You may not believe it, the scumbag I have a crush on is a scholar

Waking up from a dream in the morning, Xia Jie hugged the quilt and sat on the bed to reflect on it, somehow enlightened.Glancing down through the thin mosquito net, Cheng Qian was squatting on the floor to pack his luggage.

He jumped off the second-to-last pole of the ladder next to the bed with bare feet, and there was a muffled thud when his feet touched the smooth ground.Cheng Qian was startled by the sound he made, and turned his head reflexively.

Xia Jie put on her slippers, went to the other party's side and knelt down, reached out and fiddled with the folded clothes and pants in the suitcase, "Are you going home again?"

"I made an appointment with my buddies from junior high school to go to the resort for a barbecue. It's closer to my house." Cheng Qian said, and wanted to get up to open the closet.

Xia Jie stared at the ground without paying attention to Cheng Qian's movements. He suddenly turned his head and stretched out his hands to grab the opponent's shoulders. He staggered the person who was about to get up, and sat directly on the ground.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Xia Jie repeated the words of apology twice, but there was no apologetic expression on his face. He leaned his body and stretched out his fingers to hook the small bench behind him.

Cheng Qian sat on the spot and watched the whole process of his movements, and couldn't help muttering to himself, did he not wake up or something, and today he took the initiative to move a small stool for himself.

He was about to stand up on the ground and leave the stool to Xia Jie, but he watched the latter put the small stool under his buttocks and sat down, and then showed a surprised expression, "Why are you still sitting on the ground? Shall I pull you up?"

Cheng Qian: "..."

"Your feet are numb from squatting." Xia Jie grumbled and complained, reached out and grabbed Cheng Qian who turned around and wanted to go away, and looked at him without blinking, "Don't go, I have very important things to do ask you."

Bearing the gravity from the hem of his clothes, Cheng Qian couldn't walk around, and couldn't straighten up when standing, so he could only squat down in front of Xia Jie, still suffocating in his heart.After seeing Xia Jie's face up close, he said in an exaggerated but expressionless tone, "Wow, there's eye shit."

Xia Jie, who was always clean and tidy to the outside world, calmly reached out and wiped the corners of his eyes, and rubbed Cheng Qian's sleeves without any psychological barriers, showing a smile like a spring breeze, "Is there any more?"

Cheng Qian: "..." It's like a little devil.

"Let's get down to business, be serious." Xia Jie reached out and slapped him on the back, then changed his expression to give a speech at the Monday morning meeting, and his voice calmed down, "I'm asking you."

Cheng Qian was a little shocked. In the two seconds after Xia Jie's voice fell, thousands of thoughts flashed through his mind, and then he frowned and sat on the floor, his mouth stretched into a clear straight line, "Just ask. "

"If the other party teases you on purpose—oh, I mean that kind—for example, if you deliberately say that you wrote his name secretly, does it mean that he likes you?!"

"..." Cheng Qian stood up uninterestedly, "I thought it was a big deal." He threw out this sentence absently, while lowering his head and reaching out to pat the dust on his pants.In the next second, as if time had been frozen, Cheng Qian froze in mid-air as he slapped his pants, his eyes widened subconsciously, and his face was filled with shock, "Wait, wait...you mean you were teased by a girl? !"

Xia Jie murmured "Ugh" in a vague tone, and said calmly: "Hey, with your expression, you can use your face to enter the shock section of UC Browser."

Cheng Qian: "..."

"Is that right?" Xia Jie couldn't help showing some anticipation.

"Well..." Cheng Qian rubbed his hands together in embarrassment, and really couldn't bear to hit their younger brother, "This kind of girl looks like 'the grass has passed through the bushes, and the leaves don't touch her body'. She hooks up with you today and me tomorrow." The coquettish senior who made us hug each other and cry together the day after tomorrow!"

Xia Jie: "..."

"Hey, tell me, am I right? Is she a coquettish senior?" Cheng Qian looked at him inscrutablely.

"It's a year older than us, that's right..." Xia Jie pondered for a while with a face full of confusion, "When you tease me...it's really coquettish..."

Hearing that Cheng Qian's face was full of complacency, he almost put a big letter on his face saying that Cheng Banxian would be able to go out tomorrow to set up a stall to see Feng Shui and touch human bones.Jokes are jokes, and some things that should be said have to be said.

Cheng Qianyu said earnestly: "This kind of senior sister who is very flirtatious probably just wants to ask you to go to bed to applaud. Our silly brother should not be deceived, causing his grades to plummet and becoming a lost boy who has never returned."

I don't even dare to think about kissing, let alone go to bed.When this idea came to my mind, I couldn't help but want to cover my face, but fortunately, I couldn't help it in time.But if you think about it carefully, if you use the future to part ways and become strangers in exchange for a moment of spring breeze, it would not be a loss.

Xia Jie entertained himself by arranging a script story with ups and downs in his mind, and finally exited from his own thoughts in the background of the desolate Erquan Yingyue, and muttered to himself in confusion: "It's strange, Why should I ask you who have never been in love before?"

"........."

At that moment, Cheng Qian swore that he felt a malicious gaze from the abyss.

Xia Jie's mother's work unit organized a trip to Beijing, and no one at home cooked for a whole week.Fortunately, I finally came back this Saturday night. Xia Jie lived in the dormitory for a day, and went home for dinner at noon on Sunday with her schoolbag on her back.

At the dinner table, my aunt and my cousin who has gone to college are also there.His mother and aunt are colleagues in the same unit. This time, they signed up for the unit trip together. The cousins ​​who are in college have been to Beijing, so they skipped a few days of class and followed them to Beijing.

When he buried himself in his meal, his aunt was telling interesting anecdotes from the trip with great interest.When talking about Lama Temple, she held her daughter's wrist and pointed to the jade bracelet on the latter's hand, "Hey, I was moved by their words and bought a consecrated jade bracelet for my daughter. "

Xia Jie swallowed a piece of chicken and took the time to look up.You can't tell whether it's consecrated or not, and it matches your skin tone when you wear it on your hand.Before this thought was completely dissipated, Xia Jie heard his own mother yelling "Oops" next to him, put down his chopsticks and got up to look through the backpack in the living room.Even Xia Jie's father didn't hear him yelling "I'll make it after dinner".

Just thinking about whether he should also buy himself a bracelet and come back, he saw his mother coming out of the living room holding two red string pendants, each with a small golden wheel hanging from it.Xia Jie's mother put the two golden wheel pendants into a gift box and handed them to Xia Jie, "I bought them in Lama Temple, I heard they are safe to wear."

Xia Jie took the empty chair and put it on the side, "Is there another one for my dad?"

"Why is he wearing this kind of thing like an old guy?" Xia Jie's mother reached out and patted Lao Xia's chest, "I originally bought it for others, but then there was a small mistake, so I kept it by myself. You first Keep it and give it to your daughter-in-law later."

The cousin who was buried in the meal on the opposite side suddenly raised her head and smiled and said, "I said, aunt, how can anyone give this to his girlfriend these days. Also, isn't Xia Jie just in high school? Just tell him such things, be careful puppy love."

"As long as you are troublesome, I don't know how Xia Jie's academic performance is better than yours. Even if the score of the college entrance examination of puppy love is still [-] blocks away from you." Aunt Xia Jie slapped her daughter on the back, tirelessly educating her .

"You are so sad that you can't even find a boyfriend at such a young age. You are about to graduate. When will you bring a boyfriend back to show me, I will wake up laughing from my dream. It's my fault." If I didn't give birth to you well, I wouldn't force you to bring back a decent and handsome guy, as long as it's someone with a handle, I won't stop your mother."

Cousin Xia Jie: "..." Is this his own mother? ? ?

Returning to the bedroom after dinner, Xia Jie casually put the gift box on the desk and turned on the laptop to surf the Internet.As soon as he boarded Koukou, Xie Jue pulled him into the group, and the amount of messages increased crazily.After clicking on the chat box, I found that other people were using the words "party" and "party".

Xie Jue responded to those who asked for a party in the group by himself. Chen Yi's profile picture was gray, and he didn't come out to speak. I don't know if he was invisible or offline.Xia Jie typed a line on the keyboard and sent it out: "Brother, are you going to have a party?"

Glancing at Xia Jie's profile picture, Xie Jue immediately pushed aside the hooligans who were clamoring for treats, and chatted with Xia Jie in the group as if no one was there, "Go on, let's not let these bastards go!" It is estimated that they will stop me from gang-fighting."

Xia Jie was speechless for a moment, "Isn't the mid-term grade coming out next week? Your family is still letting you out?"

"The sky is falling this time, and my father won't stop me from coming out." Xie Jue answered him nonchalantly, "Do you know what day is next week?"

"Isn't it your birthday?" Xia Jie sent it, and then added a message, "Brother, do you want to give gifts on your birthday? I won't go if you want to give gifts."

"..." Xie Jue started typing, "I said brother, what is the relationship between the two of us, why did you not go to my birthday party because of such a trivial matter? You made your brother feel very sad. What's more, next week The birthday person is not your brother or me, but Chen Yi."

Xia Jie stared blankly at the computer screen, directly ignoring the long series of previous words that the other party typed in the dialog box, and focused on the last few words, "It's not your birthday, what are you talking about in the group?" .Isn’t his birthday NO.11 next month? Singles’ Day?”

"That's his birthday in the Gregorian calendar. We usually celebrate the lunar calendar here. Hey, how did you know his birthday in the Gregorian calendar? You don't even know your brother's and my birthday, do you?"

"..." Xia Jie was silent for two seconds, and typed slowly, "I used his ID card when I went to an Internet cafe a long time ago, and I wrote it down at a glance."

"Okay, okay, I don't agree with anyone else when it comes to learning and memory, so I will obey my brother. I will let you know when the time and place are set next week."

Xia Jie replied with the word "yes", then turned her head and stared at the gift box beside her for two seconds, her mind was full of what his mother said.In the end, he couldn't help grinning, got up, picked up the box and lay down on the bed behind him, rolling around happily.

When I sat up, the loudspeaker that was placed outside just happened to hear the notification sound of receiving a new message.Xia Jie sat back on the chair and moved the mouse to click on the jumping icon in the lower right corner. The moment he saw the head portrait, the corners of his mouth turned up. He was still thinking about it and now he received his message.

Opening the private dialog box, a line of bold characters sent by Chen Yi jumped into view, "Tsk, I really forgot if you didn't tell me, did you not return my ID card to me?"

Xia Jie was stunned for two seconds: "..."