strange love

Indirect kissing? ? ?

Lu Youyou can really say, how can I eat with Chuyi in the future?

"Lu Youyou, stop talking nonsense."

Lu Youyou is really too open-mouthed, why would such an innocent and good baby like the first day of junior high school tell her whether to kiss or not.

"Jing Zhe, what is an indirect kiss?"

I take back what I said before, I shouldn't be here with Lu Youyou today at all.Facing the curious eyes of the first grader, how should I explain this matter?

"First day of junior high school, don't listen to my sister's nonsense." Pulling first day of junior high school away from Lu Youyou, "She was joking with you, let's go have lunch."

Lu Youyou smiled meanly, "My sister will give you extra lessons later when I have time."

Eating Hangbang dishes at noon is more in line with the taste of the first year of junior high school.Lu Youyou is not too picky about food like me, as long as it is free, everything is delicious.

I picked a place near the corner, and after ordering, it was already 11:30.Because I didn't eat out much on the first day of junior high school, of course I looked confused.The shop was recommended by Lu Youyou, and while pointing to the pictures on the menu, he introduced it to the first day of junior high school with hype.

Lu Naive is really good at eloquence, anything can be different in her mouth.

We arrived earlier, and there were fewer people in the corner. We looked very relaxed on the first day of junior high school, and we were guided by Lu Youyou and talked a lot.

The food was not slow to be served, Lu Youyou was not polite at all, and she was already feasting on it.I took small bites of shrimp, and looked at me after a few bites—I was peeling hairy crabs.

I can still eat some in this season, so I ordered three by the way.

I'm not bragging, eating crabs is something I'm pretty good at.If there are eight pieces of crab, it is no problem to go back after eating the group.But not now, I can only fight with bare hands.

"Jing Zhe, will it hurt?" When I first saw the crab claws, I was a little worried, "There are many thorns on the big claws."

"It's okay, I won't touch it." It must be difficult for the first day of junior high school to deal with this, and I am going to solve hers first.

"Don't worry, in the first day of junior high school, Jingjing is the best at eating hairy crabs. He eats the most, the fastest and the cleanest crabs every time." Seeing her trembling, Lu Youyou immediately solved her problems.

Probably because the first day of junior high school is difficult to eat crabs. Although the family also served crabs during the good season, they were all made by Aunt Zhang.I haven't eaten hairy crabs in front of her yet.

At first glance, my movements were clean and neat, and I was already convinced. "Jing Zhe, you are really amazing!"

I really like to hear her praise me.Today is the second time she said that I am great, but she has already said that to Lu Youyou five times, I have to catch up quickly.

"Shocked, are you stripping my sister? You're too polite." Lu Youyou probably saw that I was useless, so she came here shamelessly to take advantage.

"You do it yourself, this one is for the first graders."

Lu Youyou pouted, and didn't compete with Chu Yi, "Then you will strip me later, respect the old and love the young."

This guy is obviously very good at eating crabs, why is he acting like a baby here.

"Ah, no, no need, Jing Zhe, I, I don't eat crabs...you can eat..." Hearing that I made it for her on the first day of the junior high school, I couldn't help shaking my head repeatedly.

She obviously likes to eat crab meat, but she just doesn't know how to make it.

"No, you can't waste one if you order three."

"Then, then I'll do it myself... I'll peel it myself..." Putting down the chopsticks on the first day of junior high school, I had to do it myself.

How can she do that, her hands are so tender and her strength is weak, what if there is blood from the prick.

"You don't know how to do it on the first day of junior high school, I'll peel it for you first, and you can do it yourself next time, okay?"

I don't deny that I may be overprotective, but the first day of junior high school is really so cute that people can't help but want to take more care of her.

Tilting his head on the first day of the junior high school, he seemed to think for a while, "Then, then teach me how to peel it now..."

But the little white rabbit has already learned to walk by himself.

I'm a little disappointed and a little happy.

"Okay, then I'll demonstrate it to you first."

"Yeah." Chuyi obediently leaned over, her small face leaning against my arm.

"I've finished dismantling the legs now, let's take off the part on the crab's stomach," I turned over the crab and lifted the crab to cover it up, "and then lift off the cover from the broken place. "

After removing the crab cover, press the crab's mouth inward, and directly bring out all the cream in the crab cover.If you don't have a small spoon, it will be more convenient to take it apart and eat it directly.

"Wow, it's amazing!" The first day of junior high school exclaimed and praised me for the third time.

Sitting opposite, Lu Youyou has already gnawed on the crab by herself, it seems that she has no hope for me.

I dipped the vinegar in it and handed the crab paste to Chuyi's mouth, "Sip it lightly, don't eat the tough part in the middle, only eat the crab paste."

"Hey, why don't you eat..." Chuyi shook his head and asked me to eat by myself.

"Then you unpack it for me to eat later, you eat this first. Try it?" I have already picked this one for the first day of junior high school, so I don't want to eat it myself.

She probably thought the deal was fair, so she raised her head and smiled at me, and obediently opened her mouth to eat the crab paste.Because she was told not to eat the stomach pouch inside, she didn't dare to bite with her teeth on the first day of the junior high school, so she had to sip and suck—it was so cute.

"Is it delicious?" The hairy crabs are not particularly fat this season, but luckily the crabs here look quite fresh.

"Yeah, it's delicious." When her big eyes were smiling, she looked like a kitten, and she licked her lips even more.

"Okay, okay, and then we will eat the body of the crab." I tore off the gills on both sides of the crab and some secretions around it, "These are inedible, and the white six-pointed star in the middle must also be removed."

The hexagonal crab heart is very cold, so it must be removed when eating.

"Yeah." At first glance, he was attentive, and he studied hard. "What is this, Jing Zhe."

Wouldn't it be too cruel to say that it is the heart of a crab? "It's a star."

On the first day of junior high school, he was very smart, of course he knew it was not, so he covered his mouth and giggled. "How can there be stars growing in crabs, Jingzhe, you lied to me again."

"Pfft—" Lu Youyou, who was sitting across from her, also laughed for some reason, "Oh my god, Jing Jing, you're going to kill me from laughing. It's the stars, hahahahaha."

I looked at her with a dark face, and looked at her inexplicably on the first day of the junior high school, and said curiously: "Sister, what is so funny?"

Lu Youyou laughed for a while and didn't laugh enough, and said intermittently: "Hey, hey, it's nothing hahahaha, don't care about my first year of junior high school, you, you continue..."

I just didn't want to talk to her, so I broke off the crab in my hand, dipped it in vinegar, and then fed it to the first day of junior high school. "Eat the crab paste in the middle first, and eat the crab meat later."

On the first day of the junior high school, I no longer refused, and ate it obediently as before.

"Is it delicious?"

"Yeah, sweet." The contented first day of junior high school is so cute and suffocating.

"Come on, there is still half." I was about to feed the other half to her, but Chuyi shook his head and took it from me.

I thought she was going to eat it by herself, but I didn't expect that she would hand it to my mouth even if it was stained with vinegar. "Jing Zhe, why don't you eat it too..."

Although I thought that this would only be for her to eat, but the little white rabbit was really hard to refuse.Forget it, just give her some more later on.

I just ate it with my hands in the first grade of junior high school, and I was planning to teach her to eat crab meat, when I suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Lu Youyou has been quiet for too long.

I looked up to the opposite side, only to see that Lu Youyou began to cover her eyes pretentiously at some point.

"What are you doing? Are your eyes uncomfortable?"

Lu Youyou sighed with obvious exaggeration, "My eyes hurt."

"Why do your eyes hurt? Have you taken eye drops?" She really has a lot to do.Although I asked her these words out of my mouth, I actually didn't believe her eyes hurt at all.

"Ah, sister, are you okay?" The first day of junior high school also became nervous, and asked very worriedly, "Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Lu Youyou shook her head clumsily, "Oh, eye drops don't work either, I need sunglasses."

I couldn't help but rolled my eyes, I really wanted to shut her mouth.

It's a pity that I still didn't understand it on the first day of junior high school, so I asked honestly: "Why, why is it sunglasses? Then shall we, shall we buy them?"

"The first day of junior high school, because someone was too flashy just now, so my sister's eyes hurt and she needs sunglasses." Although Lu Youyou said it bluntly, the simple first day of junior high school still couldn't understand that she was teasing us.

"The first day of junior high school, sister, her eyes hurt because she watched too many animations." I decided to interrupt her nonsense, so as not to be taught badly by her on the first day of junior high school. "Yes, no, yes, ah, Lu, yo, yo!"

Probably because I heard the gnashing of teeth while I was speaking, Lu Youyou nodded quickly, "Yes yes yes, this is the first day of junior high school."

"So that's how it is..." Chuyi looked sympathetic, then turned to me and said, "Then we should watch less animations in the future."

"It's okay, we're seeing just right now."

Lu Youyou's face was devastated.

After dealing with Lu Youyou, I will continue to teach the first graders how to eat crabs.Break off the broken legs of the crab, and then use the crab legs along the transverse partition of the crab body to easily pick out the crab meat.While explaining, I put the crab meat into the first bowl, and then taught her how to eat crab legs.

Because I was teaching while eating, part of the crab ended up in my stomach.

"Awakening of Insects, Awakening of Insects," seemed to suddenly recall something on the first day of the junior high school, "we ate crabs together, is it also an indirect kiss?"

"!#￥%*&￥&*"

"Hahahahahaha!" I glared at Lu Youyou who tried to keep her voice down but was still trembling with laughter, only the first day of the junior high school was not in the situation.

"What's the matter, Jingzhe? Did I say something funny?"

"There's nothing..." I felt like I was going to be tortured by Lu Youyou and went crazy.

"That……"

"First day, it's not an indirect kiss."

"But didn't my sister say that eating the same food is an indirect kiss?"

"...We ate separately just now." Lu Youyou, that bastard.

"?" The first day of junior high school looked at me with a pair of big eyes that didn't understand at all.

"The first day of junior high school, the one just now doesn't count." Lu Youyou didn't know whether it was a conscience discovery or a bigger conspiracy, so she suddenly helped to explain.I stared at her and told her not to talk nonsense, but she didn't look at me at all.

"Then how can it be counted?" The first day of junior high school, that's not what you should hear!

"First day..."

"It's only when it's saliva!"

Lu Youyou, why don't you die!

"Ah, then Jingzhe and I kissed indirectly many times!"

...No, let me die.

The author has something to say: Lu Youyou: I'm blind, I won't eat, I won't eat dog food.

Waking of Insects: There is nothing to love in life.