The days when the psychic engaged in farming

Chapter 3 He Says He Can't Eat Enough

The wind blew the curtains and fluttered, and the moonlight spilled into the room through the windows.

The cicadas sing in the summer night, and the night is cool.

All the nutrient solution was poured into the stomach, and Ruan Meng lay on the bed, quietly waiting for that moment to come.

Suddenly, everything around me became quiet.In addition to the sound of my own breathing, there is only the sound of branches sprouting in my ears.

The small tree buds growing on Ruan Meng's head swayed lazily at first, and then tentatively moved up to probe his head.It feels like after a safe environment, the two tree buds slowly start to grow.

The small tree buds that were originally only the size of a little finger meandered and bent, branching and scattering leaves.But in a short while, it has already grown more than ten centimeters.The vines descended down Ruan Meng's body, entangled his whole body.The tree bud's movements are gentle and flowing, as if it has been done countless times, and it is extremely proficient.

Ruan Meng closed his eyes, quietly feeling the growth and changes of the tree buds.There was a sudden change on his originally indifferent face, his eyebrows were slightly frowned, and he secretly recited the Qingxin formula several times, for fear that he would accidentally disturb the tree buds.

Xiao Shuya was keenly aware of the changes in Ruan Meng's body, stopped his movements immediately, and erected the branches and leaves vigilantly.After waiting for a while, nothing unusual was seen.Only then did Xiao Shuya relax his body and continue his movements.

After the tree buds pulled out the vines, they tied up Ruan Meng.It wrapped around Ruan Meng's body, touching his skin intimately, absorbing the familiar breath and continuing to grow.

The long soft vines sprouted leaves after a while, and the heart-shaped leaves turned green and dark green, and the growth was gratifying.

The tree buds were obviously greedy for joy, and couldn't help sliding their branches on Ruan Meng's body, having a great time playing.Its leaves are getting greener and greener, and buds are about to emerge.

This is the first time Ruan Meng has seen its flower buds, which are pink and tender, and against the backdrop of green branches and leaves, they look very lovely.

Let it bloom, let it bloom soon.

Ruan Meng's heart became active for no reason at the thought of being relieved by blooming.

Oops!

As soon as his breath became chaotic, Ruan Meng lost his mind, but Shuya still noticed it.It quickly retracted the branches and leaves, and Ruan Meng only tore off a leaf with his hand.

Touch it up again, yes, it turned back into two small tree buds.

As if dissatisfied with Ruan Meng pulling her leaves, Xiao Shuya twisted her body to protest.

After a while, it stopped moving, no different from ordinary saplings.

Xia Chong was clear again, and everything returned to normal, as if nothing had happened.

Unwilling to give up, Ruan Meng took another bottle of nutrient solution and poured it down.After waiting for a while, the tree bud still didn't respond.

It seems that this time there is no play again.

It's almost there...

Ruan Meng clenched his fists and took a deep breath to stop his frustration.He got up and opened the curtains, looking at the bright moon in the sky.

In a trance, Ruan Meng seemed to see the moon from 200 years ago.

The moon at that time was like this tonight, wishing and bright.The grandfather, who is nearly sixty years old, is stroking his beard and drinking tea, squinting at Ruan Meng and smiling: "People don't have immortality, and immortality is also boring..."

Grandpa has calculated many hexagrams in his life, and the only thing he didn't calculate is Ruan Meng's fate...

The sound of the phone call at midnight interrupted Ruan Meng's thoughts. He picked up the phone and checked the time. It was already one o'clock in the morning.

The caller ID is an unknown number. It's so late, I don't know who is causing the dream for no reason.

Ruan Meng pressed the reject button and turned off the phone——

During non-working hours, Boss Ruan is not happy to have his personal time taken up.

He went back to bed and lay down, couldn't help but raised his hand to touch the buds on his head.Half asleep and half awake, Ruan Meng seemed to hear someone say something to him.But his eyelids were so heavy that he finally fell asleep...

Early the next morning, Ruan Meng was woken up by the white tiger: "Boss, get up quickly, he's here for business!"

Although Guancai Bookstore is relatively well-known in the Three Realms, over the years, there have been more and more shops with similar service attributes.When there is a lot of competition, business will not be as easy as before.

Octopus has been clamoring that the reason for the decrease in orders is that Baihu's service skills are not good enough, and they are clamoring to resell from after-sales to pre-sales.

There are all kinds of ghosts and ghosts after the sale, and there are a lot of messes, and I can't stay idle all day long.Baihu is not stupid, so he will not exchange jobs with Octopus.

Although Baihu is a bit lazy, he is better than himself.The octopus has a racial advantage, and it is not a problem for one seafood to operate four computers at the same time.

He cooks more than himself and eats less than himself, which makes Mr. Bai Hu, who works in the same shop, feel a sense of crisis.

Seeing that he only filled in a 1 in the column of his sales performance this month, thinking of the sneering gesture of the octopus at the end of the month, Bai Hu was more anxious than anyone else.

Baihu is eager for performance. When he wakes up in the morning, he licks his paws and washes his face. The first thing he does is turn on the computer and watch the background.

Perhaps it is because sincerity makes spirit, as soon as he logged in, a business popped up immediately.

After the simple communication, Bai Hu immediately jumped off the sofa twisting his buttocks, walked to the door of Ruan Meng's room and asked him if he would accept the business.

Compared with the previous list, today's business is obviously a little bit more difficult.

These people, there are quite a few ghosts and ghosts who patronize Guancai Bookstore, but it is really the first one to ask for an organ like today.

"He's a starving ghost. He said he wanted a stomach." Bai Hu shook his ears to look at Ruan Meng, and asked, licking his mouth with his pink tongue, "Boss, do you want to take this business?"

"You let him come over."

"Got it!"

This means, that is, accepted.

The white tiger happily returned to the tablet, clicked on the screen with the pink meat pad, and left a message for the starving ghost——

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Dear, we will take care of your business.Because it is a customized service, I need to meet you in person. I don't know when it is convenient for you. Let's make an appointment.

Goose sauce is always hungry: I am always convenient!Or can I go there now?

Guancai Bookstore pre-sale Brother Hu: Yes.Let me make an appointment for you at 88:808 pm. The address of our physical store is [-], No. [-], Facai Road, Wangcai Street. When you get out of the elevator, turn left and the first door is there.You can place an order now [meow]

Randomly typed an emoji of a cute cat, Baihu yawned and began to lick his fur.

If you say it is helpless, the majestic animal lives in the cat's body, its thoughts are its own, but its habits are its own.I lick my paws and fur every day, and it doesn't fall off. It's really distressing, meow.

At exactly three o'clock in the afternoon, someone rang the doorbell.

Bai Hu glanced through the cat's eyes. The person outside was holding a black umbrella, wearing a mask and hat to wrap himself tightly.Follow his legs down, the ground is empty and there is no shadow...

Well, it seems that today's guest is right.

Baihu jumped up and opened the door for him, with some enthusiasm in his laziness: "Come with me."

"Okay, sorry sir."

The starving ghost replied politely, quietly following behind the white tiger.

The room looked about 5 square meters, but the starving ghost followed the white tiger for [-] minutes before stopping.

"Here, go in by yourself."

The starving ghost looked up, and saw an old house standing in front of him. There was a wooden sign at the door, with the words "Guancai Bookstore" written in cinnabar on it.

Cinnabar is like a ghost, always with a little threat.

Even a starving ghost who has obtained a temporary residence permit to live legally in the human world can't help but want to hide away.

But I was hungry, and I couldn't help delaying it.

Thinking of this, the starving ghost boldly entered the house, and said as he walked, "Hi sir, I'm here."

After entering the door, I found that there was another hole inside.

Just now it looked like a quaint house from the outside, but inside it looked like a modern science laboratory.

As the starving ghost walked in, he observed all kinds of ghosts bred in the incubator.

There are several golden eggs in the incubator on the left, and the constant temperature of the instrument is kept at two hundred degrees. If you don’t know it, you may think that it is roasting instead of hatching.

In the incubator on the right is a newborn panda, which is very round and cute.It looked like it had just landed, but in an instant there were hairs, and it climbed up the bracket and gnawed on the bamboo with a simple and honest expression.

From birds to beasts, from living bodies to dead ghosts...

This laboratory is full of everything.

The starving ghost looked at the creatures in the room, and unconsciously raised his hand to caress his stomach——

I'm so hungry, I really want to eat.

Just when his stomach was growling, a man walked out of the laboratory, with a fair face, beautiful eyes, and attractive tree buds on his head, he looked delicious...

A sharp gaze swept over, and the starving ghost hurriedly lowered his head: It's really embarrassing to be seen through when he wants to eat someone in front of him.

Ruan Meng's gaze landed on the starved ghost, glanced up and down, and finally stopped at his stomach: "I heard you want a stomach?"

Hearing the words, the starving ghost quickly nodded, "Yes sir, I want to buy a customized stomach, and I am willing to spend any money!"

Ruan Meng didn't answer, but asked him instead: "For ghosts of your nature, the underworld should have issued a lot of relevant policies. It's not a problem to feed yourself, why do you want to buy a stomach?"

"That's a long story..."

When the starving ghosts arrived in the underworld, the human world was already overcrowded.

Due to the development of modern medicine, the life expectancy of human beings has generally been extended. For this reason, many populous countries have launched a "family planning" policy.

As the most closely related to the human world, the Underworld Reincarnation Registration Department was the first to be affected.

The reduction in fertility has led to a large number of ghosts staying in the underworld, occupying the resources of the underworld.

Other departments can also develop foreign economies as subsidies, but the underworld is different from other departments, except for incense, there is not much oil and water.

Seeing that the fiscal deficit is about to appear, the relevant departments have no choice but to issue the "Policy for Encouraging the Reemployment of Underworld Personnel", calling on everyone to go to the human world to support themselves and wait patiently for the lottery to reincarnate.

Even Granny Meng from the business department went out to do a food blog, so non-public officials like starved ghosts naturally had to rely on themselves.

When a starving ghost receives a temporary residence permit in the human world, the first thing he does is to find a job.

He doesn't want a salary, the only thing he wants is to have a good meal.

In the beginning, human beings still liked to hire him, but after seeing the hungry ghost's appetite, everyone expressed that they couldn't afford him.

The starving ghost had nowhere to go, and was about to go to the green belt to eat plants to survive, but unexpectedly turned into eating and broadcasting.

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