You may not believe it, the scumbag I have a crush on is a scholar

As a result, when we left, the cake on the table was still intact and no one was eating it, so it was put into a cake box and taken away.It was already after eight o'clock in the evening when I came out of the barbecue shop.Everyone took a taxi directly to the school, Xia Jie thought they were going back to school.

The taxi roared past the school gate, and finally stopped at the gate of the community where Chen Yi rented a house.Xie Jue and Ji Ping went to a nearby convenience store to buy beer, while Xia Jie and the others followed Chen Yi upstairs first.

Except for Xia Jie and Jiang Yue, the people who ate together were all members of Chen Yi's basketball team.Nearly ten people said that there were not too many, and they said that there were not many, and when they poured in, they filled up the two-bedroom house.Fortunately, there are blankets in the living room, and people who have no place to sit sit on the floor.

The boy who suggested to watch the film earlier shouted impatiently: "Hey, who has the resources? Take them all out."

"I saved it all in the USB flash drive, but the USB flash drive was left in the dormitory and I didn't bring it out."

"I seem to have it in my phone, let me take a look..."

Xia Jie knelt in front of the short table and cut the cake to eat. Jiang Yue, who had planned for a long time, quietly stretched out his hand to pinch the cherry on the cake. Xia Jie slapped the back of his hand and looked at him suspiciously, "Have you washed your hands?"

Jiang Yue snorted softly, stood up and walked into the bathroom.When he came out after washing his hands, he found that the two cherries on the cake were gone. Xia Jie smiled and said, "You are too slow, so I ate them all."

Jiang Yue was about to explode with anger, but he learned to be smart and quickly calmed down. After sitting down, he picked up his own piece of cake, scooped a piece of cream with his fingers and put it in his mouth.

Seeing the "I don't care about you" expression on the other party's face, Xia Jie was a little dubious at first, but after observing it a few times, he let down his guard, scraped off the thick cream on the surface of the cake with a fork, and picked the yellow cake below to eat.When Jiang Yue's hand reached out, Xia Jie was sticking out the tip of his tongue to lick the cream on the corner of his mouth, and was caught off guard by the other party who smeared half of his face with cream.

After Xia Jie reacted, his body quickly leaned back, and he looked at him in shock with both hands propped on the forehead carpet behind him. Jiang Yue grinned triumphantly, and raised his chin at him.

"You put the cream you licked on my face?"

"..." Jiang Yue's smile froze, he was almost out of breath, and almost stood up and stomped his feet, "What do you mean I licked it! I made it from a plate, okay?"

Xia Jie said "Oh", leaned forward and grabbed Jiang Yue's shoulder, and smiled harmlessly at him, "Do you want to know why the person you like likes me?"

Jiang Yue, who was about to struggle just now, calmed down when he heard the words, and raised his eyelids suspiciously to look at him, "...why?"

Xia Jie bent his eyes to reveal two sharp little canine teeth, "I'll tell you if you come over a little bit, after all, this kind of thing is not a good thing, if they know about it, they might not know how to laugh at you."

These words really hit Jiang Yue's heart, after all, this matter was really embarrassing for him.He calmed down and looked around vigilantly. Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he put his ears to it with confidence.

Xia Jie pretended to put his mouth around Jiang Yue's ear, and suddenly pressed the back of the other's head and pressed his cream-smeared side face to Jiang Yue's face, rubbing back and forth on Jiang Yue's face several times.

The latter fell back with a howl of "Wow". At the same time, Xia Jie's own collar was grabbed by one hand, and the whole person was dragged backward. Chen Yi frowned in front of him. Crouching down, pinching his chin with two slender fingers, he turned his face around with a little force, "What are you two doing?"

"No, it's nothing." Xia Jie was stunned, and stuttered for a while.

Jiang Yue tried his best to wipe off his cream-smeared face, and when he was about to rush over to take revenge, he was stopped by Xie Jue, who came back at some point with a smirk.

Here, Chen Yi let go of his hand calmly, took out a paper towel from the drawer on the table, first wiped his cream-stained fingers, and then folded one to help Xia Jie wipe his face.The other hand pressed a small depression on his face, and the temperature on the fingertips continued to spread towards his skin.

Xia Jie lowered his eyes distractedly, and suddenly heard someone calling his and Chen Yi's names.The two turned their faces away at the same time, flashlights flashed through their pupils suddenly, Xie Jue walked over with a Polaroid in his hands, and raised his face to challenge Chen Yi: "Wipe me too, my face is too Dirty."

Chen Yi glanced at him lightly, and said in a cold tone: "Where did you get Polaroid?"

Xie Jue's expression froze, and he said with a dry smile, "...you took it from your bedroom."

"I said, why does it look so familiar?" Chen Yi spread his palms towards him, "How many photos have you taken, show them."

Xie Jue quickly handed the Polaroid photo to Chen Yi, "I took this one, I swear."

"You'd better not swear." Chen Yi snorted from his nasal cavity, and reached into the other's pocket familiarly, "Every time you swear, there will be thunder and rain outside, it is even more effective than Xiao Jingteng." After speaking, he took out a few more photos from his pocket.

Xie Jue: "..."

The photos that came out were only three or four, all of which were secretly taken by Xie Jue with Polaroids.Chen Yi turned over one by one, and when his eyes stayed on the penultimate one, the movements of his hands paused.

Xia Jie was not photographed in the photo, it was a single photo of Chen Yi.Under the light, he could clearly see his brows frowning slightly, his eyelashes drooping slightly, his lips stretched flat and straight, and the focus of his gaze fell on a place obliquely below that was not in the mirror.The displeasure on his face was also evident.At this point in time, it happened to be when Xia Jie rubbed Jiang Yue's face back and forth.

He looked slightly dazed, and stared at himself in the photo for a while, then took out the photo and put it in his pocket, and gave the rest of the photos to Xia Jie, "Take it."

Xia Jie took it and looked at it. They were all photos of himself and Chen Yi.He was a little curious about the photo that Chen Yi took away, and wanted to ask the other party to borrow it to take a look, but Chen Yi dismissed it with a few words.

"Let me take a look, don't you know which one he took?" Xie Jue muttered, flipping through the photos in Xia Jie's hand, "Chen Yi took away his own single photo ah."

Xia Jie gave a soft "huh" and only glanced at each photo briefly before putting them in his jacket pocket.

Because it was a temporary decision, everyone had no resources, so they had to download it from the network disk first and then share it on the TV.A few boys got together to choose films, and after a long time of choosing, they called Xia Jie to translate because they didn't know the English and Japanese above.

Xia Jie helped them translate English movie titles. When encountering Japanese, he took out his mobile phone, opened the translation software, switched to Japanese translation, and then handed them the translated content.

other people:"……"

During the whole process, he was vaguely aware that someone was watching him. Xia Jie turned around, only to find that everyone on the sofa was busy with their own business.Jiang Yue half-lyed on the sofa and held up his mobile phone to watch videos. Chen Yi was talking to others, and Xie Jue was fiddling with his mobile phone with his head buried.No extra eyes fell on him.

He took back his phone suspiciously, switched out the Japanese keyboard, and continued typing Japanese into the translation box.Once again, I felt a line of sight hit my back, and I didn't move away for a long time.The sound of Jiang Yue's video and Chen Yi's voice didn't stop, Xia Jie still couldn't help but looked back suspiciously, but he didn't see anything.

Finally, an island film was selected. Xia Jie glanced at it with a lack of interest. The heroine was probably a standard textbook childlike face. Unexpectedly, the hero was also quite handsome.

While turning on the TV, someone ran to the window and pulled the blackout curtains tightly, and turned off the chandelier in the living room.His sight suddenly darkened, leaving only the TV shining brightly in the dark night.

"Are you exaggerating so much? Watching an adult movie is like watching a ghost movie." Xie Jue was speechless.

The other party rubbed the back of his head and laughed dryly, "Isn't it because I'm afraid of accidents when I see it later. Some things are still in the dark, so it's better to do it separately."

Xie Jue: "..."

Chen Yi said lazily: "Should I prepare a roll of toilet paper for each of you?"

The boy who pulled the curtain was stunned, then nodded in surprise, "Are there so many rolls?"

Chen Yi raised his eyebrows, "20 yuan a roll, no bargaining."

other side:"……"

Others felt that the sofa was too high and too far away from the TV, so they all sat down on the ground with a splash of beer.There were only three people who were not very interested, sitting on the sofa without moving.Xia Jie and Chen Yi occupied both sides of the couch to play with their mobile phones. Xie Jue thought it was boring to sit with them, so he also ran to the front carpet.

Jiang Yue was lying on the short sofa next to him, with earphones plugged into his ears, and his legs dangling from the edge of the sofa.But his eyes kept aiming in the direction of the TV, with a tangled expression of wanting to watch but not wanting to.

Probably because of the darkness in the sight that stimulated the drowsiness in his mind, Xia Jie sat on the sofa wearing earphones for a while, before his head fell against the back of the sofa.The light on the phone screen hit his face, and he could clearly see that his eyes were closed.

This is the time when the atmosphere is beautiful, and the low panting sound from the TV is quietly flowing in the air through the stereo.Chen Yi poured the last bit of beer in the can into his mouth, stood up from the sofa and gently tore off Xia Jie's earphones, pulled the opponent's legs down flat, stared at Xia Jie for a long time when he got up, and then resigned to his fate He sighed and laughed.

When he came out of the bedroom, Chen Yi had three extra blankets in his hand.Chen Yi covered Xia Jie and Jiang Yue who were already asleep with two blankets, and didn't intend to take a bath, so he hugged the last blanket and leaned into another short sofa on the side.Noticing his movements, Xie Jue turned his head to take a look, and raised his voice in surprise, "Isn't it true that you can fall asleep watching movies?"

It's just that soon, he himself probably lost the right to say this.

It was already midnight when Xia Jie woke up, his neck was sore and sore from the hard armrest of the sofa, and his legs were numb when they were bent on the sofa.Most importantly, he was woken up by holding back his urine.The moment he regained consciousness, the pictures on the TV kept going, and the sound from the stereo came into his ears, which made him feel uncomfortable.

It doesn't look like the one I played before going to bed, and the progress bar at the bottom is more than half left.On the carpet in front of the living room, there was a large area of ​​other people laying up and down next to each other, with a pile of beer cans and a few balls of paper towels beside them.It looked like he couldn't make it through halfway through, and fell asleep.

Xia Jie pushed the blanket aside and stood up, trying to go around to the toilet through the gap between the low table and the sofa.Unexpectedly, Jiang Yue was sleeping on the side sofa with his posture wide open, with his legs crossed over the coffee table and resting on the chair next to him, just blocking his way out.

He had no choice but to turn around and go around from the other side, and when he got closer, he realized that the person sleeping on the short sofa on the other side was Chen Yi.Just looking at people and not paying attention to her feet, Xia Jie's knee hit the sharp corner of the coffee table straight, and the empty beer can on the edge of the coffee table swayed twice before falling down.

He didn't realize so quickly that the cans would not make too much noise when they fell on the carpet, Xia Jie bent down reflexively and took a step forward, reaching out to pick up the cans.

He didn't know that he didn't receive the item, but he tripped over the blanket that was overturned and hung on the ground before, and he lost his balance and bumped forward.The bridge of the nose hit Chen Yi's thigh firmly, and the lower abdomen was pressed against the other's forearm suddenly, and there was another rush of urination.

Chen Yi, who was pressed under him, seemed to be woken up by the noise, his arm moved, without giving him a chance to react, the back of his hand touched the position of the zipper of his jeans, and then remained still for a long time.At this time, the ambiguous sound on the TV beside his ears has been tirelessly showing his sense of existence.

Xia Jie's ears were burning hotly, and he stood up with his palm propped on the back of the sofa, but he was pulled down defenselessly in the next second, and the tip of his nose almost brushed the chin of the person who was half lying on the sofa.The other party's deliberately low but suspicious voice mingled with the intertwining voices of men and women on the TV, rolling all the way through his mind: "You're not reacting, are you?"

He raised his head suddenly, wanting to refute the other party that he just drank too much water and held it in for too long, but he froze when he saw Chen Yi's dark eyes.In my heart, I only felt vaguely that my vision was too dark to see clearly, but I opened my mouth but couldn't say anything as if I was bewitched by those eyes.

However, Chen Yi seemed to want to let him see more clearly, and pulled him a little closer, so close that if his nose was on the side of his eyes, the other's long black eyelashes would probably poke him tip of the nose.He observed carefully that the corners of Chen Yi's mouth were straight and not curved, but there was a heart-warming smile vaguely mixed in his tone.

When the other party spoke, the breath gushing from the lips intertwined with his own breath, and the idea of ​​biting his lips and kissing each other in the next second was ready to come out.At this time, the person under him bent his leg and bumped himself with his knee. Xia Jie subconsciously looked up and saw Chen Yi's Adam's apple rolling gently. Flowing into the air, "Shall I help you?"

It is said that when the heartbeat speed reaches a certain level, the heart will stop beating for a moment.Xia Jie thought vaguely that the perception and brain of the whole person seemed to be divided into two.

Part of his thinking has already flown far away, while the other part is still staying in his body. Perceiving his body at this time, despite the discomfort of his bladder being swollen, it seems to be faintly heating up.