Does the pirate captain still eat fish?

Pretty women are a scourge!

This is a philosophy that I realized when I was thrown out of heaven by my master, but unfortunately I have no chance to tell my master, because he was completely fascinated by that woman.A woman who can charm the gods must have a high level of morality, and she will definitely not be abandoned because of a fish like me.However, I never think there is anything wrong with eating fish. If I must add a little regret, I don’t know if I turned into an ugly monster because I didn’t remember the beautiful face of my master when I transformed.It doesn't matter, anyway, I will bet on my high-profile cat character, and I will work hard to transform into a beautiful man like my master!

In other words, the master was so angry this time, the strike was really serious, it hurt my head so much!Meow, as a well-bred cat, I strongly despise the rude behavior of the owner, hum!

As a cat with a keen sense of smell, although my eyelids weigh a thousand pounds, this does not prevent me from accurately sensing the position of that delicious fish three meters behind me.He exudes a strong male Cormont, and when I catch him, I must use him to attract a large number of females, so that I can eat more than I can eat, and I can pick and choose, especially those who are beautiful The female fish chews, haha, I really am a smart cat!

The fish is talking to a human being, his voice is really beautiful, I am a little intoxicated——

"...The brothers on the deck are ready, as long as you give an order, you can do it immediately!"

"hold on."

"What are you still worried about? Now that Bellamy is dead, even if the first mate and Frost support him, the few people left under them are definitely not our opponents! Now we are the only ones who can take back the Flying Gull." Opportunity! No matter how late it is, the Green Bay Naval Battle will never happen, and this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go to the West Sea! Benjamin, don't hesitate!"

"Why do you think I'm hesitating, my friend? Don't you think we should make more detailed plans and deployments? For example, the cold medicine that Flossen premeditatedly seized the ship and gave to the captain added Xianggemisi Island rat poison, the captain was poisoned and died..."

"Oh, Benjamin, you are still so insidious! Hahahaha!"

"So, what are you going to do with the mate and Flossen? Don't you think keeping them sane would be a big problem with our plans?"

"Yeah, in order to make this trouble completely disappear—click?!"

"Alas! In fact, the horse cellar on the fourth floor has been empty for a long time, and I remember that the mate's favorite drink is the rum from the town of Visa, and Frost's favorite laboratory is to deal with a drunk and a lunatic I believe you will save a lot of effort! What do you think?"

"Pfft haha!! Easy to say! Easy to say! However, wouldn't it be a pity to blow up Flosen's laboratory? It is said that it is the only laboratory in the entire East China Sea that can be compared with Captain Cook's medical skills! Although I have long seen That smelly ship doctor is not pleasing to the eye!"

"Eric, do you know how people like you end up dying?"

"Have you learned divination?!"

"Hey... take this, put him in Frost's new petri dish, I believe you will see a lunatic who satisfies you! Of course, the premise is that you can sneak into that room without anyone noticing. laboratory!"

"I promise on my IQ—"

"Okay, let's go! Don't forget, it's a once in a lifetime! Huh?"

"Uh-huh!"

——Hmph, look, this fish has a very high IQ, many times higher than that foolish human!It's a pity that no matter how clever the fish is, it's no match for this cat spirit!I must take him down, and then use him to seduce countless females, and I have to pick and choose, I only eat the tastiest ones, I have always been like this!

The eyelids still couldn't hold up. I was curious about what this fish looked like, and I couldn't move my body.Could it be that the master cast a spell on me when he threw me out, such as a magic spell or something? !Or was that damn bad woman secretly playing tricks on me? !I know that she has always been jealous of my master's doting on me!Hmph, I want to curse her for never being loved by her master!

Huh?

This fish's brain is pumped? !How dare he insult the cat? ! !Meow, get that stinky mouth of yours off my face right now! ! ! ——

The moon was hidden in the thick clouds, the sea breeze blew into the cabin with a fishy smell, and the waves kept beating the hull, playing the symphony of this restless night.Benjamin moved his lips away from the young man's icy face, and rubbed the soft lips on the young man's icy cheek with his thumb reluctantly.He glanced at the young man with a complicated expression, and moved his gaze out of the window.

With the slight ups and downs of the ship, Benjamin's eyes became confused.On this Flying Gull, only the captain's cabin has a small window on this side where the sea and the sky meet.He couldn't remember how many nights he and he had lingered in this captain's cabin. The sea outside the window could prove it. Benjamin still remembers the kind of thrill/feeling, like a fairy in this night. The same young man once obtained the love that had been put on the shelf in his heart for many years, and he dedicated it all to him, and even told him the secret of his own life experience. However, in return, he betrayed without hesitation.

This is not uncommon. In the entire East China Sea, there are countless ships performing the same drama every day.However, if Bellamyken goes to the West Sea according to their agreement, maybe he will be willing to continue to be his navigator because of the unshakable relationship in his heart. It doesn’t matter if the captain’s position is given up, as long as he still has dreams, he will continue. Faith to survive.But, Bellamy, you are too cruel!Just for the benefit in front of him, he even tore up the original agreement!

Benjamin has no choice, even though he knows that the young man in front of him is dead, he still loves him!

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Meow, I really want to open my eyes and see what kind of fish actually has claws? !When will the master's spell be broken?I don't want to be a dead cat!Meow meow!

I could hear a lot of people running up and down overhead, some crying, some laughing, some shouting, some cursing, and the clanging of weapons.I really want to watch the fun, but I'm stuck by the damn spell and can't go anywhere.That fish was much happier than me. Maybe he also wanted to watch the fun, played with my claws for a while, and then ran away freely.Meow, did he forget something?There is a fee to play with the claws of this cat spirit, and everyone in Heaven knows this! !Dead fish, come back to me!If you can't afford the money, at least take me with you. This is the most basic courtesy, what an uneducated fish!

I swear that I will unravel this spell, catch that uneducated fish, and give him a good lesson. Even if he kneels down and begs for mercy, I will not forgive him, hum!Meow meow!

Eric gave full play to his unsatisfactory IQ, and did not make a judgment on the degree of drunkenness of the chief mate at all. The moment Frost found out that the research results of the new drug were destroyed and went crazy, he couldn't wait to launch the ship seizure plan.There are currently 52 sailors on the Flying Gull, currently Eric has taken over 20 of them, and there are about 20 of them whose positions are unknown. The remaining ten or so are Bellamy's loyal followers.

At this moment, more than 50 sailors were all assembled on the deck, and the fighting was chaotic and fierce.There was a crackling sound as the fencing stabs collided, and the shadows of swords and swords crisscrossed endlessly.On the mast cables, one after another chased each other, shouting and screaming in pain.

Benjamin just set foot on the deck when a wooden barrel flew towards him, and he slapped it away.Eric looked back on the mast, just in time to see Benjamin's heroic appearance on the deck, and immediately stopped chasing people, and shouted excitedly: "The captain is coming! The captain is coming! The captain is coming !!"

Benjamin covered his eyes helplessly, feeling a headache for Eric's IQ.He is afraid that others will not know that they have planned for a long time, right? !He's actually from Bellamy's country, right? !

Even though it was not Benjamin's original intention at this time, he had no choice but to use his powerful communication skills to turn the tide.He said in a clear and melodious voice: "Don't fight anymore, the captain has left us forever! Now let us pray for him with the most devout hearts, please turn the grief in our chests into the power of missing, let us mourn 3 Minutes! Amen!"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, watching each other, not knowing who got the start, but one by one the crew actually drew a cross on their chests following Benjamin's movements.Perhaps it was because the news was so shocking that the reaction arcs of the pirate sailors were relatively long. No one bothered to ask about the cause of Captain Bellamy's death, so they mourned collectively under the dominance of the inherent concept that the dead are the most important.

While everyone was closing their eyes, Benjamin winked at Eric who was climbing down from the mast, nuzui signaled him to get Bellamy's body in the captain's cabin.

This time Eric's IQ was finally not in vain, he immediately understood what Benjamin meant, nodded clearly, and ran into the cabin in a hurry.

In the cabin—

I'm literally driving this damn spell crazy!No matter how hard I try, I can only move my limbs.The neck, head, and body were still as stiff as stone.Even so, I knew right away that something was wrong.I'm pretty sure I just raised my paws because I wanted to lick the soft pads of my flesh.But look what's in front of me? !I'm pretty sure it's a human hand, but that's not the point!The point is that this human hand is even better than the owner's beautiful hand, only a circle smaller!Meow, is that bastard so bold?Dare to compete with Lao Tzu before Lao Tzu takes shape?Show off?Show off your guilt!I must let this hateful human being know that a cat's self-esteem cannot be provoked by rudeness!

So, I opened my mouth and bit!Meow—it hurts me to death? ! !

'? ! '

I stared at the hand, moved my meaty claw to the left, and the beautiful hand followed to the left, and I thought the meaty claw moved to the right, and the beautiful hand followed.Then, I got the truth.In fact, I just made a small logical error at the beginning, hehe, in fact, this beautiful hand is my fleshy claw, and I, I, I should be transformed... Wow!Master, you really dote on me, even though you say you want to punish me, you secretly gifted me mana!And you are just expressing your helplessness as a gentleman in the face of a vexatious woman, right?Is that so?Otherwise, how to explain this strange situation?This is totally inexplicable! ——Hmph, I really am a cat with a very high IQ, smart and understanding~!

However, now is not the time to snicker, danger is everywhere, and a stench from human beings is slowly approaching me.I can smell the malice hidden in this breath.So, I decided to play dead very decisively!

Just as I lay down, the cabin door was pushed open with great force.A wind with a fishy smell blew in, and the smell of fish mixed in the wind excited all the cells in my body, and I almost couldn't help but scream out excitedly!Of course, as a cat who always prides itself on self-control, I would never do that kind of impulsive behavior that would damage my reputation.

I lay stiffly, trying to be as natural as possible. Although he is a very stupid human being, I think he has absolutely no chance of seeing through my superb disguise, but the master said that if you are not afraid of [-], you are afraid of it. I don’t want me to maintain it. It is more difficult for a cat to accept that the thousand-year cat's reputation is ruined in the hands of stupid things than asking me to quit fishing.

Sure enough, the idiot did what I expected, he picked me up without noticing my strangeness.A white shirt floated down from my stomach and hid my face.The shirt is covered with patterns stitched with silver thread, and there is a pendant woven with gold thread at the hem of the shirt, which is heavy and dazzling.I can only see a small piece of shirt in front of me. I recognize these patterns. They are some ancient spells. I saw a book recording such spells in the master's study, but when the master taught me to read I'm usually eating fish when I'm here, so I don't quite remember how the spell works.But, what the hell, I've had no adverse reactions now anyway, the shirt is beautiful and I love it!

Getting closer to that uneducated fish, I can smell it making my mouth water.The air is getting more and more humid, which makes me somewhat uncomfortable, and the smell of the fish school that is getting stronger and stronger is like a super luxurious meal that tempts me to ignore that little discomfort.I was so excited that I was reluctant to close my eyes, but I am a rational cat, and I would not let myself be exposed in the initial stage of camouflage, so I closed my eyes again, as if I had never opened them .

Next, I heard a burst of exclamation on the deck, as well as heroic crying, and someone even rushed over and hugged me gently in his arms.I really want to see what this guy who dared to drip tears on my face looks like. After I remove the disguise, I must give him a hard paw and warn him not to get such disgusting things on me casually .I'm a clean freak cat! !

Then the uneducated fish spoke, and I heard him say—

"The captain passed away suddenly, and I am as distressed as everyone else! But now is not the time for us to feel distressed. The Flying Gull needs a new captain. Now we vote again according to the 'Pirate Code' to elect a new captain!"

The fool immediately shouted: "I choose Benjamin!"

"Benjamin!"

"Benjamin!"

"Mate!"

"Benjamin!"

"Flosen!"

"Mate!"

"Benjamin!"

……

"You idiots!"

A strong smell of alcohol almost made me faint. I secretly opened a slit of my eyes and saw a disheveled alcoholic carrying a thin man who kept crying through the crowd and squeezed into the center of the crowd.He casually threw the little man onto the wooden floor, making a loud noise. The little man was still crying, rolling and crying.

The drunkard cursed 'idiot', stopped talking to the little man, and said to everyone: "Sorry, I was drunk just now, what happened here?"

A group of people chattered and said 'the captain is dead, and then choose a new captain' or something.

"The bastard is dead? Why didn't I know? Why didn't anyone inform me? Who first found out that he was dead?"

The uneducated fish had an ugly look on his face. He glared at the idiot and said to the drunkard, "When I sent the chart to the captain, he was already dead. Now we are electing a new captain. You and I have the most votes. I don't mind." Fight with you in a duel! Cato!"

The drunkard hiccupped and laughed loudly: "Kakakaha, I'm not interested in that bossy captain! I don't want to be targeted by everyone when I charge into battle! I just want to ask, what did that bastard do?" Dead? What is the cause of death?!"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay again, and then they remembered that they didn't seem to know the cause of the captain's death.So, everyone stretched their necks and stared at the untrained fish.

I can feel that the anger of the uneducated fish is constantly expanding like an inflatable ball, hum, it deserves it!I was so mad at him, why didn't he bring me to watch the excitement at that moment!Seeing the uneducated fish getting angry, I suddenly felt very refreshed, and I felt better for no reason~

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