The days when the psychic engaged in farming

As soon as Octopus logged into the account, he found that the previous two orders had been evaluated——

Tian Tiantian: The boss helped me solve the problem by writing more, and since that night, I have never missed any shoes.It's just that I have been worried about one thing. I found someone to move the bed after listening to the boss's words that day.There is a lot of gold under the bed.I thought it was a fake, so I took it out and found someone to estimate the value, and found that the shoes I had less were equivalent.

If the boss is convenient, can I ask who stole my shoes and kept the money?I have now moved out of that villa.Just the thought of someone quietly putting gold under my bed makes me feel a little scared! QQ

The boss gives full marks to the service, waiting for your answer.

The octopus thought for a while, then tapped the reply with its claws——

After-sales customer service of Guancai Bookstore 1: The things have been driven away, and it is not convenient to say what it is.The villa is now safe, please rest assured, looking forward to your flawed visit.

Anonymous user XXX666: Boss!I really can't complain! ! !

I just want a little fragrant pig. Is it wrong to buy a pig online before spending money?Let’s not talk about the one that was sold to me last time. When you sold this one, you swore that it would be authentic and of high quality.

But it has only been a few days since I bought it, and the dwarf pig has grown bigger than my Alaska! ! !

Those who know know that there are two pigs in my family, and those who don’t know think that I raise elephants! ! !

After-sales customer service of Guancai Bookstore 2: I am really sorry that this kind of thing happened again. You can apply for a return, and we will refund it for no reason.

Anonymous user XXX666: I have to raise the pig I choose with tears in my eyes.If there is no explanation for the bad reviews, I will never come to your house to buy pigs again! ! !

Octopus waited for the customer to go offline, and reluctantly entered the backstage to change the bad review, then turned back to Baihu and said, "How many times have I told you, don't make false propaganda and don't exaggerate! Even if you want to sell pigs, there is no need to sell them to me." The same person!"

The white tiger pad tapped on the keyboard and was busy answering the new customer. Hearing this, he cleared his throat and said, "That's the ghost who said it must be Xiangzhu. I just hung up the sales message and the person came. Customer If you want to shoot, I have to sell it."

For this reason, the octopus is also very helpless.

Bai Hu looked at the screen with a relaxed expression, and when he pressed F5, he received a new message——

Cover your mouth and keep silent: Boss, are you there?

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Dear, what can I do for you?

Cover your mouth and keep silent: Uh, does this store provide customized services?

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Yes dear, what service do you need?

Cover your mouth and keep quiet: I'm on my way to your store, let's meet up then and talk about it.

Guancai Bookstore pre-sale Brother Hu: Okay dear!Waiting for you dear!

Cover your mouth and keep silent: I have about 10 minutes to go.By the way, do you have gas masks in your store?

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Bai Hu didn't understand the meaning of the poison mask, so he ran to Ruan Meng and said, "He said that we should put on the poison mask in advance, but I don't know what it means."

Ruan Meng glanced at the time, and there were 7 minutes left before the time the customer said.After thinking for a while, he leaned forward and said to the octopus, "Please find some poison masks."

After Octopus brought the poison mask, only Ruan Meng put it on his head.

The white tiger looked indifferent: "As an ancient beast, I have long been invulnerable to all poisons."

The octopus pointed to its own head and spread its claws: "I can't wear it."

Nine-tailed Fox looked like he was following his senior, and didn't think he needed to wear a gas mask.

The buds are paralyzed in the flower pot, and they are turned over after drying, which is comfortable and comfortable.

Suddenly, Baihu moved his nose and smelled: "Did you smell any strange smell?"

Just then, the doorbell rang.

Nine-Tailed Fox ran to open the door actively.

Standing outside the door was a man with light green skin. He covered his mouth with both hands, as if he didn't dare to speak.

Even so, as soon as the door was opened, a strong rancid smell came over the surface.

Nine-tailed fox was unprepared, and immediately fell to the ground with all four feet in the air, and was stunned by the smell.

With its two legs covering its nose, the octopus jumped into the water tank with the other six legs and spit bubbles.

The white tiger's rank was a little higher, and he held his breath for the first time.With fur all over his body, he stepped forward with small steps, dragged the nine-tailed fox into the laboratory, and activated the first-level protection mode.

Yaya's tree buds that were originally standing on his head wilted instantly, and burrowed into the soil, and never came out again.

In an instant, Ruan Meng was left alone in the room, staring at the new exhausted customer.

Wearing a poison mask, Ruan Meng greeted the man, "Come in and sit down."

The guest covered his mouth carefully, his face was burned to the base of his neck, and he looked extremely ashamed.

"What service do you need?"

The man covered his mouth and dared not speak, Ruan Meng said a few more words: "Speak up, I'm wearing a gas mask."

"Hmm." The man put down his hand tentatively, and opened his mouth slowly, "Sir, I actually came here this time to ask if there is a cure for bad breath..."

Stinkymouth has had a bad mouth ever since he could remember.

His mouth is extremely ugly, and it will be smelly for miles if he doesn't open his mouth. If he opens his mouth, it can be used as a biochemical weapon.

As one of the ghosts who came to the human world for re-employment, Skull asked several ghost friends to find a job as a toilet guard.

Because the mouth is too stinky, not to mention the citizens in the toilets under its jurisdiction, not even two flies come.

Hearing that the environmental sanitation department will come to inspect it recently, Stoutmouth is afraid that he will faint the leader by speaking up.Didn't he hear that Guancai Bookstore is omnipotent, so he immediately wanted to come over and have a deodorant operation?

"Sir, I don't dare to breathe when I speak. If I suck a little, I'm sure to spit it out." Stinkmouth pleaded with Ruan Meng while speaking, "Sir, please help me?"

Ruan Meng nodded, and said to Stinking Ghost: "Open your mouth and let me see."

Stinkmouth hesitated for a long time, and finally opened his mouth shyly.

His teeth were very yellow, and he didn't know how much calculus had piled up in them.Further inside, it is colorful and not clean.

Ruan Meng probably knew something in his mind. He took Baihu's phone, opened the page and said to the bad breath ghost, "Go to the store to place an order and pay, and I will help you get rid of bad breath."

The Stinking Ghost was very grateful, quickly turned on the phone to pay, and looked up at Ruan Meng: "Sir, is this okay?"

Ruan Meng looked at the new order and nodded, then said: "Okay, come in with me.",

When he walked to the side of the fish tank, Ruan Meng's eyes were on the stunned octopus.He pointed to the stinky mouth ghost behind him, and made a gesture of preparing for the operation on the octopus.

The octopus crawled out of the fish tank clutching its nose, ran to the sofa, picked up the poison mask and put it on its head, then followed Ruan Meng into the operating room.

The white tiger and the nine-tailed fox were sitting in the oxygen tank, and their hairs flew up when they saw the stinky mouth ghost coming in.

Ruan Meng turned on the exhaust fan, and Octopus placed an air freshener on the vent.

Ruan Meng changed his clothes, put on a gas mask and stood in front of Stoutgut and asked him to open his mouth wide.

Stinking Ghost Companion leaned on the seat, obeying Ruan Meng's command in everything.

Ruan Meng first brought ordinary mouthwash and tooth cleaners, but Stomach Ghost's dental calculus had been formed for too long, and ordinary cleaning agents did not work at all.

Ruan Meng glanced at the mouth of the stinky mouth, and ordered to the octopus: "Go and get the toilet cleaner."

The octopus came out again, holding not only the toilet cleaner, but also a new toilet brush.

Ruan Meng gave an order, and the octopus poured the toilet cleaner into the mouth of the stinky mouth.

Stinkmouth opened his mouth, only felt bubbles bubbled in his throat, and he didn't dare to move.

Half an hour later, Ruan Meng tested the hardness of the dental calculus, and waved the octopus to brush it with a toilet brush.

After cleaning up the dental calculus and spit out the toilet cleaner, Ruan Meng was busy cleaning the teeth of the bad mouth ghost again.

Stinkmouth has a big mouth with yellow and jagged teeth.

Ruan Meng helped Stoutmouth clean his teeth, and pulled out eight more teeth with pliers.

After a series of teeth straightening, Stoutgut's mouth finally tasted a lot fresher.

"Sir, is this all right?"

Ruan Meng shook his head: "No, it's still the last step."

As Ruan Meng spoke, he took the scented pills from the octopus and handed them to Stoutgut, asking him to swallow a bottle at a time: "This is a product we use to recuperate the intestinal tract, and all the turbid air will be discharged. , the breath will naturally be fresh.”

Stinkmouth looked in the mirror and was very happy to see his neat and white teeth.

Nine-tailed fox and white tiger rushed out after Stink-mouth Ghost left Ruan Meng's house thanks a lot.

There was still a stench in the air, and Bai Hu couldn't help but said, "No wonder the use of biochemical weapons is prohibited. I almost couldn't hold back the smell just now."

Nine-Tailed Fox managed to slow down, looked around and asked, "Strange, where's Ya Ya?"

The octopus pointed to the flower pot: "The one that was still in it just now..."

Several people searched the whole house, but they didn't find any sign of Ya Ya.

Ruan Meng walked to the bathtub-sized flower pot and tried to push the soil away, but it was empty.

Ya Ya disappeared, just for a few hours.

Without Ya Ya, no one can eat dinner.

Octopus adjusted the monitoring and found that when the stinky mouth ghost came, Yaya got into the soil and never came out again.

The nine-tailed fox looked at the flower pot eagerly, and couldn't help but said, "Where did Yaya go, I'm so worried and miss it."

Everyone was in a hurry, but Ruan Meng didn't feel much.

Perhaps because of some unknown sensation after being with Yaya for a long time, Ruan Meng always felt that Yaya was in this room and hadn't encountered any danger for the time being.

After two days in a row, Ya Ya was still nowhere to be seen.

Just when everyone was looking for Yaya but found nothing, a new praise was added to the page of Guancai Bookstore——

Breathe fresh you and me: Hahaha, Guancai Bookstore really lives up to its reputation.

In the past, my mouth was too smelly, so I didn't dare to speak and had no friends.

I really didn't expect that this time I went to Guancai Bookstore not only lost my breath, but also gained a mouthful of neat white teeth.

The leaders from above came to inspect and lead the interview team.I was chosen as the image representative of the sanitation workers to speak because my teeth were so funny and bright, and it is said that I will be able to appear on TV in two days!

#Orthodontics change fate, this is true#