The days when the psychic engaged in farming
Chapter 95 Cute and Charming Villains
Yaya leaned on the desk with her arms folded, not paying attention to the little devil at all.
"Oh, it hurts!" The ghost looked good in shape and appearance, but its face was pinched by Ya Ya, and it swelled up a moment ago. "Sir, how did you see through my performance?"
Yaya glanced at her fingertips, and stepped forward: "This is a matter between the two of us, and has nothing to do with you. Well, I don't have so much time to spend with you, so I will get the money as soon as I can. ..."
"Wait a minute!" The male ghost screamed, and then softened his voice, "Sir, I just loved acting a little bit, and I didn't harm anyone..."
The ghost ghost used to be a temporary worker in the underworld, and when he had nothing to do, he helped Black and White Wuchang to seduce people and lead the way.
In the past few years, the overall performance of the underworld has not kept up, and the benefits of regular employees are very few, let alone temporary workers like ghosts.
The soul-hunting ghost has no choice but to take advantage of the upsurge of re-employment of ghosts and gods and come to the world, wanting to seek other ways out.
However, apart from Soul Hooking, Hooking Ghosts don't have any other skills available.
Therefore, the soul-hunting ghost can only find a place to stay before making any plans.
An ordinary family has a strong yang energy, and ghosts cannot enter.
But when he passed by the old house of Ma's family by accident, the soul-hunting ghost found that the house was very dark, so after thinking about it, he still walked in.
"Sir, I'm definitely not the only ghost in this house. You don't know, when I first came here, the house was cold and full of resentment...Even if I'm the only ghost, I think this kind of haunted house is scary. ..."
Yaya raised her eyebrows, and unexpectedly glanced at the ghost: "You mean that you are not the only ghost in this house?"
"Yeah!" Hooking Ghost nodded again and again, "Although I am a bit too much, I really won't harm people. You said that it was really not me who did the harm, and I was wronged, okay?"
Ya Ya carefully looked around the Haunting Ghost, and did not see anything suspicious.But this does not mean that the seducer is not suspected.
"Until I settle the matter in this house, I can only hold you. Do you have any opinion on this?"
The soul hooker unexpectedly opened his mouth: "Can I be let go just by giving my opinion?"
Yaya shook her head: "Of course not, just to make it sound better."
just know...
The soul-hunter shrugged, and then said: "Forget it, since the master has decided to intervene in this matter, I have nothing to say. How about this, you investigate slowly, and then set me free after finding out the truth?"
"Of course." When Yaya spoke, her eyes were fixed on the eyes of the ghost, as if she wanted to find some clues from inside.
The soul hooker didn't care about this at all, just nodded vigorously, and made another request: "Then after you catch the real bad ghost, can you tell me how you found out that I was a fake? I want to know about my acting problems Where did it appear?"
"Yes." Yaya agreed happily, "If what you said is true, I will naturally tell you... What are you doing?"
When Ya Ya spoke, the kung fu ghost had already tied himself up with the fairy rope: "The rope is the equipment I left behind when I was on errand, and it is very tight after it is tied..."
"Of course I know the Immortal Binding Rope. What I want to know is why you suddenly tied yourself up?"
The Haunting Ghost quickly changed his expression, and his tone was very serious: "I haven't got rid of the suspicion yet? I just want to experience the mood when a cute and charming villain is caught. Sir, you are busy, don't Leave it to me."
It's really a...
Play fine.
Ya Ya put the soul-hunting ghost into the Qiankun bag and took it out.
Ma Lu has been waiting outside, but he is too anxious to come in.
After finally waiting for Ya Ya to come out, Ma Lu immediately went up to meet him: "Sir, how is it? Did you catch that ghost?"
The Qiankun bag in Yaya Yangyang's hand faced the road: "Here, the problem has been solved. You stay here for a few days, and you can settle the final payment for me if you feel fine."
When he learned that the evil ghost had been caught, Malu immediately breathed a sigh of relief.Just because he was worried, Ma Lu couldn't help but asked, "Can't you come with me, sir? What if that guy comes back again?"
Ya Ya snorted: "I've captured all the ghosts, how could they come here. Okay, okay, don't worry, I'm leaving first. Don't worry, stay here, I'll wait for your money!"
Ya Ya's expression was quite determined, and Ma Lu didn't know what to say for a moment.
He felt the feeling of the room carefully, and the weird feeling that had been pressing on his heart was indeed gone.
People say it's all right, so it should be all right.
Thinking of this, Ma Lu smiled at Ya Ya again: "Then I will stay here tonight, if there is no problem, can I send you money tomorrow?"
Yaya raised her hand in an OK gesture: "Of course."
After seeing off Ya Ya, Ma Lu turned around and returned to the old house.
Looking at the empty room, Ma Lu somehow thought of his family.
He's gone, he's the only one left!
Ma Lu sighed, went to the study and turned on the computer to pass the time.
Time passed by, and soon it was eight o'clock in the evening.
Ma Lu, who had been facing the computer for hours, stood up from the computer, yawned and stretched.He took out his mobile phone and opened the ordering software to order takeaway, but the sudden sound of breathing made Ma Lu freeze in place.
"why……"
"You want to kill me..."
"It's useless, you can't kill me..."
"The house is mine, and everything in the room is mine..."
"Your body will also be mine..."
The voice was sharp and high-pitched, shaking Malu's eardrums with pain.
"who are you?"
"I am you, the future you..."
The sharp voice sounded again, and Malu raised his hands to cover his ears, but he didn't want the sinister laughter to become louder.
That sound is close at hand, from eardrum tingling to brain, as if living in his own head.
The whites of Ma Lu's eyes rolled up, his head was spinning dizzily——
I always feel that something is pulling his nerves, as if trying to tear him apart...
its mine……
it's all mine...
The house is mine...
The body is mine...
"It's not beautiful, but it's beautiful in thinking."
The sharp voice subsided in an instant, the aftershocks were still there, but he was finally sober.
Ma Lu opened his eyes and saw Yaya walking in from the door, his face could not be seen clearly against the light, but his silhouette was tall and handsome like a god.
"Mr. Lu..." Ma Lu looked at Ya Ya and muttered to himself, "Why are you back?"
Yaya smiled: "I didn't leave at all..."
After coming out of Ma Lu's house, Ya Ya sat in a nearby coffee shop, and doing this made the afternoon boring.
But no matter how boring you are, you have to wait, after all, the matter has not been resolved yet.
Ya Ya looked at Ma Lu and raised the corner of her mouth: "If I've been here all this time, how could this guy have the guts to come out."
"How despicable!" A sharp voice suddenly sounded, and Ma Lu couldn't help but raise his hands to cover his ears.
It seemed that the guy who was talking was right next to Malu, but Malu turned his head and looked around but found nothing wrong.
"Mr. Lu, do you know where that guy is?"
Yaya nodded: "Of course, didn't I come back to catch him?"
After talking, Yaya walked to the road, and opened her mouth to Shang Malu's suspicious eyes: "Go and lie flat on the sofa, with your left ear facing up."
Ma Lu couldn't figure it out, he obviously invited Yaya to catch ghosts.But at this moment, Mr. Ghost Catch is digging his ears with an ear pick in his hand——
This kind of operation is completely incomprehensible.
Ya Ya's expression was calm, and she pulled Ma Lu's ear pinna out, so that the ear canal could be more fully exposed to her field of vision.
Just as Ma Lu was about to speak, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his ear, followed by something retreating from his ear.
Since then, Ma Lu felt that his mentality had calmed down a lot in an instant.
"Okay!" Yaya stood up, still holding the ear pick in her hand, "Look, this guy is doing tricks."
Malu got up from the sofa, squinted at the ear picker, and grinned awkwardly: "This seems to be the secretion in my ear canal..."
"Take a closer look."
No matter how you look at it, secretions are still secretions...
Ma Lu was thinking this way for a second, but he fell silent the next second——
The lump of suspected ear canal secretion slowly stretched its body on the ear pick, and soon turned into a pocket-sized miniature person.
It wasn't until today that Ma Lu knew that there was someone living in his ear!
"Let me go!" The villain struggled to get away, but he couldn't get away from the ear pick.
"Sir, what is this?" Ma Lu curiously approached him and asked.
"People in the ear." Yaya introduced the little thing, "This kind of thing lives in the human ear, and it is usually harmless. But there are also some guys who are greedy and want to devour it when they are not satisfied with it. Human body."
"That's it." Malu nodded, and suddenly thought of his grandfather's previous headaches, which seemed to be related to this guy.
Yaya put the person in the ear away, and said to Malu, "It's the thing in your ear that made the mess, and it's another guy that you saw in the surveillance. There's nothing wrong with it, but I'm going to pull it out and take it away. As for What about the reward..."
"I'll transfer the money to you now." Malu said hurriedly.
Ya Ya raised her hand and patted Ma Lu's shoulder, nodding to him: "No matter what, live a good life."
"it is good."
It was already 09:30 in the evening when I came out of the old house.
Yaya opened the Qiankun bag, and the ghost immediately crawled out and said, "How about it, sir, can you tell me where there is a loophole in my performance?"
Yaya smiled, with calm eyes: "Your facial expressions and lines are flawed, you don't look like Mengmeng at all. When I first lived with him, he didn't feel at ease. He hated me at that time ..."
At ten o'clock in the evening, Yaya caught the last train of the subway.
There were not many people on Line 14. As soon as Yaya got on the subway, she saw Bai Wuchang sitting there swiping his phone to pass the time.
"Good evening!" Yaya greeted Bai Wuchang, "It's so late to get off work?"
"Good evening," Bai Wuchang sighed, "I haven't got off work yet, I'm rushing to the South District to make another sales order!"
"Oh, it hurts!" The ghost looked good in shape and appearance, but its face was pinched by Ya Ya, and it swelled up a moment ago. "Sir, how did you see through my performance?"
Yaya glanced at her fingertips, and stepped forward: "This is a matter between the two of us, and has nothing to do with you. Well, I don't have so much time to spend with you, so I will get the money as soon as I can. ..."
"Wait a minute!" The male ghost screamed, and then softened his voice, "Sir, I just loved acting a little bit, and I didn't harm anyone..."
The ghost ghost used to be a temporary worker in the underworld, and when he had nothing to do, he helped Black and White Wuchang to seduce people and lead the way.
In the past few years, the overall performance of the underworld has not kept up, and the benefits of regular employees are very few, let alone temporary workers like ghosts.
The soul-hunting ghost has no choice but to take advantage of the upsurge of re-employment of ghosts and gods and come to the world, wanting to seek other ways out.
However, apart from Soul Hooking, Hooking Ghosts don't have any other skills available.
Therefore, the soul-hunting ghost can only find a place to stay before making any plans.
An ordinary family has a strong yang energy, and ghosts cannot enter.
But when he passed by the old house of Ma's family by accident, the soul-hunting ghost found that the house was very dark, so after thinking about it, he still walked in.
"Sir, I'm definitely not the only ghost in this house. You don't know, when I first came here, the house was cold and full of resentment...Even if I'm the only ghost, I think this kind of haunted house is scary. ..."
Yaya raised her eyebrows, and unexpectedly glanced at the ghost: "You mean that you are not the only ghost in this house?"
"Yeah!" Hooking Ghost nodded again and again, "Although I am a bit too much, I really won't harm people. You said that it was really not me who did the harm, and I was wronged, okay?"
Ya Ya carefully looked around the Haunting Ghost, and did not see anything suspicious.But this does not mean that the seducer is not suspected.
"Until I settle the matter in this house, I can only hold you. Do you have any opinion on this?"
The soul hooker unexpectedly opened his mouth: "Can I be let go just by giving my opinion?"
Yaya shook her head: "Of course not, just to make it sound better."
just know...
The soul-hunter shrugged, and then said: "Forget it, since the master has decided to intervene in this matter, I have nothing to say. How about this, you investigate slowly, and then set me free after finding out the truth?"
"Of course." When Yaya spoke, her eyes were fixed on the eyes of the ghost, as if she wanted to find some clues from inside.
The soul hooker didn't care about this at all, just nodded vigorously, and made another request: "Then after you catch the real bad ghost, can you tell me how you found out that I was a fake? I want to know about my acting problems Where did it appear?"
"Yes." Yaya agreed happily, "If what you said is true, I will naturally tell you... What are you doing?"
When Ya Ya spoke, the kung fu ghost had already tied himself up with the fairy rope: "The rope is the equipment I left behind when I was on errand, and it is very tight after it is tied..."
"Of course I know the Immortal Binding Rope. What I want to know is why you suddenly tied yourself up?"
The Haunting Ghost quickly changed his expression, and his tone was very serious: "I haven't got rid of the suspicion yet? I just want to experience the mood when a cute and charming villain is caught. Sir, you are busy, don't Leave it to me."
It's really a...
Play fine.
Ya Ya put the soul-hunting ghost into the Qiankun bag and took it out.
Ma Lu has been waiting outside, but he is too anxious to come in.
After finally waiting for Ya Ya to come out, Ma Lu immediately went up to meet him: "Sir, how is it? Did you catch that ghost?"
The Qiankun bag in Yaya Yangyang's hand faced the road: "Here, the problem has been solved. You stay here for a few days, and you can settle the final payment for me if you feel fine."
When he learned that the evil ghost had been caught, Malu immediately breathed a sigh of relief.Just because he was worried, Ma Lu couldn't help but asked, "Can't you come with me, sir? What if that guy comes back again?"
Ya Ya snorted: "I've captured all the ghosts, how could they come here. Okay, okay, don't worry, I'm leaving first. Don't worry, stay here, I'll wait for your money!"
Ya Ya's expression was quite determined, and Ma Lu didn't know what to say for a moment.
He felt the feeling of the room carefully, and the weird feeling that had been pressing on his heart was indeed gone.
People say it's all right, so it should be all right.
Thinking of this, Ma Lu smiled at Ya Ya again: "Then I will stay here tonight, if there is no problem, can I send you money tomorrow?"
Yaya raised her hand in an OK gesture: "Of course."
After seeing off Ya Ya, Ma Lu turned around and returned to the old house.
Looking at the empty room, Ma Lu somehow thought of his family.
He's gone, he's the only one left!
Ma Lu sighed, went to the study and turned on the computer to pass the time.
Time passed by, and soon it was eight o'clock in the evening.
Ma Lu, who had been facing the computer for hours, stood up from the computer, yawned and stretched.He took out his mobile phone and opened the ordering software to order takeaway, but the sudden sound of breathing made Ma Lu freeze in place.
"why……"
"You want to kill me..."
"It's useless, you can't kill me..."
"The house is mine, and everything in the room is mine..."
"Your body will also be mine..."
The voice was sharp and high-pitched, shaking Malu's eardrums with pain.
"who are you?"
"I am you, the future you..."
The sharp voice sounded again, and Malu raised his hands to cover his ears, but he didn't want the sinister laughter to become louder.
That sound is close at hand, from eardrum tingling to brain, as if living in his own head.
The whites of Ma Lu's eyes rolled up, his head was spinning dizzily——
I always feel that something is pulling his nerves, as if trying to tear him apart...
its mine……
it's all mine...
The house is mine...
The body is mine...
"It's not beautiful, but it's beautiful in thinking."
The sharp voice subsided in an instant, the aftershocks were still there, but he was finally sober.
Ma Lu opened his eyes and saw Yaya walking in from the door, his face could not be seen clearly against the light, but his silhouette was tall and handsome like a god.
"Mr. Lu..." Ma Lu looked at Ya Ya and muttered to himself, "Why are you back?"
Yaya smiled: "I didn't leave at all..."
After coming out of Ma Lu's house, Ya Ya sat in a nearby coffee shop, and doing this made the afternoon boring.
But no matter how boring you are, you have to wait, after all, the matter has not been resolved yet.
Ya Ya looked at Ma Lu and raised the corner of her mouth: "If I've been here all this time, how could this guy have the guts to come out."
"How despicable!" A sharp voice suddenly sounded, and Ma Lu couldn't help but raise his hands to cover his ears.
It seemed that the guy who was talking was right next to Malu, but Malu turned his head and looked around but found nothing wrong.
"Mr. Lu, do you know where that guy is?"
Yaya nodded: "Of course, didn't I come back to catch him?"
After talking, Yaya walked to the road, and opened her mouth to Shang Malu's suspicious eyes: "Go and lie flat on the sofa, with your left ear facing up."
Ma Lu couldn't figure it out, he obviously invited Yaya to catch ghosts.But at this moment, Mr. Ghost Catch is digging his ears with an ear pick in his hand——
This kind of operation is completely incomprehensible.
Ya Ya's expression was calm, and she pulled Ma Lu's ear pinna out, so that the ear canal could be more fully exposed to her field of vision.
Just as Ma Lu was about to speak, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his ear, followed by something retreating from his ear.
Since then, Ma Lu felt that his mentality had calmed down a lot in an instant.
"Okay!" Yaya stood up, still holding the ear pick in her hand, "Look, this guy is doing tricks."
Malu got up from the sofa, squinted at the ear picker, and grinned awkwardly: "This seems to be the secretion in my ear canal..."
"Take a closer look."
No matter how you look at it, secretions are still secretions...
Ma Lu was thinking this way for a second, but he fell silent the next second——
The lump of suspected ear canal secretion slowly stretched its body on the ear pick, and soon turned into a pocket-sized miniature person.
It wasn't until today that Ma Lu knew that there was someone living in his ear!
"Let me go!" The villain struggled to get away, but he couldn't get away from the ear pick.
"Sir, what is this?" Ma Lu curiously approached him and asked.
"People in the ear." Yaya introduced the little thing, "This kind of thing lives in the human ear, and it is usually harmless. But there are also some guys who are greedy and want to devour it when they are not satisfied with it. Human body."
"That's it." Malu nodded, and suddenly thought of his grandfather's previous headaches, which seemed to be related to this guy.
Yaya put the person in the ear away, and said to Malu, "It's the thing in your ear that made the mess, and it's another guy that you saw in the surveillance. There's nothing wrong with it, but I'm going to pull it out and take it away. As for What about the reward..."
"I'll transfer the money to you now." Malu said hurriedly.
Ya Ya raised her hand and patted Ma Lu's shoulder, nodding to him: "No matter what, live a good life."
"it is good."
It was already 09:30 in the evening when I came out of the old house.
Yaya opened the Qiankun bag, and the ghost immediately crawled out and said, "How about it, sir, can you tell me where there is a loophole in my performance?"
Yaya smiled, with calm eyes: "Your facial expressions and lines are flawed, you don't look like Mengmeng at all. When I first lived with him, he didn't feel at ease. He hated me at that time ..."
At ten o'clock in the evening, Yaya caught the last train of the subway.
There were not many people on Line 14. As soon as Yaya got on the subway, she saw Bai Wuchang sitting there swiping his phone to pass the time.
"Good evening!" Yaya greeted Bai Wuchang, "It's so late to get off work?"
"Good evening," Bai Wuchang sighed, "I haven't got off work yet, I'm rushing to the South District to make another sales order!"
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