The days when the psychic engaged in farming

Whether it's the information provided by the bull's head and the horse's face, or the existence that has been erased from the life and death book.They are all explaining one thing to Ruan Meng, that is, his fate was changed by external factors more than 200 years ago.

Compared with that time, Ruan Meng immediately connected his experience with the tree buds.That's right, the strange disease that I suddenly had, and the time period mentioned by the bull head and horse face, probably overlapped.

But everything now is just speculation, what is it, and whether more relevant evidence can be found.Or, wait for the buds to fall off and see what's going on.

Probably knowing that Ruan Meng doubted himself, Shuya pretended to be dead during the day for three days in a row.Only when Ruan Meng fell asleep at night, would he snuggle up with him.

In fact, Ruan Meng knew all these things, but he didn't point them out.

Regardless of the original intention of the tree buds, at least they haven't hurt themselves yet.If there is that day, let's talk about it on that day...

Brother Hu got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, just in time to see the Taobao information on.As a person in charge of customer service, Brother Hu still gave a reply——

My mine is mine: Boss, are you there?

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Yes, dear, but it is not working hours.If you have any questions, please contact us tomorrow morning.Or you leave a message and I will get back to you tomorrow morning.

My mine is mine: so angry!Why are you ignoring me online?I want to complain about your service attitude.

Brother Hu before the sales of Guancai Bookstore: Well, do you need any help?

Mine is mine: Yes, but I don't want to say it.You asked me to consult tomorrow even though you were online, how angry you are!

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: [System prompt: It is not business hours, please leave a message if you have any questions, and we will have dedicated staff to serve you tomorrow morning.Thank you for your inquiry and wish you a happy life.goodbye! ]

My mine is mine: so angry!

What’s mine is mine: I’m so angry!

What’s mine is mine: Boss, come out, or I’m going to sue you!

……

are you crazy!

The white tiger flicked its tail, twisted its waist and moved its body.After yawning, he nestled in his upper hair, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

The next day, when Octopus got up and went online, he found that the bookstore had received thousands of messages.All from a customer nicknamed "My Mine Is Mine".

It doesn't bother to look through these, and pours into a program to clear the information directly.

When Baihu got up, he logged into the account and saw the complaints from the customers last night.

It's okay to be lazy and not work, but after finally working hard, I got into this kind of thing when I replied to a message in the middle of the night.

Just after Bai Hu made up his mind to be lazy and work less, the customer sent another message yesterday——

Mine is mine: Is the boss there?

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Hello dear, how can I help you?

My mine is mine: so angry!Why is it you again, I want to change customer service!

Brother Hu before the sales of Guancai Bookstore: Okay, I am changing the customer service for you, please wait a moment.

Bai Hu curled his lips, logged on to another customer service account and sent a message to that person——

Pre-sale Baiye of Guancai Bookstore: Hello, what service do you need?

My mine is mine: Hello, I heard that our store can provide customized services, right?

Pre-sale Baiye of Guancai Bookstore: Yes, I don’t know what you want to customize?

Mine is mine: the situation here is a bit complicated, probably a big project.I will take my partner to your store at noon today, can we meet and talk in detail?

Master Bai before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Yes dear, see you soon.

After closing the dialog box, Bai Hu stretched his waist and complained: "I want to see, this guy who dared to complain to me has grown a few heads. Hmph!"

We made an appointment to meet at twelve noon, but when the pointer pointed to 1, the customer hadn't shown up yet.

For such unpunctual customers, Ruan Meng has nothing to dare.Just as he wanted Baihu to cancel the appointment, the doorbell rang.

When I opened the door, I saw two men standing outside, one in ragged clothes and the other in jewels.

"You are?"

The ragged man laughed and said, "I'm the one who made an appointment at noon."

People have already come, so naturally there is no reason not to let them in.

The octopus served the tea, the jeweled one didn't move, while the ragged one drank cup after cup until he couldn't drink any more.

Ruan Meng leaned on the sofa, looked at the clothes of the two of them, and probably had a judgment in his heart.Seeing that Ruan Meng was calm and dressed in ragged clothes, he hurriedly introduced himself: "Hello, sir, I am a cheapskate, and this is my wife, a debt collector. We are here this time, hoping that the husband can help us find Returning to a harmonious relationship..."

A cheapskate, as the name suggests, has a small temper, a small mind, and is extremely stingy.

He also came to the human world because he responded to the "ghost reemployment policy".Cheapskates always think that money is saved.

Therefore, he is always a steel penny wishing to break it into two pieces.

He can walk for two hours for a taxi that saves one yuan, and he can spend an afternoon with vendors for a small profit of one dime.

In order to save money, the cheapskate does not make friends and does not participate in any parties.

I thought it would be nice for a person to be so stingy, but the stingy guy never expected that he also met his own destiny——

debt collector.

Love is a rather mysterious thing.

Many people don't know what love feels like all their lives.

But the cheapskate knew at the first sight that the debt collector was in love.

Similarly, the debt collector also has a different feeling for the cheapskate.

The two emotional ghosts hit it off, and they came together immediately and established a love relationship.

But no matter how much friendship is developed, it is difficult to escape the running-in of firewood, rice, oil and salt.

The first time the cheapskate and the debt collector disagreed, it was because the debt collector always wanted to buy things with the cheapskate's card.

But the cheapskate couldn't bear it at all.

The two had a big fight because of this, but in the end the cheapskate succumbed and bought it for the debt collector.

As the days passed, quarrels between the two occurred from time to time.

Every time the cheapskate gets angry, his stomach swells up.He always felt that it was not a problem to go on like this, so he brought the debt collectors to the store, hoping that Ruan Meng could help them.

As soon as the cheapskate finished his point of view, the debt collector expressed his disapproval——

"I think it's pretty good now. If you weren't stingy, nothing would happen at all." Before the stingy guy finished speaking, the debt collector next to him couldn't help but start complaining, "Sir, you can't imagine how stingy he is. Today It was late to go out, and I asked to take a taxi, but he had to drag me for more than ten kilometers just to take a two-yuan bus. What can I do, I am helpless!"

The stingy ghost became angry when he heard the words, his stomach swelled instantly, and he looked at the debt collector very hurt: "I'm stingy? I don't want to spend my own money, just to buy it for you. The clothes on my body are worn out. You have been reluctant to change it for several years, and you still call me stingy?"

Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel, Ruan Meng interrupted their exchanging short stories with a soft voice, and said to the cheapskate, "So, do you really want to find a solution?"

The cheapskate nodded immediately: "Of course! Sir, do you have a way?"

"Yes, yes. However," Ruan Meng looked at the debt collector while speaking, "If it is really possible to solve this problem, both of you will need heart surgery."

"heart surgery?"

"heart surgery?"

The cheapskate and the debt collector said in unison.

The cheapskate nodded immediately: "I am willing to accept."

The debt collector only spoke after a while: "If I can really get along with him in the future, I am willing..."

Ruan Meng has ready-made equipment here, and quickly wrote down the details of the operation.

Before pulling the informed consent, the cheapskate said to the debt collector: "It's too late for you to regret it now."

The debt collector gave the cheapskate a blank look, and snorted: "I don't regret it. If it doesn't work, you have to buy me some Harleys to ride around."

"I'm so angry, I ride a shared bicycle when I go out by myself, why do you always want to get wool from me?"

……

It wasn't until the anesthetic was given that the two ghosts stopped and came.

Bai Hu couldn't help laughing and complaining: "It's really like true love for ghosts of these two attributes to come together."

Ruan Meng didn't answer, and concentrated on the operation.

He opened the debt collector's chest first, only to find that his heart was squeezed into the abdominal cavity.With such an unharmonious structure, it's no wonder you're not greedy.

Carefully helping to cut off the extra heart, Ruan Meng sewed up the debt collector's chest, and turned to remodel the cheapskate's heart.

Different from debt collectors, cheapskates have very small minds, which can only be seen with a 30 times microscope.

Ruan Meng directly took the debt collector's heart and stuffed it into the coward's body, and the operation ended not long after...

On the second night, Guancai Bookstore received a new praise——

My, yours, ours: After undergoing a small plastic surgery, I never expected that the effect would be so immediate! !I don't get angry or mean anymore.My boyfriend is like a ghost.Not only didn't ask me for things anymore, but also bought me all day long.

I'm so happy, I always feel that the relationship between the two of us is much closer.His heart seems to be placed here with me!

Didn't I put it in your place?

Bai Hu pursed his lips, just in time to see another business consultation on the Internet!

Hu Xiaodi, who dreams from eight to nine: Hello boss, I heard that you provide customized services here, is it true?

Guancai Bookstore pre-sale Huge: It’s true dear!What service do you want to customize?

Hu Xiaodi, who dreams from eight to nine: It’s so dear, I want to customize a tail.It's that kind of furry, fox tail.

It's not that there are no customized small parts, but I have never encountered a customized fox tail.

Brother Hu before the sale of Guancai Bookstore: Dear, you can actually go directly to the farm to buy fox tails.

Hu Xiaodi, who dreams from eight to nine: No, no, boss, what I want is not the tail of an ordinary fox, but the tail of a nine-tailed fox!