This Alpha's Pheromones Are Exploding

Although Qiu Jin discussed with Ji Shenxiao before that he would vaccinate fans on this show.But he never expected that Ji Shenxiao would be so fierce, and he would blush for a moment when he said such a straightforward sentence.

He just felt that the eyes of the audience were all on him, as if they wanted to make him burn, but the most enthusiastic one was Ji Shenxiao who was looking at him.

Qiu Jin glared at Ji Shenxiao angrily, and complained, "Don't talk nonsense, please!"

"Okay," Ji Shenxiao nodded with a good temper, "I will listen to you from now on."

Qiu Jin: "..."

This person really took advantage of being cheap and being good-looking to the extreme.

Gigi gave an exaggerated "wow": "Did I hear something I shouldn't have heard?"

Qiu Jin smiled and waved his hands: "We have a better relationship, so we can talk more openly, it's just a joke."

"Are you on good terms?"

Ji Shenxiao glanced at Qiu Jin and nodded: "Well, we just have a good relationship."

Gigi: "Then you must be looking forward to the next session."

Qiu Jin suddenly felt a bad premonition.

Gigi called up a screenshot and said with a smile: "These are two fan texts about you that we found on the Internet, I hope you can read them aloud."

Although this is also the content of the previous outline, Qiu Jin has already suffered a loss and has become more vigilant.

He glanced at Jiji, and asked without answering: "Isn't it another picture that needs to be coded like just now?"

"It's not impossible, it's just a one-shot," Jiji waved her hand, "We're following a fairytale style this time."

Fairytale style?

Qiu Jin was dubious, and remembered the passage on the screen.

"When I woke up this morning, Qiu Jin found that everything around him had become extremely huge, as if he had entered a kingdom of giants. No, it wasn't that the surroundings became bigger, but that he became smaller! Deep..."

Seeing this title, Qiu Jin stuttered for a moment, and then continued: "Shen Xiao, Shen Xiao, wake up quickly, what's wrong with me?"

"'Huh? What's the matter?' Ji Shenxiao heard Qiu Jin calling him, and habitually wanted to give him a good morning kiss, but unexpectedly it fell through. Ah! Qiu Jin has become the size of a palm!"

"Ji Shenxiao blinked, and found that little Qiu Jin was sitting on the pillow at a loss, his eyes were red, and his whole body was stripped naked, like a pink ball. 'God, this is too cute!' Ji Shenxiao sighed in his head."

"'How did you become like this?' he asked Qiu Jin."

"'I don't know either.' Little Qiu Jin rubbed his eyes aggrievedly, and said, 'I became like this when I woke up.'"

"How can it be recovered?"

"do not know."

"The eyes of the two were big and small, and Ji Shenxiao took the lead in accepting this change. He held Qiu Jin carefully in his palm and said: 'Then I have to be careful in the future, don't step on you.'"

"Qiu Jin was still depressed, Ji Shenxiao lightly poked his face with his finger again, and comforted him: 'Don't be nervous, it will change back.'"

"'What if I can't change back?' Qiu Jin is not as optimistic as him."

"'What else can I do? I can only continue to raise it.' Ji Shenxiao smiled, poked the little bud on Qiu Jin's body, and said in an intimate tone, 'and I have to customize this little nude for you. clothes.'"

Qiu Jin: "..."

Damn, is Xiaonianya the place he thought of?

It really is a fairy tale style, and ghs writes so implicitly. Qiu Jin took a breath and continued to read: "'Baby, good morning kiss.' Before leaving home for work, Ji Shenxiao pointed to his lips. This is what they say every day. Some fixed behaviors. Qiu Jin hesitated for a while, tried his best to stand on tiptoe, and put himself close to Ji Shenxiao's lips."

"It was originally a good morning kiss, but because Qiu Jin became smaller, it directly turned into Ji Shenxiao licking Qiu Jin one-sidedly. The wet tongue slid across the whole body, and Qiu Jin's small body trembled...'Woo, Don't touch there...'"

"Looking at Qiu Jin who was covered in red, Ji Shenxiao's vision dimmed a little bit..."

Seeing the next few lines of text, Qiu Jin's mind exploded with a buzzing sound.

He couldn't read any more.

"You guys are way too big... you won't be able to pass the trial!"

Gigi: "Don't be afraid, we will silence you later, just come."

Qiu Jin was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "Since you want to silence the sound, wouldn't it be better for me to solve it from the source?"

Gigi: Huh?

What's the meaning? ?

Before Jiji could react, Qiu Jin let out a "beep beep——" sound that simulated silence.There were more than 100 words left, and he just beeped more than 100 times with his mouth.

Who am I?where am iThe blank expression of what am I doing.

The audience was stunned for a moment, and then they all burst out laughing.

"Damn it, why is he so strong?"

"What kind of strange brain circuit is this?"

"66666 This is the first time I have met a guest who made Gigi unable to come to the stage!"

"Hahahahahaha, does he regard himself as a provocative machine?"

Ji Shenxiao couldn't help laughing, but felt a little distressed. He patted Qiu Jin on the shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, it's done."

However, Qiu Jin was very stubborn and didn't stop until the last few beeps.

What's even more frightening is that Qiu Jin's pronunciation was clear and full of breath throughout the whole process, and he didn't sip his mouth once.Even if the audience was rolling with laughter, he remained expressionless the whole time, and he could be used as material for an announcer.

After he finished beeping, no one in the audience laughed at him anymore, and all the audience immediately stood in awe and gave out strong applause and cheers.

"so amazing!"

"Really, he gets full marks just because he doesn't laugh."

"Don't even change your breath, this is a real man!"

"To be honest, I learned broadcasting, and I can't even reach his level!"

"Have any of you counted how many times he beeped?"

"No! Who knew he could beep so well! Damn, is this cheating?"

……

The director on the side looked at this scene in the camera, his hands were shaking with excitement: "Our issue is definitely going to explode."

Director's assistant: "What? Do you want more bonuses??"

Director: "...Get lost."

Gigi hasn't met such a strong opponent for a long time, and after laughing, she offered an olive branch: "Do you want to be my partner?"

Qiu Jin: "..."

Gigi: "I've already thought about the name of the group, and it's called 'Serge'."

God damn the beeping machine, the audience laughed like crazy.

Qiu Jin was also laughing, and was about to refuse after laughing, when he heard Ji Shenxiao beside him say something.

"Poaching people in front of me?" Ji Shenxiao glanced at Jiji, and said lightly, "Have you asked my opinion?"

Only then did Jiji realize, yo, Mr. Ji is jealous!

But a good host is one who is not afraid of power and can dig out countless stalks!Jiji was not afraid of him, and continued: "It's not poaching, I just formed a CP with Qiu Jin, and I didn't want to poach him to our company."

Ji Shenxiao glanced at Jiji, and said lightly: "How do you know he doesn't have CP?"

"Huh? He has a CP?" Gigi really didn't expect to dig out this information, and blinked, "Who is Qiu Jin going to form a group with? Is this decided by the company?"

Ji Shenxiao pointed to himself.

Qiu Jin, Jiji, and the audience: "?"

Gigi: "You decided?"

Ji Shenxiao shook his head, and said, "It's a CP with me."

Qiu Jin, Jiji, and the audience: "?"

"The name of the group is Autumn." Ji Shenxiao glanced at Jiji, with obvious contempt, "It's much more elegant and charming than your beeping machine."

audience:"???"

Damn, the official autumn CP? ? !

So is this a public admission? ! !

Ah ah ah ah ah! !The official is too good at playing! !

Gigi: "..."

Yes, he is convinced this time.

It wasn't until Jiji gave up the proposal that Ji Shenxiao became satisfied, and slowly leaned back on the chair, looking like a palace.

Qiu Jin: "..."

This ability to paint darker and darker is better than not speaking.

Well, Gigi quickly changed the subject.After Qiu Jin finished reading this fanfic, next is Ji Shenxiao's section.

Unlike Qiu Jin's, the passage Ji Shenxiao got was a bit dark and a little curious.

Looking at the text on the screen, Ji Shenxiao's deep and magnetic voice sounded in the studio.

"This is the 28 years since Ji Shenxiao became conscious. He doesn't know where he came from, and he doesn't know where he's going. He just wanders aimlessly in the sea, powerful and lonely."

"Until a young man broke into his world. It was a man with silver hair and honey-colored skin. He walked on the beach naked, like the embodiment of sunshine."

"A week ago, a cruise ship wrecked on the sea, and only this young man made it to the island and survived."

"So far, Ji Shenxiao has never been to other places. He watched the hard life of young people, running under the sun, waving to the sky, and crying loudly to the dark sea..."

"Ji Shenxiao didn't know what was going on, but he understood one thing. He didn't want the young man to cry. The next day, when the young man entered the sea again, he aroused a stream of water and lightly touched the other's body .”

"'Who?' The young man turned his head vigilantly. The next moment, strands of seawater like tentacles climbed onto the young man's body, not letting go of any part of his body. Letting the cool sea water caress his skin, the young man giggled up."

"Since then, Qiu Jin regarded this indescribable creature as his friend. He told him about his past, why he came here, about the civilized world outside, and that he was homesick... Whenever at this time , there will be a strong sadness in the youth's eyes..."

"Ji Shenxiao can't understand the other party's feelings, but he knows that as soon as he touches the young man's body, the other party will giggle. He did the same this time, but Qiu Jin laughed and cried, Big tears slid down his face, like short pearls."

"Ji Shenxiao has never seen such a fragile Qiu Jin. He wants to lick the tears off the other party's face, but unfortunately Ji Shenxiao only has seawater tentacles. Although his movements are very gentle, he just makes the young man more and more wet ..."

After reading this, Ji Shenxiao's Adam's apple rolled, and he paused for a moment.

The hearts of the audience are in their throats.

"Finally one day, Ji Shenxiao transformed his limbs and torso according to the appearance of a young man. At this time, Qiu Jin was lying on the beach sleeping defenselessly. The sun fell on his honey-colored skin, as if it could flow out with a light touch. The sweet sap..."

Qiu Jin couldn't listen anymore. Although he tried his best to put on an expression of indifference, the increasingly large-scale text still made him blush, especially when those words came out of Ji Shenxiao's mouth...

I don't know how the other party can be so calm.

Qiu Jin raised his head and glanced at Ji Shenxiao. The moment his eyes met, Qiu Jin seemed to explode with a "bang" as if the soda bottle had been unscrewed.

Ji Shenxiao stopped at this moment.

"Okay."

"Eh?" Gigi didn't hear enough, and said dissatisfied, "But you haven't finished reading it yet, this is just entering the climax part."

"Okay," Ji Shenxiao repeated, with a calm expression, but with a pressure that cannot be ignored, "If you continue, I will kneel on the keyboard when I go home tonight."

Qiu Jin: "???"

"!!!"

Ji Shenxiao, what are you talking about! !

Qiu Jin frantically hinted him to shut up with his eyes. Although they intend to reveal a little relationship, they don't have to be so high-powered, right?Isn't this the same as directly announcing a relationship?

Ji Shenxiao just looked back at him with a tolerant and gentle gaze.

"..."

Like a punctured balloon, Qiu Jin lost his temper in an instant.

The audience was still disappointed a moment ago, but when they heard this sentence, they immediately became excited and screamed.

"Come on! Kneel on the keyboard! Already live together!"

"And Mr. Ji, who has such a strong aura, is actually a strict wife? Isn't this too cute?"

"FanHumanities has new material!"

"Give birth and go!"

"Ah, I'm going crazy!! Let's get together! The Civil Affairs Bureau has moved here for you! Get married to me!"

……

Naturally, Gigi would not miss such a good opportunity, and immediately asked, "You guys already live together?"

"Almost," Ji Shenxiao said, "We live next door."

"Ah, no wonder someone photographed you in the same neighborhood before," Gigi suddenly realized, "but this plot is too dreamy? How did you live together in the first place? Is it accidental or someone planned it for a long time?"

"I've planned it for a long time," Ji Shenxiao said with a smile in his eyes, "I invited him to live next door to me so that I can eat and drink."

"Is that so?" Jiji asked Qiu Jin again, "Then will you help him cook?"

Qiu Jin nodded: "Yes, I will when I have time."

"What's the most complicated dish you've ever cooked for him?"

"Buddha jumps over the wall."

"Are you still doing Buddha jumping over the wall?!" Gigi was surprised for a moment, and couldn't help sighing, "It's so complicated, it must be at the level of true love, right?"

Qiu Jin smiled: "Actually, it's not that difficult, it just takes a long time to prepare."

"What is the opportunity? Why do you cook such a troublesome dish?"

"Hmm..." Qiu Jin thought for a while, then replied, "He did me a great favor, and I can't repay him, only the Buddha jumped over the wall."

Jiji laughed: "Since there is nothing to repay, why don't you promise with your body?"

Qiu Jin blinked, and asked back, "How do you know that I didn't promise you with my body?"

Come on!When did Qiu Jin become so good at driving!The audience croaked again, and some people were hoarse.

Qiu Jin was very satisfied with his performance. After so many rounds, he finally understood that this show is about who is shameless, and people who are shameless are invincible.

Sure enough, Jiji choked on him, and a few black lines fell on his forehead.But he obviously had other materials in his hand, so he asked again: "I heard that once Ji Shenxiao got angry at the company and refused to eat, so you went outside to borrow the kitchen to help him cook?"

"Huh? You dug this up too?" Qiu Jin was a little surprised, "Who did you hear that from?"

"Don't you know? This incident was on the hot search before!" Gigi brought up the topic page to show him, "#华益工作饭#, this is it, 128 yuan for green sauce pasta with pan-fried salmon .”

Qiu Jin was dumbfounded: "...is it so expensive?"

"But everything I've eaten says it's delicious!" Gigi didn't fall for his tricks, and brought the topic back with a smile, "So why did you borrow the kitchen to help him cook at that time?"

Qiu Jin: "There's no reason, so I went to find Ji Shenxiao to see that he didn't eat, so I helped him do it by the way."

"Can't you buy it for him?"

"I would, but he likes to eat what I make."

Gigi: "..."

audience:"……"

Is this dog food?This is definitely dog ​​food!

"Isn't such a good meal partner?" Ji Ji looked at Ji Shenxiao enviously, "Can you let me join you?"

"No," Ji Shenxiao refused without even thinking about it, and even emphasized, "Qiu Jin only gives me a small treat."

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