What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

A talisman from Yaolang flew towards the head of the new proprietress, "Break!" Another red light rushed out from the head of the new proprietress and rushed into the red maple forest.

This time the new proprietress really fell down, and Wang Xiaotang knew that there was no problem when he saw Yaolang make a move. When he wanted to approach the new proprietress again, Tian Lang hugged him tightly, "Dangerous! Don't go!"

"That... my senior brother made a move, it's okay..." Wang Xiaotang felt like he was about to suffocate, and Tianlang hugged him too tightly!

【my waist!waist!The waist is about to break! ! !Let go! ! ! 】

"No! It's too dangerous!" Tian Lang hugged him even tighter.

[I'm... about to... suffocate... panting... but... I'm out of breath...】

Just when Wang Xiaotang was about to throw Tianlang out regardless of his appearance, a red light rushed over and separated the two of them directly.

"Finally... it came out..." Yao Lang raised the corners of his mouth in satisfaction when he saw the red light.

"Haha...haha..." Wang Xiaotang fell to the ground, gasping for breath, feeling reborn.

[Alive... Alive... QAQ, the air is so fresh!The world is so beautiful! 】

Seeing Wang Xiaotang lying on the ground, Tianlang wanted to run to help her up, but was stopped by a red light.Hong Guang turned into a beautiful woman in an instant, "Tianlang..." hugged Tianlang.

That woman was delicate and eye-catching, three points more beautiful than the proprietress' hallucinated appearance.He was dressed in a fiery red kimono, and there were several bells tied with red and white ropes on his wrists. Whenever he moved, the bells would ring.

"You... who are you?" Tian Lang wanted to push the woman away and help Wang Xiaotang, but he was too embarrassed to touch her, so he opened his hands wide and turned his face to Wang Xiaotang, "Miss Xiaojia! Are you okay!"

"Haha...haha...it's okay!" Wang Xiaotang looked up and saw the woman, "Damn it! Beauty!"

[Fuck!Not illusion!This girl is prettier than Ying Ji! 】

"My name is Hongye." Hongye rubbed against Tianlang's chest, "Tianlang..."

"This... I don't know you! Can you let me go?" Tian Lang's face was flushed, he was extremely embarrassed, and his whole body was stiff.

"Don't..." Hongye continued to rub Tianlang's chest, "Tianlang...you are mine..."

Just as they were entangled, Yao Lang said, "Miss Hongye... won't your face fall off..."

"Pfft!" Wang Xiaotang was shocked.

[Fucking drug man!What a serious question!It changed from a romance drama to a fantasy drama in an instant, okay? ! ! !What do you mean by that sentence? ! ! ! 】

Hongye stopped rubbing Tianlang's chest, "Ah...thanks for reminding me, it was almost an accident..." Hongye let go of Tianlang, grabbed his hand tightly with one hand, and put the other hand on his face Tap on it.

"Hong...Miss Hongye, please let go! You...your hand." Tian Lang's face flushed red, and he kept glancing at Wang Xiaotang, "Miss Xiaojia, don't get me wrong, I don't know her, she..."

"You are mine, Tianlang..." Hongye raised her head and stared at Tianlang, her eyes were like water, but with a kind of paranoia, Tianlang's goosebumps straightened up when she saw it, "Tianlang...who is more beautiful, me or her?"

[Of course you are more beautiful, big sister!Our looks are not in the same class, okay? ! 】

In the end, Tianlang's words shocked Wang Xiaotang again, "Of course Miss Xiaojia is more beautiful."

【juvenile! ! !Don't open your eyes and talk nonsense! ! !Didn't you see the woman's eyes that wanted to swallow me up? ! ! !Even if you have aesthetic problems, you should also consider the actual situation! ! ! 】

Hongye looked at Wang Xiaotang with cold eyes, "Tianlang... How is she more beautiful than me?"

"In my heart, Miss Xiaojia is the most beautiful." Tianlang smiled faintly, "Please let me go, Miss Hongye." He broke away from Hongye's hand.

[Fuck!What's wrong with you boy? !When did I pour you some ecstasy soup? !I do not know how? ! ! !Damn, don't irritate her! ! ! 】

"Tianlang... What do you like about her? Eyes? Nose? Mouth?" Hongye looked at Wang Xiaotang with empty eyes, as if looking at a lifeless dead object.

"Ha... ha... Miss Hongye, can you... stop staring at me?" Wang Xiaotang was terrified by Hongye's look, "I... am a little scared..."

[I feel like I forgot something...?Where is the boss? !Fuck!How did you faint? !But it's okay to faint, how weird is the current situation! 】

The boss had already fainted from fright.

"I like everything about Miss Xiaojia..." Tianlang walked towards Wang Xiaotang again, but was grabbed by Hongye again.

"All... then... I'll bring them all..." A red light flashed in Hongye's eyes, and then Wang Xiaotang heard the voices of people around her, and a red light flew towards her holding a box.

[Fuck, it's an illusion again!But I can see it!What expression should I make? !Fear?No, she's about to be eliminated by Yao Lang, I'm afraid of the ass! 】

Wang Xiaotang lost all fear in an instant.

"Miss Xiaojia, Miss Xiaojia!" Tianlang's voice came from next to her ear, "Miss Xiaojia, I... like you..." But Tianlang was still opposite her!

"Oh." Wang Xiaotang replied, "So, what do you want to do?"

"I..." The voice in my ear was stunned, "I...would you like to marry me?"

"Selling white/powder! Selling white/powder!" Another voice of an old woman appeared, "Little girl, do you want to buy white/powder? The white/powder I made is so good! Look..." The box that flew to Wang Xiaotang opened automatically, and it was indeed white/powder inside, "Young man, do you want to buy a box for this girl?"

"Of course!" It was Tianlang's voice again.

"No need." Wang Xiaotang thought it was quite interesting, as if she was listening to a radio drama, so she added, "You...are Bai/Fenpo, old lady."

"Bai/Fen Po? What is that?" Tian Lang's voice was full of doubts.

"Bai/Fen Po...is an old woman who uses other people's faces for her own use..." Wang Xiaotang's voice was full of teasing, she folded her hands and sneered at the air, "Bai/Fen Po, do you want My face? Forget it!"

"I... what kind of white/pink woman am I! I'm just an old woman who sells white/pink!" The voice of the old woman was full of grievances.

"Xiao Jia, don't mess around!" Tian Lang's voice reprimanded, "Grandma, I bought this □□, how much is it? Are these enough?"

"Enough is enough! Good-hearted young man! Old woman, I just earn some money by selling white/fans to make a living, but... oh...you are such a good man, young man!" The voice of the old woman was full of gratitude.

"It's okay, I'll apologize to you on her behalf! I'm so sorry!"

"It's okay, it's okay! Then I'll go, old woman! Selling white/pink! Selling white/pink!"

"Go slowly!" The footsteps became farther and farther away until they could no longer be heard, "Xiao Jia! How can you talk like that?!"

"So what if I talk like this? Anyway, this white/pink...I don't know how to use it, so give it up!" Wang Xiaotang rolled her eyes at the air, "Also...are we familiar enough to call each other by name?"

"You!" Tian Lang's voice was extremely angry, "I really misjudged you! Yang Xiaojia!" Tian Lang's voice was full of anger.

"So? What do you think you are?" Wang Xiaotang taunted, "It's just... a small illusion!" After speaking, Wang Xiaotang ran to Yaolang, "Brother, help!"

"Hahahaha!" Hongye laughed loudly, "So you already know that this is an illusion, it's a pity, you don't want to give me your face in a comfortable way, then I can only make you hurt!" Hongye's eyes widened Li, a ray of red light imprisoned Tianlang in place, and he himself grabbed Wang Xiaotang!

"Damn it—! Brother, save me—!" Wang Xiaotang galloped towards Yaolang, holding two ghost-exorcism charms in his hand just in case.

As a result, what if it really came.

Hongye's speed...much faster than the proprietress, even faster than Wang Xiaotang!Seeing that Wang Xiaotang was about to be caught, Wang Xiaotang rolled on the ground and grabbed Hongye's two feet.

"Ah!" Hongye neighed in pain, and her mahogany illusion was also collapsing at a rapid rate...

"Crack." The Exorcism Sword made a sound.

"The shape is already in place." Yao Lang raised the dark purple corners of his mouth.

"What's going on...?" Tianlang looked at the red maple forest in disbelief, "Isn't this... a redwood forest...?"

"No, no, no..." Yaolang turned his gaze from Wang Xiaotang to Tianlang, "This place... has always... been a red maple forest..."

"But, the mahogany for our coffins is all cut here!"

"It's all... dyed red with blood..." Yao Lang said with a trace of sigh.

"What?!" Shocked Tian Lang.

"Damn it! Brother, save me!" Wang Xiaotang fought against Hongye.

"Give me your face!" Hongye said fiercely.

"No rush..." the leisurely Yaolang.

【What do you mean no hurry! ! !Yakuro! ! !I can't stand it anymore! ! !help! ! ! 】

#What should I do when the male god refuses to save my life? ! #

# Flip the opponent by yourself! #

Seeing that Yaolang had no intention of saving her life at all, Wang Xiaotang had no choice but to resist Hongye's attack with all his might, "Fuck! Hongye, right! Why do you want my face?!"

"With your face, Tianlang will be with me!" Hongye kept grabbing Wang Xiaotang's face.

[Fuck! ! !What kind of logic? ! ! ! 】

"No! It's not like that!" Wang Xiaotang shouted out, "You don't need my face to be with him!"

[Please listen to it! ! !I can only fool her now!God bless!Make sure she believes what I say! ! ! 】

"What...?" Hongye really stopped attacking, "You can't be lying to me, are you?"

"No, no, no! What I said is true! There is really a way to make Tianlang stay with you!" Wang Xiaotang stared at Hongye's hand in fear, "If I lie, you will kill me!"

"Why...?" Hongye frowned at Wang Xiaotang.

"Uh...what why?" Wang Xiaotang shrank her neck and looked at Hongye cautiously.

"Why did you tell me this? You don't want to be with Tian Lang?" Hong Ye was puzzled.

【Of course not!He is no sweet potato!together with him? !Waiting to be torn by you!How to fool her...?Have! 】

"I..." Wang Xiaotang covered his face with his hands, and pointed towards Yaolang, "He! The person I like is him!"

"Why?! Is Tianlang bad?!" Hongye glared at Wang Xiaotang, as if Wang Xiaotang would tear Wang Xiaotang apart if she said a word about Tianlang was bad.

[You can't like it, you can't like it, you can't do that? ! ! !correct!It can be said like this! 】

Wang Xiaotang had an idea, "No! Of course Tianlang is good! But, I only regard him as my elder brother!" Wang Xiaotang turned his head to one side and started making up stories, "I used to have an older brother, he was my cousin, he was very nice, He is very popular, everyone likes him very much, just like Tianlang! But...he...he is no longer here..." Wang Xiaotang sniffed, pretending to wipe away tears, "Seeing Tianlang is like seeing my watch Like my brother, really, so happy. Like my cousin, he condones all my behaviors and helps me find amulets. I am really happy! But, I really only think of him as my brother! I think, he is just Treat me like a sister!"

"Really...?" The pure Hongye was successfully fooled by Wang Xiaotang.

"Really, really! Look, if he really likes me, why didn't he say he wants to marry me? He must only like me like a younger sister!" Wang Xiaotang looked confident.

"But...he said you are more beautiful than me..." Hongye frowned deeply, and began to waver.

"This is so normal! A stranger and a younger sister, do you think that if you were an older brother, would you think your younger sister is prettier? Even if it's just to save face for your younger sister, you still have to say that your younger sister is prettier!" Wang Xiaotang said for her success Lie gave a thumbs up.

"Tianlang and I are not strangers!" Hongye looked very unhappy.

[Fuck! ! !Is your focus here? ! ! ! 】

"Eh?! But...Tianlang...don't know you..."

"I am the wood spirit of this red maple forest! Look!" Hongye stretched out her hand and shook the bell on her wrist, Tianlang tied it on me with her own hands! "

"Uh... this...he...he hasn't seen your human form before! So! He will think you are a stranger!" Wang Xiaotang explained to Hongye.

[Fuck!This guy is surprisingly innocent!Is she really that vicious Hongye? ! 】

"Oh..." Hongye thought for a while and thought it made sense, "But...I'm so pretty, why doesn't Tianlang like me?"