The days when the psychic engaged in farming
Chapter 19
It was already the next morning when I saw the logistics director of the hospital again.
As soon as we met, the logistics director asked Ruan Meng impatiently: "Sir, is the problem solved?"
"Yeah." Thinking of the coward still in his Qiankun bag, Ruan Meng said to the logistics director, "I took away the things in the mortuary, as for the old lady in white...she is human, so it is not my job responsibility .”
"Yes, yes!" Hearing that the things in the mortuary were taken away, the logistics director finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then said, "The old lady was hit by security personnel yesterday, and the police dealt with it. The police came and asked about it. , she couldn't accept the fact that her son passed away, so she sneaked into the hospital every night to deliver buns. Sigh, it's not easy..."
There are too many difficult things in the world, Ruan Meng didn't say much.
The logistics director suddenly asked again: "By the way, sir, I haven't asked yet, what kind of thing is making trouble in the morgue? Is it scary?"
Not only is it not scary, but it will also be scary.
Ruan Meng thought to himself, but didn't intend to say more.
"It's just a gadget, and there is no malicious intention." Ruan Meng got up from the sofa to leave after speaking.
"Sir, how can I pay you?"
"Go to my store to take an order, and then pay directly online." Ruan Meng took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to the logistics director, with a rare professional smile on his face, "Dear, remember to give us five Very good review."
As soon as Ruan Meng entered the house, Bai Hu leaned out of the refrigerator with beef jerky in his mouth, sniffed the air, and asked, "Boss, what the hell did you bring back?"
"It's a little guy." Ruan Meng said, untied the Qiankun bag and let the coward out.
The coward was startled when he landed, and even more startled when he saw the white tiger. He hid behind Ruan Meng and hugged his legs, and said, "What a scary fat cat..."
Fat cat? !
Baihu couldn't help baring his teeth at the coward.The coward instantly buried his head in Ruan Meng's lap.At this moment, the tree bud, which had not moved all night, suddenly twitched and pushed the coward away.It seemed to be declaring its sovereignty, wrapped around Ruan Meng's leg.
"Ahhh..." The coward was startled by the sudden appearance of Yaya, and ran around the living room screaming.
He originally wanted to hide behind the sofa, but when he turned a corner, he met the octopus.The coward stopped in his tracks, stared blankly at the octopus, rolled the whites of his eyes, and passed out.
Bai Hu laughed happily, and said bluntly: "I am crying ugly, you are making people dizzy hahaha...ah..." Because of being too happy, Bai Hu accidentally failed to maintain his balance, turned over and fell off the refrigerator down.
The octopus spread its claws innocently, and looked at Ruan Meng to express that he was also innocent.
This courage is really too small.
Ruan Meng shook his head helplessly: "Let's talk about it after it wakes up."
Fortunately, the coward soon sobered up.Realizing that he was in an unfamiliar environment, the coward first tentatively opened one eye, and then slowly dared to look around boldly.
"Don't worry, no one here will hurt you." Bai Hu lay on the balcony and said leisurely.
The coward immediately jumped up from the ground in shock, covered his eyes and dared not speak.
After a while, seeing that no one really hurt him, he looked at the white tiger through his fingers.
"You said that you also want customized services, right?"
Ruan Meng sat at the desk, looking up at the coward.
The coward immediately put down his hand, walked forward in desperation, and nodded heavily at Ruan Meng: "Sir, I want to customize a bold one, I don't know if it is possible..."
A coward feels sad when he thinks of his own courage.
Everyone is actively responding to the "ghost reemployment policy", and cowards are no exception.
But when it comes to the human world, even cowards find that it is really difficult for them to achieve any career achievements in the human world.
After all, it was because he was too timid!
He is afraid of everything in the world, he is afraid of bears, animals, and everything with sound.
Because I was afraid of the sound of cars, I couldn't go on the road.
Because I am afraid of communication, I can't do sales and other work.
The coward tried very hard to adapt to everything, but it was useless, he was still afraid of everything.
Because he is afraid, cowards basically do not communicate with other people or other ghosts.
I used to be lonely all the time, but since I discovered online social networking, the life of the coward has gradually become richer.
Because he hides behind the Internet and doesn't have to face other people, the coward can finally try to chat with others or something.
Cowards can't do other jobs, so they can only move bricks on the construction site.
After work, other workers go back to eat, drink, and occasionally brag about their calf.The coward didn't go with them, he went around looking for places where he could use the net.
Just because of their timidity, those cowards in convenience stores and fast food restaurants never dare to go in.
By chance, Coward discovered the ultra-fast WiFi in the morgue, and since then opened the door to a new world.
Although the corpses are also scary, it's actually pretty good not to have to talk to them.
It's just that the good times don't last long, ever since the old lady in white was always talking to the stairs, the coward would run around in fright every time.
No, Ruan Meng was recruited within a few days.
"Sir, you can customize a gall for me, right?" The coward scratched his head in distress, his round face was full of expectation, "I really, really want to be brave. Then I can do some bold things Woolen cloth!"
For customer requests, Ruan Meng basically will not refuse.
He opened the drawer, took out the surgery informed consent form and gave it to the coward: "Customization is possible, but surgery is required for installation. Surgery may be risky. Take a look at this. If you can accept it, I will do it for you." .”
The coward took the informed consent form for the operation, and the more he read it, the more frightened he became.
But when he thought of his own courage, the coward made a firm decision.He closed his eyes and signed on it, gritted his teeth and said, "Sir, I'm scared, but I want courage..."
Ruan Meng looked at the coward calmly, and kindly reminded him: "You signed your name in the wrong place."
"Hey?" The coward opened his eyes, glanced at the name he had written on the outside of the paper, and said very embarrassedly, "Hey, it's really..."
It is relatively easy for Ruan Meng to make courage.
According to Ruan Meng's instructions, Octopus dug out a pile of old leather from the warehouse.It was bought decades ago, and it has been piled up and moldy.
Baihu also said at the time that he should make it into a bag and sell it, but Ruan Meng said wait, it will be useful one day.Unexpectedly, there will be a day when it will be sold.
The leather is a bit moldy due to being left for too long.
The octopus was first dragged into the bathroom to get rid of the mildew, and then treated with moisture-proof treatment before sending the leather to the laboratory.
Ruan Meng spread the leather on the desk, with the drawn design beside it.
He wears a mask and marks the leather with a tape measure.The coward was lying on the table, only showing a round head, and boldly asked: "Sir, a little bigger... a little bigger..."
Mark the size, then cut and sew.
Ruan Meng held the scissors, and the tree buds sprouted to help fix the leather.Soon, the cut leather was carried by the octopus to the sewing machine.
The needle is made of cold ice black iron, and the thread is made of silk thread produced by the deep-sea shark race.
Ruan Meng threaded the needle, stepped on the sewing machine, and began to "gada gada" sew the boldness that a coward wants.
After the artificial gall is sewn, it is time to perform a performance test.
The white tiger's paws are pressed on the pump, and the other end of the pump is connected to the artificial gallbladder.
Ruan Meng took the notebook to record the data, said "start", and Bai Hu desperately pressed the pump.After the artificial gallbladder was inflated, it became very large, about five cubic meters in size.
The coward looked a little dumbfounded, but soon became excited: "So bold, so bold..."
When he was on the operating table, Ruan Meng confirmed again and again: "Are you sure you want gallbladders of this specification?"
The coward nodded again and again: "Yeah! Be so bold!"
After being anesthetized, Ruan Meng dipped a brush in cinnabar and cut open the coward's stomach.The first thing to do is to find the coward's original gallbladder and then replace it with a new one.
But after cutting open the stomach, Ruan Meng searched for a long time but couldn't find the guts of a coward.
He only paused for a moment, and then ordered Octopus: "Octopus, please help me get the microscope."
With the help of a microscope, Ruan Meng finally found the gall that couldn't be smaller.After cutting off the gallbladder, Ruan Meng immediately sewed the inflated boldness under the coward's liver...
When the coward woke up, it was already the next morning.
He lowered his head, looked at his elongated hands and feet, and couldn't help being stunned for a moment.
When he came out of the operating room, he saw Ruan Meng as a coward and asked, "Sir, I'm just pretending to be brave. Why do I grow so much taller?"
Ruan Meng closed the book, looked up at the coward, and explained carefully: "Because the gallbladder has become too inflated, your stomach can't let go, so I stuffed it into your limbs. Now you are full of gall, how do you feel?"
Full of guts?
The coward clenched his fists, feeling the courage in his body, and laughed randomly: "I feel great now, I'm not afraid of anything anymore!"
The next afternoon, Guancai Bookstore received two new comments——
Anonymous user 888: There are always dirty things appearing in the unit recently, causing panic.Since the boss was hired to catch that thing, and a new security guard was hired, nothing strange happened again!
The little cutie is full of courage: she used to be as timid as a mouse, and it hurts to accomplish nothing.Since pretending to be bold in the store, it feels like Ghost Life has opened a new chapter.I have changed my job now, instead of moving bricks on the construction site, I am working as a security guard in a hospital.
I can't help but say one more thing, the internet speed in the mortuary is really super fast!
As soon as we met, the logistics director asked Ruan Meng impatiently: "Sir, is the problem solved?"
"Yeah." Thinking of the coward still in his Qiankun bag, Ruan Meng said to the logistics director, "I took away the things in the mortuary, as for the old lady in white...she is human, so it is not my job responsibility .”
"Yes, yes!" Hearing that the things in the mortuary were taken away, the logistics director finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then said, "The old lady was hit by security personnel yesterday, and the police dealt with it. The police came and asked about it. , she couldn't accept the fact that her son passed away, so she sneaked into the hospital every night to deliver buns. Sigh, it's not easy..."
There are too many difficult things in the world, Ruan Meng didn't say much.
The logistics director suddenly asked again: "By the way, sir, I haven't asked yet, what kind of thing is making trouble in the morgue? Is it scary?"
Not only is it not scary, but it will also be scary.
Ruan Meng thought to himself, but didn't intend to say more.
"It's just a gadget, and there is no malicious intention." Ruan Meng got up from the sofa to leave after speaking.
"Sir, how can I pay you?"
"Go to my store to take an order, and then pay directly online." Ruan Meng took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to the logistics director, with a rare professional smile on his face, "Dear, remember to give us five Very good review."
As soon as Ruan Meng entered the house, Bai Hu leaned out of the refrigerator with beef jerky in his mouth, sniffed the air, and asked, "Boss, what the hell did you bring back?"
"It's a little guy." Ruan Meng said, untied the Qiankun bag and let the coward out.
The coward was startled when he landed, and even more startled when he saw the white tiger. He hid behind Ruan Meng and hugged his legs, and said, "What a scary fat cat..."
Fat cat? !
Baihu couldn't help baring his teeth at the coward.The coward instantly buried his head in Ruan Meng's lap.At this moment, the tree bud, which had not moved all night, suddenly twitched and pushed the coward away.It seemed to be declaring its sovereignty, wrapped around Ruan Meng's leg.
"Ahhh..." The coward was startled by the sudden appearance of Yaya, and ran around the living room screaming.
He originally wanted to hide behind the sofa, but when he turned a corner, he met the octopus.The coward stopped in his tracks, stared blankly at the octopus, rolled the whites of his eyes, and passed out.
Bai Hu laughed happily, and said bluntly: "I am crying ugly, you are making people dizzy hahaha...ah..." Because of being too happy, Bai Hu accidentally failed to maintain his balance, turned over and fell off the refrigerator down.
The octopus spread its claws innocently, and looked at Ruan Meng to express that he was also innocent.
This courage is really too small.
Ruan Meng shook his head helplessly: "Let's talk about it after it wakes up."
Fortunately, the coward soon sobered up.Realizing that he was in an unfamiliar environment, the coward first tentatively opened one eye, and then slowly dared to look around boldly.
"Don't worry, no one here will hurt you." Bai Hu lay on the balcony and said leisurely.
The coward immediately jumped up from the ground in shock, covered his eyes and dared not speak.
After a while, seeing that no one really hurt him, he looked at the white tiger through his fingers.
"You said that you also want customized services, right?"
Ruan Meng sat at the desk, looking up at the coward.
The coward immediately put down his hand, walked forward in desperation, and nodded heavily at Ruan Meng: "Sir, I want to customize a bold one, I don't know if it is possible..."
A coward feels sad when he thinks of his own courage.
Everyone is actively responding to the "ghost reemployment policy", and cowards are no exception.
But when it comes to the human world, even cowards find that it is really difficult for them to achieve any career achievements in the human world.
After all, it was because he was too timid!
He is afraid of everything in the world, he is afraid of bears, animals, and everything with sound.
Because I was afraid of the sound of cars, I couldn't go on the road.
Because I am afraid of communication, I can't do sales and other work.
The coward tried very hard to adapt to everything, but it was useless, he was still afraid of everything.
Because he is afraid, cowards basically do not communicate with other people or other ghosts.
I used to be lonely all the time, but since I discovered online social networking, the life of the coward has gradually become richer.
Because he hides behind the Internet and doesn't have to face other people, the coward can finally try to chat with others or something.
Cowards can't do other jobs, so they can only move bricks on the construction site.
After work, other workers go back to eat, drink, and occasionally brag about their calf.The coward didn't go with them, he went around looking for places where he could use the net.
Just because of their timidity, those cowards in convenience stores and fast food restaurants never dare to go in.
By chance, Coward discovered the ultra-fast WiFi in the morgue, and since then opened the door to a new world.
Although the corpses are also scary, it's actually pretty good not to have to talk to them.
It's just that the good times don't last long, ever since the old lady in white was always talking to the stairs, the coward would run around in fright every time.
No, Ruan Meng was recruited within a few days.
"Sir, you can customize a gall for me, right?" The coward scratched his head in distress, his round face was full of expectation, "I really, really want to be brave. Then I can do some bold things Woolen cloth!"
For customer requests, Ruan Meng basically will not refuse.
He opened the drawer, took out the surgery informed consent form and gave it to the coward: "Customization is possible, but surgery is required for installation. Surgery may be risky. Take a look at this. If you can accept it, I will do it for you." .”
The coward took the informed consent form for the operation, and the more he read it, the more frightened he became.
But when he thought of his own courage, the coward made a firm decision.He closed his eyes and signed on it, gritted his teeth and said, "Sir, I'm scared, but I want courage..."
Ruan Meng looked at the coward calmly, and kindly reminded him: "You signed your name in the wrong place."
"Hey?" The coward opened his eyes, glanced at the name he had written on the outside of the paper, and said very embarrassedly, "Hey, it's really..."
It is relatively easy for Ruan Meng to make courage.
According to Ruan Meng's instructions, Octopus dug out a pile of old leather from the warehouse.It was bought decades ago, and it has been piled up and moldy.
Baihu also said at the time that he should make it into a bag and sell it, but Ruan Meng said wait, it will be useful one day.Unexpectedly, there will be a day when it will be sold.
The leather is a bit moldy due to being left for too long.
The octopus was first dragged into the bathroom to get rid of the mildew, and then treated with moisture-proof treatment before sending the leather to the laboratory.
Ruan Meng spread the leather on the desk, with the drawn design beside it.
He wears a mask and marks the leather with a tape measure.The coward was lying on the table, only showing a round head, and boldly asked: "Sir, a little bigger... a little bigger..."
Mark the size, then cut and sew.
Ruan Meng held the scissors, and the tree buds sprouted to help fix the leather.Soon, the cut leather was carried by the octopus to the sewing machine.
The needle is made of cold ice black iron, and the thread is made of silk thread produced by the deep-sea shark race.
Ruan Meng threaded the needle, stepped on the sewing machine, and began to "gada gada" sew the boldness that a coward wants.
After the artificial gall is sewn, it is time to perform a performance test.
The white tiger's paws are pressed on the pump, and the other end of the pump is connected to the artificial gallbladder.
Ruan Meng took the notebook to record the data, said "start", and Bai Hu desperately pressed the pump.After the artificial gallbladder was inflated, it became very large, about five cubic meters in size.
The coward looked a little dumbfounded, but soon became excited: "So bold, so bold..."
When he was on the operating table, Ruan Meng confirmed again and again: "Are you sure you want gallbladders of this specification?"
The coward nodded again and again: "Yeah! Be so bold!"
After being anesthetized, Ruan Meng dipped a brush in cinnabar and cut open the coward's stomach.The first thing to do is to find the coward's original gallbladder and then replace it with a new one.
But after cutting open the stomach, Ruan Meng searched for a long time but couldn't find the guts of a coward.
He only paused for a moment, and then ordered Octopus: "Octopus, please help me get the microscope."
With the help of a microscope, Ruan Meng finally found the gall that couldn't be smaller.After cutting off the gallbladder, Ruan Meng immediately sewed the inflated boldness under the coward's liver...
When the coward woke up, it was already the next morning.
He lowered his head, looked at his elongated hands and feet, and couldn't help being stunned for a moment.
When he came out of the operating room, he saw Ruan Meng as a coward and asked, "Sir, I'm just pretending to be brave. Why do I grow so much taller?"
Ruan Meng closed the book, looked up at the coward, and explained carefully: "Because the gallbladder has become too inflated, your stomach can't let go, so I stuffed it into your limbs. Now you are full of gall, how do you feel?"
Full of guts?
The coward clenched his fists, feeling the courage in his body, and laughed randomly: "I feel great now, I'm not afraid of anything anymore!"
The next afternoon, Guancai Bookstore received two new comments——
Anonymous user 888: There are always dirty things appearing in the unit recently, causing panic.Since the boss was hired to catch that thing, and a new security guard was hired, nothing strange happened again!
The little cutie is full of courage: she used to be as timid as a mouse, and it hurts to accomplish nothing.Since pretending to be bold in the store, it feels like Ghost Life has opened a new chapter.I have changed my job now, instead of moving bricks on the construction site, I am working as a security guard in a hospital.
I can't help but say one more thing, the internet speed in the mortuary is really super fast!
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