The days when the psychic engaged in farming

Po Meng's wish is to become an Internet celebrity.

This is a new attempt for Ruan Meng, and he is willing to take this order.The premise is that you get paid accordingly.

"Sir... I have lost all my subsidy, and I am too shy for the time being, so I can't afford that much money..." Granny Meng sighed slightly, twisting her hands together, she was so ashamed that she didn't know what to do.

The majestic public officials of the underworld came to ask human beings for help, but they didn't have any money in hand.

Really, it's embarrassing to think about it.

"Well, I'm too embarrassed to say what I owe. How about I ask Pippi, can they borrow some money every day?"

"No. In fact, I can help you, or I don't need to take any money." Ruan Meng glanced at Granny Meng, thinking in his heart, "The premise is that you have to agree to one condition."

Granny Meng instantly remembered the romance novels she used to pass time when she was bored when she was on duty in the underworld.In that, don't the domineering male protagonists always bully the female protagonists like this?

In just a short while, Granny Meng had linked Ruan Meng to the unspoken rules.If it is unspoken by humans like Ruan Meng, it seems...not bad?

Possessing between dignity and dreams, Meng Po bit her lips and asked, "What conditions?"

Ruan Meng felt the tree buds on his head moving, his thoughts drifted away, and he said after a while: "I want to borrow the book of life and death."

"Ah?" Granny Meng was taken aback for a moment, then shook her head, expressing embarrassment, "I'm from the reincarnation business department, so I can't get in touch with the personnel files."

Ruan Meng raised his eyebrows, his beautiful peach blossom eyes were foggy, he squinted his eyes at Granny Meng: "I just want to look at my records of more than 200 years, it's not a leak. Besides, to promote this kind of thing, we In the past, it was only about the operation, if you make a decision now, I will give you an extra face fine-tuning surgery..."

Facial fine-tuning...

Granny Meng immediately thought of the face customized by Painted Skin Ghost, and now she has become a beauty without makeup on the Internet with this face.

There is also Xing Tian, ​​although the face on the head is a little bit out of harmony, but overall it looks quite good.

If only I could change my face...

Po Meng subconsciously raised her hand to touch her face, the wrinkles on it were very obvious.

If it's just his life and death...

It shouldn't matter at all...

Ruan Meng saw Granny Meng's reaction in his eyes, sat back up straight, and said with regret, "If you really can't accept it, I won't force it..."

"No! Don't force it!" As soon as the words came out, Meng Po made up her mind, "If it's just Mr.'s life and death book, I can think of a way. But you know, this kind of thing is not easy to get. I may need some time..."

Ruan Meng smiled, nodded and said, "Yes."

"The deposit..."

"No, I can trust you."

Ruan Meng is a man of action, and he does what he is asked to do.

Until Po Meng was lying on the operating table, her mind was still blank——

This is me, do I really want to change my face?

When Ruan Meng was busy disinfecting and preparing the equipment, the octopus rolled up the tablet.One paw rolled the tablet, and the other paw scratched the photo to show Granny Meng, and let her choose what kind of face she wanted.

Po Meng looked at the faces of Internet celebrities passing by, frowned and asked, "Aren't these really the same person?"

All awl face, thick lips and European double eyelids.Po Meng didn't think she was face-blind, but when she faced this group of humans, she couldn't tell the difference between them in the photo.

When Ruan Meng asked her if she had made up her mind, Granny Meng shook her head in confusion, and asked Ruan Meng, "Sir, why don't you choose one for me?"

Ruan Meng took a look at the tablet, shook his head lightly, met Granny Meng's confused eyes, and then said: "If you trust me, I will play freely."

Granny Meng thought for a while, then nodded ruthlessly: "Sir, let's do it!"

In the past, all the parts were customized, but this was the first time that Ruan Meng had directly used a knife on the ghost's face.

He took a closer look at Granny Meng's facial structure. There were too many folds and he couldn't see the previous appearance.Next to it was a bucket of hyaluronic acid brought by the octopus.

Ruan Meng gave Po Meng an intravenous drip, and at the same time inhaled hyaluronic acid with a super-large needle.After clearing the air in the needle tube, I began to inject bit by bit around Po Meng's face.

Probably because she is too old, Po Meng's face is like withered bark.After three needles and two tubes of hyaluronic acid, I felt a little stretch.

The injection was a slow process, and Ruan Meng was doing it patiently and attentively.Bai Hu stood aside and recorded the surgery data.

Octopus, as the itinerant nurse and equipment nurse, helped Ruan Mengti hyaluronic acid come in again and again.

The tree buds are meticulous and considerate, pulling a branch and wrapping a handkerchief to help Ruan Meng wipe away his sweat——

Even Ruan Meng didn't sweat at all.

Time passed by, and after more than a dozen barrels of hyaluronic acid were injected, Po Meng's skin was lifted up.The skin from the 80s has returned to the appearance of a girl, and she looks like a girl.

Baihu recorded Granny Meng's current body composition, and then asked Ruan Meng, "Is the operation over?"

Ruan Meng shook his head, and ordered Octopus to get some whitening liquid.

When Po Meng was in the underworld, she only cooked soup all the year round.Diet is too single, causing facial skin sallow.

More than a dozen bottles of whitening needles were inserted, and Po Meng turned white as soon as she saw it.

The so-called one white cover one hundred ugliness is not false at all.

Po Meng herself has an awl-shaped face, and with her eyes, she is more than charming but not intimate enough.

Ruan Meng thought for a while, took the skull that was taken from Fei Tou Jiang's head at that time, and carved and polished it a little bit.I took a cinnabar pen and cut open Po Meng's face, and filled and repaired along the jaw line a little bit.

After finishing the face shape, Ruan Meng helped Po Meng put the mountain root on the mountain root and make the corners of the mouth rise...

When Granny Meng woke up, there was still a slight tingling pain on her face. She raised her hand to touch her face, only to find that her hands were white and tender, as if they were when she was not out of the court on February [-]th.

She looked at her hands in disbelief, tremblingly caressed her cheeks, pressed once, and pressed again.

With her hands resting on her face, she walked off the operating table in disbelief. Looking at the reflection on the glass, she was extremely shocked.

That white and tender skin, that pretty and pure face, that towering curve, that flat belly and the upturned buttocks...

The heroine with childlike face and big breasts who came out of Two-dimensional anime.

This is no fine-tuning, this is a new person from head to toe!

"Sir!" Granny Meng came out of the operating room and couldn't help thanking Ruan Meng when she saw Ruan Meng, "I really like this body now! Just wait for me, and I will go to the file management office today to report your life and death. Bring me the book..."

"Don't worry about that," Ruan Meng turned the computer screen to show Granny Meng, pointing to the "Net Celebrity Cultivation Plan" document on it and said, "The face change is just a prelude, and the next thing is the highlight."

Q: How many steps does it take to become an Internet celebrity?

Ruan Meng replied: Three steps!

The first step is to have a distinctive face.

The second step is bundling marketing to increase popularity.

In the third step, the real person will show up and broadcast live.

Ruan Meng has already helped make the face. As for bundling marketing to increase popularity, it is up to everyone to work together.

At eight o'clock that night, a group of portrait photos appeared on a well-known forum.

The girl in the photo is demure and elegant, exuding a pure aura.

The corners of her mouth are raised, and her pupils are cut by autumn water, she is so beautiful.

The post was instantly liked, but in just half an hour, it became a viral post——

[Love Jun: My God, I seem to have seen my first love]

[Mo Yujunxin: OMG!There are such stunning beauties in the world, landlord, can I post them on Weibo? 】

[Guardian of Barley: This is the most beautiful young lady I have ever seen!Look at her eyes, look at her face, she is really beautiful! 】

[Beiwan Zhixian: Excuse me, who is this young lady? Does anyone know her contact information?I dreamed of calling her! 】

……

Looking at the ever-increasing floors, Baihu glanced at the octopus with its eight claws flying up and down, and couldn't help complaining: "You are too obvious, aren't you?" ", Do you think you're writing a martial arts novel? It's fake at first glance."

"With such a large workload, it's not easy for me to post eight different comments while changing IP, okay?" Octopus kept moving, from forums to Weibo, dutifully acting The water army brushes up the heat.

That night, the tens of millions of zombie accounts on Weibo suddenly took action, and they all frantically retweeted a "4000-year-old beauty" Weibo.

Octopus has set up a program to mobilize zombie Weibo to forward comments uniformly.

Not long after, the topic of #千年美人# became a hot topic, overwhelming all the celebrity cheating and announcements, and successfully added a red "explosion" in the back.

Ruan Meng was cultivating in the laboratory last night. As soon as he entered the living room, he saw the octopus greet him: "Sir, do you think the marketing data I made is great?"

Ruan Meng stepped forward, glanced at the data made by the octopus, and raised his forehead unconsciously: "Hurry up and make the data smaller."

The octopus is unclear, so: "But this data looks like it's red?"

"It looks red, but the red is too fake." Ruan Meng couldn't laugh or cry—

If it is reposted by tens of thousands, it seems understandable.

But up to [-] million retweets, this is too exaggerated, okay? !