The days when the psychic engaged in farming

Ruan Meng recently discovered that Ya Ya seemed to be not quite right.

On weekdays, I'm always jumpy and clingy, but these two days I've been lying in the rocking chair and basking in the sun, I don't know what I'm thinking.

When the sun shines on Yaya's body, her white body looks a little more transparent.Ya Ya lay on the cushion, motionless, turning over occasionally to prove that she was still alive.

After finally getting out of the rocking chair and getting off the ground, Yaya also walked forward listlessly.

The nine-tailed fox, whose buttocks had just been healed and rested on the sofa, stared at Yaya eagerly, and couldn't help but guess what happened to Yaya.

There was a sound of the vacuum cleaner starting up next to his ears, and Nine-Tailed Fox subconsciously went to look at the buds on the ground.

Octopus with headphones.The paws are respectively wrapped with rags, mops, and vacuum cleaners, cleaning all the way.

The octopus held its head up, and couldn't see the little white ball on the ground at all.

Yaya was listless and didn't notice that there was a vacuum cleaner in front of her.

"Be careful..." Nine-Tailed Fox reminded with a startled cry, before he went down to pick up Yaya.Yaya has been eaten into the stomach by the super-strong wind vacuum cleaner.

Eight claws heard the sound, and then took off the earphones: "What's the matter, Xiao Jiu?"

Nine-Tailed Fox pointed at the vacuum cleaner with his front paws, and took a deep breath: "Ya Ya has been sucked into it..."

Bazhuo quickly turned on the vacuum cleaner, and Nine-Tailed Fox and Baihu quickly gathered together.

The buds inside are together with the garbage and dust. When you pick it up, the white dumpling has turned into gray dumpling.

I thought that according to the temper of the little overlord Yaya, he would retaliate and attack.

But this dumpling didn't respond at all, even the green shoots on its head drooped, looking listless.

Weird, really weird.

As soon as Ruan Meng, who was out on errands, came back, he found something wrong with the behavior of the shop assistants.

As soon as he entered the door, the white tiger in Taoist robe put his paws to his mouth and gave him a "shh", motioning him to keep quiet.

Looking around, it was obvious that the layout of the room had also changed.

A mess of talisman papers were pasted around, the coffee table was dragged to the center of the room, and three sticks of incense were inserted in front of it.

The octopus knocking on the wooden fish was spreading incense ash around the coffee table, and the nine-tailed fox in cassock was in a milky voice, saying to the window, "Yaya, it's time to go home for dinner..."

what the hell?

Ruan Meng narrowed his eyes, only to realize that the Nine-Tailed Fox's Yaya was placed on the coffee table, his body was not gray, and he looked unlovable.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Hush!" Bai Hu looked around and whispered, "We are calling the soul of Yaya..."

A good little overlord of Guancai Bookstore suddenly became like this.As soon as the three clerks counted, they suspected that the dumpling was scared out of their wits.

When it comes to summoning spirits, the three shop assistants have no experience.

I searched various experiences from the Internet, arranged them in a hurry, and the ceremony of summoning souls officially started.

But no matter how hard they performed, Ya Ya just turned a blind eye.

"Don't make trouble." Ruan Meng shook his head, stepped forward to pick up Yaya and went back to the room, "Hurry up and put away those messy outfits, a customer will come later."

The three looked at each other in blank dismay, turned their heads and began to tidy up.

Ruan Meng carried Ya Ya into the bathroom, Ya Ya just looked up at Ruan Meng, and continued to think deeply.

Sprinkle with flowers and shower gel.

Ruan Meng washed it for a long time before washing out another white and transparent glutinous rice cake.

Ruan Meng put Yaya wrapped in a small handkerchief on the desk, sat down and looked at Yaya quietly.

"Are you uncomfortable?"

"Chirp." Ya Ya shook the green bud on her head, indicating no.

"Is that unhappy?"

"Chirp." Ya Ya shook the green bud on her head, indicating yes.

"why you are not feeling happy?"

"Tweet, tweet, tweet..." Yaya said a lot, but Ruan Meng didn't understand a single word.Facing Ruan Meng's slightly confused eyes, Yaya felt even more depressed.

The green bud on the head was eight degrees lower, and Yaya straightened up, lay down on the table and looked at herself in pity.

Ruan Meng couldn't help poking and rubbing his chubby belly, and said with a soft smile, "Be happy, okay?"

Ya Ya turned sideways, looked at Ruan Meng and said nothing.

This seemed to be the first time that Ruan Meng met Ya Ya's eyes.

Yaya's skin is very white and soft, Yaya's eyes are very black and bright.

Ruan Meng looked at Yaya, and Yaya looked at Ruan Meng.

Time seemed to have stopped at this moment, and the surroundings were unbelievably quiet.

Ruan Meng couldn't tell what he was feeling now, he always felt that Yaya's eyes seemed familiar.

But I just can't remember where I saw it.

At this moment, the doorbell rang, reminding Ruan Meng that a guest came to the door.

"Good, I'm going out first."

Ruan Meng rubbed Yaya's head and strode out.

Ya Ya collapsed on the table, thought of something and stood up again, and slowly moved to the mirror.Facing Xiao Baituan in the mirror, Yaya's mood was obviously more irritable-why did she become like this?

This was the first time that a group of people came to the door.

When Baihu opened the door, he was almost startled, and a kind of ant spirit couldn't help shivering when he saw Baihu.

"May I ask who is the customer who made an appointment today?"

As soon as the white tiger made a sound, a group of ants pointed at the stretcher behind them and said, "It's my boss!"

The ants put down the stretcher, and all retreated out to wait outside.

A parrot spirit wearing green clothes and dyed green hair immediately stepped forward, pointed to the person lying on the stretcher and introduced: "Hello, sir, this is Mr. Lan Gui, the director of our Blue Lion Group, Mr. Lan this time Here, I want to ask Mr. to customize something for him."

The person on the luxurious stretcher was thin, with his eyes and mouth closed, as if he was dead.

Bai Hu couldn't help asking: "Does he have bad legs?"

Secretary Parrot shook his head immediately: "No, Mr. Lan is actually in good health."

"So is he sleeping now?"

"No, Mr. Lan can hear us talking. He doesn't respond because he is rude, but because he really is, too lazy to respond..."

After the "Ghosts and Gods Re-employment Policy" was implemented, lazy ghosts were pushed out by everyone.

Let the slacker choose by himself, he would rather stay in the underworld to germinate than come out and do anything.

But now that he has come out, the slacker has no choice but to find a way to make ends meet.

There are many jobs in the human world, but lazy people are too lazy to do them.

He is too lazy to talk to people, so he can't make sales.

He was too lazy to move his legs, so he couldn't run to the hall and couldn't deliver the courier.

Slackers are just too lazy.He didn't even bother to think about what he would do in the future.

On this day, the slacker yawned and passed the lottery center.

The slacker actually wants to buy a lottery ticket, but the shopkeeper really pulls him to buy one.

The slacker took out two dollars from his pocket, and because he was too lazy to choose a number, he asked the shopkeeper to use a machine to randomly choose a number.

He never expected that he would earn [-] million with this profit.

Like a slacker, he has become richer, but he is still lazy.

So much money, lazy people are too lazy to spend it.

Later, thinking of finding someone to take care of his daily life, the slacker first recruited parrots, and then established Langui Company.

The company's employees mainly include ants and parrots.

The parrot was in charge of speaking for him, and the ant was in charge of carrying him out when he had to.

In this way, the slacker doesn't even have to say a word, and he doesn't have to go on the road.

But gradually, problems began to arise.

Slackers are too lazy to exercise or eat.Seeing that the expression on this grimace is changing day by day, but the slacker who is lazy to a certain level can't control his thoughts at all now.

He also wants to change, but now it doesn't even bother to open its eyes, doesn't bother to speak, it looks like a plant ghost.

The parrot probably knew what the slacker was thinking, and wanted to get rid of it before things got worse.

No, that's why I called Ruan Meng, wanting to come and treat my laziness.

"To be honest, sir, we have also been to other institutions, and we were told to give up treatment after seeing it. But sir, my boss's life should not be so gray." Parrot sincerely begged Ruan Meng, "Sir, We just want to customize a diligent package, no matter how high the price is, we can accept it.”

Ruan Meng stepped forward to look at his slacker eyelids, then glanced at his limbs, and couldn't help frowning: "How long has it been since he left this stretcher?"

The parrot thought about it carefully, and he couldn't count how many years: "It's too long ago, I can't remember. Sir, can my boss help me?"

Parrot looked at Ruan Meng eagerly, and just when he was about to give up, Ruan Meng suddenly said, "Yes, but two operations are needed."

"Yes, yes!" The parrot nodded quickly, glanced at the unresponsive slacker, and then turned around and said, "Sir, then please!"

"This is the informed consent form for the operation. Please read it carefully. If there is no problem, sign it and we will start."

The octopus carried the slacker and the stretcher onto the operating table——

It's not that he wants to work too hard, but that the slacker has been on the stretcher for too long, and roots have grown under his body, which are entangled with the stretcher and are inseparable.

After the anesthesia was done, Ruan Meng took oversized gardening scissors, and cut off the rhizomes under the slacker's body with a "click", "click".

After dealing with these, is the real highlight.

Taking the electric drill handed over by the equipment nurse Octopus, Ruan Meng tried to make a few moves on the slacker's head.

Later, he used a chainsaw to cut the skull open, and what he saw was a flat brain with no grooves.

"What a lazy mind!" Bai Hu couldn't help sighing when he saw him next to him.

Ruan Meng took the electric heating pencil, followed the normal brain structure, and ironed out a whole set of gully structures for the slacker.

After thinking about it, he asked Jiuwei to remove a string from the alarm clock.Ruan Meng fixed the string in the slacker's cerebral cortex, and then began to sew up the wound...

As soon as he left the operating room, the parrot hurried up to greet him: "Sir, how are you doing?"

Ruan Meng took off his mask and said, "The operation is considered a success. As for the effect, you can only wait for him to wake up and see for yourself."

A month later, Guancai Bookstore received a new comment——

The green bird is not green: I was too busy a short time ago, and I just had time to go online.

Since taking the boss to Guancai Bookstore for surgery, the boss has come back to life.

Not only has he become super diligent, but what is even more frightening is that he has become super smart.

In just two days, the boss has gone from quantum research to the origin of species, and has successfully entered the network information industry...

Let alone, the boss is about to go to the United Nations to give a lecture on military and peace, and I have to record it for him.

Guancai Bookstore is a bull! ! !