The days when the psychic engaged in farming
Chapter 48
When Xing Tian was talking, he looked around the room: "Boss Ruan, just admit it, is there an artifact for making wine in the store?"
Ruan Meng's expression was as calm as usual, and he tried calmly, "What magic weapon for making wine?"
Xing Tian spread his hands: "Isn't it the ingredients for making wine? Although I don't know what your family uses to make Baiwei wine, but I know this must be freshly brewed, right?"
Xing Tian has lived for so many years, and he can taste it after just one sip. Baiwei wine is soaked.
Therefore, Xing Tian didn't believe the bookstore's explanation of hundreds of years of fine wine.
Ruan Meng just shook his head: "The production of Baiwei Liquor has really been discontinued."
"Ah?" Xing Tian carefully observed Ruan Meng's reaction, trying to discern the authenticity of this sentence.Ruan Meng's face was extremely pale, and he didn't look like he was lying.
"Then boss, can you tell me what ingredients are used to make the wine?" Xing Tian's eyes were full of hope, and he pointed to his skin color and said, "Look, the color difference is only this little."
Ruan Meng shook his head and remained silent.
Xing Tian automatically brought in the excuse of the exclusive secret recipe, and finally had to shake his head helplessly: "Okay, okay. If the boss wants to sell it again next time, he must notify me first!"
From the beginning to the end, Cui Pan just sat quietly on the side without speaking, occasionally meeting Ruan Meng's gaze.
Before leaving, Ruan Meng asked Octopus to pack some whitening pills for Xing Tian, and gave Cui Pan some refreshing pills.
After the two went out, Xing Tian strode ahead, Cui Pan took two steps and turned around before retreating.
"Boss Ruan, can I take a step to speak?"
Ruan Meng looked at Cui Pan, and somehow remembered his own life and death book.
"I don't know what Cui Pan wants to say to me?"
Cui Pan nodded: "Of course there are. Isn't Boss Ruan curious why his life and death book is different from others'?"
Of course Ruan Meng was curious, but he didn't show it on his face, just kept silent.
Cui Pan cleared his throat, and stopped trying to keep his mouth shut: "In fact, the reason for disappearing from the life and death book is very simple. One is that the soul is scattered, and the world no longer exists, and the life and death book will naturally disappear. Boss Ruan is obviously not the reason..."
Ruan Meng was listening carefully, and Cui Pan continued after seeing this: "There is another kind, escape from death. For example, Boss Ruan, who is supposed to be destined to only be three years old, but someone forcibly changed your fate. , fate will naturally not appear in the book of life and death..."
After Ruan Meng heard Cui Pan's words, a vague guess in his mind instantly became clear.
He looked at Cui Pan, his eyes full of gratitude: "Thank you, Cui Pan, for your suggestion."
"Boss Ruan, you don't have to be polite," Cui Juan coughed, seemingly unintentionally, "I don't know what happened recently, my throat gets a little dry when I talk too much..."
Ruan Meng understood, and said cheerfully: "There are still a few jars of Baiwei wine in stock, Cui Pan might as well leave an address, and I will ask the clerk to send it to you when I get back."
"Then I would like to thank Boss Ruan." Cui Pan was kind and did not refuse at all.
When Cui Pan stepped forward, Xing Tian asked, "Cui Judge, what did you say to Boss Ruan?"
Cui Juan smiled, and said: "It's nothing, it's just some ordinary words.By the way, I suddenly remembered that I still have some barley wine in my friend's place.If you don't mind, sir, you can have a drink together when your friend sends it to me. "
Xing Tian's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he put his strong arm on Cui Pan's neck and smiled heartily: "How can you dislike it! I'm too happy! By the way, I told you before, don't call me Mr. Well..."
Ruan Meng went back to the store and went straight to find Ya Ya.
I have been addicted to sunbathing recently, and I am lying on the blanket and sleeping comfortably on it.Sensing Ruan Meng's aura, Ya Ya opened his eyes, and when he saw Ruan Meng, there was a smile in his eyes.
Ruan Meng stretched out his hand, and Ya Ya naturally climbed up.
After returning to the bedroom, Ruan Meng put Ya Ya on the table, turned around and went to the bookshelf to draw the Life and Death Book.
Yaya only glanced at Life and Death Bo, then turned her gaze back to Ruan Meng's face.
Ruan Meng turned the book of life and death to when he was three years old, and asked Ya Ya: "You knew me 200 years ago, right?"
"Chirp!"
Ruan Meng took a deep breath and asked again: "I was supposed to die when I was three years old. You changed my fate, right?"
"Chirp!" Ya Ya rubbed Ruan Meng's palm, looked up at him eagerly, not knowing what he wanted to express.
Ruan Meng wanted to ask Yaya why she did this.
But Yaya's current appearance can't be explained clearly.
He gently rubbed Yaya's stomach, and didn't speak for a long time...
That night, Ruan Meng had another dream.
In the dream, it rained like a torrential rain.
The little boy squatted in the backyard with an oil-paper umbrella, not knowing what he was doing to protect him from the wind and rain.
The flimsy oil-paper umbrellas could not withstand the ravages of heavy rain and quickly became fragmented.
The little boy held the umbrella stand and refused to let go, nor did he go under the eaves to hide from the rain, but kept saying, "Don't worry, I will always be with you..."
I will always be with you...
For 200 years, this sentence will ring in Ruan Meng's ears from time to time.
who am I?
who are you?
There was a cool, slippery soft touch on the side of the face, and Ruan Meng turned his face to see Yaya sleeping soundly against his face.
"Who are you..." Ruan Meng sighed softly.
The long night is long, and the moon is as cool as water.
In the spring of March, there was a slight drizzle in the sky.
The weather is getting warmer, and the business of the bookstore is booming.
This morning, the doorbell rang just as Baihu took a bath and before he dried his hair.
Baihu was wrapped in a bath towel, and said as he walked, "Come on, come on!"
As soon as the door opened, Bai Hu couldn't help but stare blankly at the visitor: It's early in the morning, is this a mushroom?
The other party supported his head with both hands, looked down at the white tiger on the ground, and politely said hello: "Sir, I made an appointment before..."
It was still raining outside, and the person who came did not have an umbrella, but his body was not wet at all.
Looking at the dripping head of the other party, Octopus thoughtfully handed over the bath towel.
Ruan Meng looked at the big-headed ghost who was wiping his head, and pushed the tea from the nine-tailed fox to the big-headed ghost: "Please use it."
The big-headed ghost thanked him politely, lowered his head and wanted to drink tea, but fell to the ground with a "boom".
Ruan Meng stepped forward to help the big head ghost sit back on the sofa.
The big head ghost held his head in both hands and said embarrassedly: "My head seems a bit heavy..."
Hearing this, Bai Hu couldn't help but slander: Isn't that a bit heavy, it can be said to be very heavy, okay?
The big-headed ghost's figure is no different from that of ordinary humans, neither fat nor thin.
But this normal body has a huge head——
The diameter is about 1.5 meters, which is not small at all, and the face is still covered with gold.
The weight can be imagined.
"Sir, you have also seen that my head is really too big. I heard that our store has customized services. I just want to ask, can a head like mine be made smaller?"
Not long after the reemployment policy of ghosts and gods was implemented, big-headed ghosts came to the human world.
With a super-capacity head, the big head ghost is engaged in financial trading.At first, the big head ghost's head wasn't that big, but after memorizing more things, the big head ghost's head kept getting bigger.
Now this big head with a diameter of 1.5 meters obviously exceeds the proportion of normal human beings.
In order not to arouse suspicion, the big head ghost resigned early and stayed at home to do some behind-the-scenes manipulating work, which is not bad for the financial convenience.
But it's not a problem to be at home all the time.
The big-headed ghost has always wanted to make his head smaller, but as soon as he heard that Guancai Bookstore was recommended by others, the big-headed ghost rushed over impatiently.
"To tell you the truth, sir, this head is really too heavy. I have to hold it up when I speak now, otherwise I'm really afraid that my slender neck will be broken..."
Ruan Meng looked at the big head ghost's information, carefully analyzed the actual situation, and said to him: "Your head is an information container, the more you receive, the bigger your head will be..."
The big-headed ghost asked anxiously, "Then sir, can my head still get smaller?"
"Yes, yes." Ruan Meng took out the informed consent form and gave it to the big head ghost, and said, "This is the informed consent form, please read it first. I can help you shrink your head to the normal level through surgery. This is completely fine. .”
The big-headed ghost nodded when he heard the words, thinking about what Ruan Meng said just now, he couldn't help asking: "Will my head still grow after the operation? Will I come over for surgery regularly then?"
Ruan Meng shook his head: "No, I have other ways to help you control the size of your brain, so as to keep your head at a normal size."
The big-headed ghost was lying on the operating table, with a big head and a thin body, no matter how you looked at it, it looked like a mushroom.
After the anesthesia nurse Octopus finished the anesthesia, the chief surgeon, Ruan Meng, went into battle.
Because the face of the big head ghost is inlaid with gold, and a large amount of data is stored in it.Ruan Meng carefully cut open the skull with a chainsaw, and then collected and refined the information in the flowing brain capacity into a USB flash drive.
The big head ghost has a big head, and it took Ruan Mengguang three hours to cut the skull.
After the skull was cut, Ruan Meng chose a normal-sized brain from the big head ghost's brain tissue, and after connecting it carefully, he began to assemble the chopped skulls.
By the next morning, the big head ghost finally had a normal-sized head...
Two days later, the big head ghost passed the observation period, woke up and sent a comment when he went home——
Don't worry about the rain with big head and big head: it is the first time to realize what it means to be as light as a swallow, and it is the first time to experience the feeling of light mind! ! !
Thank you very much, boss Ruan of Guancai Bookstore!
I thought I would turn into a fool if I cut off my brain capacity.Unexpectedly, the boss actually copied all the data I had collected in my brain to a 250T USB flash drive and installed it in my brain.
Now I want to receive receipts or output data, as long as I use a data cable to connect to the U disk socket on the head, I can read the data inside.
It's really super convenient!
The only regret is that I can no longer use my head to block the rain when it rains in the future.
But what does that matter? !
#Guancai Bookstore Lifetime Push#
Ruan Meng's expression was as calm as usual, and he tried calmly, "What magic weapon for making wine?"
Xing Tian spread his hands: "Isn't it the ingredients for making wine? Although I don't know what your family uses to make Baiwei wine, but I know this must be freshly brewed, right?"
Xing Tian has lived for so many years, and he can taste it after just one sip. Baiwei wine is soaked.
Therefore, Xing Tian didn't believe the bookstore's explanation of hundreds of years of fine wine.
Ruan Meng just shook his head: "The production of Baiwei Liquor has really been discontinued."
"Ah?" Xing Tian carefully observed Ruan Meng's reaction, trying to discern the authenticity of this sentence.Ruan Meng's face was extremely pale, and he didn't look like he was lying.
"Then boss, can you tell me what ingredients are used to make the wine?" Xing Tian's eyes were full of hope, and he pointed to his skin color and said, "Look, the color difference is only this little."
Ruan Meng shook his head and remained silent.
Xing Tian automatically brought in the excuse of the exclusive secret recipe, and finally had to shake his head helplessly: "Okay, okay. If the boss wants to sell it again next time, he must notify me first!"
From the beginning to the end, Cui Pan just sat quietly on the side without speaking, occasionally meeting Ruan Meng's gaze.
Before leaving, Ruan Meng asked Octopus to pack some whitening pills for Xing Tian, and gave Cui Pan some refreshing pills.
After the two went out, Xing Tian strode ahead, Cui Pan took two steps and turned around before retreating.
"Boss Ruan, can I take a step to speak?"
Ruan Meng looked at Cui Pan, and somehow remembered his own life and death book.
"I don't know what Cui Pan wants to say to me?"
Cui Pan nodded: "Of course there are. Isn't Boss Ruan curious why his life and death book is different from others'?"
Of course Ruan Meng was curious, but he didn't show it on his face, just kept silent.
Cui Pan cleared his throat, and stopped trying to keep his mouth shut: "In fact, the reason for disappearing from the life and death book is very simple. One is that the soul is scattered, and the world no longer exists, and the life and death book will naturally disappear. Boss Ruan is obviously not the reason..."
Ruan Meng was listening carefully, and Cui Pan continued after seeing this: "There is another kind, escape from death. For example, Boss Ruan, who is supposed to be destined to only be three years old, but someone forcibly changed your fate. , fate will naturally not appear in the book of life and death..."
After Ruan Meng heard Cui Pan's words, a vague guess in his mind instantly became clear.
He looked at Cui Pan, his eyes full of gratitude: "Thank you, Cui Pan, for your suggestion."
"Boss Ruan, you don't have to be polite," Cui Juan coughed, seemingly unintentionally, "I don't know what happened recently, my throat gets a little dry when I talk too much..."
Ruan Meng understood, and said cheerfully: "There are still a few jars of Baiwei wine in stock, Cui Pan might as well leave an address, and I will ask the clerk to send it to you when I get back."
"Then I would like to thank Boss Ruan." Cui Pan was kind and did not refuse at all.
When Cui Pan stepped forward, Xing Tian asked, "Cui Judge, what did you say to Boss Ruan?"
Cui Juan smiled, and said: "It's nothing, it's just some ordinary words.By the way, I suddenly remembered that I still have some barley wine in my friend's place.If you don't mind, sir, you can have a drink together when your friend sends it to me. "
Xing Tian's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he put his strong arm on Cui Pan's neck and smiled heartily: "How can you dislike it! I'm too happy! By the way, I told you before, don't call me Mr. Well..."
Ruan Meng went back to the store and went straight to find Ya Ya.
I have been addicted to sunbathing recently, and I am lying on the blanket and sleeping comfortably on it.Sensing Ruan Meng's aura, Ya Ya opened his eyes, and when he saw Ruan Meng, there was a smile in his eyes.
Ruan Meng stretched out his hand, and Ya Ya naturally climbed up.
After returning to the bedroom, Ruan Meng put Ya Ya on the table, turned around and went to the bookshelf to draw the Life and Death Book.
Yaya only glanced at Life and Death Bo, then turned her gaze back to Ruan Meng's face.
Ruan Meng turned the book of life and death to when he was three years old, and asked Ya Ya: "You knew me 200 years ago, right?"
"Chirp!"
Ruan Meng took a deep breath and asked again: "I was supposed to die when I was three years old. You changed my fate, right?"
"Chirp!" Ya Ya rubbed Ruan Meng's palm, looked up at him eagerly, not knowing what he wanted to express.
Ruan Meng wanted to ask Yaya why she did this.
But Yaya's current appearance can't be explained clearly.
He gently rubbed Yaya's stomach, and didn't speak for a long time...
That night, Ruan Meng had another dream.
In the dream, it rained like a torrential rain.
The little boy squatted in the backyard with an oil-paper umbrella, not knowing what he was doing to protect him from the wind and rain.
The flimsy oil-paper umbrellas could not withstand the ravages of heavy rain and quickly became fragmented.
The little boy held the umbrella stand and refused to let go, nor did he go under the eaves to hide from the rain, but kept saying, "Don't worry, I will always be with you..."
I will always be with you...
For 200 years, this sentence will ring in Ruan Meng's ears from time to time.
who am I?
who are you?
There was a cool, slippery soft touch on the side of the face, and Ruan Meng turned his face to see Yaya sleeping soundly against his face.
"Who are you..." Ruan Meng sighed softly.
The long night is long, and the moon is as cool as water.
In the spring of March, there was a slight drizzle in the sky.
The weather is getting warmer, and the business of the bookstore is booming.
This morning, the doorbell rang just as Baihu took a bath and before he dried his hair.
Baihu was wrapped in a bath towel, and said as he walked, "Come on, come on!"
As soon as the door opened, Bai Hu couldn't help but stare blankly at the visitor: It's early in the morning, is this a mushroom?
The other party supported his head with both hands, looked down at the white tiger on the ground, and politely said hello: "Sir, I made an appointment before..."
It was still raining outside, and the person who came did not have an umbrella, but his body was not wet at all.
Looking at the dripping head of the other party, Octopus thoughtfully handed over the bath towel.
Ruan Meng looked at the big-headed ghost who was wiping his head, and pushed the tea from the nine-tailed fox to the big-headed ghost: "Please use it."
The big-headed ghost thanked him politely, lowered his head and wanted to drink tea, but fell to the ground with a "boom".
Ruan Meng stepped forward to help the big head ghost sit back on the sofa.
The big head ghost held his head in both hands and said embarrassedly: "My head seems a bit heavy..."
Hearing this, Bai Hu couldn't help but slander: Isn't that a bit heavy, it can be said to be very heavy, okay?
The big-headed ghost's figure is no different from that of ordinary humans, neither fat nor thin.
But this normal body has a huge head——
The diameter is about 1.5 meters, which is not small at all, and the face is still covered with gold.
The weight can be imagined.
"Sir, you have also seen that my head is really too big. I heard that our store has customized services. I just want to ask, can a head like mine be made smaller?"
Not long after the reemployment policy of ghosts and gods was implemented, big-headed ghosts came to the human world.
With a super-capacity head, the big head ghost is engaged in financial trading.At first, the big head ghost's head wasn't that big, but after memorizing more things, the big head ghost's head kept getting bigger.
Now this big head with a diameter of 1.5 meters obviously exceeds the proportion of normal human beings.
In order not to arouse suspicion, the big head ghost resigned early and stayed at home to do some behind-the-scenes manipulating work, which is not bad for the financial convenience.
But it's not a problem to be at home all the time.
The big-headed ghost has always wanted to make his head smaller, but as soon as he heard that Guancai Bookstore was recommended by others, the big-headed ghost rushed over impatiently.
"To tell you the truth, sir, this head is really too heavy. I have to hold it up when I speak now, otherwise I'm really afraid that my slender neck will be broken..."
Ruan Meng looked at the big head ghost's information, carefully analyzed the actual situation, and said to him: "Your head is an information container, the more you receive, the bigger your head will be..."
The big-headed ghost asked anxiously, "Then sir, can my head still get smaller?"
"Yes, yes." Ruan Meng took out the informed consent form and gave it to the big head ghost, and said, "This is the informed consent form, please read it first. I can help you shrink your head to the normal level through surgery. This is completely fine. .”
The big-headed ghost nodded when he heard the words, thinking about what Ruan Meng said just now, he couldn't help asking: "Will my head still grow after the operation? Will I come over for surgery regularly then?"
Ruan Meng shook his head: "No, I have other ways to help you control the size of your brain, so as to keep your head at a normal size."
The big-headed ghost was lying on the operating table, with a big head and a thin body, no matter how you looked at it, it looked like a mushroom.
After the anesthesia nurse Octopus finished the anesthesia, the chief surgeon, Ruan Meng, went into battle.
Because the face of the big head ghost is inlaid with gold, and a large amount of data is stored in it.Ruan Meng carefully cut open the skull with a chainsaw, and then collected and refined the information in the flowing brain capacity into a USB flash drive.
The big head ghost has a big head, and it took Ruan Mengguang three hours to cut the skull.
After the skull was cut, Ruan Meng chose a normal-sized brain from the big head ghost's brain tissue, and after connecting it carefully, he began to assemble the chopped skulls.
By the next morning, the big head ghost finally had a normal-sized head...
Two days later, the big head ghost passed the observation period, woke up and sent a comment when he went home——
Don't worry about the rain with big head and big head: it is the first time to realize what it means to be as light as a swallow, and it is the first time to experience the feeling of light mind! ! !
Thank you very much, boss Ruan of Guancai Bookstore!
I thought I would turn into a fool if I cut off my brain capacity.Unexpectedly, the boss actually copied all the data I had collected in my brain to a 250T USB flash drive and installed it in my brain.
Now I want to receive receipts or output data, as long as I use a data cable to connect to the U disk socket on the head, I can read the data inside.
It's really super convenient!
The only regret is that I can no longer use my head to block the rain when it rains in the future.
But what does that matter? !
#Guancai Bookstore Lifetime Push#
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