The days when the psychic engaged in farming

After the introduction of the policy of "re-employment of ghosts and gods", thousands of ghosts have obtained the license to survive in the human world.

Not afraid of the sun, but also has the illusion of breathing.

It's just that the water ghosts have lived under the water for many years, and they have long forgotten how to breathe.

Even if he is on the re-employment list, the water ghost can't go ashore.

Seeing that the octopus dragged a bunch of machines over, the koi standing by could not help asking: "Mr. Octopus, are you going to start installing the lungs now?"

The octopus put on gloves and connected the electrodes on the machine to the water ghost.These last night.He pulled two more plastic pipes, one for sewage and one for clear water.

"The lungs are not ready yet. This is preparing for dialysis for the water ghost."

Dialysis?

Koi didn't know, so he quickly asked, "Why do you need dialysis? Could it be that there is something wrong with the kidney function?"

The octopus organized its language, and explained to the koi: "The water area is too polluted. The water ghost has accumulated a lot of heavy metals, which has affected his physique and personality." Scar, Octopus looked at Koi again, "Don't you know, he tried to attack Mr. at the bottom of the water?"

"Ah? How come?" Koi wanted to say that the water ghost was not that kind of ghost, after all, if he wanted to harm someone, he could have done it long ago.But Bazhuo's tone was sure, and he didn't need to lie to himself.

For Ruan Meng, I tried my best to subconsciously think that he is a very powerful person.But after hearing that the octopus was attacked by a water ghost, he couldn't help asking: "Sir, is he alright?"

Octopus raised his eyebrows: "Of course, a hundred water ghosts combined are no match for him. But he didn't seem to make a move this time..."

Bazhuo installed the equipment, adjusted the current, and said to the water ghost inside: "Are you ready to experience the baptism of the soul?"

Inside, the water ghost's tone trembled slightly: "Ready..."

When the octopus heard the words, it pressed the electric current, and the whole bathtub was lit with lightning.

It was the first time for Koi to see this kind of dialysis method, and he couldn't help but feel worried.

But the water ghost gritted its teeth, and didn't make a sound.

Endure the pain, lest people who care about you worry about you.

After Ruan Meng finished the transformation plan of the water ghost, he carried Yaya into the bathroom.

He has a wetsuit to isolate, nothing happened.But Yaya went in alone, and Ruan Meng was always worried that it would be attacked by some harmful things.

The water was sprinkled on Yaya, and the dirt that had been stained with it was immediately washed away.

But looking at the appearance, it is a Q soft and white meatball.

"It's still waterproof..." Ruan Meng squeezed Ya Ya's stomach and couldn't help but tease her.

Yaya stared at the belly that Ruan Meng pinched, then looked up at Ruan Meng, wondering whether she should protest or not.

Ruan Meng pressed the shower gel, made bubbles and applied it to Yaya's body.For this strawberry-flavored shower gel, Yaya said that only silly foxes like it.

Since Nine-Tailed Fox took charge of the logistical work, everything from toothpaste to shower gel at home smells like strawberry.

I have to say that Jiuweihu really loves strawberry flavored things deeply.Even if it uses ginger body wash to grow hair on the butt, it doesn't forget to wash it a second time with strawberry flavor.

Yaya complained a lot in her heart, and asked that Ruan Meng had the same taste as herself, which made it a lot more balanced.

Ruan Meng stared at Ya Ya thinking about something, just when Ya Ya opened his mouth to yawn, Ruan Meng suddenly said: "Ya Ya, do you have something to say to me?"

"Jiujiu!" The tree buds on Yaya's head trembled, yes, yes, but unfortunately you couldn't understand it.

Ruan Meng's eyes flickered lightly: "Then let me ask, can you answer? One chirp means "yes", and two chirp means "no", do you understand?"

"Chirp!"

Ruan Meng pulled up a stool, sat opposite Ya Ya, and started the question and answer——

"Yaya, you grew out of my head, right?"

"Chirp!"

"Will you harm me?"

"Chirp!"

"Is my longevity related to you?"

"Chirp!"

"Did I know you more than 200 years ago?"

This question was too difficult to answer, and Yaya didn't know how to chirp a few times, so she simply kept silent.

But Ruan Meng found a lot of clues from these few questions.

What is certain now is that Yaya can understand her own words and try to communicate with herself.

My own longevity is related to Ya Ya, but what is the specific relationship, Ya Ya can't tell now.

Ruan Meng thought for a while, and suddenly thought of a question: "Can you write, Ya Ya?" If you can't say it, you can write it or point it out.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but after Ruan Meng asked this sentence, Ya Ya was obviously depressed.Seeing that Ya Ya turned his back and refused to cooperate, Ruan Meng had an answer in his heart: "So, you can't read, right?"

Yaya turned her head angrily and glared at Ruan Meng.

It's fine to know this kind of thing yourself, why do you have to say it.

If you say it like this, don't people lose face?

Even Ruan Meng himself found it strange that he could actually get Ya Ya's emotions from his eyes.

Ruan Meng cleared his throat for Yaya who was illiterate and cares about face-saving, and casually said: "Speaking of which, it seems that Xiao Jiu is also illiterate. It's time to improve the collective education of our Guancai Bookstore."

After receiving the notice that he was going to attend the literacy class at night, Nine-Tailed Fox couldn't help being dumbfounded: "I am literate..."

"You forgot all of a sudden!" Baihu said in the Nine-Tailed Fox's ear, "Yaya is illiterate, but it's shameful to learn this by herself. You just accompany it. Yaya needs a sincere heart." Love."

Thinking about running away from home before, Jiuweihu suddenly felt a lot of responsibility in his heart——

Yaya is everyone's baby, isn't it right to give love to babies?

If you can't read, you can't read. It's okay to learn it again.

When Baihu put on a framed bow tie and the cos teacher was teaching pinyin, the nine-tailed fox observed Yaya's eyes, and seriously asked Baihu to read some syllables more on both sides.

Baihu said: "a."

Nine-tailed fox said: "a."

After the two finished talking, they looked at Yaya, Yaya opened her mouth: "Chirp!"

"b."

"b."

"Chirp!"

"c."

"c."

"Chirp!"

……

The road is long and long, and Brother Hu will teach from top to bottom.

Shuigui underwent electric shock dialysis for three days before he gradually adapted to the pure water quality.

After the water was clear, the koi realized that the inside of the bathtub was pitch black, not because of the muddy water.

It's because the water ghost itself has changed.

A good white ghost suddenly turned into a nigger.

Koi couldn't accept it for a while.Quickly asked Ruan Meng: "Sir, is this the legendary blackening due to pollution?"

Ruan Meng took a look at the water quality test of Shuigui's new water, and said, "It was indeed blackened because of pollution before. At that time, it was black from the inside to the outside, and I also had the intention of harming others."

The water ghost lowered his head and was a little ashamed. Ruan Meng glanced at it and continued, "But after dialysis, it's not dark anymore, it's just that the epidermal cells are metabolizing slowly. I'll take care of it at that time."

Koi nodded again and again: "That's good, that's good!"

Ruan Meng picked up the informed consent form for the operation from the table and asked Koi to read it to Shui Gui. After listening to it, he felt that there was no problem and signed it to start the operation.

The water ghost said that it doesn't need to be so troublesome: "Sir, I can trust you!"

After entering the operating room, the water ghost in the fish tank suddenly opened his eyes and said to Ruan Meng, "Sir, I have a few words. If I can't get out, please..."

"This shop doesn't provide message service." Ruan Meng checked the equipment, looked down at the water ghost, "you can just tell him when the time comes."

That look, that determined tone.The water ghost suddenly gained courage, yes, some words have been held back for 100 years, and he has to say them himself.

Before the operation began, the anesthesia nurse Octopus gave the water ghost anesthesia with ease.

The water ghost temporarily entered a dormant state.

After placing the water ghost on the operating table, Ruan Meng took a brush and dipped it in cinnabar, and slashed the water ghost's chest.

Ruan Meng went back to take the artificial lung, carefully put it into the water ghost's chest cavity, and reshaped the trachea and bronchi.

After everything was connected, Ruan Meng did not rush to sew up his chest, but let the octopus start the machine to simulate the state of the lungs breathing.

Ruan Meng carefully observed the movement changes of each alveoli and lung lobule, and only after confirming that there was no problem, did he suture the wound.

The dark water ghost couldn't see its original appearance, so Ruan Meng ordered Octopus to fetch a few barrels of whitening needles, and instill it into the water ghost's body little by little.

As soon as he left the operating room, the koi greeted him.

Ruan Meng took off his mask, and said to the koi, "When the medical cosmetology is done, the big announcement will be made."

Although the koi didn't understand why it was necessary to be a medical cosmetologist while pretending to have a lung, but since Ruan Meng said so, the koi naturally nodded and said yes.

When the water ghost woke up, he had already changed from a black ghost to a white ghost.

The moment he walked out of the operating room, his skin was firm and his face was like a crown of jade.

Koi looked at the water ghost walking towards him step by step, and his thoughts seemed to return to 100 years ago——

At that time, the water ghost had just entered the bottom of the water. When seeing him for the first time, the koi was thinking:

This ghost was born in vain and has a soft heart, but it's so pretty...

That night, Guancai Bookstore received a new comment——

Yuliyu: I have completed the operation with my friend!After being bored in the water for more than 100 years, he can finally come out to breathe!

And, the artificial lung made by Mr. is simply too powerful!Not only can it be used for breathing, but it can also be connected to a smart bracelet to monitor breathing rate, exercise frequency and sleep quality.

It can be said to be very powerful! ! !

By the way, I heard that this comment has magic power, like it is good luck! ! !