The days when the psychic engaged in farming

Guancai Bookstore has a new member.

This new member can't speak or do anything, he can only play Q's soft body, and follows Ruan Meng step by step.

Because the little guy was so inconspicuous, Ruan Meng almost stepped on it several times.But it hasn't learned a lesson yet, and it still runs after Ruan Meng as always.

Facing this strange glutinous rice dumpling, other members of the bookstore expressed their novelty and tightness.At the very beginning, Bai Hu and the others said that this was Ruan Mengsheng's child.

But think about it carefully, this is not Ruan Mengsheng's child, it is obviously a tree bud.

As soon as Bai Tuanzi was sent to Ruan Meng, he was carried to the laboratory by Ruan Meng.

Tuanzi was obviously very happy with Ruan Meng's touch, even though he was being held upside down, he was still giggling cheerfully.

Ruan Meng put it on the operating table and took a whole set of observation tools to record.

First, he measured Bai Tuanzi's height and measurements, and then picked it up to see if there was a gender marker.

The white and soft dumpling is a lump of live glutinous rice. It is fragrant and soft, and there is no gender marker organ at all.

Ruan Meng turned the white dumpling over and over, and carefully looked at it back and forth.I always feel a little weird--

Is this really a variant of a tree bud?

Ruan Meng's eyes stayed on the scalpel for a moment, and the tree buds on Bai Tuanzi's head immediately stood up.It struggled with its limp body, trying to attract Ruan Meng's attention: "Jiujiu!"

Naturally, Ruan Meng couldn't dissect this kind of conscious life body at will or deprive it of the right to live.

Ruan Meng thought, looking down at the white dumpling in his hand.Seeing that Ruan Meng noticed him, Tuanzihe twisted Q Ruan's body happily, and a small flower appeared on his head in an instant——

So this is, a flowering dumpling?

Ruan Meng was familiar with the scent of flowers, it was the scent of flowers that bloomed before the tree buds and attracted evil spirits.

Up to now, Ruan Meng has basically confirmed that this strange glutinous rice seed is the tree bud that grew on his head before.

"It's a crime to conceive Bi, keep a low profile." Ruan Meng's original intention was to remind Bai Tuanzi to collect the fragrance of flowers.But looking at the small and lovely flowers, Ruan Meng couldn't help stretching out his hand, and gently fiddled with the little flowers on Nuomi Zi's head.

The original white dumpling immediately turned pink, writhing its body non-stop.

Ruan Meng couldn't help laughing when he thought of the tree bud that would turn pink when touched, and went out with the dumpling, handing it to Bai Hu.

"Boss, what does this mean?"

Ruan Meng cleared his throat: "I have no experience in carrying small things, so I will leave it to you."

Bai Hu couldn't help frowning: "Me neither..."

Ruan Meng just looked down at Baihu, and calmly said four words: "I am the boss."

Bai Hu was speechless and choked, just raised his paw and patted the dumpling, and smiled dryly at Ruan Meng: "Good boss."

Seeing Ruan Meng turn around and go to the laboratory, Bai Tuanzi's first reaction was to follow.Unexpectedly, the white tiger pressed its body and called the octopus and the nine-tailed fox to come over.

The three shop assistants looked around the dumplings, staring at each other, no one knew what to do with the dumplings.

Strictly speaking, the three of them are the midwives of the dumpling.But in the face of this chubby little thing, several people felt helpless.

But the boss has already sent a message, meaning to keep this little guy in the store.

It was Baihu who spoke first, and said to Tuanzi: "Since you have come to our store, you have to learn our store rules and business philosophy. Well, eight claws, store rules and so on, I will leave it to you .”

Octopus and Bai Tuanzi looked at each other, swallowed and said, "Then I'll try..."

In order to implement the store's service concept for the dumplings as soon as possible, the Guancai Class started in the afternoon of the same day.

The teacher has an octopus, a white tiger, and a nine-tailed fox, and the students only have white dumplings placed on the table.

The teacher had a great time talking on the top, but the dumpling was so boring below.It yawned, rubbed its belly, turned over and fell asleep.

The three teachers gathered together, feeling helpless looking at the sleepy dumpling.

"Children, I'm sleepy." Bai Hu yawned and looked at the time, "It's time for lunch break again, I'm going to bed too."

Before Octopus left, he thoughtfully pulled out two palms of paper and covered the dumpling.After thinking about it, he ran to the storage room to get the needle and thread. He rolled a thin needle in his long claws and wore a magnifying glass to sew small pillows and quilts for Xiaotuanzi.

At the same time, Tuanzi opened his eyes, slid down the table, and trotted into the laboratory.

Ruan Meng was busy comparing the tissue genes of Xiaotuanzi and tree buds, wanting to observe the differences.

Tuanzi climbed up Ruan Meng's legs, and finally climbed to the top of Ruan Meng's head, squatting at the place where the tree buds were, and refused to come down.

At the same time, the results of the gene comparison have come out.Ruan Meng looked at the completely overlapping gene sequence, and slightly pursed his lips: "So, it's really you, right?"

"Chirp, chirp!" Bai Tuanzi squatted on Ruan Meng's head, and happily responded.

When the meal was over, Bai Hu and the others found at a glance——

The boss's head stopped sprouting, and now glutinous rice grows.

Xiao Tuanzi seemed to be really used to staying on top of Ruan Meng's head, and climbed up again after being taken down.After repeating this several times, Ruan Meng simply let it go.

The righteous master didn't think there was anything, and the others naturally wouldn't say anything.

I don't know what the physique of the dumpling is, but it is still full of energy without eating or drinking.

When Ruan Meng returned to the room with the dumpling on his back, Bai Hu said: "Don't tell me, I always feel that there is something missing when the boss has tree buds on his head. I think the little guy is more pleasing to the eye when he is on his head. "

The octopus and the nine-tailed fox nodded in agreement——

It seems so.

Before going to bed at night, Baihu habitually checked the background of Taobao, and there was a new comment——

Aunt Huo can't Aunt Gu: What I wanted was a fat and soft cat, but I was sold a hard bird.Now that guy is standing on my balcony breathing fire, I'm afraid I'll be a roast bird tonight QAQ

I called many times and no one answered, and I sent many messages but no one answered. What about the after-sales service?

After sales service?

That's an after-sales problem, and it has nothing to do with me.

Bai Hu yawned and turned off the computer, thinking about talking to Octopus tomorrow and letting him deal with it.

But early the next morning, before Baihu reminded Octopus, the customers had already come to the door.

Gu Huo Niao hugged a pet box, entered the door in a hurry, and said, "Boss, I want to return the product."

When Ruan Meng came out, Tuanzi was still sleeping on his head.

Gu Huo Niao glanced at Ruan Meng, always feeling that something was wrong, but didn't find out what was wrong.

Now is not the time to care about the details, Gu Huo Niao collapsed a little when he thought of the fire-breathing demon king.

He put the pet box on the table, and politely said to Ruan Meng: "Sir, I came here this time to return the goods. This... I really can't keep it."

"Cracked?"

Both Bai Hu and Ruan Meng paid attention to what this nail shop who had been in the store for so many years was.

Gu Huo Niao just nodded when she heard the words: "Well, the shell broke yesterday."

The white tiger couldn't help asking: "What is it? Male or female, does it look good?"

A trace of hesitation flashed across Gu Huo Niao's face. After thinking about it, he stretched out his hand to unzip the zipper, and sighed, "You'd better... see for yourself."

The pet box was opened, and the already familiar aura became more obvious.Bai Hu's heart became agitated for no reason, and he really wanted to know whether it was his acquaintance who lived in it.

After waiting for a while, the contents inside did not come out.

Guhuo Niao sighed, reached out and took out the little thing: "Here, that's how it is."

"Hey...hahahahahahahahaha..." Baihu looked at the thing, and immediately fell to the ground and rolled a few times, patting the ground with his meaty paws, "How did you become like this. Oops, it can't be done, brother laughed so hard My stomach hurts, hahahaha..."

The one who was ridiculed was naturally unwilling to bear it. When it opened its mouth, a fireball flew towards the white tiger.

Baihu quickly twisted his body to hide.The fireball didn't fly for a long time, then turned back and chased the white tiger all over the room.

"Hey! I said you're endless... isn't it just bald hair, and I didn't pull it out..." Bai Hu shouted while running.

Ruan Meng looked down at the bird on the table. It was probably the ugliest bird he had seen in the past 200 years.

There is not much hair on this bird's body, and it is still scattered in patches, like alopecia areata.It is already ugly to have no hair, but the only few tufts of hair are still stained with white powdery things, which makes it look a lot uglier.

Gu Huo Niao noticed Ruan Meng's gaze, and explained the source of the white powder in a low voice: "Sir, it spews fire as soon as it comes out, and I have no choice but to spray it with a fire extinguisher..."

It was a bird like a bald chicken with its head hanging down, and it went back to the pet box listlessly, looking hopeless.

Ruan Meng couldn't help but ask Gu Huo Niao: "Did it break its shell naturally?"

Gu Huo Niao shook his head, bit his lips and said: "I helped him... Sir, sir, you don't know, its shell is made of gold. I saw it didn't come out for a long time, so I took the chainsaw for fear of boring it Came out to help cut the shell..."

"and then?"

Gu Huo Niao recalled the scene at that time, and continued: "Then it got out of the golden shell. The first thing it did was to run to look in the mirror, and then it suddenly went crazy and ran to the balcony Breathing fire. I was really afraid of causing a fire, so I took a fire extinguisher and sprayed it. Sir, do you think it doesn’t like me, so it’s going crazy?”

"I don't like you, okay?" Hearing this, Bai Hu couldn't help but sympathize with his old friend.

What a phoenix that loves to be beautiful, it was hardened and turned into a bald chicken.

Gee...

Baihu glanced at Guhuo Niao thoughtfully——

Silly bird, if it didn't burn you to death, it means it loves you!