The days when the psychic engaged in farming

After Painted Skin Ghost took his first face, Guancai Bookstore had no business for a long time.

The white tiger lay on the sofa rolling and basking in the sun, licking its paws boredly.I want to be lazy when I have a list, and feel lonely when I don’t have a list.

The octopus soaks itself in the water tank, greedily enjoying the aquarium bath.Bai Hu didn't even quarrel, he slowly got up and walked into the laboratory, wanting to see what the boss was doing.

"Isn't it finished yet?"

Bai Hu tried his best to climb up to the desk, and squatted on it, watching Ruan Meng make a fool of himself.

Ruan Meng took a fine brush and followed the texture of the skin to fill in the color little by little.The first face sold to Painted Skin Ghost tends to be plain.These two faces are faces with makeup.

Ruan Meng filled the entire face with color, and took a brush along the eyelashes to draw envy, with full, smooth and smooth lines.

With eyeshadow and lip balm applied, Ruan Meng looked at this beautiful face and always felt that something was missing.Glancing at the white tiger resting beside him, Ruan Meng suddenly realized.

The white tiger was resting with squinted eyes, and before he could react, Ruan Meng cut two tufts of hair with scissors.

"Hey, why do you want to cut my hair?" The white tiger raised its fleshy paw and protested.

Ruan Meng used tweezers and plant glue to stick it to the eye sockets of his cheeks little by little: "Borrow some to make eyelashes."

Bai Hu leaned his head to watch the excitement, and suddenly felt an unspeakable smell on the tip of his nose.He took two steps back and raised a paw to cover his nose: "Hey, what's so stinky?"

Ruan Meng kept moving his hands, and the tree buds on his head tried to fall back, as if trying to stay away from this smell.

Seeing that Ruan Meng was silent, Bai Hu leaned forward again, sniffing carefully to identify the smell: "Did you use animal skin?"

"No." Ruan Meng glued the last eyelashes together, looked at his work with satisfaction, and said with a relaxed tone and a natural expression, "It's the leather thing that the toilet catcher tore from his face last time."

toilet ghost...

That is to say...

vomit……

The white tiger covered its neck with its paws, as if about to spit it out.

No wonder the tree above Ruan Meng's head withered like that. Was it because of the smell?

and many more……

Baihu looked at Ruan Meng in surprise, and told him with a flash of his spirit: "I look at a tree as if I'm afraid of smell. Otherwise, let's find the smelliest toilet in the Three Realms and squat, maybe it will If you can't take it, it will fall off."

Ruan Meng first looked back at Bai Hu, then politely declined his proposal.Bai Hu originally wanted to say more, but seeing Ruan Meng's cold eyes, he finally shut up knowingly.

Ruan Meng shook his face, lowered his head and asked Baihu: "Is the smell really strong?"

I don't know it was okay before, but after knowing the source, Bai Hu couldn't help but associate this face with the toilet: "The more it smells, the more it smells! Look, your buds are almost fainted, don't you smell it at all?" ?!"

"I kept holding my breath, so I didn't smell it." Because he was afraid that his breathing would cause his body to tremble and affect the comparison, Ruan Meng was still worried about wearing a mask, so he tried his best to hold his breath.

Therefore, everyone else was suffocated by the smell from the face.Only Ruan Meng was not affected at all.

After getting the taste feedback, Ruan Meng first dried his face with a hot air blower.The taste was more lethal due to heat, and the white tiger escaped from the laboratory by rolling and crawling.At the end, he looked back at the sluggish sapling lying on Ruan Meng's head, and shook his head sympathetically.

After Ruan Meng heated up his skin, he fixed the corners with clips, and placed it among the plants to ventilate the smell.Then I went straight into the bathroom, threw the clothes into the washing machine, took the fragrance and soap under the shower.

Warm water was sprayed from top to bottom, and the limp young tree buds that had been sluggish before were drenched with water and slowly came back to life.

With the cold water washing down, the little tree bud twisted its waist happily.Ruan Meng squeezed out the shampoo, rubbed out bubbles and began to wash his hair.

Xiao Shuya didn't like the smell of shampoo very much, so she lay down on the left and right.Ruan Meng didn't care about this, he grabbed the small sapling on the left with one hand, and rubbed it carefully with the other hand.

The little sapling was tickled and twisted in Ruan Meng's hand, trying to escape.Ruan Meng didn't care about this, he scrubbed his hands clean.

When he came out from the shower, the young sapling looked green again, but it didn't move.

Recently, the number of sapling activities has become more and more frequent, and Ruan Meng is not sure whether this is a good thing or a bad thing.But no matter what, he still hoped that the sapling would leave his body as soon as possible.

Having been bound for 200 years, it's time to say goodbye.

After dinner in the evening, Ruan Meng drank three bottles of nutrient solution and lay on the bed waiting for the saplings to germinate.Both Baihu and Bazhuo want to help Ruan Meng, but the sapling is too cunning, as long as there is a second person in the room, it will not move.

Ruan Meng declined the kindness of the employees, and made up his mind to encourage the saplings to blossom and bear fruit today.

As time passed by, Ruan Meng pretended to be asleep, and felt the changes in the saplings with his heart.

For the first three hours, the saplings have been standing still.In the middle of the night, I twisted my waist and lowered my limbs to check that there was no danger before starting to draw branches.

The vines poked in from Ruan Meng's neckline, descended along Ruan Meng's body, and slowly entangled Ruan Meng's whole body.

It is hot in summer, but Ruan Meng's metabolism is much slower than that of ordinary people, so his body is cool.The vine seemed to like his temperature very much, and the more it wrapped around it, the more it tied a beautiful bow on Ruan Meng's wrist.

There is a bit of intimacy in this entanglement, and Ruan Meng has a strange feeling of being embraced in a trance.

He is not used to this kind of intimacy, but the tree buds haven't sprouted yet, all Ruan Meng can do is wait.

The vines got into Ruan Meng's arms, and after wrapping him up, they began to tangle up.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Ruan Meng always feels that the leaves grown by the saplings this time are more green than before.

The green branches and leaves wrapped Ruan Meng's whole body, Ruan Meng tried his best to ignore the strange feeling of the vines moving around his body, and only hoped that the tree buds would bloom and bear fruit soon.

Tonight's tree buds lived up to Ruan Meng's expectations. While wrapping Ruan Meng's body to absorb the coolness, buds gradually emerged on the vines.

Maybe it will work tonight.

No matter how calm Ruan Meng was, he couldn't help feeling hopeful in his heart.

But at the critical moment when the buds were forming, Ruan Meng didn't hold back, and jumped up from the bed with a blushing face.

Almost as soon as his body moved, the tree buds quickly withdrew and pulled away and turned into fine buds again.

It was another critical moment when he lost the chain, and Ruan Meng got angry.It would be fine if I could bear it any longer, but just now...

Thinking of the place where the tree buds climbed just now, Ruan Meng felt annoyed for no reason.I want to teach this guy a lesson, but it is a plant.

Anything that cannot be rushed, Ruan Meng took a long breath to comfort himself——

Wait, wait until next time to take it down...

It was already the next morning when Baihu saw Ruan Meng again. Seeing that the two tree buds on his head were intact, Baihu knew that Ruan Meng had failed again this time.

I can't remember how much nutrient solution Ruan Meng took to raise these two saplings, and how much thought he spent.

Sometimes he wanted to persuade Ruan Meng to simply let the buds fend for themselves.Anyway, how many years have passed, and no life was hurt.

But Ruan Meng just didn't want to, and he wasn't the person involved, so what could he do?

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, a new customer came to the Taobao store of Guancai Bookstore——

Extremely smart: Boss, are you there?

Bai Hu was still quite enthusiastic about this kind of customers who appeared with many geniuses.

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Yes, how can I help you?

There was no reply for a long time, and Bai Hu almost thought that this was the type that only flirted but didn't buy.Just after closing the chat page, another message was sent over there——

Extremely smart: Hello boss, my situation is a bit special, so my typing is very slow, please forgive me.I heard from others that your family can customize organs, right?

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Yes dear, but the specific answer depends on what you want to customize.

The other party said that he was slow to type due to special circumstances, and Bai Hu couldn't help imagining an image of losing his arms and feet on the phone.Well, it's quite inspiring!

Speaking of making hands or something, it shouldn't be too difficult.

Just as Bai Hu was brainstorming a service, the other party sent another message——

Very clever; my situation is a bit complicated, can you give me the address of the physical store, let's make an appointment, can I come over and have a face-to-face interview?

When business came to him, Bai Hu naturally had no reason to refuse.

To Baihu, the evening is the best time to make an appointment.

But they kept emphasizing that they were not suitable for going out at night.After negotiating for a long time, Bai Hu finally agreed to meet him tomorrow night.

During this period, the customer repeatedly checked whether there were any employees with low psychological endurance in the store, but Baihu said no.

Just a joke, they haven't seen any ghosts in these years, so they shouldn't go anywhere in horror.

With this in mind, Bai Hu simply informed Ruan Meng that there was Octopus, and that a customer wanted to come to talk to him.

No one took this appointment seriously, and when the person came, Baihu was so startled that his hair was fluffed up——

The person outside the door was tall and muscular.Wearing a hot T in summer, you can see the outline of the abdominal muscles and vest line even through the clothes.

Long hands and long legs, body fat percentage exercise is just right, it can be said that it is a very perfect figure.

But it wasn't his figure that made Baihu furious, but looking online along his body, he didn't have a head at first glance!

His neck was empty, and he spoke entirely in ventriloquism: "Hi sir, I am the customer who made an appointment yesterday, and my Taobao ID is extremely smart..."

"Hello." Bai Hu replied him politely, and couldn't help but look at the baldness on his neck, always feeling a little chilly on his neck.

super smart...

Isn't it just extreme?

The headless ghost was led in by the white tiger. When he saw Ruan Meng, he mentioned the purpose of his trip: "Sir, I want to order a head..."