction: Control the size of the house by buttons

Fully functional house that can be large or small: 1000 points

Introduction: Control the size of the house through buttons, and use energy crystals to provide electricity.』

[Fuck!What the hell is the third one? ! Is it a bug? !How do you want so many points? ! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang immediately bought a second house. A house and a cube appeared in Wang Xiaotang's space. Wang Xiaotang took out both the house and the cube. Only the palm-sized cube had buttons written "big" and "small" on it.

【＝ˇ＝It’s really simple and easy to understand～】

"Please wait a moment!" Wang Xiaotang asked Yaolang to wait a moment, found an open space in the distance, put the house down, ran back to the original place, and pressed the "big" button.In an instant, the house has the height of a person.

【＝ˇ＝It’s really safe～】

Press it again, and the house will have the height of two people, and press it again, and it will be as high as the towering tree.Wang Xiaotang put the cube away, ran to the door of the house, opened the door, made a gesture of inviting inside, and said to Yao Lang, "Please come in~"

"Interesting..." Yaolang walked in unhurriedly...

[YES! 】

Wang Xiaotang clenched her fists mentally and cheered.

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