The days when the psychic engaged in farming

As soon as Baihu opened the door, he saw the person who harassed him last night.

The man was wearing a hip-hop trendy suit and a peaked cap, and he looked like he was in his twenties.

There is no reason for bookstores to reject customers who deliver to their door.

The white tiger moved away, and the man walked in.

What didn't match his age was his stiff limbs. The length from the entrance to the living room was less than ten meters, and the man walked for a full 10 minutes.

Ruan Meng beckoned him to sit down, and the other party made a difficult bend, and it took him a minute to sit on the sofa. His back was straight, and when he turned his head to look at Ruan Meng, he could clearly hear the bones cracking rattling sound.

"Sir, I don't know who reported and blocked my account. I have no choice but to come here and consult myself."

Ruan Meng glanced at Bai Hu calmly, and Bai Hu lay motionless next to Ya Ya, as if he had nothing to do with him.

"What do you want to inquire about?"

"Sir, I seem to be getting harder every day." Every time the man moved, his bones would crackle. "I heard that Guancai Bookstore can provide customized services. If possible, I want to soften a little..."

The "Ghosts and Gods Reemployment Policy" encourages ghosts to multi-level and multi-faceted, to give full play to their strengths and shine in the human world.

Zombies have also obtained employment quotas, but they are helpless when they come to the human world.

He doesn't know many things and has been unemployed.

By chance, the zombie saw someone dancing a mechanical dance in the roadside square.

For zombies with stiff limbs, this is simply a guiding light inside the corpse.

With his own super stiff robot dance, Zombie jumped onto the stage from the street and became a well-known robot dancer.

The first generation of zombies rely on blood to moisten the joints to prevent the limbs from being too stiff.

However, since the introduction of the "Policy for the Harmonious Coexistence of Humans and Ghosts", zombies can no longer collect human blood.

A zombie without blood can actually live, but as time goes by, his body becomes more and more stiff.

Some people say that the zombie's mechanical dance is so slow that only the zombie himself knows that his body is too rigid.

"Sir, I have no special ideals for thousands of years. But since I came into contact with dance, I especially hope that I can be a real dancer." When the zombie turned his head, his neck clicked, "A real dancer!" Dancers should not be limited by physical conditions, they should dance many kinds of dances."

Ruan Meng nodded, probably understanding the zombie's needs.

"Your problem is not difficult to solve, but because a minor operation is required, an informed consent form must be signed."

The zombie took the informed consent form for the operation, signed the contract without even reading it, and then asked: "When will my operation be arranged, sir, do I need to bring something home?"

Ruan Meng shook his head and ordered Octopus to prepare for the operation: "You don't need to prepare anything, it's very convenient to do as you go."

The zombie transferred the money to the bookstore account, and then lay down on the operating table.

According to Ruan Meng's original plan, just apply some joint lubricant.

But when the octopus brought a bunch of bent needles, Ruan Meng realized that the zombie's body was too hard.

Ordinary needles and knives can't penetrate the zombie's body at all. The zombie lay on the operating table, a little embarrassed to say: "Sorry sir, I have always been invulnerable... That's why I said, I'm too hard..."

I've tried steel knives and electric drills, but nothing works.

Baihu poked his head out: "Do you want to bring the black donkey's hoof? I read that's how it's written in novels..."

The zombie said weakly: "That is actually a reprocessing of human artistic imagination, it is of no use to us..."

Ruan Meng only thought for a moment, then let the octopus push the machine over.

After debugging the machine, Ruan Meng will pick up the endoscope and say to the zombie: "There is no way to get out from the outside, you can only come from the inside. Can you persist?"

Thinking of his dream, the zombie nodded while clutching the bed sheet: "Sir, I can do it!"

While pouring joint lubricant into the zombie's body, Ruan Meng helped the zombie soften its muscle tissue.

The muscles and bones that have been dried up for nearly a hundred years are like long-dried fields, greedily absorbing lubricants and softeners...

Just like what Ruan Meng said, the operation of zombies can be done as you go.The zombie jumped off the bed, experiencing for the first time what it means to be as light as a swallow.

He turned his body tentatively, without feeling any stiffness at all.

"Sir, thank you very much!"

Ruan Meng waved his hand, signaling that he is welcome: "The lubricating fluid and softener are both tissue fluids that will be consumed, and they need to be replenished every two years. Is this acceptable?"

The zombie nodded heavily: "Don't say once every two years, even once a year is fine!"

A week later, Zombie added a good comment to Guancai Bookstore——

Flexible Dancer: The account was reported maliciously, and I just got it back.

I must give Guancai Bookstore a good review, it is really amazing.

I used to be as hard as a steel plate, but now I am as flexible as a dancer.

Before, because the limbs were too hard, I could only dance mechanical dances.

Now I can dance Latin, national standard, jazz, modern...all kinds of dances!

Now I can not only jump, but also do a straight line——

#观财书店圆我为 dancer's dream#

Octopus saw this comment and couldn't help teasing Baihu: "In the future, you can ask clearly before reporting."

Bai Hu shook his ears: "It's because his words are too easy to be misunderstood, okay? In the middle of the night, it's very difficult for me, a young elder brother, to face the computer alone, okay?"

When the two were teasing and talking, Wangxin's news flashed——

The big tree attracts the wind: Boss, are you there?

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Yes, how can I help you?

Big tree attracts the wind: This is the case. I heard from my friends that bookstores provide customized services. I don’t know if it’s true.

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Yes, I don’t know what kind of service you need?

The big tree attracts the wind: I want to ask, can varicose veins be treated?

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Hello dear, varicose veins are a disease, you should go to the hospital to register and see.

The big tree attracts the wind: If a person has varicose veins, of course he will go to the hospital, but the problem is that I am not a human...

Most of the ghosts who come to the human world like to be young and beautiful, but the one who came to the door today looks old.

He looked seven to eighty years old, with a withered yellow tree bud on his head, few wrinkles on his face, and his lack of energy made him look very vicissitudes.

The old man sat on the sofa and said to Ruan Meng, "Sir, can my varicose veins be treated?"

Ruan Meng lowered his head, and saw that the old man's legs were intertwined. At first glance, it didn't look like varicose veins, but it looked like tree roots entangled.

"You are not a vein, but a tree root."

The old man looked up at Ruan Meng and nodded in admiration: "Sir, you really have good eyesight. To be honest, this is my root..."

The tree spirit has been three hundred years old, and has been living in the human world since becoming a spirit, doing garden management work.

Probably because they have been away from their parents for too long, and the nutrients in the urban soil are limited.

The dryad's skin shrank day by day, and the rhizomes on its legs became more and more obvious.

A casual eyeball looks like a human varicose vein.

Colleagues all suggested that Dryad should go to the hospital as soon as possible to avoid leg necrosis or thrombus falling off.But the dryad knew that he was not an ordinary varicose vein.

"Sir, it's not easy for me to transform into a human form. This one growing on my legs is really ugly for my wife. I just want to do a medical aesthetics, trim it and beautify it..."

Ruan Meng nodded: "It can be beautified, you don't need pruning, it's just malnutrition. We have a multi-element nutrient solution specially developed for plants, and the price is higher than the market. But the effect is immediate..."

The dryad nodded, and ordered two buckets of nutrient solution immediately.

After the money arrived, Ruan Meng asked Octopus to take the dryad to the infusion room for infusion.

The tree spirit thanked Ruan Meng gratefully, and saw the buds lying there basking in the sun when passing by the balcony.The buds on the dryad's head trembled instantly, and soon returned to normal.

"What's the matter?" Seeing that the dryad didn't follow, the octopus turned around and asked.

The dryad himself felt strange, but he couldn't figure out why he had such a reaction. "It's nothing..." The dryad walked slowly, but his mind was still on Yaya - he always felt that the aura on that dumpling was very familiar, where did he see it?

The nutrient solution for plants is hyaluronic acid and botulinum toxin.

Two large barrels of nutrient solution were injected into the body, and the whole tree returned to spring.

All the original wrinkles were smoothed out, and the withered body was filled with the attention of the nutrient solution.The roots that were highlighted due to excessive malnutrition also disappeared, and the tree spirit exuded a youthful state——

Even the little tree bud on his head became full of life, so green and beautiful.

After sending the Dryad away, the Nine-Tailed Fox couldn't help but said: "Just looking at the tree buds, the Dryad is a bit like Ya Ya!"

Early the next morning, Guancai Bookstore had an extra comment——

The big tree attracts the wind: Because the appearance became too young, he had to pretend to be his grandson and quit his job as a gardener.

Looking in the mirror every day after being young is a kind of enjoyment, I am really grateful to the boss!

Oh, by the way, I want to ask the boss to help me explain to my ancestors.Because I haven't seen each other for more than 200 years, the changes in the ancestors are too obvious, and I couldn't recognize them immediately yesterday.

I will definitely visit my ancestors some other day, and I hope my ancestors will take shape soon.

Although I don't know why my ancestor became like that, I still want to use the platform to say: "Ancestor, Xiao Miaomiao misses you so much!"