believe your evil

The treasures produced on Mount Dengbao were basically made from local materials. For example, the Samsara River was made of snow water on the mountain.

For a period of time, the envoy was disturbed by those monsters at the foot of the mountain. After closing the mountain for the second time and returning to the lotus pond in Daxue Mountain, it was really boring to stay alone, and he picked up his ability to make treasures and magic weapons again. When I came back, the emerald lotus pod was a wine vessel made directly from the lotus pod in the lotus pond.

There are [-] holes in the lotus pods, and each hole is filled with different flavors of fruit wine, but it’s boring to be just a jug. The fruit wine in the hole cast a spell.

Specifically, it is about "drinking this flavor can have a good sleep", "drinking that flavor can have a good dream", "drinking a certain flavor can make you drunk and do things soberly" or "drinking the painting The level of painting has increased by [-]%" "The level of poetry after drinking is comparable to Li Bai"...

And so on and so on and so forth.

Eighteen lotus holes and eighteen flavors naturally have eighteen unique effects. These effects were all tailored by the envoys who ascended Baoshan in those years according to their own needs, and one of the special effects is "recovery". memory".

The reason why there is such a special need is naturally because the gods made this person somewhat forgetful from the moment he turned into a human form.

When I wanted to go down the mountain, I couldn’t find the way, so I went back and decided to build a magic weapon to carry me down the mountain. In the end, the reincarnation river was built, but I forgot the reason why this magic weapon was built. One person, one river. I stayed on the mountain for many years. One day, the god envoy Ju Ju was winding the long silk that the Samsara River had turned into a white dog to play with. While playing, he suddenly thought: Huh?Why the hell do I have to squat on the mountain every day?Can't you go down the mountain and have a look? Maybe there are many cute boy papers down the mountain.

After thinking about it, I thought it made sense, so I let the Samsara River carry me down the mountain. Halfway down, I suddenly slapped my forehead. Wait, I should have gone down the mountain a few years ago. Isn’t the Samsara River created because I lost my way? Aren't you going down the mountain? !

Divine Envoy: "………………………………"

There are many other examples of such forgetfulness.

For example, after the envoy went down the mountain, he found that there were not many cute boys at the bottom of the mountain, only a group of demons and ghosts with strong mana and strong mana, who were either old or ugly. Not right again.

The envoy was depressed for a while, but soon relieved, and turned his interest in cute boys paper to the flowers and plants on the side of the road. Downstream, the flowers and plants growing are quite pretty.

So the God Envoy began to plant flowers, trees and grass in the netherworld, relying on his superior status to spread the demon version of the "family planning policy" in the ancient nether world, encouraging demons to break free from their reproductive instincts , give birth to fewer children and grow more trees.

But at that time, Youming had limited living land, most of which were chaotic lands, where flowers and plants were planted and found that there were not many lands. God envoys condescended to look down, and took a fancy to the Back-Yin Mountain on the edge of the Eighteen Hells.

But with the fire and magma of the Eighteen Hells, no matter how big the back shade mountain is, there is no rare thing to grow. This is why the mirror lake was built later.

And the flowers and plants in Jinghu and Beiyin Mountain were carried out together, but the memory is really not very good. After the mirror lake was built and moved there, the flowers and plants that had been carefully cared for for more than half a year were forgotten.

It wasn't until Beiyin Mountain hit 99 golden thunders that the god envoy Ju Ju who was planting trees and grass in other places suddenly remembered——

Fuck!my flower!

Hurriedly rushing over, the flowers, plants and small trees were burnt to pieces, and only a half-sized bear squatted on the ground, looking at him fiercely with raised eyelids——

Fuck!Cute boy paper!

I temporarily forgot all the flowers and plants that burned down the mountain.

It can be seen that the memory of the oracle is indeed not very good, so it is indeed understandable to create a lotus jug with the function of "recovering memory after drinking".

It's just that no matter how effective the fruit wine is, the consequences of mixing it up are quite serious. After waking up drunk, he found a cute boy lying half naked beside him.

However, in the fruit wine, all the effects did not last as long as the "restore memory" effect. When I woke up, all the special effects in the fruit wine were exhausted with the alcohol consumption, and only the "restore memory" effect Memory" is a persistent and irreversible effect——

So the mind is very clear and remembers what happened in the three days of drunkenness.

God's envoy: "…………………"

I regret not brewing another fruit wine with "amnesia" effect in the lotus pod.

Drinking and committing a crime, this time he made a huge mistake, so he had to quit drinking and left the emerald lotus pod in the wooden house by the lotus pond in Mount Dengbao.

However, who would have thought that 22 years after the chaos of the Netherworld and the collapse of the Water Jade Realm, the original owner of the lotus pod returned to Mount Dengbao along the lotus pond at the bottom of the mountain, and picked up the emerald lotus pod again.

Who would have thought that after opening the lotus pod, in the first few sips of wine, there happened to be that white wine that "restores memory" by coincidence.

And the spell "restore memory" is not restricted by reincarnation, ordinary people drink it, let alone the previous life, the memory of many lives can be restored.

Thanks to this spell, when Sheng Lian woke up again, not only the memory of this life, but also the previous life was in his mind.

At the very beginning of the memory, he turned into a human form, opened his eyes, and admired the face reflected in the water of the lotus pond with his lowered eyes—it was so beautiful.

The scenes in his mind were chaotic, and the memories of the two lifetimes were mixed together, like a ball of wool that was completely entangled, but Sheng Lian, who was driving, was very calm, as if a third party was watching, focusing on the two lifetimes in his mind. In my memory, it was as if I was watching a movie while watching a movie, and raised my eyebrows from time to time, or sighed in my heart.

Xu Xinning, Xu Hao, and Shen Ma were in a deep sleep. When the car fell into the river, the wandering old man tried to escape, but was caught by the Samsara River and circled him several times.

Sheng Lian put his hands on the steering wheel, watched the river submerge the car, and said calmly to the back row: "I advise you, don't struggle, after all, I'm not in a particularly good mood right now, strangling you to death in this river will make you lose your mind It’s as difficult as moving your fingers.”

The old man was terrified, and he really didn't move. His mind was spinning quickly, trying to talk to the man driving: "Which adult from Youming are you? Yan, Meng, or Cui?"

Sheng Lian didn't answer, he didn't bother to move his mouth, because he was in a very bad mood at the moment - after all, remembering what happened in the Water Jade Realm 22 years ago, he had restrained enough not to kill two people on the spot.

Not long after, the front of the car turned up and surfaced again. The old man raised his eyes and found that this was no longer the place where they just entered the river.

According to the normal process, a boat is required to go from the human world to Netherworld, but under special circumstances, the car can be driven directly back to Netherworld at the 9th place. Although the security check of the Bliss River hates fishing cars in the river, they have to set up a crane The arm is on the shore, ready to catch the bus at No. 9 at any time.

At this moment, as soon as the official car surfaced, the security inspector in charge of controlling the crane first contacted the colleagues on the bank with the radio of the intranet, then looked down at the river surface, and muttered: "Boss Yan and his group's car! , what big case is this time?"

But after he finished speaking, he was suddenly stunned, because just as he was manipulating the boom to fish the car ashore, the car actually evaporated under his nose, leaving no shadow of the door behind.

The security inspector immediately pressed the emergency button and shouted into the communication: "The car is gone!"

The other end of the communication was puzzled: "What's gone!"

The security inspector who operated the boom reported the license plate he saw: "The car and people are gone! No one in the car can be seen clearly, and the security check has not passed!"

The other end of the communication immediately became vigilant: "Understood, received!"

The Bliss River security check is another defense between the nether world and the human world. The Bliss River can only enter and exit, so all visitors must be interrogated without exception. At this moment, even people and cars have disappeared, which naturally aroused the vigilance of the security department.

After no trace was found in the security checkpoint, the news was immediately reported to Senluodian. Zhong Brown had already received Yan Wuchang's order to thoroughly investigate the suspicious personnel in Senluodian. Now I heard that there are 9 cars that have not passed the security check. He disappeared without a trace, and immediately became vigilant, ordering a search of the entire netherworld.

At this moment, Sheng Lian naturally didn't know how much panic his act of disappearing under the nose of the security check caused so much panic. With a long silk coil, he flew straight down from the sky of Nether with people and cars, and his destination was exactly A row of small buildings surrounded by the Wangchuan River.

In an instant, a car of four people and a ghost landed in the courtyard where Chen Hui and Sun Xiaoyun were.

During this time, Chen Hui and Sun Xiaoyun were still living by the Wangchuanshui River, because the last souls remained, Sun Xiaoyun was still alive and well for the time being, while Chen Hui was too greedy, reaping the consequences of himself, and turning his head white overnight.

But the two are still in love with each other, and Chen Hui is more careful to take care of his lover than before. On the contrary, it is Sun Xiaoyun, because she knows that the time for her soul to stay in this world is not long. , no longer trembling in fear, and finally recovered the gentle temperament before his death.

The young couple spent the few remaining days in peace by the Wangchuanshui River. They thought they would spend the rest of the reunion time in such a peaceful way, but they didn't expect this day , Someone in the yard came to visit from the sky again.

Sun Xiaoyun and Chen Hui watched the car fall by the river. After a while, the driver's door was pushed open, and a familiar figure got out of the car. , but also followed by a "person".

When Chen Hui and Sun Xiaoyun saw Sheng Lian, their hearts skipped a beat, thinking that Youming had some new arrangements for them, but when they looked closely at the "person" who was following them in the back seat, Chen Hui's figure suddenly jumped. Startled.

Naturally, Sun Xiaoyun also saw the old man, and was also stunned—isn't this the old man who taught them how to shape their bodies back then?

that liar!

Sun Xiaoyun was always trembling before, unable to speak safely, her performance during this period was beyond normal, she reacted faster than Chen Hui, and rushed towards the old man without saying a word: "You who framed my hair fraud!"

Chen Hui reacted quickly, and quickly grabbed Sun Xiaoyun.

The old man was stunned when he saw the two people, he probably didn't expect to see them here, he frowned, snorted coldly, glanced to the side, and didn't speak.

Seeing this scene, Sheng Lian knew that he was right, he ignored the old man, just walked up to Chen Hui and Sun Xiaoyun, and asked, "I'll check with you on the spot, it's him, right? "

Sun Xiaoyun nodded, firmly: "Yes!"

Chen Hui followed suit, "It's him."

Sheng Lian nodded, but Chen Hui glanced at the back of the car parked by the river, was stunned again, and said in astonishment: "That man..."

Sheng Lian glanced back, then turned back, staring at Chen Hui probingly: "Do you know him?"

Chen Hui thought for a while, then hesitated: "It seems, it should be, that man, seems to be the one who asked the old man to tell his fortune at the entrance of the vegetable market."

At this moment, the top of the head was suddenly covered by black clouds, overwhelming the sky, as if night had fallen.

Except for the three people who were still sleeping in the car, everyone in the yard looked up one after another. It was not a dark cloud at all, but the guards from the nearby Sen Luo Temple surrounded the sky.

There were also footsteps outside the hospital, accompanied by a shout: "Which murderous person drove a bus from No. 9 and broke through the security check of Jile River just now?!"

Everyone in the yard raised their necks together again, and turned their heads to look in the direction of the sound.

Sheng Lian raised his eyebrows when he saw who was coming, yo, it turned out to be the boss Zhong Brown and Xiao Zhong of Senluo Palace.

On the other hand, Zhong Brown had an angry expression on his face. Mr. Ji had just issued an order to conduct a thorough investigation of Senluodian and Office 9. There was someone driving through the security check without fear of death. Senluodian immediately activated the highest level of security. He immediately passed the news to Yan Wuchang in the human world was reprimanded in the end: "You just started to search the interior, and someone broke into the security check of Jile River over there? Is it such a coincidence?! Could it be that you didn't do a good job of keeping secrets inside? Stab the basket!"

Zhong Brown feels that he has been wronged 120 million times.

As a result, Yan Wuchang reprimanded him again: "Also, let me pass on Mr. Ji's personal evaluation."

Zhong Brown: "Huh?"

Yan Wuchang: "Idiot!"

Zhong Brown suddenly realized where Mr. Yan's anger came from: "...Mr. Yan, have you just been personally reprimanded by Mr. Ji?"

Yan Wuchang: "...No."

Zhong Brown: "Oh." Obviously there is.

It is a major mistake to have a traitor in Senluo Palace, and no matter what the reason is, the big devil really pursues it. It is normal for Yan Zong, Meng Zong, Cui Zong, and down to the entire Senluo Palace to be scolded one by one.

And he himself, who has always taken the lead in guarding the Senluo Hall, naturally couldn't shirk his relationship.

Zhong Brown also didn't expect a spy to come out of his nose. In addition to being shocked, he was more angry. He immediately locked the trace of the car that broke through the security check, and found that the other party's destination was By the river of Wangchuan, I immediately led a team of people to the scene in person, but hurried into the courtyard to have a look——

Um?Sheng Lian?

Zhong Brown didn't realize it for a while, looked at the car in the yard again, and wondered again: "It was you who drove the car at the 9th place just now, and forcibly broke into the Bliss River?"

When Sheng Lian saw Zhong Huang, he showed a relaxed attitude that he could finally let go of his picks. He pointed to the old man not far away from him who was tied up by Chang Ling: "This wandering soul is entrusted to you, check it out." His details should be able to dig out some useful things."

Zhong Brown: "???"

Sheng Lian pointed to the car by the river again: "There are two ordinary people in the human world in the back seat, and they should settle down well."

Zhong Brown followed his hand and looked over, and sure enough there were two ordinary people. Although he didn't know what was going on, he immediately ordered someone to tie up the wandering soul, then pulled the car away, and took Sun Xiaoyun by the way. "Please" go back to the house with Chen Hui.

After everything was settled, Zhong Brown was about to ask Sheng Lian carefully, but when he turned around, he saw Sheng Lian was about to leave, and hurriedly called him: "Hey, wait a minute? What's going on? Please explain, too." After a pause, seeing Sheng Lian not stopping, he hastily stopped him, "Hey, where are you going?"

Sheng Lian stopped and turned his head to look at him.

Zhong Brown raised his eyebrows: "?"

But all of a sudden, he froze without moving—Sheng Lian didn't answer him, but instead raised his hand to pinch his chin, and stared at his cheeks with great interest, sighing with emotion. Said: "The face that was like a nest of melons back then, but now it's quite attractive when it grows up." After a pause, he let go of his hand, and then said slowly in a mature tone, "Well, don't go anywhere, your gods make it difficult for Dad Come back, first go back to the lair to soak in the water."

Zhong Brown's eyes turned into two biscuits: "……………………"

Sheng Lian smiled slightly, called back to Samshuihe, turned around and left, but after walking a few steps, he suddenly thought of something, stopped, turned back by himself, put his hands behind his back, and said: "Oh, yes, you Ji If you always come back, tell him that I have to use my body to soak the water in the lotus pond, so Fengshan will not entertain him. If he forces his way in, and then summons the golden thunder to strike my fairy mountain, you just follow him like this explain--"

Bell brown (⊙v⊙)

Sheng Lian said faintly: "If you hit it fast, your God-envoy father would dare to punch your chest with a small fist."

Zhong Brown: “………………………”

Sheng Lian raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

Zhong Brown swallowed, but said, "Should I kneel now?"

Sheng Lian smiled with a loving expression on his face, and patted him on the shoulder with his hand: "Integrating with the human world, you really consider yourself a successor to socialism? Do you still need to ask such questions? "

Zhong Brown: “………………………”

When Sheng Lian returned to Dengbao Mountain, the first thing he did was to take off his underpants, and then he got into the lotus pond. Then he breathed a sigh of relief, lay flat and floated in the water, with his hands crossed and pillowed behind his head, with the sky of Mount Bao above his head.

It is not a good thing to have memories of two lives. As long as the sense of substitution is stronger, it is easy to confuse the identity of this life and the previous life. When Sheng Lian just woke up and recovered his memory, his mind was filled with the memory of being an envoy of God, almost I have to ignore my identity as Shenglian in this life. After digesting, the two memories merge together and gradually return to my place as the main body of Shenglian.

Fortunately, this character has remained unchanged from the beginning to the end, so when Sheng Lian recalled those things that happened in his previous life, he would not be surprised if he evaluated them from the perspective of a third-party God: Fuck me, why did I do such a thing? Fuck, how did I do that.

Instead, he calmly expressed——well, that's it, well, I will do the same if you want me to, hey, it's nothing, is it human nature, understand and understand.

Until Sheng Lian recalled everything about Ji Jiuyou, he almost drowned himself in the lotus pond.

Previously, he expected that there were two souls in Xu Hao's body, not because he saw any clues, but because he knew the trick of "one body, two souls" very well - after all, he himself made up this spell back then. of.

The so-called one body with two souls is easy to understand. In fact, there are two souls in one body. Ordinary people in the world call one body and two personalities schizophrenia, but on Sheng Lian's side, it was just that he was shameless for being smelly. It's just a slightly complicated spell concocted by local hooligans.

Well, why does a noble and stalwart envoy of Dengbao Mountain make up this kind of spell? This has to be said when he wakes up drunk and finds Ji Jiuyou lying beside him——

As the angel of a boy who loves flowers, grass, and cuteness, his sexuality is like he was born as a snow lotus in a lotus pond, it is destined by heaven and cannot be changed.

As an envoy of God, the sense of mission is also injected into the instinct, and there is no way to get rid of it. In this way, Sheng Lian's situation was quite embarrassing. The bottom is a heart.

It can be summed up like this:

"I'm going to save him—hey, he's so pretty."

"I'm going to purify him—oh, sleepy."

"Which tribe do you want to chat about life with today? ——Just that one, the boys have a lot of paper, and the patriarch is also good-looking."

……

It can be seen from this that this envoy is not a dignified, luxurious, and graceful Tianshan snow lotus in a broad sense, but a gay guy who has something to do.

Fortunately, Ji Guiji never delays in business, and his three views are also upright. He likes good-looking boys, but he never thinks about ghosts and ghosts under the age of 20.

Except for Ji Jiuyou - this is not to say that Sheng Lianxiang fell in love with Ji Jiuyou, who was under 20 years old at that time, but because this monster was formed when he was a teenager, and his magic power was strong. Zhang's sixteen or seventeen-year-old face was ostentatious and troublesome, and his beautiful face dangled in his eyelids, making people uneasy.

So at that time, closing the mountain and returning to the lotus pond for the second time actually meant avoiding Ji Jiuyou.

But who would have expected that after all, he had stayed alone on the mountain like a mushroom for a hundred years, but he drank a couple of sips of wine that day, and when he woke up, he found the beauty of the prosperous age that he had dreamed of lying shirtless next to him. , I was also disheveled, and the smell of alcohol mixed with ambiguous lust in the room did not dissipate.

As expected of being a divine envoy, the divine envoy reacted quickly. He immediately summoned the Samsara River, and Chang Ling rolled up the people to send him down the mountain.

Although Tianshan Snow Lotus is not a real god, it is not a monster anyway. There is no such thing as a demon, he is just a little contradictory-in his heart, he not only does not reject the Jiuyou Great Demon, but wants to get closer, but in his heart The mission of the divine envoy told him that he must stay away calmly and restraintly, and the same thing must not happen again.

These two contradictions collided one after the other, causing my brain to ache. In the end, a compromise solution appeared, that is "one body, two souls" - split the soul into two, half of which is noble and serious Half of Tianshan snow lotus is gay lotus who has been thinking about it for many years and is dissatisfied with desire.

……

Thinking about it, Sheng Lian, who was soaking in the water, sighed slowly——

So there is no such thing as Li Juyi said that the demon king has a crush on the envoy, and it was all his own initiative from the beginning to the end.

He was the one who got drunk, he was the one who tied people up, he was the one who kissed forcefully, and he was the one who ran down the mountain and knocked on the gate of Ji Jiuyou's cave with half of his personality asleep!

It's him, it's him, it's all him!

He was even the one who finally packed up his clothes and ran to the Water Jade Realm and refused to meet again!

The former scumbag? He almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

The author has something to say: Sheng Lian: Author, how did you treat the protagonist like this?

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